Cucumber & Pickles' wedding turned out to be very swell. Lot of guests came to the party including some old and new friends. Some flew all the way to Alabama and some drove there. Now that Cucumber & Pickles planned their holiday to Hawaii for their honeymoon, they board the plane two days after the wedding took place as planned. Cucumber & Pickles are sitting in the plane next to each other smiling at each other. Cucumber was feeling a little queasy and Pickles asked if she was alright. Cucumber said it was "just the wedding cake effects". Not that she's lactose intolerant, it's something else. We'll just have to find out what's wrong after their honeymoon.


Several hours later, The plane lands in Hawaii, Cucumber & Pickles walks out of the plane with smiles on their faces with the feeling of relief. Cucumber & Pickles both love warm weather as they were both born and raised in a warm climate with Cucumber being born in Ghana and Pickles being born in the southern US where it's always warm. The first thing Cucumber & Pickles did was head to a tiki bar for a drink. Pickles ordered himself a Blue Lagoon while Cucumber ordered herself a non alcoholic Hawaiian punch. The bartender serves their drinks and Pickles chugged the whole pint of Blue Lagoon like crazy as he's already having a good time at the honeymoon. Cucumber takes a sip of her Hawaiian punch and licked her lips with delight. 


Cucumber: You know, this reminds me of something.
Pickles: Of what?
Cucumber: Monty's good ass punch.
Pickles: Nothing can beat his punch.
Cucumber: Except that it's non alcoholic. 
Pickles: Aren't you wanting to have alcohol in our honeymoon?
Cucumber: Not today. So that way I wouldn't make myself even more queasy.
Pickles: Ohhh gotcha. 

As Cucumber & Pickles are talking about Monty's punch, Cucumber's cellphone began to ring and vibrate from her pocket startling her and nearly dropping her drink and phone. So she got her cellphone out of her pocket and the caller ID was Cedric Sparerib. So she answered it.

Cucumber: Hello?
Cedric: Hey there pretty dog!
Cucumber: Oh hi Cedric! What's up?
Cedric: Nothin, Just picking up Floreta from activity days
Cucumber: Activity days? Sounds fun!
Cedric: Yeah, it's an activity days for girls though. I'm sure she'll make new friends there. You enjoying your honeymoon?
Cucumber: Oh yeah! I'm having a lot of fun! I'm just having a Hawaiian punch.
Cedric: Sounds great. Oh, Here comes my daughter. Gotta go! Good luck you two, tell Pickles I said hello!
Cucumber: Bye! (Hangs up)
Pickles: Who was that?
Cucumber: That was Cedric. He said hi.
Pickles: Good ol' Ced. What's he up to?
Cucumber: Picking his daughter up from activity days.
Pickles: Activity days? That sounds fun!
Cucumber: Ummm.. it's for girls.
Pickles: Ohh.

After Cucumber drank all her non alcoholic Hawaiian punch, she decides to go relax at the beach under an umbrella. Pickles follows her and relaxes next to her. Cucumber & Pickles finds a spot, Cucumber rolls out a beach towel and places an umbrella in the ground and they start lounging with their sunglasses on. Cucumber was relaxing with the sun shining on her body after her and Pickles put sunscreen on. But it seems that Pickles put insufficient sunscreen causing his left arm to be sunburnt.

Pickles: Owww...
Cucumber: What's wrong Pickles?
Pickles: Sunburn..
Cucumber: How? You put on sun screen didn't you?
Pickles: I guess I didn't put enough sunscreen.. Dammit.
Cucumber: Try and put your arm in the shade and carry on with the relaxing.
Pickles: Okay.

Pickles attempts to cover his arm with an extra towel so his sunburn doesn't get worse and continues to enjoy the relaxation in the sun. Minutes later, Someone is blocking their sunlight, a body builder named "Bodybuilder Beau". A big, tough, beefy local bodybuilder is giving them a dirty look because they are in his spot. They didn't realize the shade until Pickles did.

