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  "writing": "9 November 2007\n\n\nCucumber & Pickles are in Hollywood, California, United States, In the city of Los Angeles. Famous for its movie stars and all the sights that have your eyes glued to it. Cucumber calls Editor Eddie at the telephone booth telling him they arrived in Hollywood promising him to take great photos of the Hollywood sign. After Cucumber hung up the phone, Pickles grows a little impatient and is too enthusiastic to look around Hollywood.\n\nCucumber: What are you jumping up and down for?\nPickles: Hollywood! This city kicks ass! What shall we even do first? Take photos or just.. I dunno, check things out?\nCucumber: Checking things out? Great idea Pickles! Where to?\nPickles: Perhaps the beach? Looks nice there because it's always nice and sunny in Los Angeles.\nCucumber: You can say that again!\nPickles: It's always nice and sunny in Los Angeles.\nCucumber: Not really!\n\nCucumber & Pickles check out the nearby beach where they have landed, looking around seeing the tide move, they were also putting on beach clothing so that way they would act casual. They start by taking pictures of themselves too. Pickles takes a picture of Cucumber in a beach dress, sunglasses and a sunhat and he was flattered because he thinks she looks good in that outfit.\n\nPickles: Woo wee! You look.. look..\nCucumber: Look what? I know, I need to change it.\nPickles: No! You look splendid!\nCucumber: Thank you!\nPickles: (Chuckles bashfully) I'm kinda embarassed not wearing a shirt.\nCucumber: Why is that? Weren't you used to it?\nPickles: I was but.. in front of you is kinda embarassing.\nCucumber: Why? I don't care how you look without a shirt, I don't care if you're skinny or not. You're normal the way you are!\nPickles: Heheh.. Thanks.\n\nAfter Cucumber & Pickles got done checking out the beach, they put on their normal outifts and continued their journey. Their next stop was the Hollywood sign. They were getting ready to take photos of the Hollywood sign until someone was vandalizing it. Cucumber couldn't believe her eyes as she looked at it through her binoculars.\n\nCucumber: *gasp* Oh no! Someone is vandalizing that sign!\nPickles: What??\nCucumber: Someone is writing graffiti with spray paint!\nPickles: You can't be serious! Shall we investigate it?\nCucumber: Let's shall.\n\nThe person who was vandalizing the Hollywood sign ran away so that way he can't be seen doing it to get away with it. So Cucumber & Pickles takes a close look at the art someone did and found a bag of spray paint lying next to a letter. Pickles picks up a spray can to see who it belongs to but he accidentally sprayed some in the air breathing it in and he was coughing.\n\nCucumber: Pickles, that stuff can make you sick.\nPickles: I didn't mean to.. *cough* *cough*\n\nCucumber then picks up another spray can and looks to see who it belongs to but there wasn't a name written on any of the spray cans. So they take the bag to find a name written on a bag and what luck, a name was written on it. It was written \"Shifty Fingers\".\n\nPickles: Shifty Fingers? What kinda of a stupid name is that?\nCucumber: You're telling me.\n\nRight as they found out who the bag belongs to, a cop pulls in and catches them red handed and arrests them for vandalism of the Hollywood sign.\n\nCop: Hey! You're under arrest for vandalizing the Hollywood sign! Get in the car now lady!\nPickles: What? What are you doing?! We didn't do it!\nCop: You too sir! Get in!\nCucumber: Noooooo!\n\nThe cop handcuffs the two and stuffs them in the passenger seat of the police car and drives them to the police station to throw them in jail. Cucumber & Pickles kept yelling and making excuses saying that they didn't do it but the guard ignored their yapping.\n\nCucumber: Hey! Let us out!!\nPickles: We didn't do it!! \nCucumber: God dammit let us out!! Please!!\nPickles: It was someone else! We saw it!!\n\nTheir hollering was no use, looks like they're stuck in the cell for life.. maybe. \n\nCucumber: Great.. All we were doing was solving a mystery until that cop showed up.\nPickles: I know.