{
  "submission_id": "2867872",
  "keywords": [
    {
      "keyword_id": "85",
      "keyword_name": "anal",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "131902"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "2071",
      "keyword_name": "anal sex",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "36550"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1448",
      "keyword_name": "bestiality",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "7482"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "200",
      "keyword_name": "border collie",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "4811"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "686000",
      "keyword_name": "braque du bourbonnais",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "1"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "4693",
      "keyword_name": "bulldog",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "657"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "6225",
      "keyword_name": "bull terrier",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "422"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "303",
      "keyword_name": "canine",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "195617"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "5315",
      "keyword_name": "captive",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "863"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "19135",
      "keyword_name": "captivity",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "304"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "8129",
      "keyword_name": "cheating",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "2688"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1851",
      "keyword_name": "chihuahua",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "2373"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "6017",
      "keyword_name": "children",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "2714"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "2296",
      "keyword_name": "collie",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "3947"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "15315",
      "keyword_name": "corruption",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "6038"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "3604",
      "keyword_name": "cowgirl",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "7950"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "448",
      "keyword_name": "cubs",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "19583"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "16574",
      "keyword_name": "cuckold",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "2150"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "16066",
      "keyword_name": "cuckolding",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "1617"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1908",
      "keyword_name": "cunnilingus",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "12910"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "215237",
      "keyword_name": "current events",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "26"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "2474",
      "keyword_name": "dalmatian",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "11055"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1183",
      "keyword_name": "dark",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "8503"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1478",
      "keyword_name": "doberman",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "5872"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "5592",
      "keyword_name": "dobie",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "372"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "3",
      "keyword_name": "dog",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "175759"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "4731",
      "keyword_name": "doggystyle",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "8423"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "633",
      "keyword_name": "dogs",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "4014"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "19063",
      "keyword_name": "drugging",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "341"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "860",
      "keyword_name": "drugs",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "2868"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "22821",
      "keyword_name": "drug use",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "653"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "21383",
      "keyword_name": "english bulldog",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "53"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "56511",
      "keyword_name": "english bull terrier",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "60"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "16537",
      "keyword_name": "estrus",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "656"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1783",
      "keyword_name": "fellatio",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "13881"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "74",
      "keyword_name": "foursome",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "3676"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "10474",
      "keyword_name": "french kissing",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "2127"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "3022",
