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“You sure you can handle this alone?”
Oreo rolled her eyes and with a flicker of her antenna, new text filled in.
“Yeah MOM, I got this. I’ve seen tons of live feeds from clubs. I know how it works.”
There was a slight delay and then, “Good. Reception there is poor so you’ll be cut off while inside. Field Mice are on standby should you need assistance.”
The text prompt closed as Oreo huffed, annoyed that they thought she needed so much babysitting. Really, it wasn’t a big deal! A club was sure to be filled with speakers and lights and computers, plenty of things she could use to her advantage. After what felt like an eternity ( or 20 minutes to a normal mouse ), Oreo finally stepped up to the front of the line to face the massive hulk of what could only be approximated as a rat that they had hired as the bouncer. His tight-fitted t-shirt and tattered jeans were just further attempts to make him look tough as he eyed the little, white mouse before him up and down. It was a simple appraisal and Oreo knew exactly how to pass with flying colors. She leaned forward, lifted a finger to her little half-tank and pulled it out, flashing the rat her breasts and winking. He practically swept her inside after that display and moments later, she was standing at the edge of a thumping dance floor filled with hundreds of mice, voles, gerbils and other rodents. While her ears filled with music, her antenna was picking up just as many new signals and she had to close her eyes for a moment to go over them all. Cell phones, light controllers, cash registers, there were just so many and their signals were drowning everything out. She found herself trying to call out to any device but just like talking in the club, all the noise made it hard to hear anything that wasn’t directly in front of her.
“I like your light!” Oreo’s eyes suddenly snapped open as she looked in front of her to see a tall, brown mouse in ripped, black shirt baring a logo of a band she’d never heard of, sturdy jeans with an even sturdier leather, studded belt and a pair of black, buckled boots. She stared at him for a moment too long before realizing he had asked her a question.
“My what?” She fumbled back.
“That light thing! On your head. It’s really cool. I like how it shifts colors and stuff.”
It took Oreo a moment to realize he was talking about her antenna and snapped her fingers. “Y-yeah! My head light! It’s just, uh, something cool I like to wear to the clubs, ya know? Like a glowstick but cooler. I like the way your jeans bulge around your dick!”
The brown mouse blinked in astonishment for a moment and then smiled, “Damn, you move pretty fast, don’t you?”
“Well, yeah. I came here for a very specific purpose and I really don’t want to waste time.”
“You, uh... you wanna see something special?”
“Sure!” Oreo replied with a big grin. She didn’t know what the Cookiejar was so worried about. This was going great! She’d already mastered the art of sexual innuendo and now she was going to be rewarded with preferential treatment. Maybe he’d invite her into a VIP area where she could gain access to the secret intel.
“Fuckin’ sweet,” the mouse said to himself and then to Oreo, “Alright, in, like, two minutes, go to the male’s room and get in stall four. Stall four, got it?”
Oreo blinked in confusion, not entirely sure why he wanted her to go to the bathroom. Maybe that was just how things were done here? For all she knew, that could be where they kept the secret entrance! “Alright. Stall four.”
The mouse then scurried off in excitement into the crowd and, as instructed, Oreo waited a couple minutes before seeking out the restrooms. It didn’t take her long to locate the male’s room. Pushing open the door, Oreo whipped her hair back like she belonged there, striding past a couple surprised looking gerbils on her way to the fourth stall and went inside. However, once inside, she found herself standing in a perfectly mundane restroom stall. It didn’t even smell nice. She started looking around for any secret switches or levers. Perhaps she was too early? Maybe there was a different male’s room that she was supposed to go to. But after a while of searching, she found something that was certainly different from a normal stall: a hole in the wall, padded with electrical tape. She looked through the hole but it looked like something was pressed up against it, obscuring anything on the other side. Must have been some kind of keyhole to get the key or deliver the password.
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Oreo’s lips curled in a broad smile as she began to realize what was really going on. She’d seen this porno before. And now, she’d get to live it. “Boy,” she said as she lifted herself up, pulling her skirt down to her ankles. “I am gonna wreck that thing.”
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