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As you may all know, I am always looking for folks to help indulge my rex lust and goddamn am I proud of how this collab has turned out! Thank you to [url=https://www.furaffinity.net/user/unsavoryrepute/]UnsavoryRepute[/url] for editing! \n\n-\n\n[b]Texting Rexy:[/b]\n\nReggie glanced carefully about, checking that the window blinds had been closed and his bedroom door locked before sliding into his chair, waking his computer with a flick of the mouse. \n\n“Okay, got a couple hours before Jack gets home…” He opened Chrome and then his bookmarks, searching out an inconspicuous link he had saved as ‘Chat’. “Let's see if this place is everything it's cracked up to be…” \n\nHis monitor flashed pink as the page loaded, a garish website appealing on his screen, its geocities style front page emblazoned with the sparkling gif title, ‘WHEEL OF TRANSFORMATIONS!’ Despite the flashy name and a second gif under it, this one of a spinning game show wheel, the far less eye watering text under the gifs explained more clearly that the site was host to a text chat. One which would randomly hook its users up with others for transformation themed roleplays, and with an option to bail on a match that simply wasn’t working out in favor of finding another that might be a better fit.\n\nIt was a hell of a system, perfect for someone like Reggie who had all but given up trying to find good transformation roleplay partners through the normal means. If people weren't begging to just be transformed into their very specific kink and unwilling to even THINK about trying to be on the giving end, they were sitting back and posting half sentence replies to every paragraph Reggie wrote out. \n\nOf course, he was fully prepared to have to spend the majority of his time sifting through bad matches, but even a single solid hit would be fun and with luck, he might even snag a Discord ID for someone worth playing with in future! \n\nA few button presses and a disposable name later and ‘King_Reg’ was in and matching.\n\nAs he had suspected, it was not long before Reggie was falling into a zen like stupor, names and matches flashing before his eyes, some waiting long enough for him to pass on them when they failed to catch his interest, others moving on themselves the moment they saw his name and realized they wouldn’t be playing with a hot girl. That of course had been intentional, the ‘King’ in his username saving him both time and reducing the number of homophobic slurs he received.\n\nThen, out of the blue, a hit.\n\nWitchy_Woman: Hey King, love the name, makes me want to take away your crown and ‘royal scepter’. Sound like fun?\n\nReggie grinned, this was DEFINITELY what he was looking for! A dommy partner looking to TF him and a lady to boot! Not that he would turn his nose up if another guy were to hit the right notes, but being a straight, cis man, Reggie was happy to not have the niggling questions about his sexuality crawling back up from the dark corners of his mind.\n\nKing_Reg: It does, though I’m sure I don’t know what you mean… Are you threatening the king? ;)\n\nIt was an awkward segue, Reggie knew, but it worked - Witchy seemed as eager to match with a solid partner as he was and before long the two were going back and forth on a generic, but exciting story about an evil witch and a foolish king.\n\nToo soon however the RP came to a natural end, however, unwilling to end things just yet, Reggie and Witchy began to chat, feeling one another out before committing to anything more serious. \n\nKing_Reg: So what other TFs do you like?\nWitchy_Woman: All sorts! Cows, dogs, fantasy races, sci-fi stuff, but best is fantasy! LOVE magic! In fact, I’m sort of a witch IRL! XD\nKing_Reg: You don’t say. :P \n\nReggie grimaced, Witchy was fun, but he knew a red flag when he saw one and ‘real life witch’ was definitely the sort of thing to look out for. People who claimed things like that tended to be impossible to talk to outside of play, refusing to draw clear lines between fantasy and reality online. They could still make for decent RP partners, but it was such a pain to try and schedule around someone who refused to drop the act when you needed to log off early or reschedule a session.\n\nWitchy_Woman: That’s right, I can even cast transformation spells! Want to see? ;)\n\nReggie sighed, ya, this was what he was worried about. He hovered over to the skip button, then hesitated. She was a good RP partner and even if she was weird, another round wouldn’t be so bad. Maybe this was just her way of segueing into it and after she was done, she’d actually be normal? Unlikely, but he was desperate for good RP so…\n\nKing_Reg: Go ahead, what kind of spell are you going to cast?\nWitchy_Woman: Well, since your a ‘king’, a ‘rex’ if you will, I think I know one that will be really fitting! Heh\n\nReggie frowned, he wasn’t much of a pun fan and the king-rex thing was a bit of a stretch. Once again he moved his mouse towards the next user button before something distracted him. His chair creaked as he shifted his weight, trying to relieve a sudden pressure which had begun to build out of his back. He tried to look back at himself, but found his neck oddly stiff and sluggish, his body feeling alien to him as the chair under him groaned in protest.