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Originally published on 7th, September 2024

UPDATE AS OF 2025: I have decided to switch the story to make it more specific to the first sequence so that way you guys would know how they met some of their fans and how Cucumber had her life with Pickles. Don't worry, the How It Began chapter was a remake of one of the Classic Sequence chapters. That'll be uploaded soon.", "writing": "24 July 2009\n\n\nAfter Cucumber & Pickles was the winner of the best photographers of the century, after they were back in business, Their motivation in adventuring continued. After Pickles went to his dorm room to relax after a fabulous moment and watch TV. In the middle of Pickles' TV time, his phone began to ring. He picked it up and answered it and it was Cucumber. She needed his help packing her stuff at her house because she's getting evicted. Not because of refusal to pay the rent. Because the house is being torn down to replace the neighbor hood with a tollway. Pickles accepted the offer only because he cares so much about Cucumber and wants to help her. In spite the fact Cucumber hired some movers, Pickles still came to help Cucumber so that way it would make progress faster. The movers were Jonathan Ramirez and Geoff Caldwell. They were friendly to Cucumber to say the least. Pickles came running to where Cucumber lives with a moving truck parked by her front yard.\n\nPickles: (Panting) I'm here!\nCucumber: Pickles! I'm so glad you came (Hugs him)\nPickles: Am I too late?\nCucumber: Uhh, no you're not. You can help the movers carry the stuff into the van.\nPickles: Are they friendly?\nCucumber: Uhhhh yeah. But remember, don't judge someone before you even get to know them.\nPickles: Right. (Picks up a box and heads out the door when the van is)\nGeoff: You came to help huh? Over here.\nPickles: I like your hat man.\nGeoff: Thanks man. Your's looks cool as well. We're like twins but we're not.\nPickles: You seem to be getting to know Cucumber.\nJonathan: Si, senor! She's a really good lady. A very nice lady. How did you know her?\nPickles: I'm her assistant at photography. I've been her assistant since 1994. \nGeoff: Wow! You two get along?\nPickles: Uh huh! I'm Pickles by the way.\nGeoff: Nice to meet you Pickles! I'm Geoff Caldwell and this is Jonathan Ramirez. He's from Honduras.\nJonathan: Si, Is it okay if I call you Señor Pepinillos? If you know Spanish?\nPickles: Sé un poco de español, sí! And yes it's fine if you call me that. Now if you'll excuse me, Imma get more boxes.\nGeoff: Do your thing man.\n\nPickles, Geoff and Jonathan got more boxes are loading everything in the moving van. Cucumber didn't really have much stuff or furniture in her house so it was a piece of cake loading up the van. But Cucumber didn't tell where she was going leaving the guys baffled. Cucumber was confused and got kind of upset not knowing what to do.\n\nPickles: Cucumber, you're not moving out of Busytown are you?\nCucumber: No I'm not. I don't know where to go I just.. (Puts her hand on her face and cries slightly) I don't know where to go. This neighborhood was so peaceful until those bastards are putting a tollway in this neighborhood! \nPickles: Corruption.. Sons a bitches.\nCucumber: Guys, I don't know where to move. Can you please hold the boxes in the van until I think of where to move?\nGeoff: Of course! Anything for a famous travel photographer. Now just don't cry. It'll work out fine.\nJonathan: I'm sure your new home would be better señorita.\nPickles: Let's just clear our heads and go play some pool. Alright?\nCucumber: Okay.\n\nCucumber and Pickles leave her house while Geoff drives his moving van back to his house with all over Cucumber's belongings in the back of the van. As Geoff leaves the truck, he locks the doors and the back door of the van so that way none of Cucumber's belongings would get robbed. Meanwhile, Pickles takes Cucumber to a place where they can play billiards to get their minds off of Cucumber's house. So far they were having a good time playing billiards together and talking about something else. Pickles was talking about how cool Geoff and Jonathan were and what he likes.\n\nPickles: Geoff is a cool guy despite the fact he's just short.\nCucumber: What's wrong with being short?\nPickles: Nothing. I don't judge someone by their height, I don't care if someone is American or not, I don't care where they're from. I'm doing what you said, don't judge someone without getting to know them.\nCucumber: Thanks for taking my advice Pickles. It makes me pleased.\n\nIn the middle of their conversation, A pig with a red suit and red golfer hat and green glasses approaches those two, He was asking to join the game with the two because the other activities were full.\n\n????: Excuse me, do you mind if I join the game with you? Everywhere else is full.\nPickles: Not at all! Go for it!\n????: Thanks! Billiards is one of my favorites!\nPickles: Mine too!\n????: Wait a second, That canine next to you looks so much like... like.. like what I saw on the paper in the 90s! She looks like... Cucumber!\nCucumber: That's me! \nPickles: And I'm Pickles. Her assistant.\n????: Cool! I finally get to meet my heroes in person! Today is my lucky day! I'm Kevyn by the way, Kevyn Sparerib!\nCucumber: Pleasure to meet you Kevyn! Let's take turns using this pool stick because we took the last one. Is it okay?\nKevyn: No problem! It seems fair!\n\nKevyn then gets a turn at billiards and shoots the cue ball at the particular ball into the hole. Pickles encouraged his skills and made the next turn but his cue ball ended up in the pocket. Pickles did his best to control his stress and so he did. It was Cucumber's turn to shoot the cue ball to another ball. Right as she was gonna make her shot, Kevyn asked what the two have been up to lately. Cucumber didn't want to tell him that she was moving to another home but Kevyn still asked what she's been up to and won't tell anyone because Kevyn is a very nice guy. Cucumber finally spoke of what's been going on.