      "keyword_name": "gangbang",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "5774"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "91213",
      "keyword_name": "gang rape",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "236"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "19779",
      "keyword_name": "gangrape",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "437"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "2844",
      "keyword_name": "german shepherd",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "9096"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "685999",
      "keyword_name": "greater swiss mountain",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "1"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "12300",
      "keyword_name": "greyhound",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "583"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1614",
      "keyword_name": "gsd",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "2878"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1465",
      "keyword_name": "heat",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "5006"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1440",
      "keyword_name": "human",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "109922"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "2832",
      "keyword_name": "humans",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "4152"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "128",
      "keyword_name": "husky",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "30111"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "44048",
      "keyword_name": "immigration",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "7"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "13483",
      "keyword_name": "infidelity",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "778"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "78",
      "keyword_name": "kissing",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "23493"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "964",
      "keyword_name": "love",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "24179"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "11507",
      "keyword_name": "male/female",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "98616"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "63374",
      "keyword_name": "male/male/female",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "2701"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "66036",
      "keyword_name": "male/male/male/female",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "423"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1003",
      "keyword_name": "m/f",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "42291"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "8419",
      "keyword_name": "m/m/f",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "2083"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "45757",
      "keyword_name": "m/m/m/f",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "400"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "13534",
      "keyword_name": "multiple characters",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "10831"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "25820",
      "keyword_name": "multiple orgasms",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "1129"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "416",
      "keyword_name": "oral",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "68797"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "4439",
      "keyword_name": "oral sex",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "21359"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "265",
      "keyword_name": "orgasm",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "35623"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "12789",
      "keyword_name": "orgasm denial",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "1886"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "86",
      "keyword_name": "orgy",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "12616"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "2875",
      "keyword_name": "pitbull",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "1396"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "12577",
      "keyword_name": "political",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "266"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "11933",
      "keyword_name": "puppies",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "876"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "39345",
      "keyword_name": "racism",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "124"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "112",
      "keyword_name": "rape",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "32307"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "909",
      "keyword_name": "romance",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "9228"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "37209",
      "keyword_name": "scandalous",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "34"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "2080",
      "keyword_name": "spit roast",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "463"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1098",
      "keyword_name": "spitroast",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "4126"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "165986",
