29th, March 1995 Sam & Dudley have arrived in the city of Geneva, located in Switzerland. It is Mr. Pig's anniversary and he's given his wife a necklace for a present, and to celebrate, they're giving a costume party on one of Lake Geneva's steam boats. Even Sam & Dudley are invited to make sure no one causes trouble nor steals the neckace. Sam: Come on, Dudley! Let's change into our costumes! Dudley: Yes, siree! Sam and Dudley head to a private room to don their costumes for the party. But the room was quite small for them to change and Sam felt a bit resentful doing it in front of another man. Dudley: Sam, could I please borrow your broom? Sam: (Grabs the broom) Here you go, Dudley. Dudley: Thanks. This room could use a cleaning! Sam: No kidding. It's like someone lazy had been staying there. Dudley: (Chuckles) Yeah. In the middle of Dudley cleaning the room, they heard a woman screaming from outside their room which caused the two to be startled. Dudley: What the hell was that? Sam: I don't know, Dudley. Let's find out! Sam & Dudley both run out their room to investigate the lady screaming to see what's wrong. They just found out Mrs. Pig's necklace has been stolen. Sam: What happened? Dudley: What's all the commotion?! Mr. Pig: My wife's pearl necklace has been stolen! She took a nap, and when she woke up, it was gone! Dudley: Oh dear god. Mr. Pig: By the way, what are you supposed to be? Some overrated moosehead? Dudley: I'm a moose chimney sweeper, buddy! You've never seen one before, haven't you? It's a damn clever costume! Don't you think? Mr. Pig: Okay, okay, I get it, geez! Calm your tits! Dudley: Why you! Sam: (Looking at Mrs. Pig's jacket) Mrs. Pig: Ummm.. eyes up here! Sam: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm a detective. (Pulls out his magnifying glass) Hmmm.. the thief has left white powder marks at the scene of the crime. Dudley: But, what does it mean, Sam? Sam: Easy, Dudley. All we have to do, is find someone covered in white poweder. Dudley: And we'll catch the thief! Sam: Dudley! I found some powder marks! Sam looked around to where the powder marks are leading to, him and Dudley followed the mark trail and it led to a police officer eating an icing sugar raspberry jelly donut and the icing sugar was dripping off her donut. Dudley: A good lookin' donut eating police officer! Sam: Wonderful! A real police officer! We really need all the help we can get. Bunny Police Officer: Can I help you guys? Sam: I'm Sam, and this is my partner Dudley! Dudley: Hey there, sweet cheeks! Sam: We're on the trail of a jewel thief. Would you like to help us solve the crime? Bunny Police Officer: Oh, ja! I'd be delighted! Dudley: Aw yeah! Hot police officer helping out! Sam: Pipe down, Dudley! We just met her! Dudley: (Scoffs) Sam: Sorry about him, he's new to the team. Bunny Police Officer: No worries! What is it we are looking for? Sam: A powder trail. Bunny Police Officer: Like that one? (Points to the trail) Sam: Yeah! Well done, officer! The three all follow the trail of powder and it led them to the hallway where the rooms are. Dudley looks at one of the room doors to take a guess where the thief is hiding. Before Dudley could open the door, the baker walks out the door carrying a cake and bumps into Dudley and the cake splatters all over Dudley and the baker. Mr. & Mrs. Pig are walking down the hallway and gasped in horror to see their anniversary cake ruined. Mrs. Pig: My anniversary cake! No!! Sam: Dammit Dudley! Why did you have to stand by that door when a baker was carrying that cake?! Dudley: I didn't know it was the kitchen! Sam: Well, you guessed poorly! Bunny Police Officer: Alright, boys, let's calm down. Sam: (Scoops his finger on the icing of the cake and eats it) Mmmm, on the other hand, this cake is damn good. Bunny Police Officer: The baker has all purpose flour all over him. Sam: Let me put him down on a list of suspects. Baker: Was?!! (What?!!) Mr. Pig: How goes the investigation, detectives? Sam: Very well, Mr. Pig. We're on the trail of uhhh.. uhhh.. shit, what was it? Oh! A powder trail! Mr. Pig: You mean like that one? (Points to another trail) Sam: Exactly! Come on, Dudley! The three continue following the powder trail, Mr. and Mrs. Pig are following the three. Dudley sees floating powder next to a room door and suspects the thief is hiding in the room. Dudley barged into the room door and sees a cat lady putting her clothes on, she screams in horror after Dudley opened the door and walked in. The lady attempt