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Let's find the empire state building first.\nPickles: That's a good start.\n\n\nCucumber calls for a taxi and the taxi driver stops to pick the two up. They both sit in the passenger seat for safety reasons and for friendly reasons too. The driver was a bear named Mr. Bluestern. He asks where they are off to.\n\nMr. Bluestern: Where are you tourists off to?\nCucumber: First of all, we're not just tourists, we're photographers. And second of all, The empire state building.\nMr. Bluestern: Photographers? Even better. But be warned, there's a fire going on at the park.\nPickles: Fire?! Oh my god!\nCucumber: How did it start??\nMr. Bluestern: I dunno, some dumb ass might've been cookin' there.\nPickles: Kinda scared me a little bit. I thought another building was attacked like it did 6 years ago.\nMr. Bluestern: Ah, the world trade center. That was pretty damn horrifying seeing a building crumble from a plane crash.\nCucumber: *Gasp* It was that bad?\nMr. Bluestern: Oh yeah, Very bad.\n\nA few miles later. Their destination has been reached. Cucumber & Pickles wave goodbye at Mr. Bluestern and thanked him for the chat. As Cucumber pulled our her camera getting a photo of the empire state building, She smelt something burning. Some of the smoke went in her lungs and she started coughing because she's not that strong to smoke as Pickles was. \n\nPickles: I smell something cookin... Is it.. BBQ Ribs?\nCucumber: *cough cough* No.. Something is on fire.\nPickles: I think Mr. Bluestern said it was a park on fire.\nCucumber: Fire?! Oh my god!\nPickles: It's coming from over here! (points to the park and there's a modest fire going on)\n\nAs Cucumber and Pickles saw the park on fire, they were in big shock. They've never seen a fire this bad on a park before in the middle of the city. So they stepped where the crowd is seeing while the fireman is extinguishing the fire. His name was Fireman Smokey. A felid fireman.\n\nCucumber: What happened?\nFireman Smokey: Apparently, someone lit this park on fire.\nCucumber: On purpose??\nFireman Smokey: Afraid so.\nCucumber & Pickles: Oh my god!\nPickles: What sort of asshole would do such thing?\nCucumber: What does he look like?\nFireman Smokey: All I know it that it was a brown bulldog with a golf cap and a green suit. \nCucumber: That doesn't really ring a bell but, We'll try and investigate that.\nFireman Smokey: Good luck you two.\nPickles: Cucumber! We're photographers not detectives!\nCucumber: Let's go.\n\nCucumber has gotten a decent shot of the empire state building until they saw a fire at the park. They decided to look for clues to see who set a park on fire. They started to search for a bulldog with a golf cap and a green suit but it was too hard because there were so many people in the streets until Cucumber found someone who looks like the aformentioned outfit and decides to chase it.\n\nCucumber: Hey you! Stop right there!\nSome bulldog: Ah!\n\nCucumber and Pickles runs as fast as they could to catch that bulldog and Cucumber leaps above him to stop him and angers him.\n\nSome bulldog: What was that for?! Why did you jump on me?!\nCucumber: Because you lit the park of fire! Didn't you?!\nSome bulldog: Did you take stupid pills this morning? I didn't set any place on fire! \nCucumber: Well empty your pockets!\nSome bulldog: (Empties his pockets and there was no lighter) See? I didn't commit arson at some park! \nCucumber: (Feels his pants to see if he's hiding something in it and searched under his clothes and there was nothing) Nothing here.\nSome bulldog: See? Nothing. Now stay the fuck away from me of I will call the police so they can throw your ass in jail because you assaulted me!\nPickles: We didn't assault you. We were trying to find out who was responsible for the fire at that park. We mean you no harm.\nSome bulldog: What are you detectives?\nPickles: Uhhh..\nCucumber: Sort of. We're photographers. Do you know who set the park on fire?\nSome bulldog: Ummm.. ummmm..\nPickles: We're waiting.\nSome bulldog: Errrmmmmmmmmm...\nCucumber: Think faster dammit!\nSome bulldog: The guy's name is Crypto. A notorious pyromaniac in all of New York City. Do you know what he looks like?\nCucumber: Some fireman told us what he looked like but doesn't know his name. Is that his name?\nSome bulldog: I think so. Now you two go on and find that man.\nPickles: You have been truly helpful, mister.\n\nAfter Cucumber & Pickles caught the wrong person, they tried to get him to say who lit the park on fire and so he said the name of that person who did that. But he may not have been 100 percent sure who did it. So they continue searching. Cucumber pulls out a pair of binoculars to get a better look. After seconds of looking around, they finally found what they've been looking for. It's that bulldog in the golf hat and green suit and he was about to set a plant on fire. Cucumber grabbed Pickles by the hand to try and stop that bulldog but they had to act casual by walking to him so he wouldn't run away.