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Cucumber and Pickles weren't used to it because Cucumber was born and raised in Africa and it didn't really get cold there and Pickles was born and raised in Alabama which was always warm there. Cucumber and Kevyn were amazed at the sights of Switzerland especially those big mountains which are called \"Alps\". \n\nCucumber: Ooooo! Look how pretty these alps are!\nKevyn: I know! Bigger than those Yukon mountains I saw when I was a teenager! Those were the days. Right Pickles?\nPickles: (Shivering and his teeth are chattering) Y-Y-Y-Y-yeah.. Those were the.. D-D-D-D-Days.. \nKevyn: How are you even freezing your ass off? You're wearing a jacket!\nPickles: This one sucks!\nKevyn: Alright, enough bitching. Let's find the nearest clothing shop.\n\nOff the three went to a clothing shop to find Pickles a new coat because the one he was wearing didn't keep him warm enough because it was too thin. Pickles felt a little bit better walking into the shop because of how warm it is. He then starts to look for the perfect coat for him. He has found a purple and blue outfit which comes with a coat and pants and a neck gaiter. He then picks it out and purchases it. He tries it on and feels much better and more comfortable in the weather than he was before. \n\nSuddenly, they hear a woman panicking about a horn. The three walk to her to find out what's wrong. It was a goat named Heidi. She is a mountain climber who rescues people from mountains.\n\n\nCucumber: Are you okay ma'am?\nHeidi: Ohhh nein... Meine horn!\nKevyn: Horn? Ha! It's on your head lady!\nHeidi: Nein! This is not what I meant! I meant the horn you blow into! Are you that stupid?\nPickles: What happened to it? Lemme guess, someone stole it?\nHeidi: Ja.. Some crook stole my horn I play...\nKevyn: Now I get it.. \nHeidi: I'm Heidi. I am a mountain climber.\nCucumber: I'm Cucumber the photographer, and this is my assistant, Pickles and our friend Kevyn Sparerib.\nPickles: So nice to meet you Heidi. You're beautiful heheh..\nHeidi: Awwww danke! \nPickles: And we will help find your horn in a jiffy.\nKevyn: Do you know who took it?\nHeidi: Nein, But I do know what they look like. He or she wears a purple and white eskimo coat and with a red belt.\nKevyn: Oh that's easy!\nHeidi: I don't think so sir! There's a bunch of people who wear something like that!\nKevyn: Then it's... not easy.\nCucumber: We can do this.\n\nCucumber pulls out her binoculars to search for the person who wears a purple and white eskimo outfit with a red belt. She looked everywhere left and right until she sees it. They follow the person who is wearing the aforementioned outfit. Cucumber was the first to speak to the person by asking questions but the person runs off. \n\nCucumber: Come back here! Don't you pussy out on me!\nKevyn: We're not gonna hurt ya!\nPickles: We only wanna do some talkin!\n\nThey chased the crook until it ran away. They were out of breath and got tired. But they didn't give up just yet. They walk to a salesman nearby to ask about someone wearing a purple and white eskimo outfit and red belt. The salesman knows the guy, his name was Eric. Eric often goes to a bar down the street for beer. So they got the answer they needed. They head off to the bar in town to find that Eric and tried to act casual so that way they don't scare him off again. Kevyn takes an empty seat next to Eric at the bar and tried to act like he doesn't know him.\n\nKevyn: How you liking that drink?\nEric: Very good.\nKevyn: You like beer? I do too.\nEric: Nice.\nKevyn: Do you play a horn?\nEric: Yeah. \nKevyn: Since when?\nEric: Just barely.\nKevyn: Lemme guess, a lady gave it to you?\nEric: Yeah. She said I can have it for life.\n\nCucumber: (Whispers in Pickles' ear) I think we got him.\nPickles: (Whispers in Cucumber's ear) I think we did.\n\nKevyn: Can you play something?\nEric: I guess. (Pulls out the horn he stole from Heidi and blasts it in the bar)\n\nCucumber & Pickles: (Startled) Holy fuck!\nKevyn: That was loud! Play more!\nEric: Fine. (Plays more)\n\nWhile Eric is playing the horn, Cucumber & Pickles sneak by the door to lock it so Eric doesn't escape when catching him. Pickles clears his throat at Eric and him and Cucumber starts to ask him questions.\n\nPickles: Ahem! So you did steal that horn!\nEric: Horn? What horn?\nCucumber: That horn!\nEric: Ohhhh this horn! Heheheh.. I'm only borrowing it.\nCucumber: Oh bullshit! You stole it from a woman named Heidi! Give me it and show yourself!\nEric: You want this piece of shit horn? Here! (Throws it on a table and it breaks a glass cup startling a customer)\nKevyn: Now, take off that hoodie and let's see what you look like.\n\nEric takes off the hoodie and guess what? His name is not Eric. It was Brock the bear in disguise trying to hide his identity. Cucumber & Pickles recognised Brock very well as they both hate him because of how much he's been harassing the two.\n\nCucumber & Pickles: Brock!!\nKevyn: What have you done to Eric?!\nBrock: Eric?? Who the fuck is Eric? There's no Eric here! It's me the whole time!\nPickles: You son of a bitch! \nBrock: Damn.. Did mama forget to breastfeed you this morning?\nPickles: Mother fucker I'm too old to be breastfed! I have not spoke to my mother since like.. the 90s!\nBrock: Broken family alert! Broken family alert!\nKevyn: (Smashes an ashtray on Brock's face)\nBrock: Owwwwww!! You fuckers! I'll get you next time Cum and Penis! And that old fart too!\nCucumber: Go fuck yourself Brock!\n\nBrock then tries to leave the building but he bumps into a wall because of how drunk he was and falls down on the ground knocking him out. He fell asleep so Cucumber grabs the horn he threw and finds Heidi again to return it to her. Heidi was very happy that the three has found her horn.\n\nHeidi: Ohhh danke!! You are heroes!\nCucumber: Heheh.. I'm no hero, I'm just a photographer.\nPickles: And I'm just an assistant.\nKevyn: Aren't you more than that? You love this photographer!\nPickles: Uhhh yeah I do..\nHeidi: Oh thank you guys! How could I ever repay you?\nCucumber: Not sure. I'm out of ideas.\nHeidi: Come in meine cabin!\n\nHeidi invites the three to her cabin so she can reward them. She locks her cabin door and closes the windows because she's going to give the guys a big reward. She unzips her jacket and she pulls up her bra showing her boobs.\n\nPickles & Kevyn: Woah! Boobs!\nHeidi: What do you think?\nPickles: They look... nice!\nHeidi: Come feel them!\n\n\nPickles & Kevyn approaches Heidi and feels her boobs. They were amazed at how soft they felt. They both begin pleasuring her nipples to make her feel good.\n\nHeidi: Ohhh ja... Have you ever felt a woman's boobs before?\nPickles: Uhhhhh yeah!\nHeidi: I wonder who's?\nPickles: Just the travel photographer's.\nHeidi: Well.. (Pulls Pickles and Kevyn's pants down and their dicks spring out)\nPickles: Uhhhh.. (Tries to look away from Kevyn's penis because of how embarassed he feels when looking at another man's penis)\nHeidi: You men need a good rubbing.. (She gives both of them a handjob)\nKevyn: Ohhhh yeah..! It's been so long since I got my dick touched!\nHeidi: Oh ja? (Keeps rubbing but speeds up)\nPickles: O-O-Ohhhh! That feels good!\n\nAs Heidi keeps giving Pickles and Kevyn a handjob, Cucumber gets bored at watching the moment, so she decides to take the approach by joining in. She then takes her jacket off and her shirt and her bra and her boobs bounce out.\n\nCucumber: Ever seen another woman's boobs before Heidi?\nHeidi: Oh nein! But they look soft!\nCucumber: You don't need to look at Kevyn's penis, Just focus on looking at these double D's!