\n\nCucumber: Well, I'm moving to another house because my neighborhood is being replaced with a tollway. I didn't expect that to happen until now. I was so scared and didn't know what to do because it was the only place I call home and It's hard for me to accept change. \nKevyn: Where you plannin' on going?\nCucumber: I don't know where to go. Probably the gutter.\nKevyn: Awww don't say that! Do you live with someone at your house?\nCucumber: No.\nKevyn: You don't? Well that's too bad so sad. Do you get lonely?\nCucumber: I guess.\nKevyn: Hey Pickles, do you live in a home?\nPickles: Well, it's more of an apartment like dorm room, it's not ideal but I don't have very much stuff there. All I have is my TV, my toaster, fridge, stove, washer, dryer, bathroom.\nKevyn: Pause! You don't have to name your basic furniture. Name what you got.\nPickles: My pictures, my movies, and I think that's it. Cucumber doesn't have much stuff either.\nKevyn: Well Cucumber, Might I suggest you move in with Pickles?\nCucumber: Ummmm... I'm not sure.\nPickles: Come on Cucumber. It's safe, air conditioned, the furnace works good, all my shit works well and there's plenty of room for all your shit.\nCucumber: Is it okay if you show me?\nPickles: Sure. So that way it'll give you time to think.\nKevyn: Is it alright if I come with you guys? I'm no stranger. We now know each other. You guys are my heroes!\nCucumber: Do you drive?\nKevyn: Yes I do! Is it alright if I follow you? What car do you guys drive?\nCucumber: Me and Pickles share my Jeep. It's the light tan jeep in the parking lot. That's what you should follow.\nKevyn: Got it! I'll meet you there!\n\nThe 3 leave the place and Cucumber gets in her jeep along with Pickles. Kevyn gets in his car so he can follow their Jeep so he can guide Pickles. Luckily, Pickles' place is only about 12 miles away from Cucumber's house she's moving out of. Cucumber is a little nervous and worried about Pickles' place. So Pickles asked what she's worried about.\n\nPickles: Still worried about where to go?\nCucumber: It's not just that. What does your place look like? I hope you're right.\nPickles: I would like to tell you what it looks like, But, I don't want to ruin the surprise.\nCucumber: I like surprises I guess.\n\nCucumber parks her jeep by the front curb of the complex where Pickles' place is located. Kevyn parked behind the jeep and they all step out of their vehicles and Pickles leads the way to where his unit is. He looks for his house keys put they were nowhere to be found around him leaving him angered.\n\nPickles: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I left my house keys at your old house! Shit!\nCucumber: Shall we go back and get them?\nPickles: Oh we are not driving 12 damn miles back there and wasting gas!\nCucumber: Well there's gotta be something we can do!\nPickles: I'm afraid not. Unless.. The spare key.. That's it! \n\nPickles looks under his doormat to see if his spare house key is under it and he was in luck, the spare house key was found. Pickles picks it up and inserts the key into the knob to unlock it and opens the door. And invites Kevyn and Cucumber in.\n\nPickles: It's not perfect but just don't judge me. Sorry about the smell, I know it smells like tobacco in here.\nCucumber: I've dated worse.\nPickles: Cucumber! You didn't tell me you had a man before!\nCucumber: Don't you remember? He dumped me after his ferocious behavior and how he treated me like a piece of shit. \nPickles: Ohhh.. whew..\nCucumber: Could use a cleaning.\nPickles: I know but, I don't got a vacuum cleaner.\nCucumber: I got one but it's in the moving truck.\nPickles: On with the tour!\n\nPickles carries on showing Cucumber around of his place including the living room connected to the kitchen, and the one bedroom and one bathroom which is located in the one bedroom which is of course the master bedroom. His bedroom contained posters of Bunny Cash, Kenny Chestnut and other country artists. He even has a multi function radio in his room which can play CDs, Vinyl, Cassettes, and even hook up an MP3 player to it. He also has another TV which is in his bedroom besides the TV in the living room with only one couch. Cucumber begins to comment about the bathroom before she could see it.\n\nCucumber: Umm Pickles? I don't know if I wanna look it your bathroom because.. I'm worried that it might be uhhh.. stinky.\nPickles: No worries! I always leave my bathroom window open for some fresh air!\nKevyn: Always? What if someone breaks in your home?\nPickles: Then when I'm done with it, I close it and lock it.\nCucumber: So it's not filthy in there?\nPickles: What could be worse? Take a look in it for 3 seconds Cucumber\n\nCucumber then peeks into the bathroom for 3 seconds and it doesn't smell bad. The fact how nice the bathroom looks makes her wanna look in it longer. She was amazed in seeing how there is a bathtub and shower combined. It was even big that it could fit 2 adults in it. \n\nPickles: That was more than 3 seconds, What made you wanna look long?\nCucumber: That bathtub looks nice! It's so big that it could fit many people!\nPickles: You can say that again!\nKevyn: You got a laundry room?\nPickles: Yeah but the washer and dryer is located in that closet over there. \nKevyn: (Opens the closet) Huh, not bad.\nCucumber: What's that door over there?\nPickles: Oh! That's the balcony! Come take a look outside!