\n\nCrypto: Hahahahaha! Bye bye plant! (Flicks his lighter and right as he was about to make the flame touch it, He hears a voice)\nCucumber: Ah ah ah ah! Don't even think about it!\nCrypto: Back off lady! This is none of your business! I'm trying to light stuff on fire!\nPickles: Aren't you.. Crypto?\nCrypto: What's there to know? I'm Crypto the pyro! And I love lighting things on fire! Because I love fire! It's so hot!\nCucumber: You're gonna think hot when you have a cop after you.\n\nCrypto then runs away but good thing Cucumber has taken a picture of Crypto before he disappears and they both once again chase after someone and this time, it was the right guy. After moments of chasing Crypto, he got away.\n\nPickles: God.. damn it! We lost him!\nCucumber: I don't think so, I took a photo of him before he dashed off from us! And I can show it to someone when I go to the gallery mode on this camera.\n\nCucumber and Pickles walks over to a police officer and asks if she knows anything about Crypto as Cucumber shows the picture she took of Crypto. The police officer takes a closer look at the picture on Cucumber's camera and that rung a bell for her.\n\nOfficer Claphy: Is that.. Crypto?\nCucumber: Yes indeedy!\nOfficer Claphy: He is a wanted man! He is very well known for lighting things on fire in the city overwhelming the fire fighters. Have you caught him?\nPickles: Almost. But he ran off.\nCucumber: Where does he mostly go?\nOfficer Claphy: I heard he hides at the coffee shop to get away from people trying to chase him. He typically goes to StarClucks for a nice cuppa coffee to get away from the cops. Let's find that man.\n\nOfficer Claphy follows Cucumber and Pickles to the coffee shop Crypto likes to go to for hiding from the cops. Thankfully, nobody has ever found Crypto until Cucumber & Pickles did accompanied with Officer Claphy. Crypto was sitting at a table reading the newspaper and Cucumber begins to speak and put her finger on his newspaper to set the newspaper down so he can see who's talking.\n\nCucumber: Excuse me sir.\nCrypto: What do you- You again?! You will not catch me!\nCucumber: Wrong! \nOfficer Claphy: *Walks over to Crypto to arrest him* Mr. Crypto, you're under arrest for setting the park on fire. You will be charged of arson at all counts. *Handcuffs Crypto*\nCrypto: Well fuck. But I love fire! Fire is my life!\nPickles: Your life will continue.. In jail, Biatch!\nOfficer Claphy: Good work you two, you have caught our wanted criminal.\nCucumber: All in a day's work, Officer Claphy. Now if you'll excuse us, We have some photos to take of the statue of liberty.\nOfficer Claphy: Good luck you two. Again, thank you for the help.\n\nCucumber & Pickles continue their journey to take photos of the statue of liberty. They once again call for a taxi and Mr. Bluestern once again is the driver and they start talking again.\n\nMr. Bluestern: So, did you find out who was behind the park fire?\nCucumber: Damn right we did. It was Mr. Crypto. \nMr. Bluestern: Crypto? Hohhh that man is insane. Did he get caught?\nPickles: He did. He has been arrested.\nMr. Bluestern: Good job fellas. Where did you say you're off to?\nCucumber: The statue of liberty for photos.\nMr. Bluestern: Statue of liberty it is.\n\nMr. Bluestern drives those two to where the statue of liberty is and starts taking photos. \n\nCucumber: Hey Pickles. We need more photos?\nPickles: Why is that? The photos are good lookin' to me.\nCucumber: Take my picture. Hold this (She hands Pickles her camera so he can take pictures of her standing in front of the statue of liberty from far away)\nPickles: Say cheese!\n\nCucumber begins posing and smiling for Pickles to take pictures of with poses and faces.\n\nPickles: Ya done yet?\nCucumber: One more thing, Take a picture with me!\nPickles: Ya sure?\nCucumber: Come here! (Grabs Pickles by the hand to get a picture with Cucumber together for a friend selfie)\nPickles: Are you sure you wanna do this?\nCucumber: Smile! (Pushes the button on her camera to get a picture of her and Pickles together)\n\nAfter a few shots of them together, Pickles began to be flattered. After their mission was complete, Cucumber sends Editor Eddie the photos they took on their journey including the crook they caught.\n\nEditor Eddie: Well done Cucumber! Not only you took magnificent photos of the empire state building and the statue of liberty, you even caught NYC's most wanted criminal that goes around lighting stuff on fire. Good job you two!\n\nThe End", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "29 October 2007


