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Thank you as well to [url=https://www.furaffinity.net/user/unsavoryrepute]Unsavory Repute[/url] for editing!\n\nPlease favorite Duhad's post here: [url=https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53387268/]https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53387268/[/url]\n\n\n\nTexting Rexy 2: Roadside Blues\n\n\nReggie took in a deep breath, then let it out, her enormous, gravid belly rising and falling with the act. “Alright…” She muttered under her breath. “I can do this… I got this…” She took another deep breath and then with an effort, pushed her head through the open bottom of the oversized t-shirt which had been fitted around the specially made harness she used to keep her various accessories from falling off herself.\n\n“Hey, Reg?” Jack called, the man poking his head into the barn. “We’re about to open for the day! You ready, pal?” \n\n“Just about…” Reggie grumbled, pushing her tiny arms through the shirt's sleeves. “GOT IT!”\n\n“Great!” Jack grinned. “You look perfect, really on brand! Just don’t forget your hat!”\n\nReggie sighed, bowing her head and bumping the raised shelf above her, knocking loose the pink cap with the words, ‘Star Attraction’ which fell neatly on top of her head. It was a stylish trick, one she had learned to master and one she still resented.\n\nStar attraction…\n\nShe hadn’t ever asked to be any sort of attraction, star or otherwise and still felt a burning shame every time gawking tourists and slack jawed onlookers snapped pictures of her. Sure, she was a T-Rex, a living, breathing dinosaur and yes, she was able to talk and maintain a sense of civility when people touched her or paid to climb up on her back, BUT was that really such an impressive thing? Couldn’t people just get bored of her already and piss off to obsess over some OTHER minor celebrity? \n\n\n\n\nOf course that would come with its own problems, her diet as a tyrannosaur was far, FAR more expensive then it had been as a human man, but… It REALLY was degrading to have to make her living by just being note-worthy. And it didn’t help that Jack, her former roommate turned handler, had found that by leaning into spectacle and camp, attendance and profits went up. Hence her shirt, the pastel pink monstrosity emblazoned with the logo for “BIG JACK’S T-REX WORLD”. \n\n“One of these days…” Reggie muttered darkly. “One of these days I’m going to go FULL Jurassic Park on these people…”\n\n“What was that?” Jack asked, poking his head back into the barn.\n\n“Nothing.” Reggie grunted, grabbing a large mug of lukewarm coffee with a small claw like device. “Just psyching myself up for the show.” She raised the mug to her lips, scowling bitterly at the ‘#1 MOM’ printed on its side. “Feels like it's going to be an early lay today.” \n\n“Crap…” Jack sighed. “Well mornings aren't the best time for events, but when you gotta go, you gotta go right?”\n\n“Yes.” Reggie snorted, feeling the growing eggs inside of her beginning their daily journey towards her cloaca. “So unless you want to let me have the small dignity of NOT laying a clutch of eggs in front of a hoard of people…”\n\n“No no, an early morning show still beats no show at all!” Jack shook his head. “Alright, well let's go give the people what they want!” \n\n“Yay, people.” Reggie finished her coffee and then with one last sigh, followed Jack out of the barn and into the warm morning sun. For a single peaceful moment, Reggie enjoyed the pleasurable feeling of sunlight on her scales in blissful silence, then the first scream came.\n\n“MOMMY! MOMMY! LOOK! A DINOSAUR!”\n\nReggie turned to face the crowd forming just behind the fence separating her barn and the land around it from the rest of the farm which had long since been converted into a sort of makeshift permanent fairground. There, the early arrivals who had been till now waiting impatiently while eating overpriced soft pretzels and drinking from t-rex themed soda bottles rushed to get the best view they could, screaming and pointing as if most of them were not instantly recognizable as regulars.\n\nThe damn people never seemed to get bored of her and if Jack could be believed, several of them had moved into town just to be able to see her more or less daily. Under other circumstances that might have been flattering, but for Reggie, it mostly just made life that little bit more inconvenient. She couldn’t go into town anymore without people acting like she was putting on a mobile show and that, combined with animal control shadowing her every oversized footstep had made life inside of her barn increasingly appealing.\n\n“I GOT A RIDE TICKET!” Someone from the crowd screeched. “WHEN DO WE GET TO RIDE HER!?”\n\nJack smiled, stepping out in front of Reggie and spreading his arms wide to give the people a good view of his overpriced, overly colorful suit. He looked like a clown to Reggie, but the people never failed to eat up his Barnum-esc antics.\n\n“Good people!” Jack called. “There will be plenty of time for pictures, rides and petting soon! And don’t forget that we have a whole petting zoo of baby rex’s that will be opening just as soon as the little ones get a little bigger, but…” He turned flashing Reggie a toothy smile which the rex merely snorted at. “FIRST! Our world famous, record setting, bad mama Rexy has a very special show for you all!”\n\n“Eat a dick.” Reggie grumbled, quietly enough for the crowd not to hear.\n\n“If that’s what the people wanted.” Jack winked. “Go on man, do your thing!”\n\nReggie let out a deep, long suffering sigh and turned, presenting first the back of her shirt, not so coincidentally identical to the one Jack’s employees had begun offering to the crowd at a substantial mark up, and then lifted her tail.\n\n“SHE’S GOING TO DO THE THING!” A woman screamed in delight. “WATCH! WATCH! THIS IS THE BEST PART!”