\n\nCucumber follows Pickles to the balcony so they can feel the fresh summer air. Cucumber was pleased about the balcony but made a suggestion.\n\nCucumber: I would like a suggestion for your balcony.\nPickles: What is it?\nCucumber: You should decorate it with.. plants and stuff.\nPickles: Got any plants?\nCucumber: Not as much. \nKevyn: Well? Has the lady seen everything in Pickled Garlic's pad?\nPickles: First off, Don't call me that. Secondly, Yes she has. \nKevyn: What do you say? Are you in?\nCucumber: Can I have a minute to think?\nPickles: Take your time.\n\nCucumber then goes in a room where she can think about what it would be like living with Pickles in his place and thinking about plans about where to put her stuff. She does care about Pickles as well after all the adventures they had together and all the good times they had. So, she thought it over and she accepted the offer to move in with Pickles in his unit. Cucumber walks back to Kevyn and Cucumber to announce her decision.\n\nCucumber: Well Pickles, I thought it over and.. I'll do it. I'll move in with you after I did some thinking of all the times we spent and all the adventures we had. I'm sure my life with you will be sweeter than it was.\nPickles: Hot diggity!\nKevyn: Excellent!\nCucumber: I'm sure we'll figure out where to put my stuff here. But I hope it's not problem if..\nPickles: If what?\nCucumber: If I share your bed.\nKevyn: Share his bed? But look at his bed. He's got a fuckin' folding mattress for one person! \nCucumber: I still have my queen size bed set. Is there room for it?\nPickles: Looks like it. It's a master bedroom, whadda ya know?\nCucumber: So when he get my queen size bed to your room, It's not a problem if we share it when we sleep is it?\nPickles: Of course not! I will keep you warm at night. Be warned, I might cuddle ya.\nCucumber: (Giggles) How cute! Anyways, you have a nice place Pickles. I can't wait to live a life with you.\nPickles: (Puts his hand on his chest) I am very pleased to hear that from you.\nCucumber: The next thing we need to do is call Geoff again. Do you have a phone?\nPickles: I only have my home phone.\nKevyn: You still have a home phone? (Scoffs) I got my cellphone! I think you two need cellphones because it's 2009! Cellphones is where you can call anywhere you go!\nCucumber: You know something? You're right Kevyn. But let's not worry about cellphones right now. Let me just call Geoff to tell him that I found a place.\nPickles: I'm sure Geoff and Jonathan will help us, right? And you'll help us too. Right Kevyn?\nKevyn: For a 47 year old swine like me, I got the bones to lift some stuff!\n\n\nCucumber walks over to Pickles' telephone on a desk and dials Geoff's phone number. Geoff answers the phone and wonders what number it is because he never gotten a call from Pickles' number before. So Cucumber began to speak and told him she was calling from Pickles' home phone and told him the good news. Geoff was relieved after the news regarding Cucumber moving in with Pickles. After they were both talking about plans, Geoff grabs his keys to his moving van and puts the key in the ignition, turns it sideways to start it up. He then checks to see if Cucumber's belongings are secure in the back of the van; and so they are. He hits the gas pedal and drives carefully using his GPS device so he knows where to go. Jonathan was sitting next to Geoff in the front seat so he can help too.\n\nMiles later, Geoff and Jonathan have arrived at Pickles' complex and waited for them to come outside and unload the van. Believe it or not, Geoff and Jonathan knows Kevyn very well and they start talking while they were loading Cucumber's belongings at Pickles' place. They loaded the queen sized mattress last and it was a challenge getting it upstairs and into the room because Pickles had to move most things out of the way in his bedroom in order to make space for the queen size mattress. They've done everything to spruce up the place by cleaning, vaccuming, decorating and furnishing it a little bit. Cucumber only had one couch so Pickles said it was okay for them to put the other couch in his living room so the living room itself wouldn't look boring. After all the work is done, Pickles' place looked better than ever. The last thing to do was deciding what to do with Pickles' folding mattress.\n\nCucumber: What are you planning to do with that folding mattress Pickles?\nPickles: Let's dump that piece of shit. \nGeoff: I can take it to the dump.\nKevyn: Before Cucumber gets to enjoy her new life with Dill Pickle, Imma take them to get cellphones so that way they can contact each other along with his friends anywhere they go.\nJonathan: Excellente. They really needed celulars. \nGeoff: He means cellphones.\nPickles: I figured. Let's go Kev!\n\nCucumber and Pickles then leaves Pickles' unit and thanked Geoff and Jonathan for the help along with Kevyn. Cucumber & Pickles follows Kevyn to a good cellphone company store to get their own cellphones to live in the future. They found their desired cellphones at the store and decided to purchase it. They each get a SIM card so that way it would activate the service in order for the cellphones to make calls anywhere. They both got keypad cellphones the same brand but different colors. Pickles got a red cellphone while Cucumber got a yellow cellphone as yellow is her favorite color. Their purchase was successful and their job was done. They head back to Pickles' complex so Cucumber can relax with Pickles in his bedroom and watch TV together. She never felt better in her life after moving out of her house about to be torn down. She's gonna miss living in the neighborhood but, she'll get over it. She'll have a better life living with Pickles anyways.\n\nThe End.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "24 July 2009