\nCucumber: And that cop handcuffed and threw us here! We're stuck here because of you!\nPickles: Me?! What did I do?\nCucumber: You were touching things like the spray cans!\nPickles: All I was doing was investigating!\nCucumber: Well you should've put that spray can down right away before that cop showed up behind us!!\nPickles: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT COP WOULD SHOW UP RIGHT AWAY!!\nCucumber: It's your fault!! We're stuck in jail and we'll be goners! GONERS!! First we got stuck in that temple in the Machu Pichu and now we're in jail because of you!!! What was Editor Eddie thinking putting you as my assisant?! I SHOULD'VE WENT ON IT ALONE!! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!! I SHOULDN'T NEVER MET YOU!! NOW ROT IN THE CORNER OF THE WALL!\n\nAfter seconds of silence of Cucumber's screaming at Pickles, Pickles finally did something. He didn't say a word, he just broke into sob.\n\nPickles: (Bursts out crying)\nCucumber: Umm.. Pickles?\nPickles: You're right! *sniff* you don't appreciate me!\nCucumber: What are you talking about?\nPickles: *Sniff* You said I was a mistake! You told me to die!\nCucumber: Pickles, please. Stop crying.\nPickles: This was all my fault! I ruin everything! *sniff* everything! I make your life a living hell!\nCucumber: Pickles! Listen to me!\nPickles: I'm the worst assisant ever! You hate me! Just like how Aunt Pepper hated me!\nCucumber: Aunt Pepper? \nPickles: She treated me like scum when I was a kid! And you act just like her!\nCucumber: Will you just listen?\nPickles: Fine.. \nCucumber: I was just scared and upset. I just never knew how bad it would be for us to be stuck in jail. It's not your fault.\nPickles: It's not?\nCucumber: I'm guessing we were being framed but some crook.\nPickles: Oh no..\nCucumber: And I guess I pushed you too far. I shouldn't have said you were a mistake. I shouldn't have said all these mean things to you. I didn't know what to do. So.. I'm sorry.\nPickles: You didn't mean all these things?\nCucumber: No. No I don't. And it's not your fault. Come here. (Hugs Pickles to make her apology a little more heartfelt and Pickles feels better about it)\nPickles: Now. We gotta find a way out.\nCucumber: I wish there was. But don't worry, we will NOT give up.\n\nWhile Cucumber & Pickles are in jail, Shifty Fingers was blocking the road with his car because it broke down and he had nowhere to run. Behind him was an angry driver. An anteater named Francis or people would like to call him \"Foul Mouthed Francis\" known for his heavy use of profanity due to his Coprolalia. Coprolalia is a medical term for the involuntary utterance of obscene or socially inappropriate words or remarks. Francis begins to yell at Shifty Fingers for blocking the road.\n\nFrancis: MOVE!! STEP ON IT AND MOVE YOUR ASS!!\nShifty Fingers: My car isn't working! I can't!\nFrancis: GET THAT FUCKING CAR OF YOUR'S TO WORK DIPSHIT!\nShifty Fingers: It won't start!!\nFrancis: DON'T MAKE ME COME OUT OF THAT GOD DAMN CAR!!\nShifty Fingers: Oooo! I'm so scared!\nFrancis: You better be! Because I saw you spray paintin' shit on to a Hollywood sign!\nShifty Fingers: What are you talking about mama's boy??\nFrancis: Quit your damn lying! I can see some scroungy ass wolf like you doing some graffiti or whatever your ass is doing from far away! Don't pretend I'm blind you prat!\nShifty Fingers: Call me scroungy one more time! I dare ya!\nFrancis: I might do it after I do this. (Steps out of his car and reports Shifty Fingers to the cops)\nShifty Fingers: What the...? Where are you taking me?! Stop! Let go!\n\nFrancis took Shifty Fingers to the police station to confess that Shifty Fingers was the one who vandalized the Hollywood sign, not Cucumber, not Pickles.\n\nFront counter lady: Can I help you sir?\nFrancis: Apparently, this nut sucker was the one who vandalized the Hollywood sign!\nFront counter lady: You sure? We have suspects who did it.\nFrancis: Suspects? \nFront counter lady: A dog and a cat were suspected to vandalize the Hollywood sign.\nShifty Fingers: Who said anything about a dog and a cat doing it? I didn't see none! \nFrancis: Tell the truth you little shit!