\n\n“What the fuck…” Reggie winced, the pressure coming from his back was turning to pain and the room was acting strangely around him. It was as if he was slowly standing up, but without moving…\n\nWitchy_Woman: Is it working?\n\nReggie clicked back into the chat box, his hands feeling wrong as he did so, fingers stiff and arms awkwardly pushing into his chest. \n\nKing_Reg: What did you do?\nWitchy_Woman: YES! IT WORKED!\nKing_Reg: WHAT DID YOU DO!?!\nWitchy_Woman: I used a real life transformation spell!\n\nReggie groaned as he felt his body pushing forward, his nose flattening before his eyes. His face pushed outwards at the same time, but though he tried to focus on the changes, his vision swam and shifted, going from a clear view of what was directly in front of him to a sort of split view of either side of his head. \n\nAwkwardly he leaned forward, sighing as a tearing sound from behind him marked the end of the painful pressure on his rear. Looking back though he was not relieved in the slightest to see a massive, gray-brown tail flailing about behind the bent back of his office chair!\n\n“What the fuck is going on!?” Reggie gasped, not at all liking the way his voice came out in a grumbling growl, his large tongue flicking against sharp teeth as he formed words. “This can’t be real, this has to be some sort of dream or…” He looked back to the computer, it looked so far away now. Urgently he leaned forward, short arms scrabbling at the keyboard.\n\nKing_Reg: waht3 the fuck!!! This is crazy1 stgop it!!!111\nWitchy_Woman: LOL OMG THIS IS SO COOL!\n\nReggie roared his frustration, feeling a mix of anger and a shameful arousal at the situation he had been put into. The crazy woman had actually done it! He was ACTUALLY transforming! It was his most feverish, most unrealistic fantasy come to life and it was HORRIBLE! Being turned into an anthro animal or even a feral beast in a fictional setting was all well and good, but he was trapped in an increasingly tiny room as a prehistoric monster and worst of all… He was REALLY turned on and his stubby little arms couldn’t even come CLOSE to reaching his- he was sure - MASSIVE dino cock!\n\nKing_Reg: watfz the fcuk0\nWitchy_Woman: Okay, wow youre really struggling with the keyboard, aren't ya big girl? \n\nReggie felt his huge heart skip a beat.\n\nBig girl?\n\nHe looked back, but not being an expert on long extinct animals, could not tell much from the increasingly huge and scaly flank he was staring at. He next tried to look under his belly, but doing so caused his head to bump the desk and he quickly stopped. Between his legs he could feel a growing heat and something in his belly was starting to… Rumble and twist. He didn’t know what was going on, but whatever it was, he didn’t like it…\n\nKing_Reg: girl/\nWitchy_Woman: Ya, a girl! You know, just like in the RPs we were doing… I figured you’d like that. What, too much?\nKing_Reg: yhasxz111111111111111\n\nReggie groaned, his belly was DEFINITELY feeling weird now and it was getting to be almost impossible to reach the stupid keyboard with his stubby little t-rex arms.\n\nWitchy_Woman: Oh well… Your probably not going to love the OTHER thing I added to the spell, ‘mom’.\nKing_Reg: kpdPKFPKADFPK\n\nReggie roared in horror as he realized that his belly [i]WAS[/i] getting bigger and that the heavy feeling forming inside of him [i]WAS[/i] increasingly feeling like a series of large, oval eggs! Frantically, he leaned down again, trying as clearly as he could manage, only leaning on the last key as he finished his simple message. \n\nKing_Reg: fixxxxx\nWitchy_Woman: Don’t panic, of course I’ll fix it! It's not permanent! \nWitchy_Woman: Well, I mean it WOULD be if I wasn’t able to cast the reverse\nWitchy_Woman: So you know, don’t close the chat, okay?\nWitchy_Woman: Cus that would be bad. ;) \nKing_Reg: fixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\n\nReggie was on the edge of panic, his body had not stopped growing, though it was now at least starting to slow down. Still he was MASSIVE! Far too large for his apartment and with FAR too many eggs inside of him for a man not going for some sort of eating record!\n\nOnce again he leaned in, trying his best to balance on his new three toed feet as he frantically typed.\n\nKing_Reg: ffix npoow i am frewaking out111 feel liwk ewgga cominf111\nWitchy_Woman: Relax! I’m done teasing, just hold still for a little bit longer…\nKing_Reg: n9o11 npow\nKing_Reg: nn ow11111111\nKing_Reg: mnnnooow\n\nAs he continued to lash the keyboard with his tiny claws, Reggie’s huge body shifted, his thick feet unable to properly steady themselves on the hardwood. A moment later he was pitching forward, his titanic form slashing down with a sound like a falling tree! Behind him his long suffering chair screamed, metal bending and breaking as he tried to put his weight back down on it, the poor seat pitching him forward into the wall and his desk. There was a crash of wood, a screech of electricity and then Reggie was on the ground, the remains of his desk and computer smashed beneath him!