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But Vinegar had a better plan, the trio change their outfits and appearances. Will their plan work or will is backfire?", "description_bbcode_parsed": "The Busytown Mall is up for reopening until a gang is posing a threat to bomb it as the trio come for photos. But Vinegar had a better plan, the trio change their outfits and appearances. Will their plan work or will is backfire?", "writing": "25 April 2025\n\n\nAfter Vinegar's training/Vinegar's first mission as a photographer, Editor Eddie was impressed towards Vinegar's skills in spite of some mishaps. A few weeks after the mission, Editor Eddie calls over the trio for another mission. They were inquired to take photos of the reopening of the Busytown Mall. But unfortunetly, the mall is under a threat.\n\nEditor Eddie: Cucumber! Pickle! Vinegar! Glad you three could make it! Here's the address to the Busytown Mall (Gives a paper with the address written on it)\nCucumber: That's the address? Oh Editor Eddie, you couldn't have. We coulda just looked up the address on the internet.\nEditor Eddie: Oh, my bad. Anyways, The problem is, there's a threat being plotted at the mall before the reopening.\nVinegar: Threat? What kind? Gang members??\nEditor Eddie: Right you are. What you three need to do is watch out. Got it? Cucumber, go to a safe place like a café or something with your laptop, Pickles, Vinegar. Be extremely careful because, That gang member was founded by the late Spencer Howler.\nPickles: Oh don't you worry, We can handle ourselves. I dealt with Spencer before.\nEditor Eddie: Yeah but still, Be super careful. Good luck you three!\n\nAfter Editor Eddie gets done talking to the trio, they leave the office, hop in Cucumber's Jeep and start driving to the mall. Editor Eddie was right of course. There were gang members gathered around the mall before the reopening takes place. Those guys do look tough, they have knives, bricks, and even bombs in their hands. Cucumber & Pickles looked intimidated.\n\nPickles: Jesus, those guys sure look tough..\nCucumber: My, You're not wrong..\nVinegar: Guys, I have a plan.\nCucumber: What's your plan, Vinegar?\nVinegar: Come here, come close. \n\nVinegar walks off and brings Cucumber and Pickles close to him so they can hear him talking quietly about his plan he is devising. Cucumber agreed with the plan but Pickles was skeptical about it.\n\nVinegar: Here's the plan, We will disguise ourselves, change our accents, names and pretend to join that gang.\nPickles: You shitting me?? I think-\nCucumber: That's a good plan.\nPickles: What I was gonna say was it's gonna be a dangerous plan.\nVinegar: Oh it's gonna work, Trust me. \nCucumber: Hold on.. What if the gangs find out who we are? What if they already know us?\nVinegar: I would like to answer your question. But for now, We are going to find some clothes to disguise ourselves.\nPickles: And wear different hats too?\nVinegar: Right you are, cousin. Let's go.\n\nThe trio hops in the jeep again to drive to a boutique to find some clothes to disguise themselves with. Pickles has found himself a nice, black suit. He didn't find a hat because he didn't feel like finding himself a hat, But Vinegar found a cowboy hat but it's black. He also found a suit that looks like Pickles' suit. Cucumber was struggling to find clothes due to her pregnant belly. She was trying on pants but sadly, they wouldn't fit. Not even the black shirt she wanted fits her. A worker comes up to Cucumber and asks for help. Cucumber asked if there's any piece of clothing that would fit Cucumber during her pregnancy. The worker presented a black large maternity dress that's long sleeved and the skirt long enough to cover her legs, the dress size is large enough for to reduce the visibility of Cucumber's pregnant belly poking through. Cucumber green lighted that dress and says she'll take it. The trio purchases their outfits and starts to don their outfits, they put their original outfits in a bag. They left the boutique and put the bag of their clothes in the trunk and they hit the road and head back to the mall while the gang members are still there. \n\nVinegar: Alright, I'm sure as shit these disguises are good. They won't know who we are if we change our accents. I've been on the photography job for weeks now. Just do what I say.\nCucumber: I just hope it does not fail.\nVinegar: Now Cucumber, Now is not the time to prejudge. We'll just watch and see what happens. Kay?\nCucumber: Okay.\n\nThe trio are starting to approach the gang members at the mall as they are thinking of where to plant bombs. The trio were wearing their outfits to go incognito. They even changed their accents too. Vinegar is doing his regular accent because they don't know him, Cucumber is doing a French accent and Pickles is doing a Mexican accent. Vinegar approach the leader called \"Foster\". He begins by tapping on Foster's shoulder. Foster turns around a points a gun at the three.