\nPickles: Right.. (Keeps looking at Cucumber's boobs while he's on the verge of cumming)\nHeidi: Are you nearly there men?\nPickles: Y-Y-Yes! \nHeidi: Well then! (Makes both Pickles and Kevyn cum)\nPickles & Kevyn: (Moaning as they cum on Heidi's tits)\nHeidi: Guter Gott!! You cum a lot!\nPickles: Good lord.. You.. you sure know how to stroke my penis lady..\nHeidi: Oh ja.. Madam Cucumber? Can I.. feel you?\nCucumber: Ummm yeah. \n\nHeidi then approaches Cucumber and starts feeling her up by touching her boobs and she moans. Heidi even pleasured Cucumber's nipples for a better feeling. She got carried away and pulls Cucumber's pants down and starts to sniff Cucumber's crotch while her panties are on. Heidi was very pleased with the smell of good pussy; So she pulls her panties down and then proceeds to lick Cucumber's pussy. Cucumber starts moaning as she enjoys getting her pussy licked by a woman. Kevyn & Pickles begin to watch and starts to get bored and hard yet again. Pickles sneak behind Heidi and sticks his penis in her vagina, Kevyn then approaches Cucumber with an erect penis.\n\nCucumber: Boy, you sure are hard for an old man Kev,\nKevyn: Watcha wanna do? Pickles grew jealous so he's fuckin' Heidi. How am I gonna get any fun around here?\nCucumber: Well... (Starts sucking Kevyn's dick)\nKevyn: Oooooooo! That's it Cucumber!\n\nCucumber keeps sucking Kevyn's dick while Pickles keeps fucking Heidi while Heidi keeps licking Cucumber's pussy. The fun is really getting somewhere! Kevyn & Pickles are on the verge of cumming once again, Pickles thrusts even harder and Cucumber sucks faster so the guys can ejaculate. Pickles tries his best to hold a little bit so he doesn't cum inside Heidi, So Pickles takes his penis out of Heidi's vagina and starts stroking his dick close to Heidi while Kevyn takes his penis out of Cucumber's mouth and does the same. The guys ejaculate a ton of semen nearly covering them in cum. Kevyn ejaculates all over Cucumber whilst Pickles ejaculates all over Heidi. The fun was over and they all fell asleep.\n\n\nThe next day came and the trio was confused after they woke up. Heidi wasn't there, Perhaps she left. Cucumber, Pickles & Kevyn were dressing themselves back up after Cucumber cleaned off all the cum off her body and looked at the date and time on her cellphone. She was alarmed that the photos Editor Eddie requested was due. \n\nCucumber: Oh shit! We're a day late for Editor Eddie's photos!\nPickles: Oh no! We better send the photos of the alps via email!\nCucumber: Right away Pickles!\n\nCucumber then goes to the email app, pressed compose and then find the photo file of the alps and then emails them to Editor Eddie. She even writes a note saying \"Hey Editor Eddie! Sorry for the delay.. We nearly forgot to send you the photos. We got carried away. Please forgive us.\" And the email was sent. It was time for the trio to go back to Busytown. Cucumber gets a call from Editor Eddie expecting a stern voice but, she wasn't. Editor Eddie sounded forgiving and generous as he understands the delay. Good thing he never knew about the fun she had with Heidi. \n\nEditor Eddie: Wonderful photos Cucumber! I forgive you for the delay. It musta been the signal from the cold weather in Switzerland. But I don't blame you nor Pickles. Thanks!\nCucumber: You're welcome, Ed! Happy for us to do business with ya! Gotta go now!\nPickles: So Editor Eddie wasn't mad for the delay?\nCucumber: Guess not. \n\nFebruary 2011\n\nThe vocalist of the band Morning Would has came to Busytown for a vacation alone to fix his mental health. He has been struggling with life because he couldn't find a girlfriend. Cucumber, Pickles & Kevyn were at a cafe hanging out and chatting until Pickles sees Bones sitting in a chair sulking. The trio approach Bones to ask what's wrong.\n\nCucumber: Hi Bones! Why the long face?\nBones: Cucumber.. I'm glad to see you dawg. \nPickles: What's wrong?\nBones: *Sigh* I hate being single.. I cannot find a woman..\nKevyn: Listen dude, Busytown has a bunch of good girls.\nBones: Does it? How do you know? You not from Busytown are you? Because I'm not.\nKevyn: No kid, I'm from Canada.\nBones: Kid?! I'm 25!! You need your eyes checked old man!\nPickles: Alright alright. Bones. We can help you find a girl. \nBones: You can? But.. what if.. what if she's sexually active? Where am I going to practice?\nKevyn: Take these (Hands Bones a packet of condoms)\nBones: But, I'm not prepared for it. Who am I gonna practice on??\nKevyn: Practice it in a pillow.\nBones: There's no way I'm gonna be fucking pillows dawg!\nCucumber: (Whispers in Bones' ear) You can practice on me. Come to Pickles' complex. I'll drive you and we can do it.\nBones: (Whispers) I hope Pickles don't get pissed off about it.\nCucumber: (Whispers) Don't you worry, Kevyn gave you condoms. Let's go.\nKevyn: Where you two going? \nBones: Cucumber says it's okay for me to practice sex on her.\nPickles: You better not get her pregnant.\nBones: Fear not dawg. I got condoms. Plus, I ain't doin' it raw; Especially for a first timer.\nPickles: Good luck.\n\nCucumber leads Bones to her jeep and drives off the Pickles' Complex so Bones can practice intercourse with Cucumber in order for him to prepare for his date. Bones has yet to find a girl so Kevyn & Pickles are on the quest to try and hook Bones up for a girl. \n\nPickles: Let's look for a bad girl for Bones. Someone sexy.\nKevyn: (Looking around) Here's one!\nPickles: That rhino prostitute? I dunno.\nKevyn: Let's try her.\n\nKevyn and Pickles walk to a rhino prostitute called Blair. She is busty and thick but they don't know what kind of girl Bones is looking for. So they talk to Blair.\n\nBlair: Can I help you guys? How should we do it?\nKevyn: Hey uhh.. Miss? Do you get lonely?\nBlair: Yeah.. I've been looking for love and.. no guy wants me..\nPickles: I can interest you in a guy.\nBlair: You can?? Who?\n\nRight as Pickles was about to say Bones' name, Blair's bra snaps off and her big saggy boobs show leaving Kevyn & Pickles disgusted. So they walk away from Blair leaving her bummed.\n\nSo they try something else by heading to a restaurant and sees a girl sitting down at the table all by herself. Pickles walks to her and asks her this.\n\nPickles: Hey girl. Are you here by yourself?\nGirl: If you're asking me out then-\nPickles: I'm not asking you out, I'm trying to set you on a date with someone.\nGirl: If you're doing that the-\nPickles: He has long grey hair and a maroon tank.\nGirl: Will you just let me finish? That's not going to happen because. I'm waiting for my girlfriend. So SHE'S my date. Sorry Charlie! Now be gone!\nPickles: Pfft.. Dyke.\nKevyn: Pickles! You know you can't say that shit! What do you have against gays?\nPickles: It's sacrilegious. Mama said so. \nKevyn: You sure?\nPickles: I was raised in the bible belt and grew up there. My mama was religious meaning that she doesn't approve of being gay, bi, trans or pan. \nKevyn: I.. have nothing to say. \n\nBack with Cucumber & Bones. Cucumber asks Bones if he wants to take his clothes off first. But he asks Cucumber first because you know.. Ladies first.\n\nBones: Ladies first. Take that jacket off.\nCucumber: That's how you should treat a lady. Ladies first is a good idea. (Takes her jacket, Shirt, Belt, Pants off leaving her bra and underwear)\nBones: No way dude.. I've always wanted to see a lady wearing nothing but her bra and panties.. (Takes his shirt and jeans off leaving his underwear on)\nCucumber: Now you can practice making out on me.\nBones: Where are the condoms?\nCucumber: Ah ah ah! Not yet! Lay down.