\n\nFor a long, tense moment Reggie was frozen, his mind blank and swollen body still. The only sounds came from the sparking remains of his computer and the faint sound of traffic outside. Then he [i]roared[/i]! \n\n“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!” He thrashed his tail… Now, her tail, as the enormity of her situation sank in. “YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! How- Why- FUCK!”\n\nThe computer was destroyed, she had no way of getting it repaired, not in any reasonable amount of time and even IF she did her ONLY hope for reconnecting with ‘Witchy Woman’ again would be to mash through just about every user on the damn website and HOPE she could find her again! And that was assuming she hadn’t logged off or changed her name or ANYTHING ELSE!\n\nAnd if all of that wasn’t bad enough, which it was, it VERY MUCH WAS, she also could feel the eggs inside of her starting to shift and move, sliding into place for something she was far, FAR from ready to have to think about…\n\nAnd yet…\n\n-\n\nJack sighed as he pulled into the driveway, work had been a monster and his body felt just about ready to quit on him. All he wanted now was to get back inside, collapse onto his couch and PRAY his roommate hadn’t just spent all day jerking off to the weird transformation porn he was obsessed with and actually called the landlord about the leaky sink.\n\nSuddenly from within the apartment Jack heard a terrible, ear splitting roar!\n\nHe jumped involuntarily, almost smashing his head into the car roof as he tried to scramble out, feeling his heart hammering in his chest as he stared in bewilderment at his home. “What the hell was that…”\n\n“Whatever it is, it's in YOUR apartment!” His landlord barked, the mustachioed man looking as pale as a sheet as he ran towards the car. “I don’t know what kind of exotic pet you and that knucklehead roommate of yours have in there, but you need to get rid of it NOW!” \n\n“What?! We don’t have a pet!” Jack gasped, looking to the apartment as another roar filled the air. “It's probably some horrible escaped zoo animal! Call animal control!”\n\n“I DID!” His landlord bellowed. “THEY RAN SCREAMING! Now get in there and get rid of it NOW!” \n\nJack grumbled unhappily, but seeing as all of his worldly possessions, whatever was left of his roommate, and [i]his home[/i] were all inside the house, he had no choice but to square his shoulders and boldly creep towards the front door, heroically trying not to wet himself as the roaring continued from within.\n\n“I’m gonna die, I’m so going to die…” Jack slid the door open, shot one last reproachful look at his landlord and then slipped inside. Within, the roar came again, quieter this time and with a hint of what Jack certainly hoped was weariness. Whatever the monster was, it might fall asleep before he got within ‘bloody devouring’ range… \n\nHe reached the door to his apartment far sooner than Jack would have liked, but as the roaring had continued to quiet, he steeled his nerves, took in a deep breath and then pushed the door open as quietly as he could.\n\nThe very first thing Jack noticed upon entering the apartment was the smell, the hot, steamy, uncomfortably-aroused smell that seemed to fill the air and almost caused him to choke. He held his cough in though as the second thing he saw was the thick, scaled tail awkwardly jammed out of the door to his roommates room! Reggie had somehow managed to fit a truly MASSIVE gator into his room or… Something like that? It was so thick and large, it seemed impossible even for the most overgrown gator, even the ones that looked a bit like old school dinosaurs come back to life.\n\n“What the hell did you do Reggie…” Jack breathed, taking one careful step towards the tail.\n\n“JACK!?” A deep voice rumbled from his roommate’s room, causing Jack to once again leap up into the air. “JACK IS THAT YOU!?”\n\n“R-Reggie!?” Jack called back. “W-What the hell man!? This place has a NO PETS POLICY! WHY DID YOU BUY A FUCKING… DINOSAUR!?” \n\n“Oh…” The voice rumbled. “Well… I guess that’s one thing I don’t have to explain.”\n\n“What!?” Jack demanded, cautiously creeping forward, still nervous of the twitching tail sticking out into the hall. “What the fuck does that mean?” \n\n“What the hell do you think, asshole?” Reggie grumbled as Jack reached the tail and peered past it to the massive tyrannosaurus rex glaring at him from the splintered remains of Reggie’s desk. “Do I really need to spell it out?”\n\n“What… The… Fuck…” Jack asked, his head spinning as his vision wavered.\n\n“HEY! STAY AWAKE!” Reggie snapped, moving her tail to smack the unstable man. “I need someone to help me and those stupid animal control people ran away just because I was…” She blushed. “Uh, dealing with some stuff and… Got kinda loud.”