\n\nFoster: Who the hell are you three? Go away before I shoot your asses.\nVinegar: Calm yourself dude. We wanna join you guys.\nFoster: Wait.. You do? Oh what the hell. I've been looking for recruits not too long ago. My gang has been going down the shitter. What are your names?\nVinegar: (Clears throat) I'm... Walter Price. And this is uhhh..\nPickles: Brady Tupperworth\nVinegar: And she's uhhh.. Abigail Fischer. We're looking to join you guys.\nFoster: Nice to meet you three. Welcome to my gang. Our plan is to bomb this mall and kill whoever tries to stop the bomb. Here are the bombs, you don't have to worry about activating them because I have the controls in my pocket. Just plan them and once you're done, I will press this button to detonate.\nCucumber: (French Accent) You can count on us!\nPickles: (Mexican Accent) Oh dear.. these bombs are.. strange.\nFoster: Fascinating huh? Alright you three, head to the back of the building to plant those bombs.\nPickles: Si senor! We won't let you down!\nCucumber: Wish us luck, monsieur!\n\nThe three head to the back of the mall building to plant the bombs. But instead of planting bombs to blow up the building, Vinegar has a plan to defuse the bomb making them duds meaning that they blow up only a little little bit causing little damage to a building. \n\nVinegar: I was thinkin of defusing these bombs after we stick them on this building so we can fool them.\nPickles: Are you sure?\nCucumber: Yeah, are you sure that's gonna work?\nVinegar: Would you two quit your boobin?! It's gonna work. Trust me. Now.\n\nVinegar pulls out a small screwdriver to open up the bomb. The back of the bomb opens and contains some wires. Luckily, Vinegar knew a lot about wires on bombs. So he knows to cut the yellow wire which is where it would make the explosion. He grabs a pair of scissors and cuts the yellow wire on all of the bombs Foster gave him. After they were cut, Vinegar screw the back cover back on so they would all look like they were never tampered with and places the bombs on the back of the building. After they were all planted, the trio returns to Foster.\n\nPickles: (Mexican Accent) Senor! Senor! We planted the bombs on the building!\nFoster: Well done, Brady. Did you guys plant them where I told you to?\nCucumber: (French Accent) Oui! We planted them on the back of the building along with the sides. This is going to be an amazing blow.\nFoster: I agree with ya, Abigail. All I gotta do is activate this detonator.\nPickles: (Mexican Accent) Oh no.. I mean.. Oh no way! This is gonna be fantasico!\nCucumber: Press the button, Foster!\nVinegar: Wait, before you press the button, I have this machete in case people come near us. If they come near us, I will slice them like California rolls!\nFoster: Well done, Walter.\n\nFoster then proceeds to press the button on the detonator to blow up the Busytown Mall. But instead, the bombs did not blow up because of the wires that Vinegar cut on all of them. Foster was flummoxed on why the bombs are blowing up. Vinegar pretends to answer the question without saying that he cut the wires.\n\nFoster: What the.. why did they not explode? Are the bombs broken?\nVinegar: That's odd.\nCucumber: (French accent) Very odd indeed..\n\nAfter Foster gave in on trying to activate the bombs, his mission did not go according to plan. So right as him and the gang decide to find more bombs, Vinegar has something to say.\n\nVinegar: Oh, Uhhh.. Foster? There's something you should.. know.\nFoster: What is it, Walter? Hit me.\nVinegar: (Clears throat) I'm not Walter Price nor this guy is Brady Tupperworth nor this lady is Abigail Fischer.\nFoster: Wait.. What?!\n\nAfter Vinegar announces the fact that they were not the aforementioned names, They begin to remove their glasses and put on their normal hats.\n\nVinegar: We are actually travel photographers this whole time.\nFoster: W-What the fuck?! Travel photographers?! You pieces of shit!! You tricked me and I fell for this shit?!\nVinegar: Yes siree Bob! \nFoster: Ohhhh I'm gonna shoot you three! (Points a gun at the three)\nCucumber & Pickles: Oh shit!\nVinegar: Wait, Mister. Before you shoot us, I see something.\nFoster: What do you see, asswipe?\nVinegar: The police are coming!\nFoster: Where? \n\nAfter Foster turned his head away from the three, Vinegar immediately pulls out his machete and slices Foster's arm off; the arm where he's holding the gun. Foster then starts screaming in pain and his arm sprays blood at the trio causing them to be drenched in blood leaving them disgusted. Vinegar didn't give up and then he slices Foster's head off with the machete he has and it rolls down to the ground. The gang members all quit after their leader was killed. Cucumber & Pickles were horrified without saying a word.