\n\nBones lays on the bed and Cucumber lays on Bones and starts to kiss on the mouth for practice and so far, Bones really enjoys kissing. He got carried away and started French kissing and Cucumber didn't mind. As Bones was gawking at Cucumber's boobs. He starts to slobber and achieve an erection. \n\nCucumber: Lookin' at my boobs? \nBones: Uhhhh..\nCucumber: Come on Bones. I'm not mad. I think you're ready for the fun part. (Removes her bra showing her boobs)\nBones: BOIOIOIOIOIING!!\nCucumber: (Giggles) Touch them if you'd like.\nBones: (He then touches her boobs) My god.. they're so soft..\nCucumber: Mmmm yeah.. (When she looked down, he sees Bones' penis poking out from inside his underwear from a boner.) My god.. you're hard..\nBones: Yeah.. I'm horny.. I want it..\nCucumber: But you can't do it without a condom remember?\nBones: Can you put it on for me? This is my first time I lost my virginity.\nCucumber: Certainly. (Puts a condom on Bones' penis and it fits well) There. Now, Want me to take my panties off yet?\nBones: Please do.. My nuts are tightening.. I'm so hard that I'm like a leprechaun on fucking Viagra.\nCucumber: (Laughs) You're funny. Come now, Fuck me. (Spreads her legs and spreads her vagina)\n\nBones then inserts his penis into her vagina with a condom on and already, Cucumber moans quite a bit. Bones then starts humping and thrusting Cucumber's vagina with his penis inside and she moans loud. Already, Bones begins to pick up speed of thrusting and starts grabbing onto Cucumber's boobs.\n\nBones: Mmmm fuck..!\nCucumber: Yeah!! Right there!! Harder!!\nBones: (He then fucks her harder, got carried away so he smacks her booty whilst he moves)\nCucumber: Ah! You naughty dog! \nBones: Yeah! I'm a naughty Afghan Hound! I've been naughty!\nCucumber: Yes you have! Now keep fucking me you naughty dog!\nBones: Aye aye Cucumber!\n\nBones then continues fucking Cucumber faster and deeper and harder making her moan even louder. Bones was on the verge of ejaculation, so he then moves faster attempting to control the muscles of his testicles to make himself ejaculate. He then slows down and starts emitting semen inside her pussy with a condom on filling up the condom a lot. Cucumber pants with relief. As Bones pulls he penis out of Cucumber's vagina, He was surprised to see his own semen. But that's not what he's surprised about, He surprised on how much he let out. \n\nCucumber: Wow! You sure let out a ton for a first timer.\nBones: Fuck yeah.. Thank you so much for letting me practice sex on you Cucumber.\nCucumber: Don't mention it, Bones! Glad I could help you practice before you find a girl you love!\nBones: Speaking of, has Pickles and that old man found someone yet?\nCucumber: Hold on, (Pulls out her cellphone and dials Kevyn)\n\nPickles and Kevyn are still looking around town to find a girl for Bones to hook up with. Kevyn's cellphone starts ringing and he pulls it out his pocket and answers it. It was Cucumber)\n\nKevyn: Hello?\nCucumber: Hi Kevyn, Have you found someone yet?\nKevyn: Not yet. We bumped into 2 ladies but, no luck yet. The first one was a fat, filthy rhino. Bones wouldn't wanna screw her. And the 2nd one turned out to be a lesbian.\nCucumber: Wow.. Keep looking. Oh, I saw a girl playing guitar on the street that resembles Bones. She's a guitar player from Florida. Her name is Shoegaze. She's single and she might be suitable for Bones.\nKevyn: Where she at?\nCucumber: She's playing at the Busytown park.\nKevyn: K thanks. (Hangs up)\nPickles: Who was that?\nKevyn: It was Cucumber. She found just the right lady for Bones. Let's go to the park. \n\nKevyn & Pickles walk to the Busytown park and sees a girl with blue and pink round glasses, long hair and a tye dye shirt playing guitar and singing. She was singing an acid rock version of \"How Much Time\" by the Vixens. The Vixens are a hair metal band with all the members being girls and foxes. The girl's name is Shoegaze according to Cucumber. Shoegaze is her stage name but her real name is Sarah O'Swirly. After Shoegaze finishes her song and the people gathered applauds, Kevyn & Pickles approach her.\n\nShoegaze: Excuse me, You guys fans? If so, I have no time for autographs.\nPickles: Shoegaze.\nShoegaze: Yeah, that's me. What do you want?\nKevyn: We really like you. You look great in that shirt.\nShoegaze: Yeah, thanks. Do the town a favor and just.. fuck off.\nKevyn: But miss I-\nShoegaze: Nope! I don't wanna hear your griping! Now get lost, shit bags.\nPickles: Well if you're gonna treat people who are trying to help you find someone that way, then so be it! (Walks off)\nShoegaze: Wait, Did you say you wanted to help me?\nPickles: Uhhh yeah?\nShoegaze: Help me do what? Help me find a man?\nPickles: Hey! You read my mind! That's what we're gonna do! What kinda guy you looking for?\nShoegaze: Lemme tell you chump. I'm looking for a guy who's also an Afghan Hound like me. A guy who likes rock as much as me.\nKevyn: Well you're in luck, Shoegaze. A guy like you is staying here in Busytown for a bit. He's been looking for a girl for ages. I'm sure he'll wanna meet ya. Where do you wanna meet him?\nShoegaze: How about this greek restaurant over there?\nPickles: Sounds nice. I'm hungry anyways. I would love some gyros right now!\nKevyn: You got it! Pickles, you tell Bones the good news!\n\nKevyn & Pickles walk to the Greek restaurant in Busytown for Shoegaze to wait at. Shoegaze asks for a seat for two and tells the waiter that she's waiting for someone so the spot can be saved. Pickles then calls Cucumber to tell the good news. Cucumber's cell phone vibrates and she picks it up and answers it.\n\nCucumber: Hello?\nPickles: Cucumber! Good news! We found somone!\nCucumber: You did? Who?\nPickles: A girl named Shoegaze! She's interested in Bones!\nCucumber: Ah! Looks like Kevyn listened after all! Where does Bones get to meet her?\nPickles: At that Greek restaurant in Busytown. \nCucumber: I'm gonna have to let Bones borrow my GPS since he hasn't been to Busytown in like.. 2 years or so? Okay, Good luck.\nPickles: You two!\nCucumber: (Hangs up) Bones, a girl wants to meet you and you should meet her in a Greek restaurant. Here, borrow my GPS.\nBones: Fuck yeah! Thank you so much Cucumber!\nCucumber: Heheheh! Don't thank me! Thank Pickles! Him and Kevyn found the girl for you.\nBones: Well thank him and that old man then!\n\n\nShoegaze is at the restaurant waiting for her love to show up. Bones was having trouble finding the restaurant at first until he can see through the window a girl that looks like him. He then sticks his tongue out of infatuation and beamed. He then walks into the restaurant and tells the waiter that a girl is waiting for him. The waiter leads Bones to wear Shoegaze is. Bones takes a seat towards Shoegaze and starts to introduce himself.\n\nBones: Ummm.. Hi. Are you.. Shoegaze?\nShoegaze: Yeah. Who do you seem do be? Tell me about yourself.\nBones: The name is Bones. Bones Marrow. Bones is my stage name and Blake is my real name. I prefer being called Bones. I am a singer in a band formed in Chicago. \nShoegaze: You like rock music? You play it?\nBones: I do. We play rock, punk and alternative. Our band's name is Morning Would. The would as in \"Would you care for a drink?\"\nShoegaze: Heheh.. Funny name. And if you're asking me for a drink, then of course I would. I want a Cola.\n\nSo far, Bones and Shoegaze's date is going pretty well. They're talking, asking questions and eating and drinking together. The more they talked, the closer they've gotten of their relationship. Kevyn & Pickles were blessed to see the two kiss. So, that means. Shoegaze loves Bones. Kevyn & Pickles walks back to the complex and tells Cucumber how the date went. And he says that it went pretty well. Cucumber beamed about it.\n\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "January 2011

