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", "writing": "Baby on board?\n\n\n“So ummm, are you absolutely sure about this Hana honey?”‘ the equine boy said as the pair lay sprawled out in the big two person deck chair basking in the late afternoon sun. “I mean I love the no condom rule as much as you do, but what if your aunt is right? We’re taking a pretty big risk as it is anyway you know?” Rolling over to look at his lover he added, “I mean with what you said and all, are we even close to being ready for it if you do end up pregnant?”\n\n“I kinda think that we are ready for it….I know that it will be a hell of a change but I think that we can handle it.” She said pausing for a moment and looking over the rim of her sun glasses. “And if it happens I’m sure that I can guilt trip auntie Shanoa into helping out….something along the lines of ‘well you should have warned us about all this sooner.’.” She said with a snicker.\n\n“I guess you’re right sweetie,” the equine boy said wrapping an arm around his girlfriend and pulling her closer. “You know, I think it would blow my buddies minds to hear that I’m going to be a daddy. God, now that I think about it how would my mom react to getting news like that?”\n\n“I think that it would be best to just kinda…..not tell her…..not until it happens or we are on dry land and have space to haul ass.” Hana said with a little snicker. “I think that this is stressing your mom out a lot.”\n\n“Dad would agree with you on both parts of that. He said it’s not just us getting married that’s stressing her out though,” Zeus said nuzzling into his lover’s neck a little. “I think we’re a big part of it, I’m not really the one of her kids that she was thinking would get married first. Add in the fact that she’s not real big on the whole traveling thing and us dragging her off to Japan isn’t helping much either. He said this ship board romance between Randy and that merret girl has her kind of stressed too.”\n\n“Stressed out isn’t the word for her.” A voice called out to the two. “Though I think that, that little spa trip helped her out…..but if she really needs it I’m sure that I have some of the good pills to keep her calm.” Shanoa said as she walked up to the pair, sprawling on the seat next to them.\n\n“Dad seems to think she’ll be fine,” the palomino boy said without taking his attention from his lover. “We did kind of dump a lot on her all at once with the whole meet my girlfriend, oh by the way we’re getting married thing.”\n\n“That was a hell of a move…...I will give you one thing, you have some balls on you.” Shanoa said snickering. “I’m slightly off and I don’t think that I would do something like that.” \n\n“Auntie…..you’re more than a little off.” Hana said shaking her head. “I’m sure that once we get to Japan and we get to the manson and settled, everything will be ok…...No Shanoa...you can’t take anyone out drinking….we know your track record with doing that and the bartenders.”\n\n“I don’t know, mom is kind of funny when she gets kind of hammered,” Zeus said with a little snicker. “A couple of years ago she had a few too many at the family christmas party and…. well let's just say we all learned a few things about how freaky our mother really is.”\n\n“Ok…….now I have to get her toasted…...just a few glasses of sake.” Shanoa said smiling at the pair. “I will make sure that she is safe and all that and we can do it at the manson…..no hot bartenders to flirt with.”\n\n“No…..the last time you got drunk on sake…..you ended up flirting with anything.” Hana said shaking her head a little. “And I mean anything.”\n\n\n“Hey, that bonsai tree came onto me first.” The catwolf said with a snicker. “And if it helps I won’t drink…...much.”\n\n“I will talk to mom and make sure that you have a short leash on you.” Hana said smiling and nuzzling up to her soon to be husband.\n\n“You know that she gets just as drunk…..and way more flirty.”\n\n“Ok…..no booze for the both of you.”\n\n“Buzzkill.” Shanoa said as she got up and started walking off.\n\n“It’ll be okay sweet lips, I’m sure mom would have a blast on a girls night out with your mom and aunt. Besides how much trouble could they really…” Zeus said, trailing off as he turned his head apparently following something or someone. “What the fuck?”\n\n“Yeah…..that would be mom and Shanoa drunk.” Hana said, noticing that her husband was looking at something before turning and looking to. “What is it?”\n\n“I thought Brian was with Shannon… which I don’t see. But unless I’ve gone nuts that’s my little brother over there suking face with a little malamute girl.” Leaning forward and squinting he cocked his head to one side. “It is Brian what the fuck?”\n\n“Well it looks like love is in the air…….Or something.” Hana said shaking her head a little. “Though she is a little cutie.” She said watching the two kissing. “I wonder who he learned that from?” She said nudging her lover.\n\n“I have no idea, but I need to get him at least,” he said untangling himself from the puppy girl and getting to his hooves. As he walked closer to his younger sibling he asked “where’s Shannon?”\n\n“Right behind you doofus,” the older equine girl replied, her voice coming from the pool behind him.\n\nTurning around he finally spotted his sister in the water. “Well that explains where you were. But what the hell sis? You know mom will freak if she sees that,” he said pointing at his younger brother, who had not broken the lip lock he was sharing with the puppy girl.\n\n“First off,” the older girl said wading over towards the ladder of the pool. “How the hell is him sucking face any different than you and Hana doing it? Besides, mom already saw it and told me to keep an eye on them and not let them sneak off to do anything worse.”\n\n“Oh come on sweetie, you know that it’s kind of cute.” Hana said smiling as she walked up to them. “Though…..just hope Shannon keeps a close eye on them…..or they use a jimmy hat.”\n\n\nFixing his lover with a wry smirk Zeus asked, “but what if she decides to ban them? Then what hmmm?”\n\n“That’s why they don’t get to find out how nice it is without them…..not till they are way older……..” She said pausing a moment. “I’m sure that Shanoa can get him some hats that fit…..” She said pausing a moment, shivering and blushing a little.\n\n“Well I guess you better just keep an eye on them,” the equine boy said turning his attention back to his younger brother for a moment. Wrapping an arm around his girlfriend he grinned and with a little chuckle added, “but you might want to get out of the pool and slow them down a little. The way those two are going at it someone may be about to lose some clothes.” Nodding towards the younger couple half hidden in the shadows at the edge of the pool he giggled and said to his lover, “I think he’s been watching some of us more than we thought. He’s way better than he should be with those paws.’\n\n“So…..we can blame that on you.” Hana said with a snicker, as she leaned in close to her mate. “You see that right there…..that is the same little trick that you do when you go to unhook my bra.” She said as she watched the two. “Shannon…..I think that’s your cue.”\n\n“Yea, I think it is,” Shannon said as she hauled herself up the ladder and out of the pool. “Okay you two, getting a little too paws on back there, back over here closer to the pool.” as she watched the pair of pre-teens slowly walk towards her, both of them blushing brightly, she rummaged through the bag beside her deck chair. Retrieving her phone she dialed and waited for the call to be answered. “Hey dad, you busy right now?” she asked, waiting for her father to reply. “No, nothing's” wrong. But I think it’s time you had the man talk with Brian, he definitely takes after his brothers.” After a short pause she spoke again, “yea he met this little girl at the pool. Let’s just say playing in the water led to holding paws and then to kissing and… well you just need to have the talk with him and I mean really soon.”\n\n“Does the girl’s mom know about all this?” Hana asked before kneeling down to Brain’s level. “You having fun there?” She asked smiling softly.\n\n“I guess,” Brian said as he pointed to a Malamute woman laying in one of the deck chairs on the opposite side of the pool. “She’s right there and hasn't said anything about us messing around. Ummm, yea it’s kind of fun too. We, we didn't do anything dirty or anything. Sheila said it was okay if I touched her on the butt and stuff.”\n\n“Ok, that’s not to bad……” Hana said letting out a soft little sigh. “There are somethings that you two might have, coulda gotten up to that you're just a little too young for.” She said looking to the other girl. “You two have to be safe, right?”\n\n“Ummm, yes ma’am?” the younger pup said more as a question than an answer. “Mommy says kissing and hugging is okay if I wanna. It felt kinda nice when he was rubbing my back and holding me so I ummm, kinda of said he could rub my butt too.”\n\n“Is that all that you let him rub?” Hana asked raising an eyebrow a little. “Or have you two been a little farther than that….I know that Shannon might not be the best at keeping an eye on you two.”\n\n“No he didn’t…. ummmm, well when we were play wrestling in the pool we kind of hugged and we ummm kind of rubbed woo woos a little.” Blushing brightly at the admission she added, “it felt really nice and I sort of wanted him to do it again.”\n\n“Were you two rubbing your…..woo woos together or was it with your paws?” Hana asked, a little more worried at this point. “Zeus….I think you might need to have that talk with him….before your dad gets here.” Hana said looking up to her husband.\n\n“So, just how worried should I be?” an older male voice asked from behind the Raccoon dog girl. “Do I just need to have the talk with them or should I make a trip to one of the ship shops while I’m at it?”\n\n“I’m thinking that you might need to…..or better yet….go see Shanoa…..she can get the right kind for him.” Hana said standing up. “And right now I don’t think it’s too far or too naughty….though the talk is needed.”\n\n“Alright, I think I got this. You three can get back to… whatever you were doing,” the older horse man said with a smirk at his son and the Raccoon Dog girl. “Okay you two,” he said offering his paws to the youngest of his children and the malamute girl. “I think the three of us need to have a little talk about a few things. Why don't we ask Ms.” he said pausing for a moment.\n\n“Sheila,” Brian offered sure that his father was wanting to know his friends name. \n\n“A name as pretty as the one it belongs to. Okay, how about we ask Ms. Sheila’s parents to join us for some ice cream and we can all talk about what you two have been up to hmmm?”\n\n“Are we in trouble?” Brian asked giving his father his best impression of puppy eyes.\n\n“Not yet, but I think we need to all sit down and talk about some things to keep it that way don’t you?” the older male asked.\n\n“Don’t look at me…..I didn’t teach him the puppy eyes.” Hana said with a little snicker. “Come on hot stuff….let's get back to snuggling by the pool.”\n\n“Sounds like a plan to me sexy butt,” zeus said scooping his lover up into his arms. “But first… hold your breath sweet lips,” he added as he took three long steps towards the pool and launched them into the air.\n\n“Dork.” She managed to squeak out before sucking in a breath. The two of them splashing down into the water, the pup holding on tight to her lover as they came to the surface. \n\nZeus hugged his girlfriend tightly as they rose to the water’s surface. After brushing her long brown hair from her face he looked deeply into her eyes and with a wide grin asked, “so, should we rub woo woos now or get out and snuggle until your fur poofs out?”