\n\nVinegar: See? Plan worked!\nCucumber: Holy fucking shit..\nPickles: It did but.. that was extreme shit... And we're covered in... blood!\nVinegar: Well so were you when you shot outta Aunt Shirley's coochie!\nCucumber: Shut up, Vin! \nPickles: Vin, I can't believe you actually murdered someone.. Especially a fuckin' toughie.\nVinegar: Looks like we just took down a gang leader. They are no more. Eat shit, Howler! \nCucumber: Uhhh yeah! Fuck you Spencer! Fuck you for killing Lee!\nPickles: But aside from that, That plan was genius.\nVinegar: You can say that again!\nPickles: Dammit Vin! That's our saying!\nVinegar: Oh come on! I'm on your team so that means I can use it. (Snaps a picture of Foster's corpse)\nCucumber: You think Editor Eddie is gonna be pleased of that picture?\nVinegar: They don't call him Editor Eddie for nuttin! He can blur photos on his computer. Right?\nCucumber: Uhhh of course. Good thing Foster didn't notice I was pregnant.\nPickles: Yeah.. Or he woulda smacked ya with a coat hanger. (Takes a photo of part of the small where it doesn't contain the body of Foster)\n\nPickles: Now I took photos of the mall. I guess Vin will keep that corpse photo for evidence.\n\nAfter their mission was over, They see Editor Eddie once again. Editor Eddie was speechless over the fact they found out they took down a gang.\n\nEditor Eddie: Unbelievable.. Did you guys really take down a gang??\nCucumber: Yup.\nEditor Eddie: Oh my sakes.. Foster is a pretty dangerous man. How did you guys strike him down?\nVinegar: I came up with a nice plan. We disguised ourselves, changed our names and accents. We followed his plan bombing the mall. When I planted the bombs, I somehow removed the explosives and when he pressed the button, the bomb didn't blow up. And when we showed our selves, I sliced Foster's limbs and head off!\nEditor Eddie: Woah woah woah! Never in my life I had photographers committing murder.\nVinegar: I only wanted to make the town safe again. Please forgive me, Ed.\nEditor Eddie: Oh uhhh, Well.. Foster's gang had to be stopped. I guess you three did the right thing. Good job.\nCucumber: Thanks, Ed.\nEditor Eddie: You three are excused.\n\nAfter the trio leaves Editor Eddie's office, Editor Eddie's telephone rang and he answers it. It was of course, Brock doing another prank call.\n\nEditor Eddie: Editor Eddie here.\nBrock: Do you like peanuts?\nEditor Eddie: Uhhhh.. Yeah?\nBrock: Well if you really do, Say I love peanuts.\nEditor Eddie: Uhhh.. I love peanuts?\nBrock: Good! Now say it but without the \"T\".\nEditor Eddie: Uhhh.. I love peanus?\nBrock: (Bursts out laughing)\nEditor Eddie: What the dickens?! Not you again!! \nBrock: Hahahahaha! You said you love penis! Queer!! \nEditor Eddie: I knew it!! It's you!! I will trace your phone number and I will call the police on your sorry carcass! Do you understand?!\nBrock: Maybe this'll answer your question! (Puts the phone over his butt and farts)\nEditor Eddie: Goodbye! Have fun getting arrested you twerp! (Hangs the phone up angerly)\n\nAs Cucumber is driving Pickles and Vinegar around the town, Pickles was speechless about that mission they had and was the first to comment.\n\nPickles: Holy shit.. That was an intense mission..\nCucumber: You bet it was.. Even more intense with your cousin committing murder..\nPickles: I.. I dunno what to say. He like.. saved our lives.\nVinegar: Yeah, I saved your asses. I don't want anything bad to happen to my cousin nor Cucumber. She has children to grow!\nPickles: Well, I mean.. We both killed somebody before. I beat the shit outta Ivan Grills after he shot Cucumber in the arm. Oh good lord, that was the worst day of my life.\nCucumber: And I even shot Vladimir to death in the train when we were trying to rescue you, Vin.\nVinegar: And now I diced Foster in bits.\nCucumber: Technically, you sliced his arm off and beheaded him. That was pretty gory. But it wasn't really traumatising as Kevyn's death. Kevyn's death was bloody.\nVinegar: Where did that Kevyn guy die? How?\nCucumber: He died in a car crash in the Tropical Bay townsquare. Now THAT's the worst day.\nPickles: And what about when Spencer killed Lee? \nCucumber: That too. \nVinegar: Yeah.. I know how you two feel. You guys lost two loved ones and now, you have two soon-to-be loved ones coming in a few months.\nCucumber: If my calculations are correct, then I would be due around July. \nPickles: I can hardly wait to be a dad! \n\nNext chapter coming..", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "25 April 2025