2 months has passed since their trip Taipei for photos of the Taipei 101. Their first mission for the year 2011 was in Bern, Switzerland. Kevyn tagged along wearing his coat along with Cucumber and Pickles wearing their winter outfits because it is freezing in Switzerland especially during January. Kevyn was used to cold weather because he was born in Canada. Cucumber and Pickles weren't used to it because Cucumber was born and raised in Africa and it didn't really get cold there and Pickles was born and raised in Alabama which was always warm there. Cucumber and Kevyn were amazed at the sights of Switzerland especially those big mountains which are called "Alps".

Cucumber: Ooooo! Look how pretty these alps are!
Kevyn: I know! Bigger than those Yukon mountains I saw when I was a teenager! Those were the days. Right Pickles?
Pickles: (Shivering and his teeth are chattering) Y-Y-Y-Y-yeah.. Those were the.. D-D-D-D-Days..
Kevyn: How are you even freezing your ass off? You're wearing a jacket!
Pickles: This one sucks!
Kevyn: Alright, enough bitching. Let's find the nearest clothing shop.

Off the three went to a clothing shop to find Pickles a new coat because the one he was wearing didn't keep him warm enough because it was too thin. Pickles felt a little bit better walking into the shop because of how warm it is. He then starts to look for the perfect coat for him. He has found a purple and blue outfit which comes with a coat and pants and a neck gaiter. He then picks it out and purchases it. He tries it on and feels much better and more comfortable in the weather than he was before.