After Cucumber & Pickles was the winner of the best photographers of the century, after they were back in business, Their motivation in adventuring continued. After Pickles went to his dorm room to relax after a fabulous moment and watch TV. In the middle of Pickles' TV time, his phone began to ring. He picked it up and answered it and it was Cucumber. She needed his help packing her stuff at her house because she's getting evicted. Not because of refusal to pay the rent. Because the house is being torn down to replace the neighbor hood with a tollway. Pickles accepted the offer only because he cares so much about Cucumber and wants to help her. In spite the fact Cucumber hired some movers, Pickles still came to help Cucumber so that way it would make progress faster. The movers were Jonathan Ramirez and Geoff Caldwell. They were friendly to Cucumber to say the least. Pickles came running to where Cucumber lives with a moving truck parked by her front yard.

Pickles: (Panting) I'm here!
Cucumber: Pickles! I'm so glad you came (Hugs him)
Pickles: Am I too late?
Cucumber: Uhh, no you're not. You can help the movers carry the stuff into the van.
Pickles: Are they friendly?
Cucumber: Uhhhh yeah. But remember, don't judge someone before you even get to know them.
Pickles: Right. (Picks up a box and heads out the door when the van is)
Geoff: You came to help huh? Over here.
Pickles: I like your hat man.
Geoff: Thanks man. Your's looks cool as well. We're like twins but we're not.
Pickles: You seem to be getting to know Cucumber.
Jonathan: Si, senor! She's a really good lady. A very nice lady. How did you know her?
Pickles: I'm her assistant at photography. I've been her assistant since 1994.
Geoff: Wow! You two get along?
Pickles: Uh huh! I'm Pickles by the way.
Geoff: Nice to meet you Pickles! I'm Geoff Caldwell and this is Jonathan Ramirez. He's from Honduras.
Jonathan: Si, Is it okay if I call you Señor Pepinillos? If you know Spanish?
Pickles: Sé un poco de español, sí! And yes it's fine if you call me that. Now if you'll excuse me, Imma get more boxes.
Geoff: Do your thing man.