After Vinegar's training/Vinegar's first mission as a photographer, Editor Eddie was impressed towards Vinegar's skills in spite of some mishaps. A few weeks after the mission, Editor Eddie calls over the trio for another mission. They were inquired to take photos of the reopening of the Busytown Mall. But unfortunetly, the mall is under a threat.

Editor Eddie: Cucumber! Pickle! Vinegar! Glad you three could make it! Here's the address to the Busytown Mall (Gives a paper with the address written on it)
Cucumber: That's the address? Oh Editor Eddie, you couldn't have. We coulda just looked up the address on the internet.
Editor Eddie: Oh, my bad. Anyways, The problem is, there's a threat being plotted at the mall before the reopening.
Vinegar: Threat? What kind? Gang members??
Editor Eddie: Right you are. What you three need to do is watch out. Got it? Cucumber, go to a safe place like a café or something with your laptop, Pickles, Vinegar. Be extremely careful because, That gang member was founded by the late Spencer Howler.
Pickles: Oh don't you worry, We can handle ourselves. I dealt with Spencer before.
Editor Eddie: Yeah but still, Be super careful. Good luck you three!

After Editor Eddie gets done talking to the trio, they leave the office, hop in Cucumber's Jeep and start driving to the mall. Editor Eddie was right of course. There were gang members gathered around the mall before the reopening takes place. Those guys do look tough, they have knives, bricks, and even bombs in their hands. Cucumber & Pickles looked intimidated.

Pickles: Jesus, those guys sure look tough..
Cucumber: My, You're not wrong..
Vinegar: Guys, I have a plan.
Cucumber: What's your plan, Vinegar?
Vinegar: Come here, come close.