Pickles: Uhhh... Where'd the sun go?
Bodybuilder Beau: What are you two lovey dovey's doing in my spot?!
Cucumber: Who the hell are you?
Bodybuilder Beau: That's not important. I would like you two to get out of my spot.
Pickles: Uhh, It's our spot. We had it first HELLO!!!
Bodybuilder Beau: You two must be blind. You're sitting by my tanning lotion. Now leave. (Kicks sand at Cucumber)
Cucumber: Ah! Hey!
Bodybuilder Beau: LEAVE!!
Cucumber: No! It's our spot! Not yours!
Bodybuilder Beau: Did I say you can speak? (Smacks Cucumber in the face)
Cucumber: OWW!!
Pickles: Hey! Keep your damn hands off my wife!! (Attempts to kick his ass)
Bodybuilder Beau: You're gonna have to do better than that, you little bitch! (Smacks Pickles in his sunburnt spot)
Pickles: AHHHAHHHOWWW!! Son of a filthy whore!!
Cucumber: Don't call me husband a little bitch! (Picks up the umbrella)
Bodybuilder Beau: Watcha gonnna do with that umbrella, huh nigga?
Cucumber: This! (Whacks Beau with the umbrella)
Bodybuilder Beau: D'OH!
Pickles: You want this spot?! Take it! We're leaving to our hotel anyways DOUCHEBAG!!
Bodybuilder Beau: (Flips Cucumber & Pickles off while he's on the ground)
Pickles: Up yours asshole!

After Cucumber & Pickles defended themselves from a beefy bodybuilder, they grabbed their stuff and left to go to their hotel room. Pickles was still in pain from the sunburn and Cucumber is still feeling queasy. What's going on? 

Pickles: Owww.. I hate sunburns.. It hurts like a bitch!
Cucumber: I know.. I'd rather have that then being nausious.
Pickles: You shitting me? I'd rather have a mosquito bite than a damn sunburn!
Cucumber: I.. ran outta words to say. 


While Pickles was complaining about his sunburn, he attempts to soak his sunburnt area in cold water in the sink to at least mitigate the pain. 

Pickles: C'mon c'mon.. May Mount Everest mutilate this sunburn.. God.. Imagine pouring liquid nitrogen on my sunburn.
Cucumber: (Snickers) What's that gonna do? You know that shit is -196°C right?
Pickles: It'll hopefully cure it.. right?
Cucumber: Uh uh, I don't think so. It'll burn you even more.
Pickles: God damn mother fucking piece of shit asshole cock sucking horse banging cock!!
Cucumber: Pickles! Calm down! Try this aloe vera.
Pickles: Aloe beer O?
Cucumber: No silly! (Enunciating) Aloe Vera!
Pickles: Hell is that stuff? Is it gonna help my sunburn?
Cucumber: It should ease the pain.
Pickles: Oh thank god..

Cucumber squeezes the bottle of aloe vera on her hand to get enough to cover Pickles' sunburn. After she gets as much aloe vera she needed, she starts rubbing gently on Pickles' sunburnt arm. Pickles is feeling the pleasure of getting his arm rubbed gently so far. After Cucumber got done with rubbing aloe vera on Pickles' sunburn, Cucumber's phone begins to ring, again.