As the 29th of October has come, Editor Eddie calls Cucumber to travel to New York City. Cucumber has almost forgotten about the mission but it was worth the wait for it. She promises to take photos of the statue of liberty and the empire state building.

Cucumber and Pickles have arrived at New York City for pictures. They take a look around the city and they were surprised how enourmous the buildings are. Pickles was mind blown because he never seen buildings that big in real life because he grew up in a rural area in Alabama.

Pickles: It's.. beautiful.
Cucumber: It's what? Oh yeah, it is beautiful. Let's find the empire state building first.
Pickles: That's a good start.


Cucumber calls for a taxi and the taxi driver stops to pick the two up. They both sit in the passenger seat for safety reasons and for friendly reasons too. The driver was a bear named Mr. Bluestern. He asks where they are off to.

Mr. Bluestern: Where are you tourists off to?
Cucumber: First of all, we're not just tourists, we're photographers. And second of all, The empire state building.
Mr. Bluestern: Photographers? Even better. But be warned, there's a fire going on at the park.
Pickles: Fire?! Oh my god!
Cucumber: How did it start??
Mr. Bluestern: I dunno, some dumb ass might've been cookin' there.
Pickles: Kinda scared me a little bit. I thought another building was attacked like it did 6 years ago.
Mr. Bluestern: Ah, the world trade center. That was pretty damn horrifying seeing a building crumble from a plane crash.
Cucumber: *Gasp* It was that bad?
Mr. Bluestern: Oh yeah, Very bad.

A few miles later. Their destination has been reached. Cucumber & Pickles wave goodbye at Mr. Bluestern and thanked him for the chat. As Cucumber pulled our her camera getting a photo of the empire state building, She smelt something burning. Some of the smoke went in her lungs and she started coughing because she's not that strong to smoke as Pickles was.

Pickles: I smell something cookin... Is it.. BBQ Ribs?
Cucumber: *cough cough* No.. Something is on fire.
Pickles: I think Mr. Bluestern said it was a park on fire.
Cucumber: Fire?! Oh my god!
Pickles: It's coming from over here! (points to the park and there's a modest fire going on)

As Cucumber and Pickles saw the park on fire, they were in big shock. They've never seen a fire this bad on a park before in the middle of the city. So they stepped where the crowd is seeing while the fireman is extinguishing the fire. His name was Fireman Smokey. A felid fireman.

Cucumber: What happened?
Fireman Smokey: Apparently, someone lit this park on fire.
Cucumber: On purpose??
Fireman Smokey: Afraid so.
Cucumber & Pickles: Oh my god!
Pickles: What sort of asshole would do such thing?
Cucumber: What does he look like?
Fireman Smokey: All I know it that it was a brown bulldog with a golf cap and a green suit.
Cucumber: That doesn't really ring a bell but, We'll try and investigate that.
Fireman Smokey: Good luck you two.
Pickles: Cucumber! We're photographers not detectives!
Cucumber: Let's go.

Cucumber has gotten a decent shot of the empire state building until they saw a fire at the park. They decided to look for clues to see who set a park on fire. They started to search for a bulldog with a golf cap and a green suit but it was too hard because there were so many people in the streets until Cucumber found someone who looks like the aformentioned outfit and decides to chase it.

Cucumber: Hey you! Stop right there!
Some bulldog: Ah!

Cucumber and Pickles runs as fast as they could to catch that bulldog and Cucumber leaps above him to stop him and angers him.

Some bulldog: What was that for?! Why did you jump on me?!
Cucumber: Because you lit the park of fire! Didn't you?!
Some bulldog: Did you take stupid pills this morning? I didn't set any place on fire!
Cucumber: Well empty your pockets!
Some bulldog: (Empties his pockets and there was no lighter) See? I didn't commit arson at some park!
Cucumber: (Feels his pants to see if he's hiding something in it and searched under his clothes and there was nothing) Nothing here.
Some bulldog: See? Nothing. Now stay the fuck away from me of I will call the police so they can throw your ass in jail because you assaulted me!
Pickles: We didn't assault you. We were trying to find out who was responsible for the fire at that park. We mean you no harm.
Some bulldog: What are you detectives?
Pickles: Uhhh..
Cucumber: Sort of. We're photographers. Do you know who set the park on fire?
Some bulldog: Ummm.. ummmm..
Pickles: We're waiting.
Some bulldog: Errrmmmmmmmmm...
Cucumber: Think faster dammit!
Some bulldog: The guy's name is Crypto. A notorious pyromaniac in all of New York City. Do you know what he looks like?
Cucumber: Some fireman told us what he looked like but doesn't know his name. Is that his name?
Some bulldog: I think so. Now you two go on and find that man.
Pickles: You have been truly helpful, mister.