\n\n“Or D…..all of the above.” She said smiling. “We can rub woo woos till our fur poofs out.” She said giggling a little as she nuzzled close to her lover.\n\n“I like the sound of that idea,” the palomino said as his paws drifted lower, cupping and groping her fluffy, sexy rump. “So sweet lips just how far are you ready to go out here in front of everyone?”\n\nJust as he asked his girlfriend the question an older polar bear floated by on a large neon green raft. “Get a room you weirdos,” he muttered without looking at the pair as he floated past them.\n\n“Don’t be a dick.” Another voice called out as a corgi floated alongside the bear. “This ship isn’t like the last one that you were on…..nothing bad has happened yet.”\n\n“So anyway sexy butt, do we make out right here or do we go back to our room and really snuggle?” Zeus asked with a big grin on his muzzle.\n\n“Well, the question is, do you want to put on a show for all of these people?” Hana said with a little snicker. “Cause I’m good with putting a show on for these people, but I don’t know if your mom or the crew would be so amused.”\n\n“You know…” he started to reply as his paws slid down her back to cup her firm ass cheeks. “One of these days I just might take you up on a challenge like that sweet lips. But I think you’re right about the crew not taking it well. With the way mom has been acting the last couple of days though, she might be just as likely to take pictures and make an album out of them for us or something.”\n\n“You know, that would be a hell of an album to show the kids.” Hana said with a little snicker, wiggling her butt against the hands of her lover. “I can hear her now. “Would you just look at some of the things that your parents did when they were you age.”” She said leaning up a little to kiss along her lover’s neck.\n\n“Okay you win this time fluffy butt,” Zeus said as he started walking them towards the pool ladder. “I think we better get to our room before I peel you out of that swimsuit and get us both in a lot of trouble.”\n\n\n\n“Well you want to talk about weird cases….I need to show you some of the photos from work.” Shanoa said smiling, “It puts the shit that you see on the medical shows to shame.”\n\n“I can’t even imagine what kind of weird shit you’ve seen working in an ER,” Shannon said leaning back in her chair a little. “But on another subject for a minute, since you're the doctor and all. Is there any truth to that whole thing about canine anthros being all crazy over peanut butter?” the younger equine female asked with a slightly evil grin on her face.\n\n“Strangely enough. Yes.” Shanoa said smiling. “Most all canines, yes there a few that don’t like it, but the majority of them love the stuff.” She said leaning forward a little. “From the research that I have done, it seems that a lot of anthros have little….quirks left over from their feral pasts.” She said smiling and lifting the lid on a small jar and pulling out a sugar cube. “Like horses and sugar cubes.” She said showing off the sweet block before eating it. “And in the ER, knowing all this makes caring for cubs and some adults easier. Meds mixed in with peanutbutter or on a sugar cube.”\n\n“Interesting,” Shannon replied as her grin grew wider. “I think I’ve heard that a few hundred times, but to be honest I thought it was bullshit. I mean yea I know about the sugarcubes and equines thing, and Zeus, Randy, and Ryan are funny as hell when they even see one. But knowing it works with canines and peanut butter is just….” she said trailing off as she pulled out her phone and started tapping on the screen.\n\n“You got something planned don’t you?” Shanoa said leaning over to try and sneak a glance at Shannan’s phone. “Do tell I might want in.”\n\n“Oh, I thought I’d just be a good big sister and have a little snack sent to Zeus and Hana’s room. After all they seem to spend most of their time holed up in there don’t they? Can’t have that pair starving to death or some shit.”\n\nWith a giggle the horse mother said, “paying him back for the little incident in summer camp a few years ago aren’t you?”\n\n“This sounds like something Chou and I would do to one another.” Shanoa said smiling and glancing at her sister as she walked back into the room. “There was a reason that I was always making peanut butter cookies back in the day, but the real question is, what did he do to you at summer camp?”\n\n“Love you too sister….I need to see if I can find some catnip...make some brownies just for you.” Chou said snickering.\n\n“Made me the laughing stock of the camp over a bag of sugar cubes is what he did,” Shannon replied as her grin faded for a moment. “His bunk mates dared him to streak through the entire camp bare furred and grop every girl he saw on the way for a 5 pound bag of the damn things. Jackass did it and when he ran through the main hall he crotch groped three girls with their backs to him, one of them was me.” Shaking her head and rolling her eyes she added, “you have any idea how much shit I had to listen to for the rest of camp over getting felt up by my own brother?”\n\n“About the same amount of shit that one got for having a crush on our older brother.” Shanoa said smiling and snickering a little. “Oooooh the family dinners there.” She said poking her tongue out at her sister.\n\n“Oh please….it wasn’t that big of a crush.” Chou said shaking her head a little, pulling her phone out and looking at something. “Well what do you know. I still have that video of her.” She said looking up to her sister and then at the other woman. “So have you two ever seen a cat tripping balls?\n\n“Not since first grade,” the older equine woman said with a little snicker. “Lord how those feline kids would go apeshit when the teacher would let them into the ball pit.”\n\n“I wonder…..” Chou said smiling at her sister as she tapped her phone a few more times. “If there is a ball pit big enough for you.” She said as she turned her phone so that the two equine could see the screen. Playing on the screen of the raccoon dog’s phone was a short video of Shanoa, half naked, rolling on the floor and meowing like a feral cat. “Look familiar?”\n\n“Bite me.” Shanoa said with a little huff. “And don’t be surprised when I cover your bed or something with peanut butter.” She said looking her sister in the eyes. “It’s on now.”\n\nSo, just out of curiosity,” Shannon asked cutting her eyes over to the raccoon dog woman, “just how crazy does Hana go over peanut butter? I mean I want to get back at my brother but I don’t really intend for him to get his ass kicked again… yet.”\n\n“Oh if that’s the case. Long as he doesn’t try and take it away from her, he should be ok.” She said snickering. “I think the only time that you can get away with that is if she gets it stuck on her muzzle.” She said looking at her phone, flipping through the screens looking through photos.\n\n“I think he’ll be safe then, from the looks of it those snake things are kind of little jars of the stuff. It’s kind of a dick move to send him stuff to tease her with and her stuff to do the same to him. But what the fuck, I’m not going to get many chances to screw with them once they haul ass up to that cabin of his,” the equine girl said snickering.\n\n“Oooooh there are a lot of ways to mess with them no matter what. I have a lot to teach you.” Shanoa said snickering a little.\n\n“Here it is.” Chou said smiling and holding out her phone, the screen showing a photo of a much younger Hana laying on her back with a mostly empty jar of peanut butter stuck on her muzzle. “Hana at five.”\n\n“That’s adorable,” Tabitha said tilting her head to look at the picture. She pulled out her own phone and after a brief search held it up, the screen showing a photo of a younger zeus in shorts lying on his back sprawled out in the grass with a gigantic grin on his muzzle. “Zeus at six, after he got into the pantry and hogged down nearly an entire box of sugar cubes. He ran around the back yard acting like a jet plane for nearly an hour before he flopped down like that and slept for three hours.”\n\n“God, do you remember halloween about five years ago? When he went over to his friend Jeremy's house for that party and they did the whole bobbing for apples thing?” Shannon asked before she burst out laughing.\n\n“Yes, yes I do,” Tabitha responded with a chuckle. “He nearly started a fight with the other kids when he came up with three of them in his teeth and wouldn’t back away from the barrel.”\n\n“Well it looks like we have a lot of fun stories to tell about them.” Chou said snickering.\n\n“Oh I got a hell of a good idea.” Shanoa said smiling. “I can set up and little slideshow to play at the reception. You know a little something that we all get in on….all the embarrassing photos that you two have on your phones.” She said giggling. “I know that mom or dad have a projector someplace at the house…..I need to call ahead and tell them to lay out the peanut butter covered apples.”\n\n\n\n“Sorry to bother you Mrs…?” the older horse male said as the trio approached the malamute girl’s mother.\n\n“Dunbar, and it’s Ms. these days,” she responded as she pulled the sunglasses down from her hair and over her eyes. “Since you seem to have my daughter Sheila in tow I can only assume she has done something troublesome.”\n\n“No ma’am, but I think the four of us need to have a little talk,” Alexander replied nodding to the two cubs before him. “It appears that our cubs have become, well, attracted to each other and I believe we need to set some ground rules for the both of them.”\n\nOne eyebrow visibly rising above the rim of her Raybans she said, “attracted to each other? Just exactly how attracted are we talking about here?”\n\n“It would appear that they have been kissing and cuddling with each other. Please understand that neither I or my wife are upset about this development, we’re just concerned that cubs at their age should have some sort of limits,” he said taking a seat across from the malamute woman as she sat up in her chair, the two cubs taking a seat on the deck to either side of him.\n\n“I see,” Karen Dunbar said fixing her daughter with a concerned motherly stare. “You’re certain that is as far as it has gotten?”\n\n“Yes ma’am, they were being watched by his older sister who I am certain would have put a stop to it had it gone much farther,” Reaching down and mussing his son’s hair Alexander added, “I think the recent changes in time spent with one of his older brothers has perhaps affected him in ways we had not considered.”\n\n‘“Recent changes ….” the malamute woman said cocking one eyebrow.\n\n“Yes, his older brother Zeus is getting married. They have always been very close. I think now that spending less time with his brother, coupled with there being a young lady involved with the situation, may have been partially responsible in Brian’s sudden interest in girls.”\n\nDad, little britches and the malamute\n\n\n\n\n\nMaking her way through the halls of the ship the merette made her way to the one of the internet cafe’s that she thought that her lover would be at, walking with a pep in her step she stopped outside of the MotherBoard Cafe. “Who the hell comes up with the names for these places?” She muttered as she walked in, looking around for her lover, giggling and smiling as she found him tucked into one of the corners. “There you are.” She said slipping into the booth with him.\n\n“Hey sweet stuff, good time with mom I take it? You don’t look like you want to rip anyone's face off so I guess it went okay,” the equine said leaning over and planting a kiss on his lover's cheek.\n\n“You were right, she is a sweetheart when you get to know her.” She said smiling and looking at the computer screen. “Got her into the mud bath and all the stress slipped out of her….and me….I’m feeling all wiggly like a noodle.” She said with a little snicker. “But we talked and I learned a lot about her, you and the rest of your herd. She really just wants the best for you and the rest.”