Cucumber: Now who the fuck can be calling me? Can't we just enjoy our god forsaken honeymoon? 
Pickles: Uhhh.. it's Zuke calling.
Cucumber: Oh! I better answer it then. (Answers her cellphone) Hi sis!
Zucchini: Hi Cucumber! Enjoying your getaway?
Cucumber: Oh yes I am! We're staying in Hawaii.
Zucchini: Hawaii? That's where Monty is from! I'll tell him that you and Pickles are staying there, that'll make him excited.
Cucumber: I'm sure he'll be amazed after we get back.
Zucchini: And besides me calling to tell you how your honeymoon is, I heard someone applied to your workplace?
Cucumber: Oh? Who could it be?
Zucchini: Ummm.. I think by the name of.. Vin? Vinnie? Vinegar?
Cucumber: Vinegar Hollingsworth? My cousin in law? Is he really thinking of joining the team?
Zucchini: I guess so. I think he wants to help you guys. But I heard he fights with Pickles.
Cucumber: Don't worry, Zuke. I'm doing all I can to bring peace to Pickles & Vinegar. I don't want those guys to fight anymore because it hurts my heart. 
Zucchini: Good. I hope to god he is capable of helping you guys because never know, if you're gonna be sick or something.
Cucumber: I'm sure I'll train him real hard.
Zucchini: Anyways, I'll leave you guys to it! Kisses!
Cucumber: Mwah! Mwah! (Hangs up)
Pickles: What's Zuke up to?
Cucumber: Well.. She was calling me to tell how our vacay is and plus.. telling us that Vinegar is.. thinking of working with us at the daily veggie.
Pickles: Huh? As what?
Cucumber: As an.. Assistant? I suppose?
Pickles: Assistant?! Oh god no! I can't be replaced!!
Cucumber: Hey don't fret! I'm sure as shit Editor Eddie will NEVER replace you. He loves you as my assistant. So don't jump to conclusions. What I'm saying is, Vinegar is applying for being co assistant.
Pickles: So it's gonna be a trio now huh? 
Cucumber: I guess so.
Pickles: Ohhh boy. 
Cucumber: But as Zuke said, never know what will happen to me. But for now, let's just relax in this kick ass hotel room.. Come cuddle with me Pickles.
Pickles: Sure thing babe.

Pickles crawls to Cucumber to snuggle with her and relax in the air conditioned, nice, fancy hotel room they booked for their honeymoon. Minutes later this time, Pickles' cellphone rings leaving Pickles annoyed. 

Pickles: Jesus H. Christ what the hell do you want now?! (Answers it not knowing it was Vinegar) What?! We're at our honeymoon! Do a world a favour and piss of!
Vinegar: Hey hey hey hey! Cousin! Chill! Please! I don't wanna ruin your honeymoon but.. I wanna tell you the news!
Pickles: I'm sure as shit I know, You applied for assistant at Daily Veggie and I'm gonna be fucking replaced!
Vinegar: Replaced? Who the fuck said anything about replaced? Eddie would never replace ya! He cares about ya! I'm thinking of joining your team. That being said, it's about to be a trio of photographers. I wanna help you and Cucumber because I care about her and you. I know how much you hate me.. I'll just go my own way.
Pickles: Did I say I hate you?
Vinegar: You said fuck you to me this February.
Pickles: Vin, let go of the past, you saved my life from Spencer.
Vinegar: That's right. I wouldn't wanna let my cousin get his ass killed by that Texan Golden Retriever on steroids. And now, Sierra safe with me. She'll be living with me now.
Pickles: Right.. Wanna talk to Cucumber? 
Vinegar: Hell yes! Put her on!
Pickles: Cucumber, Vin wants to talk to ya. (Hands her his cellphone)
Cucumber: Hi Vin! 
Vinegar: Hi newly wedded Shepherd! How that sexy cockapoo doing with her hunky hubby in the honeymoon?
Cucumber: Glad you asked. Doing good except for the fact Pickles got a sunburn on his arm and was constantly bitching about it, no offence to Pickles. And I heard you're applying to Daily Veggie is that correct?
Vinegar: Nyyyup!
Cucumber: I'm actually.. looking forward to you joining our team. That'll give you something to do rather than laying on our ass all day.
Vinegar: Right. Because I get lonely in my house at times. But that'll change because Sierra's movin' in with me.
Cucumber: Oh is she? Well, we'll talk to you later and you tell Sierra I said hi.
Vinegar: Alright, one more thing, I have an interview in 2 days.
Cucumber: Okay, good luck! Show Editor Eddie how much you care about me and Pickles for me. Okay? Love you bunches.
Vinegar: Y-Y-Y-You too! (Hangs up) Hohhh god yeah! A travel photographer said love you to me!
Pickles: (Heavy sigh) Finally, now we can enjoy our vacay. God! (Puts his cellphone on silent) We forget to put our phones on silent mode.
Cucumber: That's why. But I didn't wanna be mean to my sister nor Vin Vin. (Silents her phone too) There. Now we can relax without worrying about people getting on our asses.