Suddenly, they hear a woman panicking about a horn. The three walk to her to find out what's wrong. It was a goat named Heidi. She is a mountain climber who rescues people from mountains.


Cucumber: Are you okay ma'am?
Heidi: Ohhh nein... Meine horn!
Kevyn: Horn? Ha! It's on your head lady!
Heidi: Nein! This is not what I meant! I meant the horn you blow into! Are you that stupid?
Pickles: What happened to it? Lemme guess, someone stole it?
Heidi: Ja.. Some crook stole my horn I play...
Kevyn: Now I get it..
Heidi: I'm Heidi. I am a mountain climber.
Cucumber: I'm Cucumber the photographer, and this is my assistant, Pickles and our friend Kevyn Sparerib.
Pickles: So nice to meet you Heidi. You're beautiful heheh..
Heidi: Awwww danke!
Pickles: And we will help find your horn in a jiffy.
Kevyn: Do you know who took it?
Heidi: Nein, But I do know what they look like. He or she wears a purple and white eskimo coat and with a red belt.
Kevyn: Oh that's easy!
Heidi: I don't think so sir! There's a bunch of people who wear something like that!
Kevyn: Then it's... not easy.
Cucumber: We can do this.

Cucumber pulls out her binoculars to search for the person who wears a purple and white eskimo outfit with a red belt. She looked everywhere left and right until she sees it. They follow the person who is wearing the aforementioned outfit. Cucumber was the first to speak to the person by asking questions but the person runs off.

Cucumber: Come back here! Don't you pussy out on me!
Kevyn: We're not gonna hurt ya!
Pickles: We only wanna do some talkin!

They chased the crook until it ran away. They were out of breath and got tired. But they didn't give up just yet. They walk to a salesman nearby to ask about someone wearing a purple and white eskimo outfit and red belt. The salesman knows the guy, his name was Eric. Eric often goes to a bar down the street for beer. So they got the answer they needed. They head off to the bar in town to find that Eric and tried to act casual so that way they don't scare him off again. Kevyn takes an empty seat next to Eric at the bar and tried to act like he doesn't know him.

Kevyn: How you liking that drink?
Eric: Very good.
Kevyn: You like beer? I do too.
Eric: Nice.
Kevyn: Do you play a horn?
Eric: Yeah.
Kevyn: Since when?
Eric: Just barely.
Kevyn: Lemme guess, a lady gave it to you?
Eric: Yeah. She said I can have it for life.

Cucumber: (Whispers in Pickles' ear) I think we got him.
Pickles: (Whispers in Cucumber's ear) I think we did.

Kevyn: Can you play something?
Eric: I guess. (Pulls out the horn he stole from Heidi and blasts it in the bar)

Cucumber & Pickles: (Startled) Holy fuck!
Kevyn: That was loud! Play more!
Eric: Fine. (Plays more)

While Eric is playing the horn, Cucumber & Pickles sneak by the door to lock it so Eric doesn't escape when catching him. Pickles clears his throat at Eric and him and Cucumber starts to ask him questions.

Pickles: Ahem! So you did steal that horn!
Eric: Horn? What horn?
Cucumber: That horn!
Eric: Ohhhh this horn! Heheheh.. I'm only borrowing it.
Cucumber: Oh bullshit! You stole it from a woman named Heidi! Give me it and show yourself!
Eric: You want this piece of shit horn? Here! (Throws it on a table and it breaks a glass cup startling a customer)
Kevyn: Now, take off that hoodie and let's see what you look like.

Eric takes off the hoodie and guess what? His name is not Eric. It was Brock the bear in disguise trying to hide his identity. Cucumber & Pickles recognised Brock very well as they both hate him because of how much he's been harassing the two.

Cucumber & Pickles: Brock!!
Kevyn: What have you done to Eric?!
Brock: Eric?? Who the fuck is Eric? There's no Eric here! It's me the whole time!
Pickles: You son of a bitch!
Brock: Damn.. Did mama forget to breastfeed you this morning?
Pickles: Mother fucker I'm too old to be breastfed! I have not spoke to my mother since like.. the 90s!
Brock: Broken family alert! Broken family alert!
Kevyn: (Smashes an ashtray on Brock's face)
Brock: Owwwwww!! You fuckers! I'll get you next time Cum and Penis! And that old fart too!
Cucumber: Go fuck yourself Brock!

