Earlier today, Calamity Kid was out and about, being the good little superheroine that she is, patrolling the streets of Fur Central City, ensuring things were nice and safe for all the citizens when tragedy struck!
Enemy of the Boobtastic Duo, the Mysterious Mystery Villain of Mysteriousness, y'know the one, the one is so mysterious that nobody knows what he looks like... Or she... Does anyone know their gender? Damn, they are that mysterious that we've never been able to actually get any video footage or photos of them...
But anyway, the Mysterious Mystery Villain of Mysteriousness was holding up the local Ted & Jenny's Ice Cream Parlour! They were demanding that the store change all the names of it's most popular flavours with innapropriate versions, like taking the beloved 'Truffle Shuffle' flavour and renaming it 'Five Finger Shuffle', or the equally worshipped 'Fudge Brownie Chunks' and renaming it to 'Butt Fudge Brownie Spunk Chunks' THE MADMAN! I wouldn't be able to go into a Ted & Jenny's and order some 'Butt Fudge Brownie Spunk Chunks' ice cream! I'd laugh myself into a coma before I even finish saying the word 'brownie'!
But worst of all, he was demanding that the store hand over it's entire supply of it's greatest flavour... The flavour beloved by our very own Sweet Tooth, 'Quadruple Chocotastic Galore' and replace it with the worst flavour Ted & Jenny's ever produced... *shudder* 'Spam and Jam'... Seriously, whoever thought that was a great flavour idea should burn in hell for even thinking about it, let alone actually getting it to market!
But as the Mysterious Mystery Villain of Mysteriousness was getting ready to flee the scene of the crime with his newly acquired stash of delicious ice cream, Calamity Kid burst in through the main entrance and demanded that the wicked villain release the store employees and surrender before she'd have to get physical and whoop his butt!
Annnnd they immediately took one of the tubs of ice cream from the sack and threw it at Calamity Kid, beaming her on the head and knocking her out cold. It appears that the Mysterious Mystery Villain of Mysteriousness was ready to leave when they decided to take the now unconscious Calamity Kid with them to use as a bargining chip against the Boobtastic Duo!
How do we know all this? Well it turns out the brilliantly smart villain decided to send out video footage to our fine station of a bound and gagged Calamity Kid struggling on the floor of their hideout. Yes... Yessssssss, just as I hoped... She looks just as good as Power Punch and Sweet Tooth when they're in peril...
The Mysterious Mystery Villain of Mysteriousneas is giving a list of demands to The Boobtastic Duo if they ever want to see their precious Calamity Kid again... But to be honest, I kinda forgot what they were... I think I was distracted by the footage of CK.
I guess the Mysterious Mystery Villain of Mysteriousness wants us to forward this footage to the Duo somehow... And I guess we should... Right after I make a few copies of the footage... For safe keeping of course.
I sure hope that Power Punch and Sweet Tooth attempt to rescue her. Key word being "attempt" because no doubt they'll also end up in the same situation. And if they do... I really, REALLY hope that the Mysterious Mystery Villain of Mysteriousness sends the station video footage of all three of them! That'll go right into my private collection!
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