\n\n“Glad you two got along so well. Kind of figured you would though if she gave you a chance. Getting her to relax was a big part of it with her though.” Wrapping an arm around his lover and pulling her closer the equine boy whispered into her ear, “I think I like the sound of you being wiggly like a noodle too.”\n\n“Hehe just you wait till I show you how flexible I can be.” She said leaning in and starting to whisper in his ear. “You know….I could sit on your cock, lean down and lick my clit and your cock.” She said before licking his ear and going back to looking at his computer screen. “Sooooo find anything interesting?”\n\n“Yea actually I did,” Randy said with a little shiver. “It looks like that outfit in Denver has been working on some stuff that could maybe give me just the kind of… equipment my sexy merrett would find fun and exciting.”\n\n“Well then it looks like I know where our little post vacation, vacation is going to be.” She said leaning in and kissing him on the cheek. “Sooo knot, barbs and the whole nine.” She said with a snicker.\n\n“Not sure about all of it yet, but I think they could probably pull it off. I’m kind of amazed at the things that outfit has been working on to be honest.” Leaning back in his seat the horse boy pulled his lover into his lap as he said, “pretty sure they can get close enough to make you wiggle and giggle all night.”\n\n“I don’t think that there would need to be a lot to do that.” She said smiling and snuggling against her lover. “I mean I have you and you make me wiggle and giggle a lot now, and I’m sure that you could last all night…..just need some sugar or coffee.” She said snickering a little.\n\n“So sweet cheeks, what’s the plan for the rest of the afternoon?” Randy asked as he leaned in and began to softly nibble on the merret’s neck.\n\n“Well I’m for anything.” She said smiling and tilting her head to the side. “Hanging out in the back of this little place…..paw someplace naughty, or maybe we go hit up a bar...I found one with an interesting name.” She said with a little snicker.\n\n“Oh?” the equine said quizzically “If it’s got you snickering I just have to hear about this place.”\n\n“Yeah…...it’s called the Goose’s Cunny.” She said smiling. “I don’t think that it’s anything pervy….it looks like it has good food and drink.” She said slipping from his lap and holding her hand out. “Shall we get some dinner and talk about things and stuff?”\n\n“Sounds like a plan to me hot stuff,” Randy said taking his girlfriend's hand and getting to his hooves. Pulling her in tighter, his paws dropping to grope her shapely rear he said, “just save room for dessert sweet lips, we can annoy the hell out of that crazy woman above your cabin again.”\n\nHaving lead her lover to the small bar, smiling up at the sign. “I still think that this is somehow pervy.” May said as she tugged her lover into the bar and looking around.\n\nThe inside of the bar was made up to look like something that you would have walked into in the middle ages. Decorative swords and animal trophies hung on the walls, the table and booths made of wood and sporting a well weathered look, one might even think that the seats were stuffed with straw.\n\n“Welcome to the Cunny of the Goose. Ya looking to get something ta eat or ta get sloshed?” A voice called out to them, a white wolf female said as she walked up to them.\n\n“Well…..a little of both.” May said smiling and snickering a little as she nudged her lover. “If you could, a booth in the back.” She said with a little wink.\n\n“Ay, a pair of lovers.” The hostess said smiling. “Ma name be Triss.” She said as she started leading them to the back of the bar. “Ya two airn’t runaways are you? Hiding ya love away from ya ma and pa?” She asked never seeming to drop character. “Dun worry, I’ll make sure ya get a ‘eads up when the guards come lookin for ya.”\n\n“Well we’ve been found out.” May said smiling and slipping into the booth. “I don’t think they would be sending a hunt out this far.” She said as her lover joined her.\n\n“Well if they do show up, we ‘ave a few of the more rowdy that would love a good bar fight….ya slip out in the chaos, like ya were never ‘ere.” Triss said smiling as she handed them the menu. “I’ll be back in a few to see what I can get that lazy cook ta fix ya.” She said as she walked off.\n\n“Let’s have a look at what they offer up for eats,” Randy said before leaning over to whisper into his lover’s ear, “because I already know what’s on the menu for dessert.”\n \n“A little bit of merrett and whipped cream, maybe some strawberries on the side.” She said with a snicker, before planting a kiss on his cheek and opening the menu for them to look at. “It looks like they have just about everything.” She said looking at the list of food on the menu, that contained everything from roast pig to a few kinds of roasted pheasants and the like, even having stuff for the more vegetable minded.\n\n“Hmmm, well the meal is going to be the tougher choice,” Randy said looking the menu options over. “I love the entre names though.”\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nStarstruck lover snacks\n\nWithout warning there was a knock at the door of the two lover’s room, followed shortly by a voice. “Room service.”\n\n“I didn’t order anything…..did you?” Hana asked looked up to her lover that she was snuggled up to. “Awwww you ordered us a little dessert while I was in the bathroom, you big goof.” She said smiling and kissing him.\n\n“Can’t take credit for whatever it is this time sweet lips,” the horse boy said gently untangling himself from his lover. “But honestly with your mom and aunt, and my family, I’m almost a little worried about what kind of things they might be pulling.”\n\n“I don’t think that they would be that mean…..I mean I don’t think that they would go to the point of sending us treats and lacing them with laxatives.” She said with a little snicker, carefully sliding off the edge of the bed and wrapping in the blanket. “Well let’s go see what they did to us.”\n\n“You’re probably right,” Zeus said getting to his hooves and grabbing the bath sheet he had worn out of the bathroom after their quick shower. Wrapping it around his waist and tucking the end into place he said, “I’m more worried about the things they would do to try to embarrass us. I mean honestly I half expect Randy, or Shannon, or hell dad to pull some kind of weird shit just to give us a hard time.”\n\n“True.” Hana said getting to the door. “Who's it from?” She asked as she unlocked the door and pulled it open a bit, peaking out at the ships worker with the covered cart.\n\n“From a Miss. Shannon, a little gift to her brother and his soon to be wife.” The male ferret said standing there, smiling at her. “Rather sweet of her I would say.”\n\n“Maybe, but knowing her I’m still just a little suspicious. She’s still a little pissed over me not telling her about getting my ass whopped before she met you,” the equine boy said eyeing the tray on the small cart the ferret stood behind.\n\n“Well if you're thinking that she might have laced it with laxatives. She hasn’t, this came right from the kitchen, and we do not do that sort of thing no matter how much we are offered in a form of a bribe.” The ferret said, keeping the same cool, calm voice and attitude.\n\n“That’s good to know,” Zeus said coming up behind his soon to be bride. “So do you need to come in and set anything up or are we good just taking the tray from here or what?”\n\n“No sir, just have to wheel this in and then you two do with it as you wish.” He said turning in place and moving the cart to the door before bringing it in. “Thank you two, and no tip, Miss. Shannon took care of that.” He said as he turned and left, pulling the door closed. \n\n“Ummmm. I will let you be the one that lifts the lid on this one.” Hana said as she looked at the cart.\n\n“Okay….’” the horse boy said, trailing off as his paw reached out for the small handle of the domed cover on the tray. As he lifted it slightly he muttered, “so far so good, nothing shocked me or exploded.” Continuing to lift the domed lid, rolling it over more than lifting straight up he muttered, “what the fuck?” when he saw two white boxes, ribbons tied around them into bows at the top. A small card on each on with each of their names on one of them.\n\n“Ok, now I’m a little more worried.” Hana said reaching out and poking at the box that had her name on it. “Well…..If something happens…..I will come back and haunt her or some shit.” She said as she picked up the box and slowly pulled the ribbon off of it before opening the box. “Ok.” Hana said tilting her head a little bit. “I think that they got something wrong with this.” She said tilting the box to her lover so that he could see the contents, “it’s two boxes of sugar cubes and some little bags of sliced apples. I mean I know that you horses like this stuff.”\n\nHis eyes going wide at the sight of his most favorite treats Zeus snapped up the other box. Unceremoniously ripping off the ribbon he nearly tore off the top opening it to reveal a small jar of peanut butter, what he would consider a snack sized bag of something and what he thought at first was a beginners sized butt plug. “No…” the equine boy said as an almost evil grin began to spread across his face. “She did this shit very much on purpose. And from the look of this box, she got a few pointers from either your mother, or that crazyass aunt of yours.”\n\n“Yeah….I’m sure that Shanoa had something to do with this one.” Hana said looking into the box. “We need to find some catnip…..Recreate that christmas eve.” She said with a snicker, looking into the box a little more. “At the least it’s not all bad….she got us something naughty to play with.” She said reaching in and pulling out the ‘toy’. “Oh fuck her!’ Hana said in a huffy bark. “Take it and hide it now!” She said shoving it into Zeus’ hands.\n\nTurning the toy over in his hand Zeus asked, “why the hell would a thing like this have a hole in it?” Holding it up by the smaller end he added, “a knob or handle I can understand. But a plug with a hole in it? What the fuck is up with that?”\n\n“It’s not a toy in the….adult since…..it’s a….kong.” She said looking at it. “Something that anthros would give feral dogs to keep them happy and busy…..the hole is for treats or peanut butter.” She said setting the box of sugar cubes and apples down. “I’m so getting her back…..catnip everything……”\n\n“Oh… okay,” Zeus said turning towards the bathroom. “Let me just take care of this then.” As he walked away from his lover he looked into the box again. With the ‘toy’ removed from it he could see that the small bag was actually a snack sized portion of the yummy chummies her mother had been talking about earlier. He walked away into the bathroom, returning a few moments later with one paw behind his back. “So if that thing was a toy for feral dogs sweet lips…. why did you want me to hide it?”\n\n“Well, let me channel Shanoa for this.” She said shaking her head. “Evolution is an amazing thing, but not without its flaws, one of them being that some traits have remained ingrained in anthros, from their feral predecessors. Dogs have kongs, peanut butter, howling and things like that, horses would be sugar cubes, apples, shit like that.” She said shaking her head again. “I heard her give that speech too many times.”\n\n“Okay, I think I understand that a little better now. Sure I get a little crazy over sugar cubes and apples, but it not like I’d go all weird or something. Though I can think of some kinky stuff to do with the stuff in the box Shannon sent you, and with the peanut butter too. But I’m still kind of lost on why this needs to be hidden,” he said pulling his paw from behind him and tossing the odd toy thing into the air towards the center of the room as if it had slipped from his hand.