After Cucumber & Pickles puts their cellphones on silent mode, they continue to enjoy their relaxation. Little did they know, They had a doctor's appointment on the 28th of March. Their honeymoon involved relaxing in the hotel room, pools, spas, saunas and all kinds of fun activities.

As the 27th of March came up, Cucumber & Pickles starts to pack up to go home after their splendid honeymoon and board the plane. Cucumber & Pickles once again sat next to each other and Cucumber was still feeling a little queasy. Pickles once again asked if she's alright and Cucumber again said it was the wedding cake effects. Pickles was beginning to feel skeptical. 

After the plane landed in Busytown, Cucumber & Pickles walks out of the plane with relief. Cucumber then checks her phone to see if anyone else called or texted and overall, nobody else besides Zucchini, Cedric and Vinegar called her or Pickles. But recently, she recieved a text from Dr. Lion that her and Pickles has a doctor's appointment on the 28th. 

Cucumber: Oh shit! We forgot! Our doctor's appointment on the 28th at 10:30 AM! Fuck!
Pickles: Doctor's appointment? But I'm not sick.
Cucumber: Not you but, Dr Lion wants to do a checkup on you. But I'm sure he'll checkup on me to see why I have been feeling like shit over the past few months.
Pickles: It's been months? Oh my god.. What's happening? Tell me you're not fooling me.
Cucumber: Oh Pickles, I would never fool you over something serious. But for now, Let's go home and rest for our doctor's appointment tomorrow morning. Okay?
Pickles: Sure thing sweet potato pie. (Kisses her)


28th, March 2025

Cucumber set her alarm on her cellphone to 9:30 AM so her and Pickles can get ready for their doctor's appointment. As her alarm went off, Cucumber and Pickles were both startled by the alarm and starts waking up. Pickles was still a little tired and refusing to wake up. Cucumber got up and got dressed by putting normal clothes on, putting makeup and lipstick on and spraying perfume on herself. Pickles took a bit to get ready because of how tired he was. Pickles put deodorant in his armpits like Cucumber did and he sprayed cologne on himself after he dressed himself up. Cucumber & Pickles are ready to hit the road for the doctor's appointment. Cucumber starts up her jeep with Pickles sitting in the front seat by putting her car key in the ignition turning it sideways. Cucumber puts her foot on the gas pedal and starts driving to the doctor. Cucumber & Pickles walk in a few minutes late for their appointment. Cucumber walks in to announce to Nurse Nora that her and Pickles arrived and apologises to Nurse Nora for the latency. So Nurse Nora forgave them and she then tells her worker to call over Dr. Lion after Cucumber & Pickles arrived. Cucumber & Pickles takes a seat in the waiting area to wait for Dr. Lion to see them. 

A minute has passed and a worker comes out the door and tells Cucumber & Pickles that Dr. Lion is ready to see them. Cucumber & Pickles got up from their chair and follows the lady to a patient room to wait for Dr. Lion. Minutes later, Dr. Lion walks in the patient room where Cucumber & Pickles are.

Dr. Lion: How you photographers doing this fine morning?
Pickles: Good. We just got back from a honeymoon.
Dr. Lion: You two got married? Wow! 
Cucumber: Yup! We all knew this day would come heheh.
Dr. Lion: Lots sure has happened. Now, Mr. Shepherd. Let me check on your blood pressure. 