Pickles, Geoff and Jonathan got more boxes are loading everything in the moving van. Cucumber didn't really have much stuff or furniture in her house so it was a piece of cake loading up the van. But Cucumber didn't tell where she was going leaving the guys baffled. Cucumber was confused and got kind of upset not knowing what to do.

Pickles: Cucumber, you're not moving out of Busytown are you?
Cucumber: No I'm not. I don't know where to go I just.. (Puts her hand on her face and cries slightly) I don't know where to go. This neighborhood was so peaceful until those bastards are putting a tollway in this neighborhood!
Pickles: Corruption.. Sons a bitches.
Cucumber: Guys, I don't know where to move. Can you please hold the boxes in the van until I think of where to move?
Geoff: Of course! Anything for a famous travel photographer. Now just don't cry. It'll work out fine.
Jonathan: I'm sure your new home would be better señorita.
Pickles: Let's just clear our heads and go play some pool. Alright?
Cucumber: Okay.

Cucumber and Pickles leave her house while Geoff drives his moving van back to his house with all over Cucumber's belongings in the back of the van. As Geoff leaves the truck, he locks the doors and the back door of the van so that way none of Cucumber's belongings would get robbed. Meanwhile, Pickles takes Cucumber to a place where they can play billiards to get their minds off of Cucumber's house. So far they were having a good time playing billiards together and talking about something else. Pickles was talking about how cool Geoff and Jonathan were and what he likes.