\n\nThe whole time that the horse was tossing the kong up and down, Hana’s eyes never left it, the moment that it went off course she flinched as if she wanted to go after it. “Honey…..you’re an ass.” She said with a huff, her eyes closed, she stood like this for a few moments before pouncing the toy and starting to gnaw on it, like a puppy.\n\nWith a soft whiney Zeus watched his lover gnawing on the chew toy for a few moments before he said, “well at least now I understand why you wanted it hidden. Well if it’s any consolation sweetie, I did put a little something in it for you.”\n\nStopping her gnawing for a moment to look up at her teasing lover, “you know.” She said pausing a moment. “I have kicked your ass once….I can do it again.” Hana said before going back to the puppy toy and trying to get at what was inside of it.\n\n“Hey, at least I’m not standing here taking pictures like your mom or aunt would be sweetie,” the horse boy replied with his paws in front of him defensively..\n\n“Oh I know.” She said, now on her back holding the toy. “Other wise we would be fishing you and the camera out of the ocean.” She said muttering something about love before going back to getting at the treats in the kong.\n\nZeus walked over and knelt beside his girlfriend. “Love you too,” he said leaning down and kissing her on the cheek. “I know I’m going to pay for this, but you’re kind of cute lying there with that thing babe.”\n\n“Yes…..you forget there are apples and sugar cubes.” She said managing to set the toy to the side, getting up and going over to the box. “Oooooh the things that I could do.” She said opening one of the boxes and picking one of the sweet cubes out. “Sooo many things.” She said as she slowly licked the side of the cube as she walked over to him. “Like this.” She said before popping it into her muzzle and pulling him into a deep kiss, pushing the cube into his muzzle and breaking the kiss. \n\nThe instant his lover pulled away from his lips Zeus started shaking his head up and down wildly, rolling the sweet treat around in his mouth and wickering. A few moments later, as the last of the treat dissolved in his muzzle he looked at her sheepishly and said, “sweetest kiss I’ve ever had.”\n\n“Well consider that a little tease.” She said smiling, “cause I am sure that I can come up with a lot more fun things to do with some sugar cubes and apples.” She said licking her lips and smiling.\n\nTouching the end of his muzzle to hers the equine boy replied, “I have no doubt that you can sweet cheeks. I bet if I think about it I can come up with a few fun and interesting things to do with that chew toy and some peanut butter too.” Wrapping her in his arms a little tighter he added, “and maybe a few other sweet tasty things as well.”\n\n“That sounds kinky.” Hana said smiling and snickering a little, “and knowing you it's going to be something fun.” She said resting her arms on his shoulder. “I also have the feeling that some of the things are going to be messy.” She said with a little wink.\n\n“Not any more so than things already get with us hot stuff,” Zeus said as a grin spread across his face. “Though we might want to stock up on fur shampoo just in case, probably gonna be a good thing my sexy puppy likes taking a bath.”\n\n“Oh yes…..And there is a fur shampoo that I need to see if they have it on the ship….I’m sure that you will love it too.” She said smiling and giggling a little. “I think that’s what I’m going to do tomorrow, hit up the shops and work on a little surprise for you.”\n\n“Oh?” the horse boy asked raising an eyebrow at her comment. “Okay, well maybe I should see about a little something special for my lover too. Tell ya what sexy, let’s do it this way. Tomorrow morning we split up to get our surprises in the works or whatever, then we meet up at the internet cafe and go get something to eat. How’s that sound?”\n\n“That works just perfectly for me.” She said smiling and leaning in to plant another kiss on her lover’s lips. “I’m sure that you will just want to eat me right up tomorrow.”\n\nLicking his lips after the kiss, a faint taste of sugar still on her lips Zeus replied, “you mean more than I usually do?” Lifting the puppy girl from her foot-paws and slowly making his way towards their bed he added, “maybe I should just make use of my silver tongue and show you again how much I like to eat you up.”\n\n“Oh yes. Really going to put that silver tongue to work.” She said smiling as she was taken to the bed. “I think that we might need to warm you up a little….wouldn’t want you pulling something tomorrow.” She said with a little wink.\n\n“That’s one workout that might leave me tired but it’s soooo worth the time and effort,” he said crawling up the bed on his knees, his lover wrapped in his arms. Leaning forward and laying her on the bed, her head resting on the big fluffy pillows he whispered, “besides, you’re the best, sweetest treat this horse could ever want,” before he leaned closer and began to nip and nibble softly on her neck.\n\n“Maybe the little joke that the two are trying to pull isn’t too bad.” Hana said smiling and snickering a little, wiggling a bit as she felt her lover nipping and nibbling on her. “I wonder.” She whispered as she picked up one of the bags of apple slices. “I think that I need to try something out.” She said opening the pack and waving one of the slices in front of her lover before setting it on her chest, right over her nipple.\n\n“Mmmmmm,” Zeus murred kissing down his lover’s neck. “You are a hopeless tease my sexy puppy. Your nipples, heck all of you is already… simply irresistible.” Lowering his muzzle, his lips hovering less than an inch from the apple slice perched over her diamond hard bud he added, “and that little treat is just too good to pass up.”\n\nShivering a little as she felt her lover’s breath on her chest she smiled. “Such a sweet talker…..I wonder if it’s all those sugar cubes.” She said with a little snicker, reaching into the little bag, pulling out two more of the apple slices. “Then again, you are really sweet.” She said as she sat one of the slices on her other nipple, the other one a little lower.\n\nLicking his lips slowly he watched as Hana added another slice of the fruit to her other nipple, a third one a little lower , just below her modest breasts. “Sweet on you babe,” he whispered leaning in and gently plucking he lucios tid bit from her bud with his teeth, his lips wrapping around her tender nub and suckling tenderly. As he enjoyed the little treat he leaned up swallowing the tasty morsel before kissing his lover softly. “Mmmmmm,” your even more tasty sweet lips,” he said tilting his muzzle and kissing her again. “Now for your other little treat.”\n\n“You and that silver tongue.” She said smiling, letting out a little moan as she felt the tongue and lips teasing her nipple. “Just wait. I’m sure that I can think of some other things to do.” Hana said as she reached out and stroked her lover’s cheek. “I’m so lucky to have met you…..and have kicked your ass too.”\n\n“Not half as lucky as I am sweety,” the palomino boy said as he ran his paws down her sides and around her waist. “I’d much rather do this,” he added as he groped and squeezed her firm rump, “it’s way more fun and I love the sounds you make. Especially when I do this,” he finished as his paws circled the base of her tail, rubbing and scritching one of more sensitive erogenous zones.\n\nLetting out something like a squeak and a yip as she felt her lover’s paws teasing and playing with all of the right places at the base of her tail. “Mmmmmh you cheater.” She said panting a little, blushing dark as her tail and rump started wiggling around a little. “You know what that spot does to me.” She said with a little huff.\n\nLeaning to the side a little he whispered into her ear, “yes I do. I love to feel you wiggling in my paws hot stuff,” Zeus kissed his way down her chest to the last of the apple slices. “You know, the apples really go well with the scent of your fur shampoo, you smell simply delicious.”\n\n“You know…..I need to look into getting some apple scented shampoo or something.” She said smiling and licking her lips. “You know….all is fair in love and the bedroom.” Hana said still wiggling a little more as her lover teased her and made his way down her body. “Just wonder if you can keep your paws off of me when we are out in public.”\n\nTaking the last little treat into his muzzle as his lover spoke Zeus grinned at her teasing words. “Only if I have to sexy, only if I have to,” he mumbled before continuing to kiss his lover’s body.\n\n“Hehe.” She shickered a little. “I don’t mind you getting all touchy and all, I mean you are going to be my husband soon…..Others might not like it….never know with some prudes.” She said smiling and moving her paws under lover, starting to rub and tease at his sheath. “Just try not to get to excited with this big thing.” She said with a wink.\n\n“Never with you Hana, I’d hate myself if I did and hurt you in any way…” the equine boy said, a serious tone in his voice. “Not to mention that your mom, and maybe even that crazy aunt of yours would kill me.”\n\n“Well I didn’t mean hurting me, I meant more getting a boner in the middle of a public place.” She said with a little snicker. “I know that you wouldn’t hurt me.” Hana said smiling and reaching out, resting her paw on his cheek. \n\n“With you around there’s not a whole lot I can do about that part. You… just do things to me by just being close or touching me at all. Not that I’m complaining sweetie,” he said as he slipped lower, lying between her thighs and resting his chin on her belly.\n\n“You know….that has to suck….then again….you giving me wet panties all the time.” She said smiling and rubbing her lover on the bridge of his muzzle. “I’m just going to have to stop wearing them sometime.”\n\n“Like that’s going to help me not be sporting wood all day,” he nearly whimpered as he dipped his muzzle between her softly furred thighs, his tongue lolling out and gently stroking his lover’s slit.\n\n“Oh someone likes the idea of me not wearing panties.” She said with a little moan as she felt her lover’s tongue starting to tease her. “Mmmmh just think….no panties and a skirt…..there might be a few things that we could get away with if you got a little too naughty.” She said smiling down to her lover.\n\n“Mmmhmm,” he muttered, his broad tongue starting to press between her outer labia and tickle along her delicate inner lips.\n\n“Oooooooh.” She let out a moan as she felt her lover’s tongue starting to tease her more and more. “I think that we will have to get you into a kilt or something…...easy access for me too.” She said as her paws started rubbing against her lover’s ears.\n\n“Not at school,” he said pulling his lips and tongue from her damp treasure for a moment. “But we can maybe talk about it,” he added pressing his lips to her nethers again, his tongue slipping inside a little and wiggling around.\n\n“Awwww.” She said with a little huff. “You know that you would rock one.” She said smiling, letting out a moan as she felt the tongue slipping into her depths. “But…..I think that we can work something out.” She said wiggling and lifting her hips a little.\n\n\nThe palomino whickered softly, his tongue working it’s way deeper into her core. He let out a happy snort through his nose, his hot breath bathing his lover’s swollen clit in it’s warmth. Teasing her, rubbing his appendage over her sensitive spots he rolled his upper lip back a little grazing over the throbbing nub with his flat, dull front teeth.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Baby on board?