      "keyword_name": "swiss shepherd",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "499"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "3629",
      "keyword_name": "teenagers",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "2578"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "267",
      "keyword_name": "threesome",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "22551"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1336",
      "keyword_name": "transformation",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "44911"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "5467",
      "keyword_name": "underage",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "17290"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "142574",
      "keyword_name": "underage sex",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "847"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1493",
      "keyword_name": "young",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "70660"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "6385",
      "keyword_name": "young love",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "752"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "6552",
      "keyword_name": "youth",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "930"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1450",
      "keyword_name": "zoophilia",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "2684"
    }
  ],
  "hidden": "f",
  "scraps": "f",
  "favorite": "f",
  "favorites_count": "16",
  "create_datetime": "2022-11-27 03:58:00.978638+00",
  "create_datetime_usertime": "27 Nov 2022 04:58 CET",
  "last_file_update_datetime": "2023-08-13 23:58:50.198624+00",
  "last_file_update_datetime_usertime": "14 Aug 2023 01:58 CEST",
  "username": "Thakur",
  "user_id": "328108",
  "user_icon_file_name": "205772_Thakur_felix-tile-the-cat-thak23.jpg",
  "user_icon_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/large/205/205772_Thakur_felix-tile-the-cat-thak23.jpg",
  "user_icon_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/medium/205/205772_Thakur_felix-tile-the-cat-thak23.jpg",
  "user_icon_url_small": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/small/205/205772_Thakur_felix-tile-the-cat-thak23.jpg",
  "file_name": "4634041_Thakur_border_crisis.jpg",
  "file_url_full": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/full/4634/4634041_Thakur_border_crisis.jpg",
  "file_url_screen": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/screen/4634/4634041_Thakur_border_crisis.jpg",
  "file_url_preview": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/4634/4634041_Thakur_border_crisis.jpg",
  "thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/4634/4634041_Thakur_border_crisis.jpg",
  "thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/4634/4634041_Thakur_border_crisis_noncustom.jpg",
  "thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/4634/4634041_Thakur_border_crisis_noncustom.jpg",
  "thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120",
  "thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "90",
  "thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200",
  "thumb_large_noncustom_y": "150",
  "thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300",
  "thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "225",
  "files": [
    {
      "file_id": "4634041",
      "file_name": "4634041_Thakur_border_crisis.jpg",
      "file_url_full": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/full/4634/4634041_Thakur_border_crisis.jpg",
      "file_url_screen": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/screen/4634/4634041_Thakur_border_crisis.jpg",
      "file_url_preview": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/4634/4634041_Thakur_border_crisis.jpg",
      "mimetype": "image/jpeg",
      "submission_id": "2867872",
      "user_id": "328108",
      "submission_file_order": "0",
      "full_size_x": "320",
      "full_size_y": "240",
      "screen_size_x": "320",
      "screen_size_y": "240",
      "preview_size_x": "300",
      "preview_size_y": "225",
      "initial_file_md5": "2629199922bc241abfbbfe06a061daeb",
      "full_file_md5": "370b57d8e7e750f297e9aedd5c43dfd3",
      "large_file_md5": "1cd5fb17bcd18c8b92b642d6fa2a356b",
      "small_file_md5": "f47e1949be44533d8dc8c09d4b756772",
      "thumbnail_md5": "7120fb98f46c2a4b586983f8bbc49fb2",
      "deleted": "f",
      "create_datetime": "2023-08-13 23:58:50.198624+00",
      "create_datetime_usertime": "14 Aug 2023 01:58 CEST",
      "thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/4634/4634041_Thakur_border_crisis.jpg",
      "thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/4634/4634041_Thakur_border_crisis_noncustom.jpg",
      "thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/4634/4634041_Thakur_border_crisis_noncustom.jpg",
      "thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120",
      "thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "90",
      "thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200",
      "thumb_large_noncustom_y": "150",
      "thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300",
      "thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "225"
    }
  ],
  "pools": [],