Pickles: Geoff is a cool guy despite the fact he's just short.
Cucumber: What's wrong with being short?
Pickles: Nothing. I don't judge someone by their height, I don't care if someone is American or not, I don't care where they're from. I'm doing what you said, don't judge someone without getting to know them.
Cucumber: Thanks for taking my advice Pickles. It makes me pleased.

In the middle of their conversation, A pig with a red suit and red golfer hat and green glasses approaches those two, He was asking to join the game with the two because the other activities were full.

????: Excuse me, do you mind if I join the game with you? Everywhere else is full.
Pickles: Not at all! Go for it!
????: Thanks! Billiards is one of my favorites!
Pickles: Mine too!
????: Wait a second, That canine next to you looks so much like... like.. like what I saw on the paper in the 90s! She looks like... Cucumber!
Cucumber: That's me!
Pickles: And I'm Pickles. Her assistant.
????: Cool! I finally get to meet my heroes in person! Today is my lucky day! I'm Kevyn by the way, Kevyn Sparerib!
Cucumber: Pleasure to meet you Kevyn! Let's take turns using this pool stick because we took the last one. Is it okay?
Kevyn: No problem! It seems fair!

Kevyn then gets a turn at billiards and shoots the cue ball at the particular ball into the hole. Pickles encouraged his skills and made the next turn but his cue ball ended up in the pocket. Pickles did his best to control his stress and so he did. It was Cucumber's turn to shoot the cue ball to another ball. Right as she was gonna make her shot, Kevyn asked what the two have been up to lately. Cucumber didn't want to tell him that she was moving to another home but Kevyn still asked what she's been up to and won't tell anyone because Kevyn is a very nice guy. Cucumber finally spoke of what's been going on.

Cucumber: Well, I'm moving to another house because my neighborhood is being replaced with a tollway. I didn't expect that to happen until now. I was so scared and didn't know what to do because it was the only place I call home and It's hard for me to accept change.
Kevyn: Where you plannin' on going?
Cucumber: I don't know where to go. Probably the gutter.
Kevyn: Awww don't say that! Do you live with someone at your house?
Cucumber: No.
Kevyn: You don't? Well that's too bad so sad. Do you get lonely?
Cucumber: I guess.
Kevyn: Hey Pickles, do you live in a home?
Pickles: Well, it's more of an apartment like dorm room, it's not ideal but I don't have very much stuff there. All I have is my TV, my toaster, fridge, stove, washer, dryer, bathroom.
Kevyn: Pause! You don't have to name your basic furniture. Name what you got.
Pickles: My pictures, my movies, and I think that's it. Cucumber doesn't have much stuff either.
Kevyn: Well Cucumber, Might I suggest you move in with Pickles?
Cucumber: Ummmm... I'm not sure.
Pickles: Come on Cucumber. It's safe, air conditioned, the furnace works good, all my shit works well and there's plenty of room for all your shit.
Cucumber: Is it okay if you show me?
Pickles: Sure. So that way it'll give you time to think.
Kevyn: Is it alright if I come with you guys? I'm no stranger. We now know each other. You guys are my heroes!
Cucumber: Do you drive?
Kevyn: Yes I do! Is it alright if I follow you? What car do you guys drive?
Cucumber: Me and Pickles share my Jeep. It's the light tan jeep in the parking lot. That's what you should follow.
Kevyn: Got it! I'll meet you there!

The 3 leave the place and Cucumber gets in her jeep along with Pickles. Kevyn gets in his car so he can follow their Jeep so he can guide Pickles. Luckily, Pickles' place is only about 12 miles away from Cucumber's house she's moving out of. Cucumber is a little nervous and worried about Pickles' place. So Pickles asked what she's worried about.

Pickles: Still worried about where to go?
Cucumber: It's not just that. What does your place look like? I hope you're right.
Pickles: I would like to tell you what it looks like, But, I don't want to ruin the surprise.
Cucumber: I like surprises I guess.

Cucumber parks her jeep by the front curb of the complex where Pickles' place is located. Kevyn parked behind the jeep and they all step out of their vehicles and Pickles leads the way to where his unit is. He looks for his house keys put they were nowhere to be found around him leaving him angered.