Vinegar walks off and brings Cucumber and Pickles close to him so they can hear him talking quietly about his plan he is devising. Cucumber agreed with the plan but Pickles was skeptical about it.

Vinegar: Here's the plan, We will disguise ourselves, change our accents, names and pretend to join that gang.
Pickles: You shitting me?? I think-
Cucumber: That's a good plan.
Pickles: What I was gonna say was it's gonna be a dangerous plan.
Vinegar: Oh it's gonna work, Trust me.
Cucumber: Hold on.. What if the gangs find out who we are? What if they already know us?
Vinegar: I would like to answer your question. But for now, We are going to find some clothes to disguise ourselves.
Pickles: And wear different hats too?
Vinegar: Right you are, cousin. Let's go.

The trio hops in the jeep again to drive to a boutique to find some clothes to disguise themselves with. Pickles has found himself a nice, black suit. He didn't find a hat because he didn't feel like finding himself a hat, But Vinegar found a cowboy hat but it's black. He also found a suit that looks like Pickles' suit. Cucumber was struggling to find clothes due to her pregnant belly. She was trying on pants but sadly, they wouldn't fit. Not even the black shirt she wanted fits her. A worker comes up to Cucumber and asks for help. Cucumber asked if there's any piece of clothing that would fit Cucumber during her pregnancy. The worker presented a black large maternity dress that's long sleeved and the skirt long enough to cover her legs, the dress size is large enough for to reduce the visibility of Cucumber's pregnant belly poking through. Cucumber green lighted that dress and says she'll take it. The trio purchases their outfits and starts to don their outfits, they put their original outfits in a bag. They left the boutique and put the bag of their clothes in the trunk and they hit the road and head back to the mall while the gang members are still there.

Vinegar: Alright, I'm sure as shit these disguises are good. They won't know who we are if we change our accents. I've been on the photography job for weeks now. Just do what I say.
Cucumber: I just hope it does not fail.
Vinegar: Now Cucumber, Now is not the time to prejudge. We'll just watch and see what happens. Kay?
Cucumber: Okay.

The trio are starting to approach the gang members at the mall as they are thinking of where to plant bombs. The trio were wearing their outfits to go incognito. They even changed their accents too. Vinegar is doing his regular accent because they don't know him, Cucumber is doing a French accent and Pickles is doing a Mexican accent. Vinegar approach the leader called "Foster". He begins by tapping on Foster's shoulder. Foster turns around a points a gun at the three.

Foster: Who the hell are you three? Go away before I shoot your asses.
Vinegar: Calm yourself dude. We wanna join you guys.
Foster: Wait.. You do? Oh what the hell. I've been looking for recruits not too long ago. My gang has been going down the shitter. What are your names?
Vinegar: (Clears throat) I'm... Walter Price. And this is uhhh..
Pickles: Brady Tupperworth
Vinegar: And she's uhhh.. Abigail Fischer. We're looking to join you guys.
Foster: Nice to meet you three. Welcome to my gang. Our plan is to bomb this mall and kill whoever tries to stop the bomb. Here are the bombs, you don't have to worry about activating them because I have the controls in my pocket. Just plan them and once you're done, I will press this button to detonate.
Cucumber: (French Accent) You can count on us!
Pickles: (Mexican Accent) Oh dear.. these bombs are.. strange.
Foster: Fascinating huh? Alright you three, head to the back of the building to plant those bombs.
Pickles: Si senor! We won't let you down!
Cucumber: Wish us luck, monsieur!

The three head to the back of the mall building to plant the bombs. But instead of planting bombs to blow up the building, Vinegar has a plan to defuse the bomb making them duds meaning that they blow up only a little little bit causing little damage to a building.