\nShifty Fingers: It was me! I was vandalizing the Hollywood sign because Los Angeles sucks! Someone made me live in this noisy city and I hate it here!\nFront counter lady: Well sir, You may like living somewhere else. In jail!\n\nCucumber and Pickles hears chattering and ranting and wonders what's happening. And all is not lost, The guard has got the right person, Shifty Fingers. So the guard had mistaken Cucumber & Pickles for vandalism. After all, Cucumber & Pickles were innocent.\n\nGuard: Sorry about that folks!\nPickles: No hard feelings. We were about to say the person's name after we found the sack of spray paint. It had his name written on it.\nGuard: I see. Come on you two, You're free to go.\nCucumber: Whew!\nPickles: Well Shifty Fingers! What do you have to say?\nShifty Fingers: One day, I will find you and I will tear your house in half!! \nCucumber: Oh I don't think so! Your spray painting days are over!\nPickles: Adios, Shifty! (Gives Shifty Fingers the middle finger and he growls)\nCucumber: Thank you so much for setting us free and catching the right guy!\nGuard: (Chuckles) Don't thank me, Thank him. (Points to Francis)\nFrancis: What?\nCucumber: Foul Mouthed Francis! \nPickles: You saved us?\nFrancis: Fuck yes I did.\nCucumber: Oh thank you!! (Her and Pickles hugs him)\nPickles: You're a hero!\nFrancis: Yeah fuck you heh..\nCucumber: I'll take it as a thanks.\n\nThe Hollywood sign has been fix and all the spray paint has been washed off of it. Cucumber & Pickles are ready to take photos of the Hollywood sign with no interruptions and send them to Editor Eddie impressing him once again with the photos.\n\nThe End",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>9 November 2007<br /><br /><br />Cucumber &amp; Pickles are in Hollywood, California, United States, In the city of Los Angeles. Famous for its movie stars and all the sights that have your eyes glued to it. Cucumber calls Editor Eddie at the telephone booth telling him they arrived in Hollywood promising him to take great photos of the Hollywood sign. After Cucumber hung up the phone, Pickles grows a little impatient and is too enthusiastic to look around Hollywood.<br /><br />Cucumber: What are you jumping up and down for?<br />Pickles: Hollywood! This city kicks ass! What shall we even do first? Take photos or just.. I dunno, check things out?<br />Cucumber: Checking things out? Great idea Pickles! Where to?<br />Pickles: Perhaps the beach? Looks nice there because it&#039;s always nice and sunny in Los Angeles.<br />Cucumber: You can say that again!<br />Pickles: It&#039;s always nice and sunny in Los Angeles.<br />Cucumber: Not really!<br /><br />Cucumber &amp; Pickles check out the nearby beach where they have landed, looking around seeing the tide move, they were also putting on beach clothing so that way they would act casual. They start by taking pictures of themselves too. Pickles takes a picture of Cucumber in a beach dress, sunglasses and a sunhat and he was flattered because he thinks she looks good in that outfit.<br /><br />Pickles: Woo wee! You look.. look..<br />Cucumber: Look what? I know, I need to change it.<br />Pickles: No! You look splendid!<br />Cucumber: Thank you!<br />Pickles: (Chuckles bashfully) I&#039;m kinda embarassed not wearing a shirt.<br />Cucumber: Why is that? Weren&#039;t you used to it?<br />Pickles: I was but.. in front of you is kinda embarassing.<br />Cucumber: Why? I don&#039;t care how you look without a shirt, I don&#039;t care if you&#039;re skinny or not. You&#039;re normal the way you are!<br />Pickles: Heheh.. Thanks.<br /><br />After Cucumber &amp; Pickles got done checking out the beach, they put on their normal outifts and continued their journey. Their next stop was the Hollywood sign. They were getting ready to take photos of the Hollywood sign until someone was vandalizing it. Cucumber couldn&#039;t believe her eyes as she looked at it through her binoculars.<br /><br />Cucumber: *gasp* Oh no! Someone is vandalizing that sign!<br />Pickles: What??<br />Cucumber: Someone is writing graffiti with spray paint!<br />Pickles: You can&#039;t be serious! Shall we investigate it?<br />Cucumber: Let&#039;s shall.