Brock then tries to leave the building but he bumps into a wall because of how drunk he was and falls down on the ground knocking him out. He fell asleep so Cucumber grabs the horn he threw and finds Heidi again to return it to her. Heidi was very happy that the three has found her horn.

Heidi: Ohhh danke!! You are heroes!
Cucumber: Heheh.. I'm no hero, I'm just a photographer.
Pickles: And I'm just an assistant.
Kevyn: Aren't you more than that? You love this photographer!
Pickles: Uhhh yeah I do..
Heidi: Oh thank you guys! How could I ever repay you?
Cucumber: Not sure. I'm out of ideas.
Heidi: Come in meine cabin!

Heidi invites the three to her cabin so she can reward them. She locks her cabin door and closes the windows because she's going to give the guys a big reward. She unzips her jacket and she pulls up her bra showing her boobs.

Pickles & Kevyn: Woah! Boobs!
Heidi: What do you think?
Pickles: They look... nice!
Heidi: Come feel them!


Pickles & Kevyn approaches Heidi and feels her boobs. They were amazed at how soft they felt. They both begin pleasuring her nipples to make her feel good.

Heidi: Ohhh ja... Have you ever felt a woman's boobs before?
Pickles: Uhhhhh yeah!
Heidi: I wonder who's?
Pickles: Just the travel photographer's.
Heidi: Well.. (Pulls Pickles and Kevyn's pants down and their dicks spring out)
Pickles: Uhhhh.. (Tries to look away from Kevyn's penis because of how embarassed he feels when looking at another man's penis)
Heidi: You men need a good rubbing.. (She gives both of them a handjob)
Kevyn: Ohhhh yeah..! It's been so long since I got my dick touched!
Heidi: Oh ja? (Keeps rubbing but speeds up)
Pickles: O-O-Ohhhh! That feels good!

As Heidi keeps giving Pickles and Kevyn a handjob, Cucumber gets bored at watching the moment, so she decides to take the approach by joining in. She then takes her jacket off and her shirt and her bra and her boobs bounce out.

Cucumber: Ever seen another woman's boobs before Heidi?
Heidi: Oh nein! But they look soft!
Cucumber: You don't need to look at Kevyn's penis, Just focus on looking at these double D's!
Pickles: Right.. (Keeps looking at Cucumber's boobs while he's on the verge of cumming)
Heidi: Are you nearly there men?
Pickles: Y-Y-Yes!
Heidi: Well then! (Makes both Pickles and Kevyn cum)
Pickles & Kevyn: (Moaning as they cum on Heidi's tits)
Heidi: Guter Gott!! You cum a lot!
Pickles: Good lord.. You.. you sure know how to stroke my penis lady..
Heidi: Oh ja.. Madam Cucumber? Can I.. feel you?
Cucumber: Ummm yeah.

Heidi then approaches Cucumber and starts feeling her up by touching her boobs and she moans. Heidi even pleasured Cucumber's nipples for a better feeling. She got carried away and pulls Cucumber's pants down and starts to sniff Cucumber's crotch while her panties are on. Heidi was very pleased with the smell of good pussy; So she pulls her panties down and then proceeds to lick Cucumber's pussy. Cucumber starts moaning as she enjoys getting her pussy licked by a woman. Kevyn & Pickles begin to watch and starts to get bored and hard yet again. Pickles sneak behind Heidi and sticks his penis in her vagina, Kevyn then approaches Cucumber with an erect penis.

Cucumber: Boy, you sure are hard for an old man Kev,
Kevyn: Watcha wanna do? Pickles grew jealous so he's fuckin' Heidi. How am I gonna get any fun around here?
Cucumber: Well... (Starts sucking Kevyn's dick)
Kevyn: Oooooooo! That's it Cucumber!

Cucumber keeps sucking Kevyn's dick while Pickles keeps fucking Heidi while Heidi keeps licking Cucumber's pussy. The fun is really getting somewhere! Kevyn & Pickles are on the verge of cumming once again, Pickles thrusts even harder and Cucumber sucks faster so the guys can ejaculate. Pickles tries his best to hold a little bit so he doesn't cum inside Heidi, So Pickles takes his penis out of Heidi's vagina and starts stroking his dick close to Heidi while Kevyn takes his penis out of Cucumber's mouth and does the same. The guys ejaculate a ton of semen nearly covering them in cum. Kevyn ejaculates all over Cucumber whilst Pickles ejaculates all over Heidi. The fun was over and they all fell asleep.


The next day came and the trio was confused after they woke up. Heidi wasn't there, Perhaps she left. Cucumber, Pickles & Kevyn were dressing themselves back up after Cucumber cleaned off all the cum off her body and looked at the date and time on her cellphone. She was alarmed that the photos Editor Eddie requested was due.

Cucumber: Oh shit! We're a day late for Editor Eddie's photos!
Pickles: Oh no! We better send the photos of the alps via email!
Cucumber: Right away Pickles!

Cucumber then goes to the email app, pressed compose and then find the photo file of the alps and then emails them to Editor Eddie. She even writes a note saying "Hey Editor Eddie! Sorry for the delay.. We nearly forgot to send you the photos. We got carried away. Please forgive us." And the email was sent. It was time for the trio to go back to Busytown. Cucumber gets a call from Editor Eddie expecting a stern voice but, she wasn't. Editor Eddie sounded forgiving and generous as he understands the delay. Good thing he never knew about the fun she had with Heidi.

Editor Eddie: Wonderful photos Cucumber! I forgive you for the delay. It musta been the signal from the cold weather in Switzerland. But I don't blame you nor Pickles. Thanks!
Cucumber: You're welcome, Ed! Happy for us to do business with ya! Gotta go now!
Pickles: So Editor Eddie wasn't mad for the delay?
Cucumber: Guess not.

February 2011

The vocalist of the band Morning Would has came to Busytown for a vacation alone to fix his mental health. He has been struggling with life because he couldn't find a girlfriend. Cucumber, Pickles & Kevyn were at a cafe hanging out and chatting until Pickles sees Bones sitting in a chair sulking. The trio approach Bones to ask what's wrong.