\n\n“S-Stuff?” Jack asked, catching himself on the door frame before Reggie’s powerful tail could send him flying back down the hall. “What kind of… Was it dinosaur stuff?”\n\n“OF COURSE IT'S DINOSAUR STUFF!” Reggie roared, causing Jack to stagger back as the force of the sound hit him like a physical blow. “WHAT OTHER STUFF WOULD I BE DEALING WITH!?” \n\n“I-I don’t know!” Jack shouted, his ears ringing so badly he could hardly hear himself. “This is a lot to take in!”\n\n“It's a lot for YOU to take in!?” Reggie huffed, her face burning. “I got turned into a dinosaur and laid eggs, how do you think I feel!?” \n\n“Well I’m sure you-” Jack began, but stopped as Reggie’s words registered in his mind. “Wait… Eggs?”\n\n“Yeah… Eggs...” Reggie’s face burned even brighter as she nodded to a not so small pile of white, oval shaped eggs, still glistening in the light of the room's overhead lamp. “So, fucking… Don’t start with me on how this is a lot for [i]YOU[/i]! Okay?” \n\n“Uh… You…” Jack looked from the eggs, following a thin trail of shining fluid which led up his t-rex roommates thigh and to a slick slit between her thunder thighs. “Made these?”\n\n“Yes.” Reggie grumbled.\n\n“So you… Turned into a dinosaur…” Jack continued.\n\n“YES.” Reggie growled.\n\n“And… Fucked another dinosaur?” \n\n“What!?” Reggie was so shocked she forgot to roar. “Another- What!? No! Why- How would I find… There are no dinosaurs, dumbass!” \n\n[i]“You’re one!”[/i] Jack shouted.\n\n“I’m…” Reggie began, then frowned. “Okay FINE yes, I am a dinosaur, but I’m the ONLY dinosaur!”\n\n“Well what about all of[i] them?”[/i] Jack demanded, pointing to the eggs.\n\nReggie stared at her clutch, eyes widening as she seemed to register for the first time the full ramifications of what she had produced. “Oh fuck… These are all baby dinosaurs…” She looked up at Jack. “I’m gonna be a mother!?”\n\n“I mean… Arguably you are already?” Jack said. None of this made any sense and he had decided that whether this was real or some insane fever dream he might as well do his best to try and be the voice of reason. “Unless you want to make a REALLY big omelet?” \n\n“DUDE! THOSE ARE MY KIDS!” Jack gasped, then blushed. “I mean- EGGS! My eggs who are… Just… Eggs…” \n\n“Right…” Jack said slowly. “Well… The landlord says we need to get… Uh, you I guess out of here or else we are probably gonna get kicked out.”\n\n“Fuck…” Reggie grunted. “Well, I don’t think I fit this place anymore so I guess that’s sort of fine. But… Uh… What are we gonna do?” She swallowed. “I mean, what am I going to do, since… This is probably too much for you to deal with…”\n\n“Nah, I’m uh…” Jack shrugged. “Honestly I hate my job and if this isn’t a dream, it's the most insane and amazing thing I’ve ever seen and I am [i]not[/i] gonna be able to go back to filing paperwork after seeing this so…” He took a deep breath. “My family has a farm upstate, maybe… That might be big enough for you?”\n\n“Ugh, living in a barn?” Reggie frowned. “I guess I don’t have any other choice.”\n\n“Well given you probably need like, a TON of beef and we need to pay for all of that somehow, a farm is probably the best place for you.” Jack shrugged, patting the rex’s tail. “And we can maybe charge people to take pictures and ride you and your kids?”\n\n“DUDE I AM NOT A SIDESHOW ATTRACTION!” Reggie snapped. “And don’t even THINK about using my- Uh, the eggs… The baby… Whatever, the little dinos for that crap!”\n\n“Okay, okay, fair…” Jack rubbed his chin. “Well… You're big and strong, maybe you can help on the farm to pay for your upkeep?” \n\n“Ugh…” Reggie grumbled. “Fine… I can’t believe you want me to be a cowboy…”\n\n“Cowgirl.” Jack grinned. “Or… Cowdino?”\n\n“Shut the fuck up, Jack!” Reggie growled. “I can eat you, remember!” \n\n“And then you're gonna be stuck here till the zoo gets up enough courage to come and collect you.” Jack shrugged. “Like it or not, you're stuck with me. Now get up, I’m gonna grab a bag for your eggs. We should probably get out of here before the national guard gets called on us.” \n\n“Hmmmm…” Reggie grumbled. “I don’t think I can without breaking the walls.”\n\n“Dude…” Jack shook his head. “We’ve already lost the security deposit.” \n\n“Good point.” Reggie frowned, then with a powerful kick, knocked down the back wall. “ALRIGHT LET’S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!” \n\n“WAIT, I’M STILL GRABBING THE EGG BAG!” Jack shouted.\n\nAnd so, not long after, amidists a show of broken roof tiles and smashed drywall, Jack and Reggie, along with their eggs, rode out of the city and into folk legend.\n\n[b]The End[/b]\n\n[url=http://www.postybirb.com]Posted using PostyBirb[/url]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Thank you so so very much to Duhad for working with me on this collaboration, she is such a sweet person and an absolute pleasure to work with. As you may all know, I am always looking for folks to help indulge my rex lust and goddamn am I proud of how this collab has turned out! Thank you to UnsavoryRepute for editing!