\n\n“Where the hell do these people come from…” Reggie wondered aloud before clenching her enormous jaws as the pressure under her tail grew and grew till the tip of a mottled white egg poked from her, followed inch by inch by the rest of the football sized egg. She knelt slightly, letting the egg fall gently into the padded, velvet lined nest Jack had bought her. \n\nThe crowd roared their approval and began to clap wildly as Reggie rolled her eyes. As a man, laying eggs had NEVER been something he had even considered in his old life and it had been one of the more dramatic changes she had had to adjust to. At first she had thought and hoped that since her first clutch had been the result of a magical spell and she lacked a male tyrannosaur to mate with, even if she had wanted something like that, that it would have been a one time occurrence. An embarrassing, humiliating, emasculating memory to bury deep, DEEP in her subconscious mind… However the spell, it seemed, had been more powerful then she realized and so not only had daily laying been added to her ever growing list of things to adjust to, but the eggs she laid had proved to all be very much fertilized. \n\nThe Fish and Wildlife people had just [i]loved [/i]that…\n\nSo not only had she and Jack been slapped with fines for the house they destroyed, the damage to the city their escape to the country had inflicted, but also ongoing penalties for ‘breeding’ invasive wildlife… And to add insult to injury, they had also given Jack a fine for ‘owning a dangerous pet within city limits’. That had pushed them over the line from being able to feed Reggie on the money they might have made running the farm normally into needing an additional source of revenue and thus, to her current predicament. \n\nAll of this ran through Reggie’s mind as she tried not to put too much thought into the eggs which she pushed out of her body, one after another. \n\nIt wasn’t even that the laying was so bad, objectively speaking anyway. Certainly she wouldn’t do it if given the choice, but… It wasn’t entirely unpleasant and if she had just been able to quietly lay in peace she might have even found a way to make peace with the whole thing. However, as with everything else in her life these days, money had stepped in and complicated everything.\n\n“And that’s the last of them folks!” Jack declared as Reggie slowly stepped away from the nest and took a moment to rest, kneeling onto the ground and pressing her massive head into the damp, dew covered grass. “As always, a small number of eggs will be sold along with hatched shell fragments and framed photos of all Rexy’s adorable hatchlings in the gift shop!” \n\n“Give me five.” Reggie hissed as Jack walked over, helping to set her cap back in place as he slowly tipped forward and off her head. “I need a breather before we do ‘dino-back rides.’”\n\n“I’ll give you ten.” Jack replied. “Someones here to see you and I told her I’d let you talk before we open up the pen.”\n\n“Not another VIP…” Reggie groaned. “Alright, fine, what’s the birthday girl's name?”\n\n“Wendy, but don’t worry about singing, it's not my birthday.” A woman laughed, stepping out from around Jack and giving Reggie a nervous smile. “Hey King Reg, how’s it going?” \n\nReggie’s eyes narrowed, then widened. “Witchy Woman?”\n\n“In the flesh.” Wendy waved her hands awkwardly. “Hey, you look… Good.” \n\n“Oh thank god…” Reggie sighed. “This nightmare is FINALLY OVER! I could kiss you, seriously you have NO idea how much of a mess this whole thing has been!”\n\n“Really?” Wendy asked, eyes darting about as she fidgeted with her hands. “It seems really… Nice here? You have a big barn and lots of fans and Jack seems cool… I saw a billboard with your face on it, that’s pretty amazing! I don’t know anyone who has a billboard…”\n\nReggie snorted. “Are you kidding!? I’m a one man tourist trap! I’m legging eggs DAILY and wearing pink novelty shirts to help my jackass roommate sell crap to idiots!”\n\n“Ouch…” Jack frowned. “Come on man, I’m trying to help! A whole bunch of zoos offered big bucks on top of eating all our fines, but did I take it? No man, I’m TRYING to help you! But I guess be a huge dick about it…” He turned and walked off, grumbling under his breath. \n\n“Whatever, it's over anyway…” Reggie grunted. “Anyway, Witchy, you did this to me and you said it was only permanent if you couldn’t be connected to me to cast the reversal spell, so great! You're here! Let's see the reversal magic! Chop chop!” \n\n“Ya about that…” Wendy took a step back. “I think my words were ‘don’t log off or else it's permanent’, cus… There was a window of time I needed to undo the spell and that was months ago so…” \n\n“So?” Reggie asked, her voice frigid. \n\n“So maybe be nice to your friend and apologize if you don’t want to end up in a zoo?” Wendy suggested, taking another quick step back. “Also I was going to ask if you wanted to stay in touch and do more role playing cus we kinda hit it off really well, but I think I should probably go. Yeah sorry, this was a mistake, uhhhh loved the show BYE!”\n\n“HEY!” Reggie growled, rising to her feet, but Wendy was already running towards the fence, pausing only a moment by the nest to grab an egg. “HEY! WHAT THE HELL!? GET BACK HERE!” \n\n“SORRY!” Wendy shouted, clutching the egg as she took off again, leaping over the fence. “Jack said I could take a souvenir! ALRIGHT CHECK BACK LATER WHEN YOU’RE LESS MAD!” \n\nReggie stomped forward, but already Wendy had vanished into the crowd, disappearing from sight even as Jack, apparently having cooled down, returned to address the crowd.\n\n“Alright folks, sorry for all that, just a little drama. Uh, we are going to delay the rides by thirty minutes for everyone's safety, but then we should be ready to resume business as usual!” He looked over his shoulder and gave Reggie a pointed look. “Rexy and I are just going to have a quick chat in her barn. Sorry again for the delay folks, but we will be back to normal soon!”\n\nReggie sighed and turned back to the barn. She knew she was going to get an earful from Jack and she’d probably end up having to figure out if she would ever want to talk to Wendy again now… But all of that were problems she’d have to deal with later.\n\nFor now she just needed a beer and a nap.\n\nThe ‘Star Attraction’ at least deserved that much.\n\n[url=http://www.postybirb.com]Posted using PostyBirb[/url]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "The follow-up image to this piece. Thank you once again to Duhad for collaborating with me on these two pieces, this had been an absolute blast and a pleasure to draw. Thank you as well to Unsavory Repute for editing!