  "description": "As the immigration crisis worsens, the director of a border facility has no other options when faced with overcrowding of teens and youths crossing into the United States. A CIA agent with close ties offers a desperate gambit, but the solution is not exactly humane....or [i]human[/i].\n\n[iconname]DreamGod[/iconname] here—this is quite a lengthy tale here, but it's definitely a high ranking one in my opinion! It explores current events that, even though writ more than a decade ago, is even [i]more[/i] relevant today. And although the story as a whole is pretty dark, there is a glimmering gift of hope and love nestled within. So while this story doesn't have a happy ending, some characters get to [i]make[/i] their own. \n\nTrigger warning: Humans, political discussions and neglect/abuse towards young children.\n\nSide note: I've created at least three new tags from this story alone. Who knew?!\n\nThis story contains humans in sexual situations, please follow the link to [url=https://archiveofourown.org/works/43282173]Archive of Our Own[/url] for the uncensored story.\n\n\n\n-------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nLooking to get a front row seat to the action? Starting at $5 a month, you can access brand new stories as they're being written, and get early access to them for four weeks ahead of the public by joining the Official Thakur Subscribestar Adult channel! \n\nhttps://subscribestar.adult/thakur\n\nDon't forget: even if you can't afford to contribute, you can still subscribe to the Positive Vibes tier and get access to the Thakur Story Forum absolutely FREE!!! Chat on Discord with like-minded individuals, fans and collaborators, including the big cat himself. And the best part? Instant access to ALL of his classic stories over the past 15 years! Sign up for free today, and upgrade when you can!\n\nAs always, check out Thakur on his other galleries for maximum coverage:\nFurAffinity(https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/thakurcat/)\nSoFurry(https://thakur.sofurry.com/)\nArchiveOfOurOwn(https://archiveofourown.org/users/ThakurCat)\nInkBunny(https://inkbunny.net/gallery/Thakur/1/72e7ce2250)\n\nThanks to my former Patreon supporters: Guri, Nichizue, AlexW, Stell, Dotoro, Frosti, Rob Baird, Rokanoss, Geko7, Lost Jungle, pupapo, lonewoof and wolfman! Special thanks to my official adaptation artist Baylong for providing pictures to accompany my stories! And thanks to DreamGod for formatting and upkeep of my libraries! \n",
  "description_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>As the immigration crisis worsens, the director of a border facility has no other options when faced with overcrowding of teens and youths crossing into the United States. A CIA agent with close ties offers a desperate gambit, but the solution is not exactly humane....or <em>human</em>.<br /><br />\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<table style='display: inline-block; vertical-align:bottom;'>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<tr>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<td style='vertical-align: middle; border: none;'>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div style='width: 50px; height: 50px; position: relative; margin: 0px auto;'>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a style='position: relative; border: 0px;' href='https://inkbunny.net/DreamGod'><img class='shadowedimage' style='border: 0px;' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/small/278/278042_DreamGod_morexis_discord_emote.png' width='50' height='50' alt='DreamGod' title='DreamGod' /></a>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t</div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t</td>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<td style='vertical-align: bottom; font-size: 10pt;'>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span style='position: relative; top: 2px;'><a href='https://inkbunny.net/DreamGod' class='widget_userNameSmall'>DreamGod</a></span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t</td>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t</tr>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t</table> here&mdash;this is quite a lengthy tale here, but it&#039;s definitely a high ranking one in my opinion! It explores current events that, even though writ more than a decade ago, is even <em>more</em> relevant today. And although the story as a whole is pretty dark, there is a glimmering gift of hope and love nestled within. So while this story doesn&#039;t have a happy ending, some characters get to <em>make</em> their own. <br /><br />Trigger warning: Humans, political discussions and neglect/abuse towards young children.<br /><br />Side note: I&#039;ve created at least three new tags from this story alone. Who knew?!<br /><br />This story contains humans in sexual situations, please follow the link to <a href=\"https://archiveofourown.org/works/43282173\" rel=\"nofollow\">Archive of Our Own</a> for the uncensored story.<br /><br /><br /><br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Looking to get a front row seat to the action? Starting at $5 a month, you can access brand new stories as they&#039;re being written, and get early access to them for four weeks ahead of the public by joining the Official Thakur Subscribestar Adult channel! <br /><br /><a href=\"https://subscribestar.adult/thakur\" rel=\"nofollow\">https://subscribestar.adult/thakur</a><br /><br />Don&#039;t forget: even if you can&#039;t afford to contribute, you can still subscribe to the Positive Vibes tier and get access to the Thakur Story Forum absolutely FREE!!! Chat on Discord with like-minded individuals, fans and collaborators, including the big cat himself. And the best part? Instant access to ALL of his classic stories over the past 15 years! Sign up for free today, and upgrade when you can!