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Texting Rexy:

Reggie glanced carefully about, checking that the window blinds had been closed and his bedroom door locked before sliding into his chair, waking his computer with a flick of the mouse.

“Okay, got a couple hours before Jack gets home…” He opened Chrome and then his bookmarks, searching out an inconspicuous link he had saved as ‘Chat’. “Let's see if this place is everything it's cracked up to be…”

His monitor flashed pink as the page loaded, a garish website appealing on his screen, its geocities style front page emblazoned with the sparkling gif title, ‘WHEEL OF TRANSFORMATIONS!’ Despite the flashy name and a second gif under it, this one of a spinning game show wheel, the far less eye watering text under the gifs explained more clearly that the site was host to a text chat. One which would randomly hook its users up with others for transformation themed roleplays, and with an option to bail on a match that simply wasn’t working out in favor of finding another that might be a better fit.

It was a hell of a system, perfect for someone like Reggie who had all but given up trying to find good transformation roleplay partners through the normal means. If people weren't begging to just be transformed into their very specific kink and unwilling to even THINK about trying to be on the giving end, they were sitting back and posting half sentence replies to every paragraph Reggie wrote out.

Of course, he was fully prepared to have to spend the majority of his time sifting through bad matches, but even a single solid hit would be fun and with luck, he might even snag a Discord ID for someone worth playing with in future!

A few button presses and a disposable name later and ‘King_Reg’ was in and matching.

As he had suspected, it was not long before Reggie was falling into a zen like stupor, names and matches flashing before his eyes, some waiting long enough for him to pass on them when they failed to catch his interest, others moving on themselves the moment they saw his name and realized they wouldn’t be playing with a hot girl. That of course had been intentional, the ‘King’ in his username saving him both time and reducing the number of homophobic slurs he received.

Then, out of the blue, a hit.

Witchy_Woman: Hey King, love the name, makes me want to take away your crown and ‘royal scepter’. Sound like fun?

Reggie grinned, this was DEFINITELY what he was looking for! A dommy partner looking to TF him and a lady to boot! Not that he would turn his nose up if another guy were to hit the right notes, but being a straight, cis man, Reggie was happy to not have the niggling questions about his sexuality crawling back up from the dark corners of his mind.

King_Reg: It does, though I’m sure I don’t know what you mean… Are you threatening the king? ;)

It was an awkward segue, Reggie knew, but it worked - Witchy seemed as eager to match with a solid partner as he was and before long the two were going back and forth on a generic, but exciting story about an evil witch and a foolish king.

Too soon however the RP came to a natural end, however, unwilling to end things just yet, Reggie and Witchy began to chat, feeling one another out before committing to anything more serious.

King_Reg: So what other TFs do you like?
Witchy_Woman: All sorts! Cows, dogs, fantasy races, sci-fi stuff, but best is fantasy! LOVE magic! In fact, I’m sort of a witch IRL! XD
King_Reg: You don’t say. :P

Reggie grimaced, Witchy was fun, but he knew a red flag when he saw one and ‘real life witch’ was definitely the sort of thing to look out for. People who claimed things like that tended to be impossible to talk to outside of play, refusing to draw clear lines between fantasy and reality online. They could still make for decent RP partners, but it was such a pain to try and schedule around someone who refused to drop the act when you needed to log off early or reschedule a session.

Witchy_Woman: That’s right, I can even cast transformation spells! Want to see? ;)

Reggie sighed, ya, this was what he was worried about. He hovered over to the skip button, then hesitated. She was a good RP partner and even if she was weird, another round wouldn’t be so bad. Maybe this was just her way of segueing into it and after she was done, she’d actually be normal? Unlikely, but he was desperate for good RP so…

King_Reg: Go ahead, what kind of spell are you going to cast?
Witchy_Woman: Well, since your a ‘king’, a ‘rex’ if you will, I think I know one that will be really fitting! Heh

Reggie frowned, he wasn’t much of a pun fan and the king-rex thing was a bit of a stretch. Once again he moved his mouse towards the next user button before something distracted him. His chair creaked as he shifted his weight, trying to relieve a sudden pressure which had begun to build out of his back. He tried to look back at himself, but found his neck oddly stiff and sluggish, his body feeling alien to him as the chair under him groaned in protest.