“So ummm, are you absolutely sure about this Hana honey?”‘ the equine boy said as the pair lay sprawled out in the big two person deck chair basking in the late afternoon sun. “I mean I love the no condom rule as much as you do, but what if your aunt is right? We’re taking a pretty big risk as it is anyway you know?” Rolling over to look at his lover he added, “I mean with what you said and all, are we even close to being ready for it if you do end up pregnant?”

“I kinda think that we are ready for it….I know that it will be a hell of a change but I think that we can handle it.”  She said pausing for a moment and looking over the rim of her sun glasses.  “And if it happens I’m sure that I can guilt trip auntie Shanoa into helping out….something along the lines of ‘well you should have warned us about all this sooner.’.”  She said with a snicker.

“I guess you’re right sweetie,” the equine boy said wrapping an arm around his girlfriend and pulling her closer. “You know, I think it would blow my buddies minds to hear that I’m going to be a daddy. God, now that I think about it how would my mom react to getting news like that?”

“I think that it would be best to just kinda…..not tell her…..not until it happens or we are on dry land and have space to haul ass.”  Hana said with a little snicker.  “I think that this is stressing your mom out a lot.”

“Dad would agree with you on both parts of that. He said it’s not just us getting married that’s stressing her out though,” Zeus said nuzzling into his lover’s neck a little. “I think we’re a big part of it, I’m not really the one of her kids that she was thinking would get married first. Add in the fact that she’s not real big on the whole traveling thing and us dragging her off to Japan isn’t helping much either. He said this ship board romance between Randy and that merret girl has her kind of stressed too.”

“Stressed out isn’t the word for her.”  A voice called out to the two.  “Though I think that, that little spa trip helped her out…..but if she really needs it I’m sure that I have some of the good pills to keep her calm.”  Shanoa said as she walked up to the pair, sprawling on the seat next to them.

“Dad seems to think she’ll be fine,” the palomino boy said without taking his attention from his lover. “We did kind of dump a lot on her all at once with the whole meet my girlfriend, oh by the way we’re getting married thing.”

“That was a hell of a move…...I will give you one thing, you have some balls on you.”  Shanoa said snickering.  “I’m slightly off and I don’t think that I would do something like that.”

“Auntie…..you’re more than a little off.”  Hana said shaking her head.  “I’m sure that once we get to Japan and we get to the manson and settled, everything will be ok…...No Shanoa...you can’t take anyone out drinking….we know your track record with doing that and the bartenders.”

“I don’t know, mom is kind of funny when she gets kind of hammered,” Zeus said with a little snicker. “A couple of years ago she had a few too many at the family christmas party and…. well let's just say we all learned a few things about how freaky our mother really is.”

“Ok…….now I have to get her toasted…...just a few glasses of sake.”  Shanoa said smiling at the pair.  “I will make sure that she is safe and all that and we can do it at the manson…..no hot bartenders to flirt with.”

“No…..the last time you got drunk on sake…..you ended up flirting with anything.”  Hana said shaking her head a little.  “And I mean anything.”


“Hey, that bonsai tree came onto me first.”  The catwolf said with a snicker.  “And if it helps I won’t drink…...much.”

“I will talk to mom and make sure that you have a short leash on you.”  Hana said smiling and nuzzling up to her soon to be husband.

“You know that she gets just as drunk…..and way more flirty.”

“Ok…..no booze for the both of you.”

“Buzzkill.”  Shanoa said as she got up and started walking off.

“It’ll be okay sweet lips, I’m sure mom would have a blast on a girls night out with your mom and aunt. Besides how much trouble could they really…” Zeus said, trailing off as he turned his head apparently following something or someone. “What the fuck?”

“Yeah…..that would be mom and Shanoa drunk.”  Hana said, noticing that her husband was looking at something before turning and looking to.  “What is it?”

“I thought Brian was with Shannon… which I don’t see. But unless I’ve gone nuts that’s my little brother over there suking face with a little malamute girl.” Leaning forward and squinting he cocked his head to one side. “It is Brian what the fuck?”

“Well it looks like love is in the air…….Or something.”  Hana said shaking her head a little.  “Though she is a little cutie.”  She said watching the two kissing.  “I wonder who he learned that from?”  She said nudging her lover.

“I have no idea, but I need to get him at least,” he said untangling himself from the puppy girl and getting to his hooves. As he walked closer to his younger sibling he asked “where’s Shannon?”

“Right behind you doofus,” the older equine girl replied, her voice coming from the pool behind him.

Turning around he finally spotted his sister in the water. “Well that explains where you were. But what the hell sis? You know mom will freak if she sees that,” he said pointing at his younger brother, who had not broken the lip lock he was sharing with the puppy girl.

“First off,” the older girl said wading over towards the ladder of the pool. “How the hell is him sucking face any different than you and Hana doing it? Besides, mom already saw it and told me to keep an eye on them and not let them sneak off to do anything worse.”

“Oh come on sweetie, you know that it’s kind of cute.”  Hana said smiling as she walked up to them.  “Though…..just hope Shannon keeps a close eye on them…..or they use a jimmy hat.”


Fixing his lover with a wry smirk Zeus asked, “but what if she decides to ban them? Then what hmmm?”

“That’s why they don’t get to find out how nice it is without them…..not till they are way older……..”  She said pausing a moment.  “I’m sure that Shanoa can get him some hats that fit…..” She said pausing a moment, shivering and blushing a little.

“Well I guess you better just keep an eye on them,” the equine boy said turning his attention back to his younger brother for a moment. Wrapping an arm around his girlfriend he grinned and with a little chuckle added, “but you might want to get out of the pool and slow them down a little. The way those two are going at it someone may be about to lose some clothes.” Nodding towards the younger couple half hidden in the shadows at the edge of the pool he giggled and said to his lover, “I think he’s been watching some of us more than we thought. He’s way better than he should be with those paws.’

“So…..we can blame that on you.”  Hana said with a snicker, as she leaned in close to her mate.  “You see that right there…..that is the same little trick that you do when you go to unhook my bra.”  She said as she watched the two.  “Shannon…..I think that’s your cue.”

“Yea, I think it is,” Shannon said as she hauled herself up the ladder and out of the pool. “Okay you two, getting a little too paws on back there, back over here closer to the pool.” as she watched the pair of pre-teens slowly walk towards her, both of them blushing brightly, she rummaged through the bag beside her deck chair. Retrieving her phone she dialed and waited for the call to be answered. “Hey dad, you busy right now?” she asked, waiting for her father to reply. “No, nothing's” wrong. But I think it’s time you had the man talk with Brian, he definitely takes after his brothers.” After a short pause she spoke again, “yea he met this little girl at the pool. Let’s just say playing in the water led to holding paws and then to kissing and… well you just need to have the talk with him and I mean really soon.”

“Does the girl’s mom know about all this?”  Hana asked before kneeling down to Brain’s level.  “You having fun there?”  She asked smiling softly.

“I guess,” Brian said as he pointed to a Malamute woman laying in one of the deck chairs on the opposite side of the pool. “She’s right there and hasn't said anything about us messing around. Ummm, yea it’s kind of fun too. We, we didn't do anything dirty or anything. Sheila  said it was okay if I touched her on the butt and stuff.”

“Ok, that’s not to bad……”  Hana said letting out a soft little sigh.  “There are somethings that you two might have, coulda gotten up to that you're just a little too young for.”  She said looking to the other girl.  “You two have to be safe, right?”

“Ummm, yes ma’am?” the younger pup said more as a question than an answer. “Mommy says kissing and hugging is okay if  I wanna. It felt kinda nice when he was rubbing my back and holding me so I ummm, kinda of said he could rub my butt too.”

“Is that all that you let him rub?”  Hana asked raising an eyebrow a little.  “Or have you two been a little farther than that….I know that Shannon might not be the best at keeping an eye on you two.”

“No he didn’t…. ummmm, well when we were play wrestling in the pool we kind of hugged and we ummm kind of rubbed woo woos a little.” Blushing brightly at the admission she added, “it felt really nice and I sort of wanted him to do it again.”

“Were you two rubbing your…..woo woos together or was it with your paws?”  Hana asked, a little more worried at this point.  “Zeus….I think you might need to have that talk with him….before your dad gets here.”  Hana said looking up to her husband.

“So, just how worried should I be?” an older male voice asked from behind the Raccoon dog girl. “Do I just need to have the talk with them or should I make a trip to one of the ship shops while I’m at it?”

“I’m thinking that you might need to…..or better yet….go see Shanoa…..she can get the right kind for him.”  Hana said standing up.  “And right now I don’t think it’s too far or too naughty….though the talk is needed.”

“Alright, I think I got this. You three can get back to… whatever you were doing,” the older horse man said with a smirk at his son and the Raccoon Dog girl. “Okay you two,” he said offering his paws to the youngest of his children and the malamute girl. “I think the three of us need to have a little talk about a few things. Why don't we ask Ms.” he said pausing for a moment.

“Sheila,” Brian offered sure that his father was wanting to know his friends name.

“A name as pretty as the one it belongs to. Okay, how about we ask Ms. Sheila’s parents to join us for some ice cream and we can all talk about what you two have been up to hmmm?”

“Are we in trouble?” Brian asked giving his father his best impression of puppy eyes.

“Not yet, but I think we need to all sit down and talk about some things to keep it that way don’t you?” the older male asked.

“Don’t look at me…..I didn’t teach him the puppy eyes.”  Hana said with a little snicker.  “Come on hot stuff….let's get back to snuggling by the pool.”

“Sounds like a plan to me sexy butt,” zeus said scooping his lover up into his arms. “But first… hold your breath sweet lips,” he added as he took three long steps towards the pool and launched them into the air.

“Dork.”  She managed to squeak out before sucking in a breath.  The two of them splashing down into the water, the pup holding on tight to her lover as they came to the surface.  