<br /><br />As always, check out Thakur on his other galleries for maximum coverage:<br />FurAffinity(<a href=\"https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/thakurcat/\" rel=\"nofollow\">https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/thakurcat/</a>)<br />SoFurry(<a href=\"https://thakur.sofurry.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">https://thakur.sofurry.com/</a>)<br />ArchiveOfOurOwn(<a href=\"https://archiveofourown.org/users/ThakurCat\" rel=\"nofollow\">https://archiveofourown.org/users/ThakurCat</a>)<br />InkBunny(<a href=\"https://inkbunny.net/gallery/Thakur/1/72e7ce2250\" rel=\"nofollow\">https://inkbunny.net/gallery/Thakur/1/72e7ce2250</a>)<br /><br />Thanks to my former Patreon supporters: Guri, Nichizue, AlexW, Stell, Dotoro, Frosti, Rob Baird, Rokanoss, Geko7, Lost Jungle, pupapo, lonewoof and wolfman! Special thanks to my official adaptation artist Baylong for providing pictures to accompany my stories! And thanks to DreamGod for formatting and upkeep of my libraries! <br /></span>",
  "writing": "``I can't take another hit, Karen. The higher ups are already mad at slipping poll numbers. The USCIS says if I can't get this situation under control, I'm out.''\n\n\"Oh please. The INS is always unpopular, and the poll numbers will always reflect that,'' the middle aged woman replied, tapping her clipboard.\n\n\"Not the INS, Karen. The [i]President[/i]. First the VA scandal and now the `humanitarian crisis'. They don't put it in those terms, but if I can't keep bad press out of this facility, I'm going to lose my job. Or worse,'' Director Farnsworth complained, sliding back in his chair.\n\n\"Would that be so bad?''\n\n\"It's not my [i]fault![/i]'' he growled, slamming his hand on the desk.\n\n\"Of course it isn't. America - land of opportunity. Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses. Pair that up with the drug war going on in Central American and of course you're going to end up with refugees,'' Karen said coolly.\n\n\"Yes! [i]Refugees![/i] But the media calls them [i]illegals[/i]. Some of these kids are 5-fucking-years-old! They usually just [i]turn themselves in[/i]. But [i]nooo,[/i] half the country sees them as mooching future democrats, and the other half couldn't possibly deport them back into a war zone.''\n\n\"Those do seem to be the two options.''\n\nSometimes Farnsworth wanted to punch this woman for her certainty. Nothing seemed to faze her. He still wondered why the CIA assigned the blonde woman as an `advisor'. Were there terrorist concerns among the immigrants? \"Very nice, Captain Obvious - they should promote you to Major. What are you doing here anyway, if you won't help me out?''\n\n\"There is another way,'' she said, taking a deep breath and adjusting her collar. For once, Farnsworth could almost say she looked uncomfortable.\n\n\"What?''\n\n\"There are reporters camped outside this facility, and we can't keep them out forever. They assume there are busloads of refugees inside, but what if when they come in, they don't find any children?'' Karen asked, eyes unblinking, unmoving.\n\n\"Great. Just great. How are we going to sneak three hundred teenagers out of here with that media circus out there? They'll follow the trucks. Do you want us to sneak them out in blankets in the back seats of our cars? There's only fifteen employees here,'' the director moaned. Where would they even [i]put[/i] the kids if they got them out?\n\nScribbling something down on her clipboard, Karen glanced down, refusing to meet his eyes as she said, \"They won't be leaving - at least not yet.''\n\nHe blinked. \"You...mean...[i]kill them?[/i]''\n\n\"No, director. I'd be offended that you believe the CIA would endorse killing refugees, but the plan I offer is...not much better. A last resort, if you will. But it will leave these abandoned children with homes, lives, and some measure of happiness, and it will allow us a field experiment, and, perhaps most importantly for you, you won't take the blame for the conditions you've put these children in. If you think losing your job is the worst outcome, you haven't thought this through. Three-hundred children, aged 5 to 17, in fewer than a hundred small, chain link cages. The people will want heads to roll.''\n\nFarnsworth dropped his jaw, but Karen's face didn't quaver. \"Yes, okay. Whatever it is, do it. We don't have a choice.''\n\n\"We all have choices, Director Farnsworth. Unfortunately, that includes your fifteen employees. They will need to be in on this, and sworn to secrecy. What we intend [i]cannot[/i] be revealed to the public. You and your people can tell no one, [i]ever[/i]. Trust me, we will know.''\n\n\"What if they don't swear?''\n\nKaren sighed. There was no margin for error on this plan. \"Then [i]they'll[/i] be the first to go.''\n\n* * * * *\n\nLightbulbs flashed like muzzle fire from a machine gun - multiple machine guns, in fact. Dozens of reporters clamored in front of the hastily placed podium like a swarm of piranha. A middle aged woman stepped out the front door, coolly approaching the microphone. Behind him, a man stood near the door, a warm smile on his face. A storm of shouted questions and exclamations of [i]'Miss Karen! Miss Karen!'[/i] bombarded the agent as she raised her hands to calm them down. ``One at a time, please. Yes, you in the back.''\n\nA reporter in his 40s stepped up, and raised his voice. ``Ms. Karen, are the speculations true?''\n\n``Sir, address me by my last name, Shapi - ''\n\nHe continued, interrupting her. ``Is it true, Ms. Karen, that your facility is overfilled with young immigrants without their guardians or parents?''\n\n``Unfortunately, yes.''