Pickles: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I left my house keys at your old house! Shit!
Cucumber: Shall we go back and get them?
Pickles: Oh we are not driving 12 damn miles back there and wasting gas!
Cucumber: Well there's gotta be something we can do!
Pickles: I'm afraid not. Unless.. The spare key.. That's it!

Pickles looks under his doormat to see if his spare house key is under it and he was in luck, the spare house key was found. Pickles picks it up and inserts the key into the knob to unlock it and opens the door. And invites Kevyn and Cucumber in.

Pickles: It's not perfect but just don't judge me. Sorry about the smell, I know it smells like tobacco in here.
Cucumber: I've dated worse.
Pickles: Cucumber! You didn't tell me you had a man before!
Cucumber: Don't you remember? He dumped me after his ferocious behavior and how he treated me like a piece of shit.
Pickles: Ohhh.. whew..
Cucumber: Could use a cleaning.
Pickles: I know but, I don't got a vacuum cleaner.
Cucumber: I got one but it's in the moving truck.
Pickles: On with the tour!

Pickles carries on showing Cucumber around of his place including the living room connected to the kitchen, and the one bedroom and one bathroom which is located in the one bedroom which is of course the master bedroom. His bedroom contained posters of Bunny Cash, Kenny Chestnut and other country artists. He even has a multi function radio in his room which can play CDs, Vinyl, Cassettes, and even hook up an MP3 player to it. He also has another TV which is in his bedroom besides the TV in the living room with only one couch. Cucumber begins to comment about the bathroom before she could see it.

Cucumber: Umm Pickles? I don't know if I wanna look it your bathroom because.. I'm worried that it might be uhhh.. stinky.
Pickles: No worries! I always leave my bathroom window open for some fresh air!
Kevyn: Always? What if someone breaks in your home?
Pickles: Then when I'm done with it, I close it and lock it.
Cucumber: So it's not filthy in there?
Pickles: What could be worse? Take a look in it for 3 seconds Cucumber

Cucumber then peeks into the bathroom for 3 seconds and it doesn't smell bad. The fact how nice the bathroom looks makes her wanna look in it longer. She was amazed in seeing how there is a bathtub and shower combined. It was even big that it could fit 2 adults in it.

Pickles: That was more than 3 seconds, What made you wanna look long?
Cucumber: That bathtub looks nice! It's so big that it could fit many people!
Pickles: You can say that again!
Kevyn: You got a laundry room?
Pickles: Yeah but the washer and dryer is located in that closet over there.
Kevyn: (Opens the closet) Huh, not bad.
Cucumber: What's that door over there?
Pickles: Oh! That's the balcony! Come take a look outside!

Cucumber follows Pickles to the balcony so they can feel the fresh summer air. Cucumber was pleased about the balcony but made a suggestion.

Cucumber: I would like a suggestion for your balcony.
Pickles: What is it?
Cucumber: You should decorate it with.. plants and stuff.
Pickles: Got any plants?
Cucumber: Not as much.
Kevyn: Well? Has the lady seen everything in Pickled Garlic's pad?
Pickles: First off, Don't call me that. Secondly, Yes she has.
Kevyn: What do you say? Are you in?
Cucumber: Can I have a minute to think?
Pickles: Take your time.

Cucumber then goes in a room where she can think about what it would be like living with Pickles in his place and thinking about plans about where to put her stuff. She does care about Pickles as well after all the adventures they had together and all the good times they had. So, she thought it over and she accepted the offer to move in with Pickles in his unit. Cucumber walks back to Kevyn and Cucumber to announce her decision.