After Cucumber & Pickles caught the wrong person, they tried to get him to say who lit the park on fire and so he said the name of that person who did that. But he may not have been 100 percent sure who did it. So they continue searching. Cucumber pulls out a pair of binoculars to get a better look. After seconds of looking around, they finally found what they've been looking for. It's that bulldog in the golf hat and green suit and he was about to set a plant on fire. Cucumber grabbed Pickles by the hand to try and stop that bulldog but they had to act casual by walking to him so he wouldn't run away.

Crypto: Hahahahaha! Bye bye plant! (Flicks his lighter and right as he was about to make the flame touch it, He hears a voice)
Cucumber: Ah ah ah ah! Don't even think about it!
Crypto: Back off lady! This is none of your business! I'm trying to light stuff on fire!
Pickles: Aren't you.. Crypto?
Crypto: What's there to know? I'm Crypto the pyro! And I love lighting things on fire! Because I love fire! It's so hot!
Cucumber: You're gonna think hot when you have a cop after you.

Crypto then runs away but good thing Cucumber has taken a picture of Crypto before he disappears and they both once again chase after someone and this time, it was the right guy. After moments of chasing Crypto, he got away.

Pickles: God.. damn it! We lost him!
Cucumber: I don't think so, I took a photo of him before he dashed off from us! And I can show it to someone when I go to the gallery mode on this camera.

Cucumber and Pickles walks over to a police officer and asks if she knows anything about Crypto as Cucumber shows the picture she took of Crypto. The police officer takes a closer look at the picture on Cucumber's camera and that rung a bell for her.

Officer Claphy: Is that.. Crypto?
Cucumber: Yes indeedy!
Officer Claphy: He is a wanted man! He is very well known for lighting things on fire in the city overwhelming the fire fighters. Have you caught him?
Pickles: Almost. But he ran off.
Cucumber: Where does he mostly go?
Officer Claphy: I heard he hides at the coffee shop to get away from people trying to chase him. He typically goes to StarClucks for a nice cuppa coffee to get away from the cops. Let's find that man.

Officer Claphy follows Cucumber and Pickles to the coffee shop Crypto likes to go to for hiding from the cops. Thankfully, nobody has ever found Crypto until Cucumber & Pickles did accompanied with Officer Claphy. Crypto was sitting at a table reading the newspaper and Cucumber begins to speak and put her finger on his newspaper to set the newspaper down so he can see who's talking.

Cucumber: Excuse me sir.
Crypto: What do you- You again?! You will not catch me!
Cucumber: Wrong!
Officer Claphy: *Walks over to Crypto to arrest him* Mr. Crypto, you're under arrest for setting the park on fire. You will be charged of arson at all counts. *Handcuffs Crypto*
Crypto: Well fuck. But I love fire! Fire is my life!
Pickles: Your life will continue.. In jail, Biatch!
Officer Claphy: Good work you two, you have caught our wanted criminal.
Cucumber: All in a day's work, Officer Claphy. Now if you'll excuse us, We have some photos to take of the statue of liberty.
Officer Claphy: Good luck you two. Again, thank you for the help.

Cucumber & Pickles continue their journey to take photos of the statue of liberty. They once again call for a taxi and Mr. Bluestern once again is the driver and they start talking again.

Mr. Bluestern: So, did you find out who was behind the park fire?
Cucumber: Damn right we did. It was Mr. Crypto.
Mr. Bluestern: Crypto? Hohhh that man is insane. Did he get caught?
Pickles: He did. He has been arrested.
Mr. Bluestern: Good job fellas. Where did you say you're off to?
Cucumber: The statue of liberty for photos.
Mr. Bluestern: Statue of liberty it is.

Mr. Bluestern drives those two to where the statue of liberty is and starts taking photos.

Cucumber: Hey Pickles. We need more photos?
Pickles: Why is that? The photos are good lookin' to me.
Cucumber: Take my picture. Hold this (She hands Pickles her camera so he can take pictures of her standing in front of the statue of liberty from far away)
Pickles: Say cheese!

Cucumber begins posing and smiling for Pickles to take pictures of with poses and faces.

Pickles: Ya done yet?
Cucumber: One more thing, Take a picture with me!
Pickles: Ya sure?
Cucumber: Come here! (Grabs Pickles by the hand to get a picture with Cucumber together for a friend selfie)
Pickles: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Cucumber: Smile! (Pushes the button on her camera to get a picture of her and Pickles together)

After a few shots of them together, Pickles began to be flattered. After their mission was complete, Cucumber sends Editor Eddie the photos they took on their journey including the crook they caught.

Editor Eddie: Well done Cucumber! Not only you took magnificent photos of the empire state building and the statue of liberty, you even caught NYC's most wanted criminal that goes around lighting stuff on fire. Good job you two!

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