\n\nEven the agent was forced to shield her eyes from the explosion of flashing lights and shocked gasps surrounding her. \n\nEventually, one woman shouted over the din: ``What do you plan on [i]doing[/i] with this influx of illegals!?''\n\nFarnsworth bristled at the use of that word, but held his smile regardless. These kids were finally getting the future they deserved, and no amount of political incorrectness would deter that joy. \n\n``After a lengthy discussion with our facility director, we have come together to offer a solution that will be sure to appease everyone...even the more...[i]radically[/i] oriented.''\n\nThe gaggle of reporters leaned forward, recorders and pads in hand.\n\n``We're taking every last one of these children...to a [b]pizza party[/b]!!''\n\nAll at once, the reporters exploded with wonder and excitement:\n\n``No way!''\n\n``Aww, yeah! A pizza party, that's so cool!!''\n\n``For real!? Awesome!!''\n\n``Duuude!!''\n\n``Ohhh, my God yes - I haven't eaten all day, either...''\n\nKaren ignored the overjoyed buzzing and pointed at a reporter standing to the right end of the rows of chairs. ``You, sir?''\n\n``Ma'am, don't you think you are [b][i]wildly[/i][/b] underestimating  the seriousness of the situation? This... `solution' of solving the immigration problem is outright ludicrous and completely unreasonable, not to mention insanely childish.''\n\nKaren flattened her expression as her lips formed a tight line as he continued.\n\n``What if some of the kids want mushrooms on it? Or peppers or onions!?''\n\nBoth the woman and the dissident ignored a disgusted groan from within the crowd. \n\n``Rest assured, this will be no typical delivery order, sir. [i]This [/i]agency is hosting one of those [b]special[/b] pizza parties, y'know the ones that have like, a pizza bar, where the kids get to customize their own toppings - whatever they want, and however [i]much[/i] of it.''\n\nMore astonished and excited murmurs crossed over the ocean of paparazzi, and the older man sat down, muttering conceitful curses under his breath.\n\n``Any further questions?'' Karen spoke professionally, but she was smirking. ``Yes, you - the one wildly flailing her arm above her head while using the other hand to hold it up.''\n\nA woman in her late twenties finally put her arm down and asked, ``The facility is very small, and likely does not have room for bouncy houses or arcade cabinets - where will you be hosting such a large event?''\n\nSeeing through her question, Karen calmly replied, ``Sorry everyone, we only have enough toppings and dough for the kids. So, [i]no reporters allowed[/i]'', she added sternly.\n\nA large chorus of ``Awwwwww.....'' rose from the disappointed press, punctuated by a muttered pout of ``Reporters [b][i]never[/i][/b] get a dumb pizza party...''\n\nThe news groups then started to disperse, one of them sullenly kicking a can along the way. \n\n``Thank you all for your concerns. Please make sure to vacate the premises in order to make room for all of the incoming escort helicopters.''\n\n``OH, [b]COME OOONN - ''[/b] A male reporter whipped back to her, whining.\n\n``Uh-uh! [i]Out[/i].''\n\nJaw dropped, and now with tears brimming in his eyes, the heartbroken journalist joined the others. \n\nKaren turned to Farnsworth, and finally her facade broke into a happy squeal. \n\n``I've never been to an open pizza bar before!''\n\nFarnsworth finally broke his silence with a hushed shout. ``I know, right?!''\n\nThey both gave high pitched giggles as they flapped their arms and tittered with glee.\n\n``C'mon, let's go tell the kids the good news!''\n\n* * * * *\n\nAnd so, the CIA agent, the facility director, and over three hundred children each got all the fresh hot pizzas they could ever want, with all their favorite toppings piled high, and they all played skee-ball and bumper cars and karaoke and air hockey and Crazy Taxi(the original, obviously) and they all had the best day of their lives. The end.\n\nThe proceeding joke ending that quickly spiraled out of control is the direct result of what happens when ADHD not only goes untreated, but is completely ignored. Those of you who continued to read through this immature insanity, I congratulate you and simultaneously beg your forgiveness. As you have obviously guessed by now, this is not the true ending to the story. This story contains scenes of an erotic nature involving a human, and cannot be posted in its entirety here. Please follow this link to the unedited story here: [b][url]https://archiveofourown.org/works/43282173[/url][/b]\n\n Thank you for your understanding, and sorry again that you had to suffer through my ridiculous redirect.  I have some serious mental issues...\n\n",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>``I can&#039;t take another hit, Karen. The higher ups are already mad at slipping poll numbers. The USCIS says if I can&#039;t get this situation under control, I&#039;m out.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />&quot;Oh please. The INS is always unpopular, and the poll numbers will always reflect that,&#039;&#039; the middle aged woman replied, tapping her clipboard.<br /><br />&quot;Not the INS, Karen. The <em>President</em>. First the VA scandal and now the `humanitarian crisis&#039;. They don&#039;t put it in those terms, but if I can&#039;t keep bad press out of this facility, I&#039;m going to lose my job. Or worse,&#039;&#039; Director Farnsworth complained, sliding back in his chair.<br /><br />&quot;Would that be so bad?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />&quot;It&#039;s not my <em>fault!</em>&#039;&#039; he growled, slamming his hand on the desk.<br /><br />&quot;Of course it isn&#039;t. America - land of opportunity. Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses. Pair that up with the drug war going on in Central American and of course you&#039;re going to end up with refugees,&#039;&#039; Karen said coolly.<br /><br />&quot;Yes! <em>Refugees!</em> But the media calls them <em>illegals</em>. Some of these kids are 5-fucking-years-old! They usually just <em>turn themselves in</em>. But <em>nooo,</em> half the country sees them as mooching future democrats, and the other half couldn&#039;t possibly deport them back into a war zone.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />&quot;Those do seem to be the two options.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Sometimes Farnsworth wanted to punch this woman for her certainty. Nothing seemed to faze her. He still wondered why the CIA assigned the blonde woman as an `advisor&#039;. Were there terrorist concerns among the immigrants? &quot;Very nice, Captain Obvious - they should promote you to Major. What are you doing here anyway, if you won&#039;t help me out?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />&quot;There is another way,&#039;&#039; she said, taking a deep breath and adjusting her collar. For once, Farnsworth could almost say she looked uncomfortable.<br /><br />&quot;What?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />&quot;There are reporters camped outside this facility, and we can&#039;t keep them out forever. They assume there are busloads of refugees inside, but what if when they come in, they don&#039;t find any children?&#039;&#039; Karen asked, eyes unblinking, unmoving.<br /><br />&quot;Great. Just great. How are we going to sneak three hundred teenagers out of here with that media circus out there? They&#039;ll follow the trucks. Do you want us to sneak them out in blankets in the back seats of our cars? There&#039;s only fifteen employees here,&#039;&#039; the director moaned. Where would they even <em>put</em> the kids if they got them out?<br /><br />Scribbling something down on her clipboard, Karen glanced down, refusing to meet his eyes as she said, &quot;They won&#039;t be leaving - at least not yet.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />He blinked. &quot;You...mean...<em>kill them?</em>&#039;&#039;<br /><br />&quot;No, director. I&#039;d be offended that you believe the CIA would endorse killing refugees, but the plan I offer is...not much better. A last resort, if you will. But it will leave these abandoned children with homes, lives, and some measure of happiness, and it will allow us a field experiment, and, perhaps most importantly for you, you won&#039;t take the blame for the conditions you&#039;ve put these children in. If you think losing your job is the worst outcome, you haven&#039;t thought this through. Three-hundred children, aged 5 to 17, in fewer than a hundred small, chain link cages. The people will want heads to roll.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Farnsworth dropped his jaw, but Karen&#039;s face didn&#039;t quaver. &quot;Yes, okay. Whatever it is, do it. We don&#039;t have a choice.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />&quot;We all have choices, Director Farnsworth. Unfortunately, that includes your fifteen employees. They will need to be in on this, and sworn to secrecy. What we intend <em>cannot</em> be revealed to the public. You and your people can tell no one, <em>ever</em>. Trust me, we will know.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />&quot;What if they don&#039;t swear?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Karen sighed. There was no margin for error on this plan. &quot;Then <em>they&#039;ll</em> be the first to go.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />* * * * *<br /><br />Lightbulbs flashed like muzzle fire from a machine gun - multiple machine guns, in fact. Dozens of reporters clamored in front of the hastily placed podium like a swarm of piranha. A middle aged woman stepped out the front door, coolly approaching the microphone. Behind him, a man stood near the door, a warm smile on his face. A storm of shouted questions and exclamations of <em>&#039;Miss Karen! Miss Karen!&#039;</em> bombarded the agent as she raised her hands to calm them down. ``One at a time, please. Yes, you in the back.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />A reporter in his 40s stepped up, and raised his voice. ``Ms. Karen, are the speculations true?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />``Sir, address me by my last name, Shapi - &#039;&#039;<br /><br />He continued, interrupting her. ``Is it true, Ms. Karen, that your facility is overfilled with young immigrants without their guardians or parents?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />``Unfortunately, yes.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Even the agent was forced to shield her eyes from the explosion of flashing lights and shocked gasps surrounding her. <br /><br />Eventually, one woman shouted over the din: ``What do you plan on <em>doing</em> with this influx of illegals!?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Farnsworth bristled at the use of that word, but held his smile regardless. These kids were finally getting the future they deserved, and no amount of political incorrectness would deter that joy. <br /><br />``After a lengthy discussion with our facility director, we have come together to offer a solution that will be sure to appease everyone...even the more...<em>radically</em> oriented.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />The gaggle of reporters leaned forward, recorders and pads in hand.<br /><br />``We&#039;re taking every last one of these children...to a <strong>pizza party</strong>!!