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Texting Rexy 2: Roadside Blues


Reggie took in a deep breath, then let it out, her enormous, gravid belly rising and falling with the act. “Alright…” She muttered under her breath. “I can do this… I got this…” She took another deep breath and then with an effort, pushed her head through the open bottom of the oversized t-shirt which had been fitted around the specially made harness she used to keep her various accessories from falling off herself.

“Hey, Reg?” Jack called, the man poking his head into the barn. “We’re about to open for the day! You ready, pal?”

“Just about…” Reggie grumbled, pushing her tiny arms through the shirt's sleeves. “GOT IT!”

“Great!” Jack grinned. “You look perfect, really on brand! Just don’t forget your hat!”

Reggie sighed, bowing her head and bumping the raised shelf above her, knocking loose the pink cap with the words, ‘Star Attraction’ which fell neatly on top of her head. It was a stylish trick, one she had learned to master and one she still resented.

Star attraction…

She hadn’t ever asked to be any sort of attraction, star or otherwise and still felt a burning shame every time gawking tourists and slack jawed onlookers snapped pictures of her. Sure, she was a T-Rex, a living, breathing dinosaur and yes, she was able to talk and maintain a sense of civility when people touched her or paid to climb up on her back, BUT was that really such an impressive thing? Couldn’t people just get bored of her already and piss off to obsess over some OTHER minor celebrity?




Of course that would come with its own problems, her diet as a tyrannosaur was far, FAR more expensive then it had been as a human man, but… It REALLY was degrading to have to make her living by just being note-worthy. And it didn’t help that Jack, her former roommate turned handler, had found that by leaning into spectacle and camp, attendance and profits went up. Hence her shirt, the pastel pink monstrosity emblazoned with the logo for “BIG JACK’S T-REX WORLD”.