<br /><br />The person who was vandalizing the Hollywood sign ran away so that way he can&#039;t be seen doing it to get away with it. So Cucumber &amp; Pickles takes a close look at the art someone did and found a bag of spray paint lying next to a letter. Pickles picks up a spray can to see who it belongs to but he accidentally sprayed some in the air breathing it in and he was coughing.<br /><br />Cucumber: Pickles, that stuff can make you sick.<br />Pickles: I didn&#039;t mean to.. *cough* *cough*<br /><br />Cucumber then picks up another spray can and looks to see who it belongs to but there wasn&#039;t a name written on any of the spray cans. So they take the bag to find a name written on a bag and what luck, a name was written on it. It was written &quot;Shifty Fingers&quot;.<br /><br />Pickles: Shifty Fingers? What kinda of a stupid name is that?<br />Cucumber: You&#039;re telling me.<br /><br />Right as they found out who the bag belongs to, a cop pulls in and catches them red handed and arrests them for vandalism of the Hollywood sign.<br /><br />Cop: Hey! You&#039;re under arrest for vandalizing the Hollywood sign! Get in the car now lady!<br />Pickles: What? What are you doing?! We didn&#039;t do it!<br />Cop: You too sir! Get in!<br />Cucumber: Noooooo!<br /><br />The cop handcuffs the two and stuffs them in the passenger seat of the police car and drives them to the police station to throw them in jail. Cucumber &amp; Pickles kept yelling and making excuses saying that they didn&#039;t do it but the guard ignored their yapping.<br /><br />Cucumber: Hey! Let us out!!<br />Pickles: We didn&#039;t do it!! <br />Cucumber: God dammit let us out!! Please!!<br />Pickles: It was someone else! We saw it!!<br /><br />Their hollering was no use, looks like they&#039;re stuck in the cell for life.. maybe. <br /><br />Cucumber: Great.. All we were doing was solving a mystery until that cop showed up.<br />Pickles: I know.<br />Cucumber: And that cop handcuffed and threw us here! We&#039;re stuck here because of you!<br />Pickles: Me?! What did I do?<br />Cucumber: You were touching things like the spray cans!<br />Pickles: All I was doing was investigating!<br />Cucumber: Well you should&#039;ve put that spray can down right away before that cop showed up behind us!!<br />Pickles: I DIDN&#039;T KNOW THAT COP WOULD SHOW UP RIGHT AWAY!!<br />Cucumber: It&#039;s your fault!! We&#039;re stuck in jail and we&#039;ll be goners! GONERS!! First we got stuck in that temple in the Machu Pichu and now we&#039;re in jail because of you!!! What was Editor Eddie thinking putting you as my assisant?! I SHOULD&#039;VE WENT ON IT ALONE!! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!! I SHOULDN&#039;T NEVER MET YOU!! NOW ROT IN THE CORNER OF THE WALL!<br /><br />After seconds of silence of Cucumber&#039;s screaming at Pickles, Pickles finally did something. He didn&#039;t say a word, he just broke into sob.<br /><br />Pickles: (Bursts out crying)<br />Cucumber: Umm.. Pickles?<br />Pickles: You&#039;re right! *sniff* you don&#039;t appreciate me!<br />Cucumber: What are you talking about?<br />Pickles: *Sniff* You said I was a mistake! You told me to die!<br />Cucumber: Pickles, please. Stop crying.<br />Pickles: This was all my fault! I ruin everything! *sniff* everything! I make your life a living hell!<br />Cucumber: Pickles! Listen to me!<br />Pickles: I&#039;m the worst assisant ever! You hate me! Just like how Aunt Pepper hated me!<br />Cucumber: Aunt Pepper? <br />Pickles: She treated me like scum when I was a kid! And you act just like her!<br />Cucumber: Will you just listen?<br />Pickles: Fine.. <br />Cucumber: I was just scared and upset. I just never knew how bad it would be for us to be stuck in jail. It&#039;s not your fault.<br />Pickles: It&#039;s not?<br />Cucumber: I&#039;m guessing we were being framed but some crook.<br />Pickles: Oh no..<br />Cucumber: And I guess I pushed you too far. I shouldn&#039;t have said you were a mistake. I shouldn&#039;t have said all these mean things to you. I didn&#039;t know what to do. So.. I&#039;m sorry.<br />Pickles: You didn&#039;t mean all these things?