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The first time he got me good, smacked me right in the side of my body, left a bruise for like a month. After that though I started to dodge them, and got pretty efficient in dodging them. \n\nSo one day I decided to make a game out of it, how many pans could I dodge in one day? This was my ultimate fun time inside of a job that was very intense and stressful. Biggest dodging in one day: 15 pans. Of course after he threw them at me I would have to clean the mess and the pan.\n\nAll in all, it was one of the best internships I ever had, and I learned so much from a Chef that promotes physical violence when you mess up, it was a blast. ^^\n\nUs kitchen folk are weird people.... and its perfect for me!\n\n\nThanks to Cooner for hooking me up with such a great picture!","description_bbcode_parsed":"<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>I used to have a French Chef that would throw pans at me, and for some reason I always thought he should be a badger, he was big and gruff like a badger, and I love badgers too so it made perfect sense.<br /><br />This is a true story, I used to have a french chef that would throw pans at me when I would make mistakes in the kitchen. The first time he got me good, smacked me right in the side of my body, left a bruise for like a month. 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Of course after he threw them at me I would have to clean the mess and the pan.<br /><br />All in all, it was one of the best internships I ever had, and I learned so much from a Chef that promotes physical violence when you mess up, it was a blast. ^^<br /><br />Us kitchen folk are weird people.... and its perfect for me!<br /><br /><br />Thanks to Cooner for hooking me up with such a great picture!</span>","writing":"","writing_bbcode_parsed":"<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'></span>","pools_count":0,"title":"Watch out!","deleted":"f","public":"t","mimetype":"image/jpeg","pagecount":"1","rating_id":"1","rating_name":"Mature","ratings":[{"content_tag_id":"3","name":"Violence","description":"Mild violence","rating_id":"1"}],"submission_type_id":"1","type_name":"Picture/Pinup","guest_block":"f","friends_only":"f","comments_count":"10","views":"468","sales_description":null,"forsale":"f","digitalsales":"f","printsales":"f","digital_price":""}