“One of these days…” Reggie muttered darkly. “One of these days I’m going to go FULL Jurassic Park on these people…”

“What was that?” Jack asked, poking his head back into the barn.

“Nothing.” Reggie grunted, grabbing a large mug of lukewarm coffee with a small claw like device. “Just psyching myself up for the show.” She raised the mug to her lips, scowling bitterly at the ‘#1 MOM’ printed on its side. “Feels like it's going to be an early lay today.”

“Crap…” Jack sighed. “Well mornings aren't the best time for events, but when you gotta go, you gotta go right?”

“Yes.” Reggie snorted, feeling the growing eggs inside of her beginning their daily journey towards her cloaca. “So unless you want to let me have the small dignity of NOT laying a clutch of eggs in front of a hoard of people…”

“No no, an early morning show still beats no show at all!” Jack shook his head. “Alright, well let's go give the people what they want!”

“Yay, people.” Reggie finished her coffee and then with one last sigh, followed Jack out of the barn and into the warm morning sun. For a single peaceful moment, Reggie enjoyed the pleasurable feeling of sunlight on her scales in blissful silence, then the first scream came.

“MOMMY! MOMMY! LOOK! A DINOSAUR!”

Reggie turned to face the crowd forming just behind the fence separating her barn and the land around it from the rest of the farm which had long since been converted into a sort of makeshift permanent fairground. There, the early arrivals who had been till now waiting impatiently while eating overpriced soft pretzels and drinking from t-rex themed soda bottles rushed to get the best view they could, screaming and pointing as if most of them were not instantly recognizable as regulars.

The damn people never seemed to get bored of her and if Jack could be believed, several of them had moved into town just to be able to see her more or less daily. Under other circumstances that might have been flattering, but for Reggie, it mostly just made life that little bit more inconvenient. She couldn’t go into town anymore without people acting like she was putting on a mobile show and that, combined with animal control shadowing her every oversized footstep had made life inside of her barn increasingly appealing.

“I GOT A RIDE TICKET!” Someone from the crowd screeched. “WHEN DO WE GET TO RIDE HER!?”

Jack smiled, stepping out in front of Reggie and spreading his arms wide to give the people a good view of his overpriced, overly colorful suit. He looked like a clown to Reggie, but the people never failed to eat up his Barnum-esc antics.

“Good people!” Jack called. “There will be plenty of time for pictures, rides and petting soon! And don’t forget that we have a whole petting zoo of baby rex’s that will be opening just as soon as the little ones get a little bigger, but…” He turned flashing Reggie a toothy smile which the rex merely snorted at. “FIRST! Our world famous, record setting, bad mama Rexy has a very special show for you all!”

“Eat a dick.” Reggie grumbled, quietly enough for the crowd not to hear.

“If that’s what the people wanted.” Jack winked. “Go on man, do your thing!”

Reggie let out a deep, long suffering sigh and turned, presenting first the back of her shirt, not so coincidentally identical to the one Jack’s employees had begun offering to the crowd at a substantial mark up, and then lifted her tail.

“SHE’S GOING TO DO THE THING!” A woman screamed in delight. “WATCH! WATCH! THIS IS THE BEST PART!”

“Where the hell do these people come from…” Reggie wondered aloud before clenching her enormous jaws as the pressure under her tail grew and grew till the tip of a mottled white egg poked from her, followed inch by inch by the rest of the football sized egg. She knelt slightly, letting the egg fall gently into the padded, velvet lined nest Jack had bought her.  

The crowd roared their approval and began to clap wildly as Reggie rolled her eyes. As a man, laying eggs had NEVER been something he had even considered in his old life and it had been one of the more dramatic changes she had had to adjust to. At first she had thought and hoped that since her first clutch had been the result of a magical spell and she lacked a male tyrannosaur to mate with, even if she had wanted something like that, that it would have been a one time occurrence. An embarrassing, humiliating, emasculating memory to bury deep, DEEP in her subconscious mind… However the spell, it seemed, had been more powerful then she realized and so not only had daily laying been added to her ever growing list of things to adjust to, but the eggs she laid had proved to all be very much fertilized.

The Fish and Wildlife people had just loved that…

So not only had she and Jack been slapped with fines for the house they destroyed, the damage to the city their escape to the country had inflicted, but also ongoing penalties for ‘breeding’ invasive wildlife… And to add insult to injury, they had also given Jack a fine for ‘owning a dangerous pet within city limits’. That had pushed them over the line from being able to feed Reggie on the money they might have made running the farm normally into needing an additional source of revenue and thus, to her current predicament.