Cucumber: Well Pickles, I thought it over and.. I'll do it. I'll move in with you after I did some thinking of all the times we spent and all the adventures we had. I'm sure my life with you will be sweeter than it was.
Pickles: Hot diggity!
Kevyn: Excellent!
Cucumber: I'm sure we'll figure out where to put my stuff here. But I hope it's not problem if..
Pickles: If what?
Cucumber: If I share your bed.
Kevyn: Share his bed? But look at his bed. He's got a fuckin' folding mattress for one person!
Cucumber: I still have my queen size bed set. Is there room for it?
Pickles: Looks like it. It's a master bedroom, whadda ya know?
Cucumber: So when he get my queen size bed to your room, It's not a problem if we share it when we sleep is it?
Pickles: Of course not! I will keep you warm at night. Be warned, I might cuddle ya.
Cucumber: (Giggles) How cute! Anyways, you have a nice place Pickles. I can't wait to live a life with you.
Pickles: (Puts his hand on his chest) I am very pleased to hear that from you.
Cucumber: The next thing we need to do is call Geoff again. Do you have a phone?
Pickles: I only have my home phone.
Kevyn: You still have a home phone? (Scoffs) I got my cellphone! I think you two need cellphones because it's 2009! Cellphones is where you can call anywhere you go!
Cucumber: You know something? You're right Kevyn. But let's not worry about cellphones right now. Let me just call Geoff to tell him that I found a place.
Pickles: I'm sure Geoff and Jonathan will help us, right? And you'll help us too. Right Kevyn?
Kevyn: For a 47 year old swine like me, I got the bones to lift some stuff!


Cucumber walks over to Pickles' telephone on a desk and dials Geoff's phone number. Geoff answers the phone and wonders what number it is because he never gotten a call from Pickles' number before. So Cucumber began to speak and told him she was calling from Pickles' home phone and told him the good news. Geoff was relieved after the news regarding Cucumber moving in with Pickles. After they were both talking about plans, Geoff grabs his keys to his moving van and puts the key in the ignition, turns it sideways to start it up. He then checks to see if Cucumber's belongings are secure in the back of the van; and so they are. He hits the gas pedal and drives carefully using his GPS device so he knows where to go. Jonathan was sitting next to Geoff in the front seat so he can help too.

Miles later, Geoff and Jonathan have arrived at Pickles' complex and waited for them to come outside and unload the van. Believe it or not, Geoff and Jonathan knows Kevyn very well and they start talking while they were loading Cucumber's belongings at Pickles' place. They loaded the queen sized mattress last and it was a challenge getting it upstairs and into the room because Pickles had to move most things out of the way in his bedroom in order to make space for the queen size mattress. They've done everything to spruce up the place by cleaning, vaccuming, decorating and furnishing it a little bit. Cucumber only had one couch so Pickles said it was okay for them to put the other couch in his living room so the living room itself wouldn't look boring. After all the work is done, Pickles' place looked better than ever. The last thing to do was deciding what to do with Pickles' folding mattress.

Cucumber: What are you planning to do with that folding mattress Pickles?
Pickles: Let's dump that piece of shit.
Geoff: I can take it to the dump.
Kevyn: Before Cucumber gets to enjoy her new life with Dill Pickle, Imma take them to get cellphones so that way they can contact each other along with his friends anywhere they go.
Jonathan: Excellente. They really needed celulars.
Geoff: He means cellphones.
Pickles: I figured. Let's go Kev!

Cucumber and Pickles then leaves Pickles' unit and thanked Geoff and Jonathan for the help along with Kevyn. Cucumber & Pickles follows Kevyn to a good cellphone company store to get their own cellphones to live in the future. They found their desired cellphones at the store and decided to purchase it. They each get a SIM card so that way it would activate the service in order for the cellphones to make calls anywhere. They both got keypad cellphones the same brand but different colors. Pickles got a red cellphone while Cucumber got a yellow cellphone as yellow is her favorite color. Their purchase was successful and their job was done. They head back to Pickles' complex so Cucumber can relax with Pickles in his bedroom and watch TV together. She never felt better in her life after moving out of her house about to be torn down. She's gonna miss living in the neighborhood but, she'll get over it. She'll have a better life living with Pickles anyways.

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