Zeus hugged his girlfriend tightly as they rose to the water’s surface. After brushing her long brown hair from her face he looked deeply into her eyes and with a wide grin asked, “so, should we rub woo woos now or get out and snuggle until your fur poofs out?”

“Or D…..all of the above.”  She said smiling.  “We can rub woo woos till our fur poofs out.”  She said giggling a little as she nuzzled close to her lover.

“I like the sound of that idea,” the palomino said as his paws drifted lower, cupping and groping her fluffy, sexy rump. “So sweet lips just how far are you ready to go out here in front of everyone?”

Just as he asked his girlfriend the question an older polar bear floated by on a large neon green raft. “Get a room you weirdos,” he muttered without looking at the pair as he floated past them.

“Don’t be a dick.”  Another voice called out as a corgi floated alongside the bear.  “This ship isn’t like the last one that you were on…..nothing bad has happened yet.”

“So anyway sexy butt, do we make out right here or do we go back to our room and really snuggle?” Zeus asked with a big grin on his muzzle.

“Well, the question is, do you want to put on a show for all of these people?”  Hana said with a little snicker.  “Cause I’m good with putting a show on for these people, but I don’t know if your mom or the crew would be so amused.”

“You know…” he started to reply as his paws slid down her back to cup her firm ass cheeks. “One of these days I just might take you up on a challenge like that sweet lips. But I think you’re right about the crew not taking it well. With the way mom has been acting the last couple of days though, she might be just as likely to take pictures and make an album out of them for us or something.”

“You know, that would be a hell of an album to show the kids.”  Hana said with a little snicker, wiggling her butt against the hands of her lover.  “I can hear her now.  “Would you just look at some of the things that your parents did when they were you age.””  She said leaning up a little to kiss along her lover’s neck.

“Okay you win this time fluffy butt,” Zeus said as he started walking them towards the pool ladder. “I think we better get to our room before I peel you out of that swimsuit and get us both in a lot of trouble.”



“Well you want to talk about weird cases….I need to show you some of the photos from work.”  Shanoa said smiling, “It puts the shit that you see on the medical shows to shame.”

“I can’t even imagine what kind of weird shit you’ve seen working in an ER,” Shannon said leaning back in her chair a little. “But on another subject for a minute, since you're the doctor and all. Is there any truth to that whole thing about canine anthros being all crazy over peanut butter?” the younger equine female asked with a slightly evil grin on her face.

“Strangely enough.  Yes.”  Shanoa said smiling.  “Most all canines, yes there a few that don’t like it, but the majority of them love the stuff.”  She said leaning forward a little.  “From the research that I have done, it seems that a lot of anthros have little….quirks left over from their feral pasts.”  She said smiling and lifting the lid on a small jar and pulling out a sugar cube.  “Like horses and sugar cubes.”  She said showing off the sweet block before eating it.  “And in the ER, knowing all this makes caring for cubs and some adults easier.  Meds mixed in with peanutbutter or on a sugar cube.”

“Interesting,” Shannon replied as her grin grew wider. “I think I’ve heard that a few hundred times, but to be honest I thought it was bullshit. I mean yea I know about the sugarcubes and equines thing, and Zeus, Randy, and Ryan are funny as hell when they even see one. But knowing it works with canines and peanut butter is just….” she said trailing off as she pulled out her phone and started tapping on the screen.

“You got something planned don’t you?”  Shanoa said leaning over to try and sneak a glance at Shannan’s phone.  “Do tell I might want in.”

“Oh, I thought I’d just be a good big sister and have a little snack sent to Zeus and Hana’s room. After all they seem to spend most of their time holed up in there don’t they? Can’t have that pair starving to death or some shit.”

With a giggle the horse mother said, “paying him back for the little incident in summer camp a few years ago aren’t you?”

“This sounds like something Chou and I would do to one another.”  Shanoa said smiling and glancing at her sister as she walked back into the room.  “There was a reason that I was always making peanut butter cookies back in the day, but the real question is, what did he do to you at summer camp?”

“Love you too sister….I need to see if I can find some catnip...make some brownies just for you.”  Chou said snickering.

“Made me the laughing stock of the camp over a bag of sugar cubes is what he did,” Shannon replied as her grin faded for a moment. “His bunk mates dared him to streak through the entire camp bare furred and grop every girl he saw on the way for a 5 pound bag of the damn things. Jackass did it and when he ran through the main hall he crotch groped three girls with their backs to him, one of them was me.” Shaking her head and rolling her eyes she added, “you have any idea how much shit I had to listen to for the rest of camp over getting felt up by my own brother?”

“About the same amount of shit that one got for having a crush on our older brother.”  Shanoa said smiling and snickering a little.  “Oooooh the family dinners there.”  She said poking her tongue out at her sister.

“Oh please….it wasn’t that big of a crush.”  Chou said shaking her head a little, pulling her phone out and looking at something.  “Well what do you know.  I still have that video of her.”  She said looking up to her sister and then at the other woman.  “So have you two ever seen a cat tripping balls?

“Not since first grade,” the older equine woman said with a little snicker. “Lord how those feline kids would go apeshit when the teacher would let them into the ball pit.”

“I wonder…..”  Chou said smiling at her sister as she tapped her phone a few more times.  “If there is a ball pit big enough for you.”  She said as she turned her phone so that the two equine could see the screen.  Playing on the screen of the raccoon dog’s phone was a short video of Shanoa, half naked, rolling on the floor and meowing like a feral cat.  “Look familiar?”

“Bite me.”  Shanoa said with a little huff.  “And don’t be surprised when I cover your bed or something with peanut butter.”  She said looking her sister in the eyes.  “It’s on now.”

So, just out of curiosity,” Shannon asked cutting her eyes over to the raccoon dog woman, “just how crazy does Hana go over peanut butter? I mean I want to get back at my brother but I don’t really intend for him to get his ass kicked again… yet.”

“Oh if that’s the case.  Long as he doesn’t try and take it away from her, he should be ok.”  She said snickering.  “I think the only time that you can get away with that is if she gets it stuck on her muzzle.”  She said looking at her phone, flipping through the screens looking through photos.

“I think he’ll be safe then, from the looks of it those snake things are kind of little jars of the stuff. It’s kind of a dick move to send him stuff to tease her with and her stuff to do the same to him. But what the fuck, I’m not going to get many chances to screw with them once they haul ass up to that cabin of his,” the equine girl said snickering.

“Oooooh there are a lot of ways to mess with them no matter what.  I have a lot to teach you.”  Shanoa said snickering a little.

“Here it is.”  Chou said smiling and holding out her phone, the screen showing a photo of a much younger Hana laying on her back with a mostly empty jar of peanut butter stuck on her muzzle.  “Hana at five.”

“That’s adorable,” Tabitha said tilting her head to look at the picture. She pulled out her own phone and after a brief search held it up, the screen showing a photo of a younger zeus in shorts lying on his back sprawled out in the grass with a gigantic grin on his muzzle. “Zeus at six, after he got into the pantry and hogged down nearly an entire box of sugar cubes. He ran around the back yard acting like a jet plane for nearly an hour before he flopped down like that and slept for three hours.”

“God, do you remember halloween about five years ago? When he went over to his friend Jeremy's house for that party and they did the whole bobbing for apples thing?” Shannon asked before she burst out laughing.

“Yes, yes I do,” Tabitha responded with a chuckle. “He nearly started a fight with the other kids when he came up with three of them in his teeth and wouldn’t back away from the barrel.”

“Well it looks like we have a lot of fun stories to tell about them.”  Chou said snickering.

“Oh I got a hell of a good idea.”  Shanoa said smiling.  “I can set up and little slideshow to play at the reception.  You know a little something that we all get in on….all the embarrassing photos that you two have on your phones.”  She said giggling.  “I know that mom or dad have a projector someplace at the house…..I need to call ahead and tell them to lay out the peanut butter covered apples.”



“Sorry to bother you Mrs…?” the older horse male said as the trio approached the malamute girl’s mother.

“Dunbar, and it’s Ms. these days,” she responded as she pulled the sunglasses down from her hair and over her eyes. “Since you seem to have my daughter Sheila in tow I can only assume she has done something troublesome.”

“No ma’am, but I think the four of us need to have a little talk,” Alexander replied nodding to the two cubs before him. “It appears that our cubs have become, well, attracted to each other and I believe we need to set some ground rules for the both of them.”

One eyebrow visibly rising above the rim of her Raybans she said, “attracted to each other? Just exactly how attracted are we talking about here?”

“It would appear that they have been kissing and cuddling with each other. Please understand that neither I or my wife are upset about this development, we’re just concerned that cubs at their age should have some sort of limits,” he said taking a seat across from the malamute woman as she sat up in her chair, the two cubs taking a seat on the deck to either side of him.

“I see,” Karen Dunbar said fixing her daughter with a concerned motherly stare. “You’re certain that is as far as it has gotten?”

“Yes ma’am, they were being watched by his older sister who I am certain would have put a stop to it had it gone much farther,” Reaching down and mussing his son’s hair Alexander added, “I think the recent changes in time spent with one of his older brothers has perhaps affected him in ways we had not considered.”

‘“Recent changes ….” the malamute woman said cocking one eyebrow.

“Yes, his older brother Zeus is getting married. They have always been very close. I think now that spending less time with his brother, coupled with there being a young lady involved  with the situation, may have been partially responsible in Brian’s sudden interest in girls.”

Dad, little britches and the malamute





Making her way through the halls of the ship the merette made her way to the one of the internet cafe’s that she thought that her lover would be at, walking with a pep in her step she stopped outside of the MotherBoard Cafe.  “Who the hell comes up with the names for these places?”  She muttered as she walked in, looking around for her lover, giggling and smiling as she found him tucked into one of the corners.  “There you are.”  She said slipping into the booth with him.

“Hey sweet stuff, good time with mom I take it? You don’t look like you want to rip anyone's face off so I guess it went okay,” the equine said leaning over and planting a kiss on his lover's cheek.

“You were right, she is a sweetheart when you get to know her.”  She said smiling and looking at the computer screen.  “Got her into the mud bath and all the stress slipped out of her….and me….I’m feeling all wiggly like a noodle.”  She said with a little snicker.  “But we talked and I learned a lot about her, you and the rest of your herd.  She really just wants the best for you and the rest.”