Cucumber: Hi Bones! Why the long face?
Bones: Cucumber.. I'm glad to see you dawg.
Pickles: What's wrong?
Bones: *Sigh* I hate being single.. I cannot find a woman..
Kevyn: Listen dude, Busytown has a bunch of good girls.
Bones: Does it? How do you know? You not from Busytown are you? Because I'm not.
Kevyn: No kid, I'm from Canada.
Bones: Kid?! I'm 25!! You need your eyes checked old man!
Pickles: Alright alright. Bones. We can help you find a girl.
Bones: You can? But.. what if.. what if she's sexually active? Where am I going to practice?
Kevyn: Take these (Hands Bones a packet of condoms)
Bones: But, I'm not prepared for it. Who am I gonna practice on??
Kevyn: Practice it in a pillow.
Bones: There's no way I'm gonna be fucking pillows dawg!
Cucumber: (Whispers in Bones' ear) You can practice on me. Come to Pickles' complex. I'll drive you and we can do it.
Bones: (Whispers) I hope Pickles don't get pissed off about it.
Cucumber: (Whispers) Don't you worry, Kevyn gave you condoms. Let's go.
Kevyn: Where you two going?
Bones: Cucumber says it's okay for me to practice sex on her.
Pickles: You better not get her pregnant.
Bones: Fear not dawg. I got condoms. Plus, I ain't doin' it raw; Especially for a first timer.
Pickles: Good luck.

Cucumber leads Bones to her jeep and drives off the Pickles' Complex so Bones can practice intercourse with Cucumber in order for him to prepare for his date. Bones has yet to find a girl so Kevyn & Pickles are on the quest to try and hook Bones up for a girl.

Pickles: Let's look for a bad girl for Bones. Someone sexy.
Kevyn: (Looking around) Here's one!
Pickles: That rhino prostitute? I dunno.
Kevyn: Let's try her.

Kevyn and Pickles walk to a rhino prostitute called Blair. She is busty and thick but they don't know what kind of girl Bones is looking for. So they talk to Blair.

Blair: Can I help you guys? How should we do it?
Kevyn: Hey uhh.. Miss? Do you get lonely?
Blair: Yeah.. I've been looking for love and.. no guy wants me..
Pickles: I can interest you in a guy.
Blair: You can?? Who?

Right as Pickles was about to say Bones' name, Blair's bra snaps off and her big saggy boobs show leaving Kevyn & Pickles disgusted. So they walk away from Blair leaving her bummed.

So they try something else by heading to a restaurant and sees a girl sitting down at the table all by herself. Pickles walks to her and asks her this.

Pickles: Hey girl. Are you here by yourself?
Girl: If you're asking me out then-
Pickles: I'm not asking you out, I'm trying to set you on a date with someone.
Girl: If you're doing that the-
Pickles: He has long grey hair and a maroon tank.
Girl: Will you just let me finish? That's not going to happen because. I'm waiting for my girlfriend. So SHE'S my date. Sorry Charlie! Now be gone!
Pickles: Pfft.. Dyke.
Kevyn: Pickles! You know you can't say that shit! What do you have against gays?
Pickles: It's sacrilegious. Mama said so.
Kevyn: You sure?
Pickles: I was raised in the bible belt and grew up there. My mama was religious meaning that she doesn't approve of being gay, bi, trans or pan.
Kevyn: I.. have nothing to say.

Back with Cucumber & Bones. Cucumber asks Bones if he wants to take his clothes off first. But he asks Cucumber first because you know.. Ladies first.

Bones: Ladies first. Take that jacket off.
Cucumber: That's how you should treat a lady. Ladies first is a good idea. (Takes her jacket, Shirt, Belt, Pants off leaving her bra and underwear)
Bones: No way dude.. I've always wanted to see a lady wearing nothing but her bra and panties.. (Takes his shirt and jeans off leaving his underwear on)
Cucumber: Now you can practice making out on me.
Bones: Where are the condoms?
Cucumber: Ah ah ah! Not yet! Lay down.

Bones lays on the bed and Cucumber lays on Bones and starts to kiss on the mouth for practice and so far, Bones really enjoys kissing. He got carried away and started French kissing and Cucumber didn't mind. As Bones was gawking at Cucumber's boobs. He starts to slobber and achieve an erection.

Cucumber: Lookin' at my boobs?
Bones: Uhhhh..
Cucumber: Come on Bones. I'm not mad. I think you're ready for the fun part. (Removes her bra showing her boobs)
Bones: BOIOIOIOIOIING!!
Cucumber: (Giggles) Touch them if you'd like.
Bones: (He then touches her boobs) My god.. they're so soft..
Cucumber: Mmmm yeah.. (When she looked down, he sees Bones' penis poking out from inside his underwear from a boner.) My god.. you're hard..
Bones: Yeah.. I'm horny.. I want it..
Cucumber: But you can't do it without a condom remember?
Bones: Can you put it on for me? This is my first time I lost my virginity.
Cucumber: Certainly. (Puts a condom on Bones' penis and it fits well) There. Now, Want me to take my panties off yet?
Bones: Please do.. My nuts are tightening.. I'm so hard that I'm like a leprechaun on fucking Viagra.
Cucumber: (Laughs) You're funny. Come now, Fuck me. (Spreads her legs and spreads her vagina)

Bones then inserts his penis into her vagina with a condom on and already, Cucumber moans quite a bit. Bones then starts humping and thrusting Cucumber's vagina with his penis inside and she moans loud. Already, Bones begins to pick up speed of thrusting and starts grabbing onto Cucumber's boobs.

Bones: Mmmm fuck..!
Cucumber: Yeah!! Right there!! Harder!!
Bones: (He then fucks her harder, got carried away so he smacks her booty whilst he moves)
Cucumber: Ah! You naughty dog!
Bones: Yeah! I'm a naughty Afghan Hound! I've been naughty!
Cucumber: Yes you have! Now keep fucking me you naughty dog!
Bones: Aye aye Cucumber!

