BUT! Does she have what it takes to defend our citizens from the likes of the dreaded Dr. Cockblocker? The latex clad Moonstrike with her adorably evil sidekick Star Swipe, or the kinky domme of doom The Mistress?! Or any of the other countless villains that want to conquer our city?!
Well, I personally think she doesn't stand a chance against any of them and would rather see her in peril much like how our beloved Boobtastic Duo constantly end up in peril, but that's just me and all the other perverts in Fur Central City. And believe me, there's a lot of us!
But never the less, our on-the-scene reporter, Jasmine Sumisu has been lucky enough to get a quick interview with Calamity Kid as she was patrolling the streets ready to dish out justice to any wrong-doers. Take it away, Jasmine!
JASMINE: Thanks Nate! I'm here with out city's newest defender, Calamity Kid! So, Ms. Kid, can you tell our viewers at home a little about yourself?
CALAMITY KID: HI! I'm Calamity Kid! The newest member of the Boobtastic Duo team! So, I guess that means we're now the Boobtastic Trio! I decided to become a crime fighter alongside my superheroine sisters after they rescued my super secret identity from the perilous clutches of Dr. Cockblocker in one of his nefarious plans of abducting cute, innocent girls for his personal collection! Since that day, I vowed to take up the cape and join Power Punch and Sweet Tooth in their fight against the scum and villainy that plague our city!
JASMINE: Fascinating! So, you're an actual member of the Boobtastic Duo team!
CALAMITY KID: Boobtastic Trio!
JASMINE: Right, Boobtastic Trio... So, Ms. Kid, I've noticed that you aren't wearing a cowl or an eye mask to cover your identity. Aren't you afraid of the villains finding out your secret identity?
CALAMIY KID: …. What... What do you mean? I do have an eye mask! I have a natural one! See? Us raccoons have one already so I don't need a fake one!
JASMINE: …. Uh-huh... So, is there anything you'd like to say to the viewers at home, or for any potential criminals that could be watching?
CALAMITY KID: Remember to stay in school, kids! Say your prayers, eat your peas and do good! Because if you don't, the Boobtastic Trio will be upset with you! and you don't wanna make us cry, do you? And as for the criminals, you better run and hide! You better think twice about breaking the law, because now with Calamity Kid on the team, that makes for an extra pair of fists to dispense justice onto you! And if you don't know maths well, that means three pairs! And three is greater than two! So bew- Wait a second... That little old lady is being robbed! STOP VILE CRIMINAL!
JASMINE: Well there you go, Nate, we get to see Calamity Kid in action! She's approaching the thug who has snatched that little old ladies handbag... Calamity Kid just threw a punch at him... Annnd missed! She's spun around from the punch she's thrown and now the thug has grabbed her cape! He's wrapping it around her, binding her up with it... And now Calamity Kid is struggling to get free! She's demanding he release her at once... Annnnd he's picked her up and put her over his shoulder and now fleeing the scene of the crime... All, in all, I think she'll fit in well with the Boobtastic Duo! Back to you, Nate!
Thanks, Jasmine! Well, we better hope that Power Punch and Sweet Tooth are able to save their new partner in crime busting an... Wait, a second the phone is ringing... *picks up phone* Hello? Yes? Yeah? Oh.... Oooooh... Okay... *puts phone down*
Well, that was the Boobtastic Duo's agent... Or servant... Or whoever... I've just been informed that Calamity Kid is not, repeat, NOT part of the Boobtastic Duo team and that she is just a fangirl... But we can expect the Boobtastic Duo to go and help her. And knowing the Boobtastic Duo, they're probably gonna get themselves captured too!
And despite that phone call, I'm still going to consider our new bouncy boobed heroine to be part of the Boobtastic Duo as an honorary member! Yeah, that's right! I have the power to do that, so deal with it! Because the bright side to it means that I now have another heroine to drool over!
.... Don't judge me!
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