to jump through the window next to her chair to escape Dudley from peeping at her. Bunny Police Officer: It's nothing but a powder part for applying makeup. Sam: We're terribly sorry we spooked you, ma'am. Cat Lady: Help me out of here! Sam and Dudley attempt to push the lady out of the window, but it seems they pushed too hard, because the lady popped out the window and landed in the water. Cat Lady: Now help me out of here! Sam: Hold on! Sam throws a lasso to aim it at the lady who fell in the water, and successfully catches her and reels her back to the boat, but the lady is still not happy about this mess. Cat Lady: (Slaps Sam) Creep! Sam: He did it! (Points to Dudley) Cat Lady: Pervert! (Slaps Dudley) Dudley: Oww! We're really sorry! Cat Lady: You'll be sorry when you get your sorry assses thrown in jail! Hmph! (Walks away) Dudley: (Murmurs) Damn, what a bitch. Sam: Let's just.. continue our search. Sam looks around for more powder marks to see if they can find another clue, in the middle of looking around, he hears someone babbling like a baby. Sam: Did you say something, Dudley? Dudley: I didn't say anything. The Bunny police officer looks around and sees a baby mouse with a mother fox, so she beckons Sam & Dudley to see if the powder rings a bell. Bunny Police Officer: Awww! Look at the cute little baby. Sam: He's covered in white powder. Mother Fox: Oh! That's talcum powder! I just changed the dear child's diaper. Dudley: Bet you didn't enjoy looking at the blowout he caused. Sam: Dudley! Dudley: Hang on, Sam, I'm looking. Dudley looks around at the powder trail. As he was looking around, his antler on his moose helmet grabbed the mouse by the shirt, the mother fox caught the baby safely. Sam: Dudley? We should get back to our investigation. Bunny Police Officer: (Looks at the compass) Look! We are heading back to the port! The cruise is ending. Dudley: We don't have much time, Sam. Sam: I have an idea, but I'll have to borrow your watch, madam police officer. Bunny Police Officer: But, that's my favourite watch. Sam: But if the thief tries to steal it, we'll be ready. Sam places the police officer's watch on a bucket he found for a trap for the thief and finds a place to hide with Dudley and the police officer. Sam: (Quietly) Quick! Let's hide in here! Dudley: (Runs to the door, but the antlers stopped him and he falls) Ah! Son of a bitch! Sam: Shhh! I hear something. Dudley: Huh? Sam: That's it! Someone's taking the watch! Dudley open the door! Dudley: I can't! It's blocked! Sam & Bunny Police Officer: Locked?! Sam: Are you fucking serious right now?! Dudley, Sam and the Police Officer Bunny start pounding on the door. Luckily, Mr. Pig can hear the yells and pounding from the door, he unlocks the door and the three jump out of the door. Sam: Whew, I thought we'd be trapped in here forever! Mr. Pig: Have you caught the necklace thief yet? Sam: Very nearly. Minutes later, Mrs. Pig began to bawl her eyes out over her stolen necklace, Sam & Dudley hang their heads low in grief thinking they screwed up. Dudley: (Sigh) What are we going to do now? Bunny Police Officer: Perhaps you could get my watch back? Dudley: (Sees a baker with a big cake) I figured it out, Sam! The baker hid the pearls in his cake! Sam: Dudley, No! Dudley: (Jumps onto the cake and it splatters) Sam: God dammit, Dudley! As Dudley was on the ground, He sees the mother fox and the baby mouse walking by. The baby mouse was pulling a duck toy wagon, all is not lost, there are pearls coming out of the duck. Dudley: What a nice toy! It's laying eggs! I hope they're chocolate eggs! (Dudley picks up one of the pearls) Dudley: Wait a minute.. this is no egg, It's.. a pearl! After what Dudley said, a ringing is heard, and it was the police officer bunny's watch and she recognises it very well. Bunny Police Officer: That sounds like my watch! Dudley: Aha! You two are the thieves! Mother fox: Run! The mother fox and the baby mouse starts to run away from Dudley, so Dudley and the police officer bunny chases after them, but ends up tripping over the necklace pearls and fell off the boat. The thieves were in disguises, so the fox is actually a man wearing a lady's clothing, and the mouse is wearing baby clothes. Sam waves his lasso around like a cowboy and aims it at the thieves and successfully catches them. Sam: Four fingers Fox and Raffles Rat?! I should have known! Four Fingers: Uh oh... Sam: You two are under arrest for stealing a pearl necklace and a watch! Raffles: No! I don't wanna