Vinegar: I was thinkin of defusing these bombs after we stick them on this building so we can fool them.
Pickles: Are you sure?
Cucumber: Yeah, are you sure that's gonna work?
Vinegar: Would you two quit your boobin?! It's gonna work. Trust me. Now.

Vinegar pulls out a small screwdriver to open up the bomb. The back of the bomb opens and contains some wires. Luckily, Vinegar knew a lot about wires on bombs. So he knows to cut the yellow wire which is where it would make the explosion. He grabs a pair of scissors and cuts the yellow wire on all of the bombs Foster gave him. After they were cut, Vinegar screw the back cover back on so they would all look like they were never tampered with and places the bombs on the back of the building. After they were all planted, the trio returns to Foster.

Pickles: (Mexican Accent) Senor! Senor! We planted the bombs on the building!
Foster: Well done, Brady. Did you guys plant them where I told you to?
Cucumber: (French Accent) Oui! We planted them on the back of the building along with the sides. This is going to be an amazing blow.
Foster: I agree with ya, Abigail. All I gotta do is activate this detonator.
Pickles: (Mexican Accent) Oh no.. I mean.. Oh no way! This is gonna be fantasico!
Cucumber: Press the button, Foster!
Vinegar: Wait, before you press the button, I have this machete in case people come near us. If they come near us, I will slice them like California rolls!
Foster: Well done, Walter.

Foster then proceeds to press the button on the detonator to blow up the Busytown Mall. But instead, the bombs did not blow up because of the wires that Vinegar cut on all of them. Foster was flummoxed on why the bombs are blowing up. Vinegar pretends to answer the question without saying that he cut the wires.

Foster: What the.. why did they not explode? Are the bombs broken?
Vinegar: That's odd.
Cucumber: (French accent) Very odd indeed..

After Foster gave in on trying to activate the bombs, his mission did not go according to plan. So right as him and the gang decide to find more bombs, Vinegar has something to say.

Vinegar: Oh, Uhhh.. Foster? There's something you should.. know.
Foster: What is it, Walter? Hit me.
Vinegar: (Clears throat) I'm not Walter Price nor this guy is Brady Tupperworth nor this lady is Abigail Fischer.
Foster: Wait.. What?!

After Vinegar announces the fact that they were not the aforementioned names, They begin to remove their glasses and put on their normal hats.

Vinegar: We are actually travel photographers this whole time.
Foster: W-What the fuck?! Travel photographers?! You pieces of shit!! You tricked me and I fell for this shit?!
Vinegar: Yes siree Bob!
Foster: Ohhhh I'm gonna shoot you three! (Points a gun at the three)
Cucumber & Pickles: Oh shit!
Vinegar: Wait, Mister. Before you shoot us, I see something.
Foster: What do you see, asswipe?
Vinegar: The police are coming!
Foster: Where?

After Foster turned his head away from the three, Vinegar immediately pulls out his machete and slices Foster's arm off; the arm where he's holding the gun. Foster then starts screaming in pain and his arm sprays blood at the trio causing them to be drenched in blood leaving them disgusted. Vinegar didn't give up and then he slices Foster's head off with the machete he has and it rolls down to the ground. The gang members all quit after their leader was killed. Cucumber & Pickles were horrified without saying a word.

Vinegar: See? Plan worked!
Cucumber: Holy fucking shit..
Pickles: It did but.. that was extreme shit... And we're covered in... blood!
Vinegar: Well so were you when you shot outta Aunt Shirley's coochie!
Cucumber: Shut up, Vin!
Pickles: Vin, I can't believe you actually murdered someone.. Especially a fuckin' toughie.
Vinegar: Looks like we just took down a gang leader. They are no more. Eat shit, Howler!
Cucumber: Uhhh yeah! Fuck you Spencer! Fuck you for killing Lee!
Pickles: But aside from that, That plan was genius.
Vinegar: You can say that again!
Pickles: Dammit Vin! That's our saying!
Vinegar: Oh come on! I'm on your team so that means I can use it. (Snaps a picture of Foster's corpse)
Cucumber: You think Editor Eddie is gonna be pleased of that picture?
Vinegar: They don't call him Editor Eddie for nuttin! He can blur photos on his computer. Right?
Cucumber: Uhhh of course. Good thing Foster didn't notice I was pregnant.
Pickles: Yeah.. Or he woulda smacked ya with a coat hanger. (Takes a photo of part of the small where it doesn't contain the body of Foster)

Pickles: Now I took photos of the mall. I guess Vin will keep that corpse photo for evidence.

