If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today, you'd better have crinkly thighs
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the Daddy Bears hold their picnic
Every baby bear who's been good is sure of a treat today
There's lots of babyish things to eat and naughty toys for play
Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll squat and wet like big babies
That's the way for Cubs at the Daddy Bear picnic
Picnic time for Daddy and Cub
The little teddy bears are such happy subs
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see their sagging derrieres, 
See them gaily gad about
They love to crinkle, play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o'clock their horny old daddies
Will take them back home to bed
'Cause they're tired little baby bears
who daddy's cock will be fed.
If you go down in the woods today, you'd better not go alone
It's lovely down in the woods today, but safer to stay at home
For every Daddy that ever there was
Will tease you with the wands that buzz
Today's the day Baby Bears suck on their big dicks.