“What the fuck…” Reggie winced, the pressure coming from his back was turning to pain and the room was acting strangely around him. It was as if he was slowly standing up, but without moving…

Witchy_Woman: Is it working?

Reggie clicked back into the chat box, his hands feeling wrong as he did so, fingers stiff and arms awkwardly pushing into his chest.

King_Reg: What did you do?
Witchy_Woman: YES! IT WORKED!
King_Reg: WHAT DID YOU DO!?!
Witchy_Woman: I used a real life transformation spell!

Reggie groaned as he felt his body pushing forward, his nose flattening before his eyes. His face pushed outwards at the same time, but though he tried to focus on the changes, his vision swam and shifted, going from a clear view of what was directly in front of him to a sort of split view of either side of his head.

Awkwardly he leaned forward, sighing as a tearing sound from behind him marked the end of the painful pressure on his rear. Looking back though he was not relieved in the slightest to see a massive, gray-brown tail flailing about behind the bent back of his office chair!

“What the fuck is going on!?” Reggie gasped, not at all liking the way his voice came out in a grumbling growl, his large tongue flicking against sharp teeth as he formed words. “This can’t be real, this has to be some sort of dream or…” He looked back to the computer, it looked so far away now. Urgently he leaned forward, short arms scrabbling at the keyboard.

King_Reg: waht3 the fuck!!! This is crazy1 stgop it!!!111
Witchy_Woman: LOL OMG THIS IS SO COOL!

Reggie roared his frustration, feeling a mix of anger and a shameful arousal at the situation he had been put into. The crazy woman had actually done it! He was ACTUALLY transforming! It was his most feverish, most unrealistic fantasy come to life and it was HORRIBLE! Being turned into an anthro animal or even a feral beast in a fictional setting was all well and good, but he was trapped in an increasingly tiny room as a prehistoric monster and worst of all… He was REALLY turned on and his stubby little arms couldn’t even come CLOSE to reaching his- he was sure - MASSIVE dino cock!

King_Reg: watfz the fcuk0
Witchy_Woman: Okay, wow youre really struggling with the keyboard, aren't ya big girl?

Reggie felt his huge heart skip a beat.

Big girl?

He looked back, but not being an expert on long extinct animals, could not tell much from the increasingly huge and scaly flank he was staring at. He next tried to look under his belly, but doing so caused his head to bump the desk and he quickly stopped. Between his legs he could feel a growing heat and something in his belly was starting to… Rumble and twist. He didn’t know what was going on, but whatever it was, he didn’t like it…

King_Reg: girl/
Witchy_Woman: Ya, a girl! You know, just like in the RPs we were doing… I figured you’d like that. What, too much?
King_Reg: yhasxz111111111111111

Reggie groaned, his belly was DEFINITELY feeling weird now and it was getting to be almost impossible to reach the stupid keyboard with his stubby little t-rex arms.

Witchy_Woman: Oh well… Your probably not going to love the OTHER thing I added to the spell, ‘mom’.
King_Reg: kpdPKFPKADFPK

Reggie roared in horror as he realized that his belly WAS getting bigger and that the heavy feeling forming inside of him WAS increasingly feeling like a series of large, oval eggs! Frantically, he leaned down again, trying as clearly as he could manage, only leaning on the last key as he finished his simple message.

King_Reg: fixxxxx
Witchy_Woman: Don’t panic, of course I’ll fix it! It's not permanent!
Witchy_Woman: Well, I mean it WOULD be if I wasn’t able to cast the reverse
Witchy_Woman: So you know, don’t close the chat, okay?
Witchy_Woman: Cus that would be bad. ;)
King_Reg: fixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Reggie was on the edge of panic, his body had not stopped growing, though it was now at least starting to slow down. Still he was MASSIVE! Far too large for his apartment and with FAR too many eggs inside of him for a man not going for some sort of eating record!

Once again he leaned in, trying his best to balance on his new three toed feet as he frantically typed.