“Glad you two got along so well. Kind of figured you would though if she gave you a chance. Getting her to relax was a big part of it with her though.” Wrapping an arm around his lover and pulling her closer the equine boy whispered into her ear, “I think I like the sound of you being wiggly like a noodle too.”

“Hehe just you wait till I show you how flexible I can be.”  She said leaning in and starting to whisper in his ear.  “You know….I could sit on your cock, lean down and lick my clit and your cock.”  She said before licking his ear and going back to looking at his computer screen.  “Sooooo find anything interesting?”

“Yea actually I did,” Randy said with a little shiver. “It looks like that outfit in Denver has been working on some stuff that could maybe give me just the kind of… equipment my sexy merrett would find fun and exciting.”

“Well then it looks like I know where our little post vacation, vacation is going to be.”  She said leaning in and kissing him on the cheek.  “Sooo knot, barbs and the whole nine.”  She said with a snicker.

“Not sure about all of it yet, but I think they could probably pull it off. I’m kind of amazed at the things that outfit has been working on to be honest.” Leaning back in his seat the horse boy pulled his lover into his lap as he said, “pretty sure they can get close enough to make you wiggle and giggle all night.”

“I don’t think that there would need to be a lot to do that.”  She said smiling and snuggling against her lover.  “I mean I have you and you make me wiggle and giggle a lot now, and I’m sure that you could last all night…..just need some sugar or coffee.”  She said snickering a little.

“So sweet cheeks, what’s the plan for the rest of the afternoon?” Randy asked as he leaned in and began to softly nibble on the merret’s neck.

“Well I’m for anything.”  She said smiling and tilting her head to the side.  “Hanging out in the back of this little place…..paw someplace naughty, or maybe we go hit up a bar...I found one with an interesting name.”  She said with a little snicker.

“Oh?” the equine said quizzically “If it’s got you snickering I just have to hear about this place.”

“Yeah…...it’s called the Goose’s Cunny.”  She said smiling.  “I don’t think that it’s anything pervy….it looks like it has good food and drink.”  She said slipping from his lap and holding her hand out.  “Shall we get some dinner and talk about things and stuff?”

“Sounds like a plan to me hot stuff,” Randy said taking his girlfriend's hand and getting to his hooves. Pulling her in tighter, his paws dropping to grope her shapely rear he said, “just save room for dessert sweet lips, we can annoy the hell out of that crazy woman above your cabin again.”

Having lead her lover to the small bar, smiling up at the sign.  “I still think that this is somehow pervy.”  May said as she tugged her lover into the bar and looking around.

The inside of the bar was made up to look like something that you would have walked into in the middle ages.  Decorative swords and animal trophies hung on the walls, the table and booths made of wood and sporting a well weathered look, one might even think that the seats were stuffed with straw.

“Welcome to the Cunny of the Goose. Ya looking to get something ta eat or ta get sloshed?”  A voice called out to them, a white wolf female said as she walked up to them.

“Well…..a little of both.”  May said smiling and snickering a little as she nudged her lover.  “If you could, a booth in the back.”  She said with a little wink.

“Ay, a pair of lovers.”  The hostess said smiling.  “Ma name be Triss.”  She said as she started leading them to the back of the bar.  “Ya two airn’t runaways are you?  Hiding ya love away from ya ma and pa?”  She asked never seeming to drop character.  “Dun worry, I’ll make sure ya get a ‘eads up when the guards come lookin for ya.”

“Well we’ve been found out.”  May said smiling and slipping into the booth.  “I don’t think they would be sending a hunt out this far.”  She said as her lover joined her.

“Well if they do show up, we ‘ave a few of the more rowdy that would love a good bar fight….ya slip out in the chaos, like ya were never ‘ere.”  Triss said smiling as she handed them the menu.  “I’ll be back in a few to see what I can get that lazy cook ta fix ya.”  She said as she walked off.

“Let’s have a look at what they offer up for eats,” Randy said before leaning over to whisper into his lover’s ear, “because I already know what’s on the menu for dessert.”
                        
“A little bit of merrett and whipped cream, maybe some strawberries on the side.”  She said with a snicker, before planting a kiss on his cheek and opening the menu for them to look at.  “It looks like they have just about everything.”  She said looking at the list of food on the menu, that contained everything from roast pig to a few kinds of roasted pheasants and the like, even having stuff for the more vegetable minded.

“Hmmm, well the meal is going to be the tougher choice,” Randy said looking the menu options over. “I love the entre names though.”







Starstruck lover snacks

Without warning there was a knock at the door of the two lover’s room, followed shortly by a voice.  “Room service.”

“I didn’t order anything…..did you?”  Hana asked looked up to her lover that she was snuggled up to.  “Awwww you ordered us a little dessert while I was in the bathroom, you big goof.”  She said smiling and kissing him.

“Can’t take credit for whatever it is this time sweet lips,” the horse boy said gently untangling himself from his lover. “But honestly with your mom and aunt, and my family, I’m almost a little worried about what kind of things they might be pulling.”

“I don’t think that they would be that mean…..I mean I don’t think that they would go to the point of sending us treats and lacing them with laxatives.”  She said with a little snicker, carefully sliding off the edge of the bed and wrapping in the blanket.  “Well let’s go see what they did to us.”

“You’re probably right,” Zeus said getting to his hooves and grabbing the bath sheet he had worn out of the bathroom after their quick shower. Wrapping it around his waist and tucking the end into place he said, “I’m more worried about the things they would do to try to embarrass us. I mean honestly I half expect Randy, or Shannon, or hell dad to pull some kind of weird shit just to give us a hard time.”

“True.”  Hana said getting to the door.  “Who's it from?”  She asked as she unlocked the door and pulled it open a bit, peaking out at the ships worker with the covered cart.

“From a Miss. Shannon, a little gift to her brother and his soon to be wife.”  The male ferret said standing there, smiling at her.  “Rather sweet of her I would say.”

“Maybe, but knowing her I’m still just a little suspicious. She’s still a little pissed over me not telling her about getting my ass whopped before she met you,” the equine boy said eyeing the tray on the small cart the ferret stood behind.

“Well if you're thinking that she might have laced it with laxatives.  She hasn’t, this came right from the kitchen, and we do not do that sort of thing no matter how much we are offered in a form of a bribe.”  The ferret said, keeping the same cool, calm voice and attitude.

“That’s good to know,” Zeus said coming up behind his soon to be bride. “So do you need to come in and set anything up or are we good just taking the tray from here or what?”

“No sir, just have to wheel this in and then you two do with it as you wish.”  He said turning in place and moving the cart to the door before bringing it in.  “Thank you two, and no tip, Miss. Shannon took care of that.”  He said as he turned and left, pulling the door closed.

“Ummmm.  I will let you be the one that lifts the lid on this one.”  Hana said as she looked at the cart.

“Okay….’” the horse boy said, trailing off as his paw reached out for the small handle of the domed cover on the tray. As he lifted it slightly he muttered, “so far so good, nothing shocked me or exploded.” Continuing to lift the domed lid, rolling it over more than lifting straight up he muttered, “what the fuck?” when he saw two white boxes, ribbons tied around them into bows at the top. A small card on each on with each of their names on one of them.

“Ok, now I’m a little more worried.”  Hana said reaching out and poking at the box that had her name on it.  “Well…..If something happens…..I will come back and haunt her or some shit.”  She said as she picked up the box and slowly pulled the ribbon off of it before opening the box.  “Ok.”  Hana said tilting her head a little bit.  “I think that they got something wrong with this.”  She said tilting the box to her lover so that he could see the contents, “it’s two boxes of sugar cubes and some little bags of sliced apples.  I mean I know that you horses like this stuff.”

His eyes going wide at the sight of his most favorite treats Zeus snapped up the other box. Unceremoniously ripping off the ribbon he nearly tore off the top opening it to reveal a small jar of peanut butter, what he would consider a snack sized bag of something and what he thought at first was a beginners sized butt plug. “No…” the equine boy said as an almost evil grin began to spread across his face. “She did this shit very much on purpose. And from the look of this box, she got a few pointers from either your mother, or that crazyass aunt of yours.”

“Yeah….I’m sure that Shanoa had something to do with this one.”  Hana said looking into the box.  “We need to find some catnip…..Recreate that christmas eve.”  She said with a snicker, looking into the box a little more.  “At the least it’s not all bad….she got us something naughty to play with.”  She said reaching in and pulling out the ‘toy’.  “Oh fuck her!’  Hana said in a huffy bark.  “Take it and hide it now!”  She said shoving it into Zeus’ hands.

Turning the toy over in his hand Zeus asked, “why the hell would a thing like this have a hole in it?” Holding it up by the smaller end he added, “a knob or handle I can understand. But a plug with a hole in it? What the fuck is up with that?”

“It’s not a toy in the….adult since…..it’s a….kong.”  She said looking at it.  “Something that anthros would give feral dogs to keep them happy and busy…..the hole is for treats or peanut butter.”  She said setting the box of sugar cubes and apples down.  “I’m so getting her back…..catnip everything……”

“Oh… okay,” Zeus said turning towards the bathroom. “Let me just take care of this then.” As he walked away from his lover he looked into the box again. With the ‘toy’ removed from it he could see that the small bag was actually a snack sized portion of the yummy chummies her mother had been talking about earlier. He walked away into the bathroom, returning a few moments later with one paw behind his back.  “So if that thing was a toy for feral dogs sweet lips…. why did you want me to hide it?”

“Well, let me channel Shanoa for this.”  She said shaking her head.  “Evolution is an amazing thing, but not without its flaws, one of them being that some traits have remained ingrained in anthros, from their feral predecessors.  Dogs have kongs, peanut butter, howling and things like that, horses would be sugar cubes, apples, shit like that.”  She said shaking her head again.  “I heard her give that speech too many times.”

“Okay, I think I understand that a little better now. Sure I get a little crazy over sugar cubes and apples, but it not like I’d go all weird or something. Though I can think of some kinky stuff to do with the stuff in the box Shannon sent you, and with the peanut butter too. But I’m still kind of lost on why this needs to be hidden,” he said pulling his paw from behind him and tossing the odd toy thing into the air towards the center of the room as if it had slipped from his hand.