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />All at once, the reporters exploded with wonder and excitement:<br /><br />``No way!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />``Aww, yeah! A pizza party, that&#039;s so cool!!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />``For real!? Awesome!!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />``Duuude!!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />``Ohhh, my God yes - I haven&#039;t eaten all day, either...&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Karen ignored the overjoyed buzzing and pointed at a reporter standing to the right end of the rows of chairs. ``You, sir?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />``Ma&#039;am, don&#039;t you think you are <strong><em>wildly</em></strong> underestimating&nbsp;&nbsp;the seriousness of the situation? This... `solution&#039; of solving the immigration problem is outright ludicrous and completely unreasonable, not to mention insanely childish.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Karen flattened her expression as her lips formed a tight line as he continued.<br /><br />``What if some of the kids want mushrooms on it? Or peppers or onions!?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Both the woman and the dissident ignored a disgusted groan from within the crowd. <br /><br />``Rest assured, this will be no typical delivery order, sir. <em>This </em>agency is hosting one of those <strong>special</strong> pizza parties, y&#039;know the ones that have like, a pizza bar, where the kids get to customize their own toppings - whatever they want, and however <em>much</em> of it.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />More astonished and excited murmurs crossed over the ocean of paparazzi, and the older man sat down, muttering conceitful curses under his breath.<br /><br />``Any further questions?&#039;&#039; Karen spoke professionally, but she was smirking. ``Yes, you - the one wildly flailing her arm above her head while using the other hand to hold it up.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />A woman in her late twenties finally put her arm down and asked, ``The facility is very small, and likely does not have room for bouncy houses or arcade cabinets - where will you be hosting such a large event?&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Seeing through her question, Karen calmly replied, ``Sorry everyone, we only have enough toppings and dough for the kids. So, <em>no reporters allowed</em>&#039;&#039;, she added sternly.<br /><br />A large chorus of ``Awwwwww.....&#039;&#039; rose from the disappointed press, punctuated by a muttered pout of ``Reporters <strong><em>never</em></strong> get a dumb pizza party...&#039;&#039;<br /><br />The news groups then started to disperse, one of them sullenly kicking a can along the way. <br /><br />``Thank you all for your concerns. Please make sure to vacate the premises in order to make room for all of the incoming escort helicopters.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />``OH, <strong>COME OOONN - &#039;&#039;</strong> A male reporter whipped back to her, whining.<br /><br />``Uh-uh! <em>Out</em>.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Jaw dropped, and now with tears brimming in his eyes, the heartbroken journalist joined the others. <br /><br />Karen turned to Farnsworth, and finally her facade broke into a happy squeal. <br /><br />``I&#039;ve never been to an open pizza bar before!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Farnsworth finally broke his silence with a hushed shout. ``I know, right?!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />They both gave high pitched giggles as they flapped their arms and tittered with glee.<br /><br />``C&#039;mon, let&#039;s go tell the kids the good news!&#039;&#039;<br /><br />* * * * *<br /><br />And so, the CIA agent, the facility director, and over three hundred children each got all the fresh hot pizzas they could ever want, with all their favorite toppings piled high, and they all played skee-ball and bumper cars and karaoke and air hockey and Crazy Taxi(the original, obviously) and they all had the best day of their lives. The end.<br /><br />The proceeding joke ending that quickly spiraled out of control is the direct result of what happens when ADHD not only goes untreated, but is completely ignored. Those of you who continued to read through this immature insanity, I congratulate you and simultaneously beg your forgiveness. As you have obviously guessed by now, this is not the true ending to the story. This story contains scenes of an erotic nature involving a human, and cannot be posted in its entirety here. Please follow this link to the unedited story here: <strong><a href=\"https://archiveofourown.org/works/43282173\" rel=\"nofollow\">https://archiveofourown.org/works/43282173</a></strong><br /><br />&nbsp;Thank you for your understanding, and sorry again that you had to suffer through my ridiculous redirect.&nbsp;&nbsp;I have some serious mental issues...<br /><br /></span>",
  "pools_count": 0,
  "title": "Border Crisis: Gone to the Dogs",
  "deleted": "f",
  "public": "t",
  "mimetype": "image/jpeg",
  "pagecount": "1",
  "rating_id": "2",
  "rating_name": "Adult",
  "ratings": [
    {
      "content_tag_id": "4",
      "name": "Sexual Themes",
      "description": "Erotic imagery, sexual activity or arousal",
      "rating_id": "2"
    }
  ],
  "submission_type_id": "12",
  "type_name": "Writing - Document",
  "guest_block": "t",
  "friends_only": "f",
  "comments_count": "1",
  "views": "1189"
}