<br />Cucumber: No. No I don&#039;t. And it&#039;s not your fault. Come here. (Hugs Pickles to make her apology a little more heartfelt and Pickles feels better about it)<br />Pickles: Now. We gotta find a way out.<br />Cucumber: I wish there was. But don&#039;t worry, we will NOT give up.<br /><br />While Cucumber &amp; Pickles are in jail, Shifty Fingers was blocking the road with his car because it broke down and he had nowhere to run. Behind him was an angry driver. An anteater named Francis or people would like to call him &quot;Foul Mouthed Francis&quot; known for his heavy use of profanity due to his Coprolalia. Coprolalia is a medical term for the involuntary utterance of obscene or socially inappropriate words or remarks. Francis begins to yell at Shifty Fingers for blocking the road.<br /><br />Francis: MOVE!! STEP ON IT AND MOVE YOUR ASS!!<br />Shifty Fingers: My car isn&#039;t working! I can&#039;t!<br />Francis: GET THAT FUCKING CAR OF YOUR&#039;S TO WORK DIPSHIT!<br />Shifty Fingers: It won&#039;t start!!<br />Francis: DON&#039;T MAKE ME COME OUT OF THAT GOD DAMN CAR!!<br />Shifty Fingers: Oooo! I&#039;m so scared!<br />Francis: You better be! Because I saw you spray paintin&#039; shit on to a Hollywood sign!<br />Shifty Fingers: What are you talking about mama&#039;s boy??<br />Francis: Quit your damn lying! I can see some scroungy ass wolf like you doing some graffiti or whatever your ass is doing from far away! Don&#039;t pretend I&#039;m blind you prat!<br />Shifty Fingers: Call me scroungy one more time! I dare ya!<br />Francis: I might do it after I do this. (Steps out of his car and reports Shifty Fingers to the cops)<br />Shifty Fingers: What the...? Where are you taking me?! Stop! Let go!<br /><br />Francis took Shifty Fingers to the police station to confess that Shifty Fingers was the one who vandalized the Hollywood sign, not Cucumber, not Pickles.<br /><br />Front counter lady: Can I help you sir?<br />Francis: Apparently, this nut sucker was the one who vandalized the Hollywood sign!<br />Front counter lady: You sure? We have suspects who did it.<br />Francis: Suspects? <br />Front counter lady: A dog and a cat were suspected to vandalize the Hollywood sign.<br />Shifty Fingers: Who said anything about a dog and a cat doing it? I didn&#039;t see none! <br />Francis: Tell the truth you little shit!<br />Shifty Fingers: It was me! I was vandalizing the Hollywood sign because Los Angeles sucks! Someone made me live in this noisy city and I hate it here!<br />Front counter lady: Well sir, You may like living somewhere else. In jail!<br /><br />Cucumber and Pickles hears chattering and ranting and wonders what&#039;s happening. And all is not lost, The guard has got the right person, Shifty Fingers. So the guard had mistaken Cucumber &amp; Pickles for vandalism. After all, Cucumber &amp; Pickles were innocent.<br /><br />Guard: Sorry about that folks!<br />Pickles: No hard feelings. We were about to say the person&#039;s name after we found the sack of spray paint. It had his name written on it.<br />Guard: I see. Come on you two, You&#039;re free to go.<br />Cucumber: Whew!<br />Pickles: Well Shifty Fingers! What do you have to say?<br />Shifty Fingers: One day, I will find you and I will tear your house in half!! <br />Cucumber: Oh I don&#039;t think so! Your spray painting days are over!<br />Pickles: Adios, Shifty! (Gives Shifty Fingers the middle finger and he growls)<br />Cucumber: Thank you so much for setting us free and catching the right guy!<br />Guard: (Chuckles) Don&#039;t thank me, Thank him. (Points to Francis)<br />Francis: What?<br />Cucumber: Foul Mouthed Francis! <br />Pickles: You saved us?<br />Francis: Fuck yes I did.<br />Cucumber: Oh thank you!! (Her and Pickles hugs him)<br />Pickles: You&#039;re a hero!<br />Francis: Yeah fuck you heh..<br />Cucumber: I&#039;ll take it as a thanks.<br /><br />The Hollywood sign has been fix and all the spray paint has been washed off of it. Cucumber &amp; Pickles are ready to take photos of the Hollywood sign with no interruptions and send them to Editor Eddie impressing him once again with the photos.<br /><br />The End</span>",
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