go to jail! Four Fingers and Raffle are taken on a police boat to be put in a jail cell for their crimes. Dudley succesfully got back on the boat after being thrown off the boat, and it seems the police officer bunny is around here somewhere. The pearls have been returned to Mrs. Pig, and never in her life she was happy that her necklace has been restored looking better than ever, she was indebted to the detectives. Mrs. Pig: Thank you so much, detectives! Sam: You're welcome, madam! Dudley: What luck the alarm on your watch went off when it did, officer. Bunny Police Officer: Oh, there is nothing lucky about it, the alarm always goes off at two o'clock precisely at the end of my lunch break. Sam: Huh? Bunny Police Officer: Now, if you'll excuse me, I must clean up. Sam: Y-You mean you're not a police officer? Bunny Police Officer: Oh, nein, that was my costume for the party. Dudley: (Murmurs to Sam) That's even more hotter than I thought. As the bunny police officer in disguise walks off to clean up, a baker approaches Sam & Dudley with cupcakes on a tray, Sam & Dudley both take a cupcake from the tray as a reward. They both eat it and they were content from the cupcake they ate. After they got done eating the cupcakes, the bunny walks back to Sam & Dudley so she can invite them to her hotel room she's staying in. Bunny Police Officer: Sam? Dudley? I was wondering.. wanna come by my hotel? I got other things to tell you. Sam: Count us in! Dudley: Yes! Best day ever! Woo! Sam & Dudley all follow the bunny to her hotel room, she opens her door and waves them in and gets them to sit on the bed. She closes the door and locks the door so no one disturbs them. Sam: Nice place, madam. Bunny Police Officer: Danke! Dudley: What were you gonna tell us? Bunny Police Officer: Remember when I told you that I'm not a police officer? Dudley: Yeah? Bunny Police Officer: Well, you do know it was just a costume for the party. Dudley: Go on. Bunny Police Officer: I'm actually a stripper. Sam & Dudley: Woah! Even better! Bunny Police Officer: Now, as a reward for returning my watch and the lady's necklace.. Let's finish this. The bunny stripper starts to undress herself, she takes her shirt and dress off leaving her sexy lingerie on. Sam & Dudley were both amazed seeing how sexy she is looking. The stripper than commands them to remove their shirts so they can have a little fun. Bunny Police Officer: Care to take off your shirts? Sam: Don't look at me, Dudley. Dudley: I won't look at ya, I promise. Bunny Police Officer: There we go. Now, the pants. Sam: (Removes his pants) Dudley: (Same) Bunny Police Officer: Feeling stiffy yet? Sam: Not yet. Dudley: I am! But you should start wow-ing us! Bunny Police Officer: I know just what to do! (Removes her bra and fondles her own boobs) Sam: Woah.. (Grows a boner) Bunny Police Officer: (Removes her g string panties leaving her kneesocks on) Dudley: Dear god, I'm so turned on.. The bunny stripper then approaches the two and starts to offer a rimjob to the two. Sam and Dudley are shuddering with excitement as she is rubbing their hard penises real good. Already, she is increasing the speed of rubbing. Sam: Ahahahah... Dudley: Heheheh.. that's good, that's good.. Bunny Police Officer: That feel good? Dudley: Hell yeah. Bunny Police Officer: Good. (Rubs faster) Dudley: Oh god.. Oh god! It's.. It's! Bunny Police Officer: Huh? Dudley: (Cums) Bunny Police Officer: Oooo! You came! Sam: Really, Dudley? You came already? Dudley: Sorry about that, I got too excited. Sam: But I didn't cum yet. Bunny Police Officer: Don't worry, there's plenty of time! Dudley: Wanna go again? Bunny Police Officer: Ja, but let me put this on for you boys. The bunny stripper grabs a box of condoms, she gets two which goes for Dudley and one goes for Sam. She puts them on them, and she gets on the bed to position. Dudley is standing at the end of the bed and Sam is on the bed. Sam is about to place his penis into the stripper's vagina whilst she performs oral sex on Dudley. Dudley got more excited and Sam is already thrusting back and forth. The bunny stripper is moaning so beautifully that it motivates Sam to increase the speed of thrusting. Minutes later, Sam & Dudley began to ejaculate, but the fun is far from over. After a few rounds, Sam & Dudley were amazed about how much fun they had. By that time, it was time for Sam & Dudley to leave Switzerland. The bunny stripper kisses both Sam & Dudley on the forehead and waves goodbye at them. Next chapter coming..