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“-he’s undoubtedly going to be single-minded in finding Hood, so prepare for-”
“Yeah yeah yeah, is he hot?”
“...he’s a large English bear who-”
“Awright, but when you say large, izzat as in he's built like a brick shithouse? Or do you actually mean his cock?!”
“Agent…”
“Cause that’s important info I’m gonna need fer when I’m decidin whether to plow him or ‘ave ‘im plow me!”
“Look, Agent D’Otter, if you’re not going to pay attention to the briefing, we’ll find someone else who will.”
“Ooooh, is that so? Hey, boys! McCloud’s gonna find another Spellsinger on the Marlfox payroll!”
“It doesn’t need to be a Spellsinger-”
“Nope, just need to be somebody wot you know’s gonna get it done, without any sorta magic or clues or traces that can lead back to you... Oh! Well fancy that, that’s Spellsingin’ and you don’t got anybody else wot can DO it! And you know I do not need to know a single damned thing about his life story to do my job! It’s all fluff that’ll just clog up my artistic mind!”
“You sing arcane karaoke.”
“Hey! I don’t insult YOUR methods, do I?!”
“It’s protocol to fill in agents on their targets’ motivations and-”
“His motivation is gonna be fuckin me arse inside out.”
“It’s appalling that you were ever given the classification you have.”
“Course it is. I’m good at appalling. Look at this way: if I don’t know why I’m takin him off the chessboard, I can’t spill any info, can I?”
“You know what? Fine. You’re not in my department, and they wouldn’t have sent you if you weren’t competent enough to get the job done, even if you wave your ass at protocol.”
“Wait wait- why do we want him balls-deep in me wavin’ arse, exactly?”
“Wh-...you just said you didn’t need to know!”
“I don’t! That don’t mean I can’t be curious!”
“UGH. We already have an agent inside the rebellion against Prince John, and we want him in charge, but that’s not going to happen unless John Little is out of the picture.”
“Was that so hard?”
“If I didn’t know you’d love it I’d turn you over this table and tan your hide, D’Otter.”
“See? We’ve only just started workin’ together, and we’re already buildin’ a rapport!”
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The original scenario for this picture was...weak. Boring. Unsupported.
This is more interesting. To me. Which means it’s more interesting in all possible contexts.
YES, I FUCKING KNOW MUDGE ISN’T A SPELLSINGER, HE’S BEEN PRACTICING.