Bones then continues fucking Cucumber faster and deeper and harder making her moan even louder. Bones was on the verge of ejaculation, so he then moves faster attempting to control the muscles of his testicles to make himself ejaculate. He then slows down and starts emitting semen inside her pussy with a condom on filling up the condom a lot. Cucumber pants with relief. As Bones pulls he penis out of Cucumber's vagina, He was surprised to see his own semen. But that's not what he's surprised about, He surprised on how much he let out.

Cucumber: Wow! You sure let out a ton for a first timer.
Bones: Fuck yeah.. Thank you so much for letting me practice sex on you Cucumber.
Cucumber: Don't mention it, Bones! Glad I could help you practice before you find a girl you love!
Bones: Speaking of, has Pickles and that old man found someone yet?
Cucumber: Hold on, (Pulls out her cellphone and dials Kevyn)

Pickles and Kevyn are still looking around town to find a girl for Bones to hook up with. Kevyn's cellphone starts ringing and he pulls it out his pocket and answers it. It was Cucumber)

Kevyn: Hello?
Cucumber: Hi Kevyn, Have you found someone yet?
Kevyn: Not yet. We bumped into 2 ladies but, no luck yet. The first one was a fat, filthy rhino. Bones wouldn't wanna screw her. And the 2nd one turned out to be a lesbian.
Cucumber: Wow.. Keep looking. Oh, I saw a girl playing guitar on the street that resembles Bones. She's a guitar player from Florida. Her name is Shoegaze. She's single and she might be suitable for Bones.
Kevyn: Where she at?
Cucumber: She's playing at the Busytown park.
Kevyn: K thanks. (Hangs up)
Pickles: Who was that?
Kevyn: It was Cucumber. She found just the right lady for Bones. Let's go to the park.

Kevyn & Pickles walk to the Busytown park and sees a girl with blue and pink round glasses, long hair and a tye dye shirt playing guitar and singing. She was singing an acid rock version of "How Much Time" by the Vixens. The Vixens are a hair metal band with all the members being girls and foxes. The girl's name is Shoegaze according to Cucumber. Shoegaze is her stage name but her real name is Sarah O'Swirly. After Shoegaze finishes her song and the people gathered applauds, Kevyn & Pickles approach her.

Shoegaze: Excuse me, You guys fans? If so, I have no time for autographs.
Pickles: Shoegaze.
Shoegaze: Yeah, that's me. What do you want?
Kevyn: We really like you. You look great in that shirt.
Shoegaze: Yeah, thanks. Do the town a favor and just.. fuck off.
Kevyn: But miss I-
Shoegaze: Nope! I don't wanna hear your griping! Now get lost, shit bags.
Pickles: Well if you're gonna treat people who are trying to help you find someone that way, then so be it! (Walks off)
Shoegaze: Wait, Did you say you wanted to help me?
Pickles: Uhhh yeah?
Shoegaze: Help me do what? Help me find a man?
Pickles: Hey! You read my mind! That's what we're gonna do! What kinda guy you looking for?
Shoegaze: Lemme tell you chump. I'm looking for a guy who's also an Afghan Hound like me. A guy who likes rock as much as me.
Kevyn: Well you're in luck, Shoegaze. A guy like you is staying here in Busytown for a bit. He's been looking for a girl for ages. I'm sure he'll wanna meet ya. Where do you wanna meet him?
Shoegaze: How about this greek restaurant over there?
Pickles: Sounds nice. I'm hungry anyways. I would love some gyros right now!
Kevyn: You got it! Pickles, you tell Bones the good news!

Kevyn & Pickles walk to the Greek restaurant in Busytown for Shoegaze to wait at. Shoegaze asks for a seat for two and tells the waiter that she's waiting for someone so the spot can be saved. Pickles then calls Cucumber to tell the good news. Cucumber's cell phone vibrates and she picks it up and answers it.

Cucumber: Hello?
Pickles: Cucumber! Good news! We found somone!
Cucumber: You did? Who?
Pickles: A girl named Shoegaze! She's interested in Bones!
Cucumber: Ah! Looks like Kevyn listened after all! Where does Bones get to meet her?
Pickles: At that Greek restaurant in Busytown.
Cucumber: I'm gonna have to let Bones borrow my GPS since he hasn't been to Busytown in like.. 2 years or so? Okay, Good luck.
Pickles: You two!
Cucumber: (Hangs up) Bones, a girl wants to meet you and you should meet her in a Greek restaurant. Here, borrow my GPS.
Bones: Fuck yeah! Thank you so much Cucumber!
Cucumber: Heheheh! Don't thank me! Thank Pickles! Him and Kevyn found the girl for you.
Bones: Well thank him and that old man then!


Shoegaze is at the restaurant waiting for her love to show up. Bones was having trouble finding the restaurant at first until he can see through the window a girl that looks like him. He then sticks his tongue out of infatuation and beamed. He then walks into the restaurant and tells the waiter that a girl is waiting for him. The waiter leads Bones to wear Shoegaze is. Bones takes a seat towards Shoegaze and starts to introduce himself.

Bones: Ummm.. Hi. Are you.. Shoegaze?
Shoegaze: Yeah. Who do you seem do be? Tell me about yourself.
Bones: The name is Bones. Bones Marrow. Bones is my stage name and Blake is my real name. I prefer being called Bones. I am a singer in a band formed in Chicago.
Shoegaze: You like rock music? You play it?
Bones: I do. We play rock, punk and alternative. Our band's name is Morning Would. The would as in "Would you care for a drink?"
Shoegaze: Heheh.. Funny name. And if you're asking me for a drink, then of course I would. I want a Cola.

So far, Bones and Shoegaze's date is going pretty well. They're talking, asking questions and eating and drinking together. The more they talked, the closer they've gotten of their relationship. Kevyn & Pickles were blessed to see the two kiss. So, that means. Shoegaze loves Bones. Kevyn & Pickles walks back to the complex and tells Cucumber how the date went. And he says that it went pretty well. Cucumber beamed about it.


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