After their mission was over, They see Editor Eddie once again. Editor Eddie was speechless over the fact they found out they took down a gang.

Editor Eddie: Unbelievable.. Did you guys really take down a gang??
Cucumber: Yup.
Editor Eddie: Oh my sakes.. Foster is a pretty dangerous man. How did you guys strike him down?
Vinegar: I came up with a nice plan. We disguised ourselves, changed our names and accents. We followed his plan bombing the mall. When I planted the bombs, I somehow removed the explosives and when he pressed the button, the bomb didn't blow up. And when we showed our selves, I sliced Foster's limbs and head off!
Editor Eddie: Woah woah woah! Never in my life I had photographers committing murder.
Vinegar: I only wanted to make the town safe again. Please forgive me, Ed.
Editor Eddie: Oh uhhh, Well.. Foster's gang had to be stopped. I guess you three did the right thing. Good job.
Cucumber: Thanks, Ed.
Editor Eddie: You three are excused.

After the trio leaves Editor Eddie's office, Editor Eddie's telephone rang and he answers it. It was of course, Brock doing another prank call.

Editor Eddie: Editor Eddie here.
Brock: Do you like peanuts?
Editor Eddie: Uhhhh.. Yeah?
Brock: Well if you really do, Say I love peanuts.
Editor Eddie: Uhhh.. I love peanuts?
Brock: Good! Now say it but without the "T".
Editor Eddie: Uhhh.. I love peanus?
Brock: (Bursts out laughing)
Editor Eddie: What the dickens?! Not you again!!
Brock: Hahahahaha! You said you love penis! Queer!!
Editor Eddie: I knew it!! It's you!! I will trace your phone number and I will call the police on your sorry carcass! Do you understand?!
Brock: Maybe this'll answer your question! (Puts the phone over his butt and farts)
Editor Eddie: Goodbye! Have fun getting arrested you twerp! (Hangs the phone up angerly)

As Cucumber is driving Pickles and Vinegar around the town, Pickles was speechless about that mission they had and was the first to comment.

Pickles: Holy shit.. That was an intense mission..
Cucumber: You bet it was.. Even more intense with your cousin committing murder..
Pickles: I.. I dunno what to say. He like.. saved our lives.
Vinegar: Yeah, I saved your asses. I don't want anything bad to happen to my cousin nor Cucumber. She has children to grow!
Pickles: Well, I mean.. We both killed somebody before. I beat the shit outta Ivan Grills after he shot Cucumber in the arm. Oh good lord, that was the worst day of my life.
Cucumber: And I even shot Vladimir to death in the train when we were trying to rescue you, Vin.
Vinegar: And now I diced Foster in bits.
Cucumber: Technically, you sliced his arm off and beheaded him. That was pretty gory. But it wasn't really traumatising as Kevyn's death. Kevyn's death was bloody.
Vinegar: Where did that Kevyn guy die? How?
Cucumber: He died in a car crash in the Tropical Bay townsquare. Now THAT's the worst day.
Pickles: And what about when Spencer killed Lee?
Cucumber: That too.
Vinegar: Yeah.. I know how you two feel. You guys lost two loved ones and now, you have two soon-to-be loved ones coming in a few months.
Cucumber: If my calculations are correct, then I would be due around July.
Pickles: I can hardly wait to be a dad!

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