King_Reg: ffix npoow i am frewaking out111 feel liwk ewgga cominf111
Witchy_Woman: Relax! I’m done teasing, just hold still for a little bit longer…
King_Reg: n9o11 npow
King_Reg: nn ow11111111
King_Reg: mnnnooow

As he continued to lash the keyboard with his tiny claws, Reggie’s huge body shifted, his thick feet unable to properly steady themselves on the hardwood. A moment later he was pitching forward, his titanic form slashing down with a sound like a falling tree! Behind him his long suffering chair screamed, metal bending and breaking as he tried to put his weight back down on it, the poor seat pitching him forward into the wall and his desk. There was a crash of wood, a screech of electricity and then Reggie was on the ground, the remains of his desk and computer smashed beneath him!

For a long, tense moment Reggie was frozen, his mind blank and swollen body still. The only sounds came from the sparking remains of his computer and the faint sound of traffic outside. Then he roared!

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!” He thrashed his tail… Now, her tail, as the enormity of her situation sank in. “YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! How- Why- FUCK!”

The computer was destroyed, she had no way of getting it repaired, not in any reasonable amount of time and even IF she did her ONLY hope for reconnecting with ‘Witchy Woman’ again would be to mash through just about every user on the damn website and HOPE she could find her again! And that was assuming she hadn’t logged off or changed her name or ANYTHING ELSE!

And if all of that wasn’t bad enough, which it was, it VERY MUCH WAS, she also could feel the eggs inside of her starting to shift and move, sliding into place for something she was far, FAR from ready to have to think about…

And yet…

-

Jack sighed as he pulled into the driveway, work had been a monster and his body felt just about ready to quit on him.  All he wanted now was to get back inside, collapse onto his couch and PRAY his roommate hadn’t just spent all day jerking off to the weird transformation porn he was obsessed with and actually called the landlord about the leaky sink.

Suddenly from within the apartment Jack heard a terrible, ear splitting roar!

He jumped involuntarily, almost smashing his head into the car roof as he tried to scramble out, feeling his heart hammering in his chest as he stared in bewilderment at his home. “What the hell was that…”

“Whatever it is, it's in YOUR apartment!” His landlord barked, the mustachioed man looking as pale as a sheet as he ran towards the car. “I don’t know what kind of exotic pet you and that knucklehead roommate of yours have in there, but you need to get rid of it NOW!”

“What?! We don’t have a pet!” Jack gasped, looking to the apartment as another roar filled the air. “It's probably some horrible escaped zoo animal! Call animal control!”

“I DID!” His landlord bellowed. “THEY RAN SCREAMING! Now get in there and get rid of it NOW!”

Jack grumbled unhappily, but seeing as all of his worldly possessions, whatever was left of his roommate, and his home were all inside the house, he had no choice but to square his shoulders and boldly creep towards the front door, heroically trying not to wet himself as the roaring continued from within.

“I’m gonna die, I’m so going to die…” Jack slid the door open, shot one last reproachful look at his landlord and then slipped inside. Within, the roar came again, quieter this time and with a hint of what Jack certainly hoped was weariness. Whatever the monster was, it might fall asleep before he got within ‘bloody devouring’ range…

He reached the door to his apartment far sooner than Jack would have liked, but as the roaring had continued to quiet, he steeled his nerves, took in a deep breath and then pushed the door open as quietly as he could.

The very first thing Jack noticed upon entering the apartment was the smell, the hot, steamy, uncomfortably-aroused smell that seemed to fill the air and almost caused him to choke. He held his cough in though as the second thing he saw was the thick, scaled tail awkwardly jammed out of the door to his roommates room! Reggie had somehow managed to fit a truly MASSIVE gator into his room or… Something like that? It was so thick and large, it seemed impossible even for the most overgrown gator, even the ones that looked a bit like old school dinosaurs come back to life.

“What the hell did you do Reggie…” Jack breathed, taking one careful step towards the tail.

“JACK!?” A deep voice rumbled from his roommate’s room, causing Jack to once again leap up into the air. “JACK IS THAT YOU!?”

“R-Reggie!?” Jack called back. “W-What the hell man!? This place has a NO PETS POLICY! WHY DID YOU BUY A FUCKING… DINOSAUR!?”

“Oh…” The voice rumbled. “Well… I guess that’s one thing I don’t have to explain.”

“What!?” Jack demanded, cautiously creeping forward, still nervous of the twitching tail sticking out into the hall. “What the fuck does that mean?”

“What the hell do you think, asshole?” Reggie grumbled as Jack reached the tail and peered past it to the massive tyrannosaurus rex glaring at him from the splintered remains of Reggie’s desk. “Do I really need to spell it out?”

“What… The… Fuck…” Jack asked, his head spinning as his vision wavered.

“HEY! STAY AWAKE!” Reggie snapped, moving her tail to smack the unstable man. “I need someone to help me and those stupid animal control people ran away just because I was…” She blushed. “Uh, dealing with some stuff and… Got kinda loud.”