All of this ran through Reggie’s mind as she tried not to put too much thought into the eggs which she pushed out of her body, one after another.

It wasn’t even that the laying was so bad, objectively speaking anyway. Certainly she wouldn’t do it if given the choice, but… It wasn’t entirely unpleasant and if she had just been able to quietly lay in peace she might have even found a way to make peace with the whole thing. However, as with everything else in her life these days, money had stepped in and complicated everything.

“And that’s the last of them folks!” Jack declared as Reggie slowly stepped away from the nest and took a moment to rest, kneeling onto the ground and pressing her massive head into the damp, dew covered grass. “As always, a small number of eggs will be sold along with hatched shell fragments and framed photos of all Rexy’s adorable hatchlings in the gift shop!”

“Give me five.” Reggie hissed as Jack walked over, helping to set her cap back in place as he slowly tipped forward and off her head. “I need a breather before we do ‘dino-back rides.’”

“I’ll give you ten.” Jack replied. “Someones here to see you and I told her I’d let you talk before we open up the pen.”

“Not another VIP…” Reggie groaned. “Alright, fine, what’s the birthday girl's name?”

“Wendy, but don’t worry about singing, it's not my birthday.” A woman laughed, stepping out from around Jack and giving Reggie a nervous smile. “Hey King Reg, how’s it going?”

Reggie’s eyes narrowed, then widened. “Witchy Woman?”

“In the flesh.” Wendy waved her hands awkwardly. “Hey, you look… Good.”

“Oh thank god…” Reggie sighed. “This nightmare is FINALLY OVER! I could kiss you, seriously you have NO idea how much of a mess this whole thing has been!”

“Really?” Wendy asked, eyes darting about as she fidgeted with her hands. “It seems really… Nice here? You have a big barn and lots of fans and Jack seems cool… I saw a billboard with your face on it, that’s pretty amazing! I don’t know anyone who has a billboard…”

Reggie snorted. “Are you kidding!? I’m a one man tourist trap! I’m legging eggs DAILY and wearing pink novelty shirts to help my jackass roommate sell crap to idiots!”

“Ouch…” Jack frowned. “Come on man, I’m trying to help! A whole bunch of zoos offered big bucks on top of eating all our fines, but did I take it? No man, I’m TRYING to help you! But I guess be a huge dick about it…” He turned and walked off, grumbling under his breath.

“Whatever, it's over anyway…” Reggie grunted. “Anyway, Witchy, you did this to me and you said it was only permanent if you couldn’t be connected to me to cast the reversal spell, so great! You're here! Let's see the reversal magic! Chop chop!”

“Ya about that…” Wendy took a step back. “I think my words were ‘don’t log off or else it's permanent’, cus… There was a window of time I needed to undo the spell and that was months ago so…”

“So?” Reggie asked, her voice frigid.

“So maybe be nice to your friend and apologize if you don’t want to end up in a zoo?” Wendy suggested, taking another quick step back. “Also I was going to ask if you wanted to stay in touch and do more role playing cus we kinda hit it off really well, but I think I should probably go. Yeah sorry, this was a mistake, uhhhh loved the show BYE!”

“HEY!” Reggie growled, rising to her feet, but Wendy was already running towards the fence, pausing only a moment by the nest to grab an egg. “HEY! WHAT THE HELL!? GET BACK HERE!”

“SORRY!” Wendy shouted, clutching the egg as she took off again, leaping over the fence. “Jack said I could take a souvenir! ALRIGHT CHECK BACK LATER WHEN YOU’RE LESS MAD!”

Reggie stomped forward, but already Wendy had vanished into the crowd, disappearing from sight even as Jack, apparently having cooled down, returned to address the crowd.

“Alright folks, sorry for all that, just a little drama. Uh, we are going to delay the rides by thirty minutes for everyone's safety, but then we should be ready to resume business as usual!” He looked over his shoulder and gave Reggie a pointed look. “Rexy and I are just going to have a quick chat in her barn. Sorry again for the delay folks, but we will be back to normal soon!”

Reggie sighed and turned back to the barn. She knew she was going to get an earful from Jack and she’d probably end up having to figure out if she would ever want to talk to Wendy again now… But all of that were problems she’d have to deal with later.

For now she just needed a beer and a nap.

The ‘Star Attraction’ at least deserved that much.

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