The whole time that the horse was tossing the kong up and down, Hana’s eyes never left it, the moment that it went off course she flinched as if she wanted to go after it.  “Honey…..you’re an ass.”  She said with a huff, her eyes closed, she stood like this for a few moments before pouncing the toy and starting to gnaw on it, like a puppy.

With a soft whiney Zeus watched his lover gnawing on the chew toy for a few moments before he said, “well at least now I understand why you wanted it hidden. Well if it’s any consolation sweetie, I did put a little something in it for you.”

Stopping her gnawing for a moment to look up at her teasing lover, “you know.”  She said pausing a moment.  “I have kicked your ass once….I can do it again.”  Hana said before going back to the puppy toy and trying to get at what was inside of it.

“Hey, at least I’m not standing here taking pictures like your mom or aunt would be sweetie,” the horse boy replied with his paws in front of him defensively..

“Oh I know.”  She said, now on her back holding the toy.  “Other wise we would be fishing you and the camera out of the ocean.”  She said muttering something about love before going back to getting at the treats in the kong.

Zeus walked over and knelt beside his girlfriend. “Love you too,” he said leaning down and kissing her on the cheek. “I know I’m going to pay for this, but you’re kind of cute lying there with that thing babe.”

“Yes…..you forget there are apples and sugar cubes.”  She said managing to set the toy to the side, getting up and going over to the box.  “Oooooh the things that I could do.”  She said opening one of the boxes and picking one of the sweet cubes out.  “Sooo many things.”  She said as she slowly licked the side of the cube as she walked over to him.  “Like this.”  She said before popping it into her muzzle and pulling him into a deep kiss, pushing the cube into his muzzle and breaking the kiss.

The instant his lover pulled away from his lips Zeus started shaking his head up and down wildly, rolling the sweet treat around in his mouth and wickering. A few moments later, as the last of the treat dissolved in his muzzle he looked at her sheepishly and said, “sweetest kiss I’ve ever had.”

“Well consider that a little tease.”  She said smiling, “cause I am sure that I can come up with a lot more fun things to do with some sugar cubes and apples.”  She said licking her lips and smiling.

Touching the end of his muzzle to hers the equine boy replied, “I have no doubt that you can sweet cheeks. I bet if I think about it I can come up with a few fun and interesting things to do with that chew toy and some peanut butter too.” Wrapping her in his arms a little tighter he added, “and maybe a few other sweet tasty things as well.”

“That sounds kinky.”  Hana said smiling and snickering a little, “and knowing you it's going to be something fun.”  She said resting her arms on his shoulder.  “I also have the feeling that some of the things are going to be messy.”  She said with a little wink.

“Not any more so than things already get with us hot stuff,” Zeus said as a grin spread across his face. “Though we might want to stock up on fur shampoo just in case, probably gonna be a good thing my sexy puppy likes taking a bath.”

“Oh yes…..And there is a fur shampoo that I need to see if they have it on the ship….I’m sure that you will love it too.”  She said smiling and giggling a little.  “I think that’s what I’m going to do tomorrow, hit up the shops and work on a little surprise for you.”

“Oh?” the horse boy asked raising an eyebrow at her comment. “Okay, well maybe I should see about a little something special for my lover too.  Tell ya what sexy, let’s do it this way. Tomorrow morning we split up to get our surprises in the works or whatever, then we meet up at the internet cafe and go get something to eat. How’s that sound?”

“That works just perfectly for me.”  She said smiling and leaning in to plant another kiss on her lover’s lips.  “I’m sure that you will just want to eat me right up tomorrow.”

Licking his lips after the kiss, a faint taste of sugar still on her lips Zeus replied, “you mean more than I usually do?” Lifting the puppy girl from her foot-paws and slowly making his way towards their bed he added, “maybe I should just make use of my silver tongue and show you again how much I like to eat you up.”

“Oh yes.  Really going to put that silver tongue to work.”  She said smiling as she was taken to the bed.  “I think that we might need to warm you up a little….wouldn’t want you pulling something tomorrow.”  She said with a little wink.

“That’s one workout that might leave me tired but it’s soooo worth the time and effort,” he said crawling up the bed on his knees, his lover wrapped in his arms. Leaning forward and laying her on the bed, her head resting on the big fluffy pillows he whispered, “besides, you’re the best, sweetest treat this horse could ever want,” before he leaned closer and began to nip and nibble softly on her neck.

“Maybe the little joke that the two are trying to pull isn’t too bad.”  Hana said smiling and snickering a little, wiggling a bit as she felt her lover nipping and nibbling on her.  “I wonder.”  She whispered as she picked up one of the bags of apple slices.  “I think that I need to try something out.”  She said opening the pack and waving one of the slices in front of her lover before setting it on her chest, right over her nipple.

“Mmmmmm,” Zeus murred kissing down his lover’s neck. “You are a hopeless tease my sexy puppy. Your nipples, heck all of you is already… simply  irresistible.” Lowering his muzzle, his lips hovering less than an inch from the apple slice perched over her diamond hard bud he added, “and that little treat is just too good to pass up.”

Shivering a little as she felt her lover’s breath on her chest she smiled.  “Such a sweet talker…..I wonder if it’s all those sugar cubes.”  She said with a little snicker, reaching into the little bag, pulling out two more of the apple slices.  “Then again, you are really sweet.”  She said as she sat one of the slices on her other nipple, the other one a little lower.

Licking his lips slowly he watched as Hana added another slice of the fruit to her other nipple, a third one a little lower , just below her modest breasts. “Sweet on you babe,” he whispered leaning in and gently plucking he lucios tid bit from her bud with his teeth, his lips wrapping around her tender nub and suckling tenderly. As he enjoyed the little treat he leaned up swallowing the tasty morsel before kissing his lover softly. “Mmmmmm,” your even more tasty sweet lips,” he said tilting his muzzle and kissing her again. “Now for your other little treat.”

“You and that silver tongue.”  She said smiling, letting out a little moan as she felt the tongue and lips teasing her nipple.  “Just wait.  I’m sure that I can think of some other things to do.”  Hana said as she reached out and stroked her lover’s cheek.  “I’m so lucky to have met you…..and have kicked your ass too.”

“Not half as lucky as I am sweety,” the palomino boy said as he ran his paws down her sides and around her waist. “I’d much rather do this,” he added as he groped and squeezed her firm rump, “it’s way more fun and I love the sounds you make. Especially when I do this,” he finished as his paws circled the base of her tail, rubbing and scritching one of more sensitive erogenous zones.

Letting out something like a squeak and a yip as she felt her lover’s paws teasing and playing with all of the right places at the base of her tail.  “Mmmmmh you cheater.”  She said panting a little, blushing dark as her tail and rump started wiggling around a little.  “You know what that spot does to me.”  She said with a little huff.

Leaning to the side a little he whispered into her ear, “yes I do. I love to feel you wiggling in my paws hot stuff,” Zeus kissed his way down her chest to the last of the apple slices. “You know, the apples really go well with the scent of your fur shampoo, you smell simply delicious.”

“You know…..I need to look into getting some apple scented shampoo or something.”  She said smiling and licking her lips.  “You know….all is fair in love and the bedroom.”  Hana said still wiggling a little more as her lover teased her and made his way down her body.  “Just wonder if you can keep your paws off of me when we are out in public.”

Taking the last little treat into his muzzle as his lover spoke Zeus grinned at her teasing words. “Only if I have to sexy, only if I have to,” he mumbled before continuing to kiss his lover’s body.

“Hehe.”  She shickered a little.  “I don’t mind you getting all touchy and all, I mean you are going to be my husband soon…..Others might not like it….never know with some prudes.”  She said smiling and moving her paws under lover, starting to rub and tease at his sheath.  “Just try not to get to excited with this big thing.”  She said with a wink.

“Never with you Hana, I’d hate myself if I did and hurt you in any way…” the equine boy said, a serious tone in his voice. “Not to mention that your mom, and maybe even that crazy aunt of yours would kill me.”

“Well I didn’t mean hurting me, I meant more getting a boner in the middle of a public place.”  She said with a little snicker.  “I know that you wouldn’t hurt me.”  Hana said smiling and reaching out, resting her paw on his cheek.  

“With you around there’s not a whole lot I can do about that part. You… just do things to me by just being close or touching me at all. Not that I’m complaining sweetie,” he said as he slipped lower, lying between her thighs and resting his chin on her belly.

“You know….that has to suck….then again….you giving me wet panties all the time.”  She said smiling and rubbing her lover on the bridge of his muzzle.  “I’m just going to have to stop wearing them sometime.”

“Like that’s going to help me not be sporting wood all day,” he nearly whimpered as he dipped his muzzle between her softly furred thighs, his tongue lolling out and gently stroking his lover’s slit.

“Oh someone likes the idea of me not wearing panties.”  She said with a little moan as she felt her lover’s tongue starting to tease her.  “Mmmmh just think….no panties and a skirt…..there might be a few things that we could get away with if you got a little too naughty.”  She said smiling down to her lover.

“Mmmhmm,” he muttered, his broad tongue starting to press between her outer labia and tickle along her delicate inner lips.

“Oooooooh.”  She let out a moan as she felt her lover’s tongue starting to tease her more and more.  “I think that we will have to get you into a kilt or something…...easy access for me too.”  She said as her paws started rubbing against her lover’s ears.

“Not at school,” he said pulling his lips and tongue from her damp treasure for a moment. “But we can maybe talk about it,” he added pressing his lips to her nethers again, his tongue slipping inside a little and wiggling around.

“Awwww.”  She said with a little huff.  “You know that you would rock one.”  She said smiling, letting out a moan as she felt the tongue slipping into her depths.  “But…..I think that we can work something out.”  She said wiggling and lifting her hips a little.


The palomino whickered softly, his tongue working it’s way deeper into her core. He let out a happy snort through his nose, his hot breath bathing his lover’s swollen clit in it’s warmth. Teasing her, rubbing his appendage over her sensitive spots he rolled his upper lip back a little grazing over the throbbing nub with his flat, dull front teeth.









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