“S-Stuff?” Jack asked, catching himself on the door frame before Reggie’s powerful tail could send him flying back down the hall. “What kind of… Was it dinosaur stuff?”

“OF COURSE IT'S DINOSAUR STUFF!” Reggie roared, causing Jack to stagger back as the force of the sound hit him like a physical blow. “WHAT OTHER STUFF WOULD I BE DEALING WITH!?”

“I-I don’t know!” Jack shouted, his ears ringing so badly he could hardly hear himself. “This is a lot to take in!”

“It's a lot for YOU to take in!?” Reggie huffed, her face burning. “I got turned into a dinosaur and laid eggs, how do you think I feel!?”

“Well I’m sure you-” Jack began, but stopped as Reggie’s words registered in his mind. “Wait… Eggs?”

“Yeah… Eggs...” Reggie’s face burned even brighter as she nodded to a not so small pile of white, oval shaped eggs, still glistening in the light of the room's overhead lamp. “So, fucking… Don’t start with me on how this is a lot for YOU! Okay?”

“Uh… You…” Jack looked from the eggs, following a thin trail of shining fluid which led up his t-rex roommates thigh and to a slick slit between her thunder thighs. “Made these?”

“Yes.” Reggie grumbled.

“So you… Turned into a dinosaur…” Jack continued.

“YES.” Reggie growled.

“And… Fucked another dinosaur?”

“What!?” Reggie was so shocked she forgot to roar. “Another- What!? No! Why- How would I find… There are no dinosaurs, dumbass!”

“You’re one!” Jack shouted.

“I’m…” Reggie began, then frowned. “Okay FINE yes, I am a dinosaur, but I’m the ONLY dinosaur!”

“Well what about all of them?” Jack demanded, pointing to the eggs.

Reggie stared at her clutch, eyes widening as she seemed to register for the first time the full ramifications of what she had produced. “Oh fuck… These are all baby dinosaurs…” She looked up at Jack. “I’m gonna be a mother!?”

“I mean… Arguably you are already?” Jack said. None of this made any sense and he had decided that whether this was real or some insane fever dream he might as well do his best to try and be the voice of reason. “Unless you want to make a REALLY big omelet?”

“DUDE! THOSE ARE MY KIDS!” Jack gasped, then blushed. “I mean- EGGS! My eggs who are… Just… Eggs…”

“Right…” Jack said slowly. “Well… The landlord says we need to get… Uh, you I guess out of here or else we are probably gonna get kicked out.”

“Fuck…” Reggie grunted. “Well, I don’t think I fit this place anymore so I guess that’s sort of fine. But… Uh… What are we gonna do?” She swallowed. “I mean, what am I going to do, since… This is probably too much for you to deal with…”

“Nah, I’m uh…” Jack shrugged. “Honestly I hate my job and if this isn’t a dream, it's the most insane and amazing thing I’ve ever seen and I am not gonna be able to go back to filing paperwork after seeing this so…” He took a deep breath. “My family has a farm upstate, maybe… That might be big enough for you?”

“Ugh, living in a barn?” Reggie frowned. “I guess I don’t have any other choice.”

“Well given you probably need like, a TON of beef and we need to pay for all of that somehow, a farm is probably the best place for you.” Jack shrugged, patting the rex’s tail. “And we can maybe charge people to take pictures and ride you and your kids?”

“DUDE I AM NOT A SIDESHOW ATTRACTION!” Reggie snapped. “And don’t even THINK about using my- Uh, the eggs… The baby… Whatever, the little dinos for that crap!”

“Okay, okay, fair…” Jack rubbed his chin. “Well… You're big and strong, maybe you can help on the farm to pay for your upkeep?”

“Ugh…” Reggie grumbled. “Fine… I can’t believe you want me to be a cowboy…”

“Cowgirl.” Jack grinned. “Or… Cowdino?”

“Shut the fuck up, Jack!” Reggie growled. “I can eat you, remember!”

“And then you're gonna be stuck here till the zoo gets up enough courage to come and collect you.” Jack shrugged. “Like it or not, you're stuck with me. Now get up, I’m gonna grab a bag for your eggs. We should probably get out of here before the national guard gets called on us.”

“Hmmmm…” Reggie grumbled. “I don’t think I can without breaking the walls.”

“Dude…” Jack shook his head. “We’ve already lost the security deposit.”

“Good point.” Reggie frowned, then with a powerful kick, knocked down the back wall. “ALRIGHT LET’S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!”

“WAIT, I’M STILL GRABBING THE EGG BAG!” Jack shouted.

And so, not long after, amidists a show of broken roof tiles and smashed drywall, Jack and Reggie, along with their eggs, rode out of the city and into folk legend.

The End

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