Dr. Lion then pulls out a blood pressure monitor and wraps it on Pickles' arm turns it on where the strap tightens while Pickles stays calm. The results are 120/80 mmHg which means Pickles' blood pressure is fine. Dr. Lion then grabs a stethoscope to check Pickles' heartbeat. His heartbeat is also normal as well. Pickles was good to go and Dr. Lion then moves on to Cucumber and does the same thing to what he did to Pickles by checking her blood pressure and heart rate. Cucumber's blood pressure is fine but as Dr. Lion was using his stethoscope to check her heart rate, He hears an odd heartbeat. 

Dr. Lion: Huh, that's strange.
Cucumber: What is it doctor?
Dr. Lion: Multiple heartbeats.
Cucumber: What are you talking about?
Dr. Lion: Well.. (Puts the end of his stethoscope on Cucumber's tummy) My goodness.. you didn't tell us you were..
Cucumber: What? 
Dr. Lion: You're.. you're pregnant.
Cucumber: (Gasp) What???? For how long??
Dr. Lion: Hmmm.. Why don't you follow me for more information?
Cucumber: Okay..

Cucumber then follows Dr. Lion to another room where she will get an ultrasound. Cucumber then lies down on the bench on her back so Dr. Lion and the nurse can start the procedure of the ultrasound. Cucumber pulls her shirt up so the doctor can place the scanner on her tummy so the screen where it shows inside Cucumber's womb what the baby is doing. 

Dr. Lion: Jumping jitterbugs.. You're.. carrying.. twins..
Cucumber: Twins?? Oh my god.. Are they doing alright?
Dr. Lion: Well according to this, they're doing well. But try not to consume alcohol and avoid certain foods to keep them growing. 
Cucumber: H-How long have I been pregnant? 
Dr. Lion: From the looks of their size, You have been pregnant for about.. 4 months?
Cucumber: Oh my god.. Pickles is gonna flip his lid.. I'm scared to announce it to him..
Dr. Lion: Why's that? He's your husband right?
Cucumber: Yeah but.. IDK what to tell him..
Dr. Lion: Why don't we go back to Pickles hmm?
Cucumber: Okay. I'm glad the babies are doing good.

Dr. Lion leads Cucumber to where Pickles is waiting in the waiting area. Cucumber then motioned Pickles by beckoning with her finger to her jeep and Pickles climbed in. Pickles was confused.

Pickles: Uhhh what's up? How was your health?
Cucumber: Pickles, remember when I was feeling nausious on the plane?
Pickles: Yeah? What of it?
Cucumber: Well.. It turns out I.. 
Pickles: You what? Spit it out.
Cucumber: (Gulp) I'm pregnant.
Pickles: (His eyes widened)
Cucumber: I wasn't aware of the fact I was pregnant for 4 months. It turns out I'm carrying twins. Lucky for them, their health is good with a normal heartbeat. I know, I should've known it prior before our wedding. And I am guilty. I hope you're not mad at me Pickles. Right honeybun?
Pickles: (After seconds of silence) I'm not mad.. I'm.. I'm.. EXCITED!! I'M GONNA BECOME A FATHER!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Oh this is a dream come true!! Travel photographers about to be parents!! Yes!! Yes!! WOOOOO!! Cucumber the mama travel photographer!
Cucumber: Wow Pickles.. I thought you would be mad at me.. I thought you would prove me guilty.
Pickles: Guilty?! You're not! I was actually looking forward to this moment! Wait until he tell the other folks this!!
Cucumber: They're gonna flip their shit... in a good way! I can't believe it.. I'm gonna be a mommy... of two children... Funny enough, They're both different species. A puppy and a kitty as seen in the ultrasound.
Pickles: (Laughs) Even better! I hope one would be a boy and one would be a girl.
Cucumber: We'll keep our fingers crossed.

End, next chapter coming.