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PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE GUIDE BEFORE BEGINNING
Enhanced Interrogation Thought-to-Speech Collar™
Operating and training guide
Model #CS-0W0-1984.05
Important Safety Information
Thank you for choosing the Thembriaworks® brand. You and your prisoner deserve a
relationship that includes memorable moments and a vital intelligence. Our products and tools promote a lifestyle of protection, teaching, and love—essentials that influence prisoners for a lifetime. If you have any questions about our products or training your prisoner, please visit our website or contact our Customer Care Center.
The Thembriaworks® Enhanced Interrogation Thought-to-Speech Collar™ is not a toy. Keep it away from the reach of children. Use it only for interrogation and training purposes.
For legal purposes, any persons, by wearing the Enhanced Interrogation Thought-to-Speech Collar, or any Thembriaworks® psychostimulant or psychodominant product, is considered; to waive all rights and responsibilities while wearing it, to fully consent to all procedures and actions performed upon them by certified handlers, and to be fully responsible for any actions they take while under its influence. By using this product, you certify that you and your prisoner have read and agree to this stipulation. For more information about Handler Certification, please visit our website.
NOT FOR USE WITH AGGRESSIVE PRISONERS. Do not use this collar if your prisoner is
aggressive, or prone to aggressive behavior. Aggressive prisoners can cause severe injury and even death to their owner and others. If you are unsure whether this product is appropriate for your prisoner, please consult your warden or certified slave trainer.
DO NOT EXPOSE THE DEVICE TO EXTREME TEMPERATURES: Do not use in conditions below -32°F (0°C) or warmer than 113°F (45°C.) Do not leave the unit in direct sunlight.
Never leave the unit in a vehicle where the device can reach extreme temperatures.
RISK OF SKIN DAMAGE. Please read and follow the instructions in this manual.
Proper fit of the collar is important. A collar worn for too long or made too tight
on the prisoner's neck may cause skin damage ranging from redness to pressure ulcers; this condition is commonly known as bed sores!
• Avoid leaving the collar on the prisoner for more than 12 hours per day.
• Check the fit to prevent excessive pressure; follow the instructions in this manual.
• When using a lead, only use the designated lead loop.
• Wash the prisoner’s neck area and the contact area of the collar weekly with a damp cloth.
• If a rash or sore is found, discontinue use of the collar until the skin has healed. If the condition persists beyond 48 hours, consult a doctor.
These steps will help keep your prisoner safe and comfortable. For additional information on safe use of this collar, please visit our website.
WARNING: A small percentage of persons have shown a susceptibility to the effects of the Enhanced Interrogation Thought-to-Speech Collar™ without wearing it. This is not due to any defect in its manufacture or design, or any fault on the part of its manufacturer! Discontinue use on your prisoner immediately if you experience any of the following:
• Unprompted Confession of Secrets
• Emotional Openness
• Vertigo, directed by Alfred Hitchcock
• Vertigo, by U2, © 2004
• Vertigo, the actual medical symptom
• Urges to sink forever into the sweet oblivion of total servitude
WARRANTY: To get the most protection out of your warranty, please register your product within 30 days. Complete warranty information is available online.
PRIVACY POLICY AND DISCLAIMER: Thembriaworks® will never give or sell your valuable information to anyone outside Thembria absent a military order. No guarantees about the personal information of prisoners is implied. For legal purposes, any person wearing this collar is considered “the prisoner.”
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... No one ever reads the manual.
“Doug” (Jack was pretty sure that was the meathead’s name) had the collar on and all hell had broken loose. Now the Thembrians were on their tails, but at least there was a silver lining; real stakes. Jack couldn't help but love that. The adventure he’d craved all his life was finally happening!
Getting on the blimp was the easy part. But being this close to a Hot Frat Boy Mutt Himbo was proving to be a challenge... considering neither of them could keep their mouths shut.
For Jack, that meant nearly revealing he was a fraud every other sentence. But for “Doug”, it meant recounting in vivid detail when he’d been hazed into his fraternity, the story of which made Jack very uncomfortable below the belt.
Jack thought to himself, "What would Slylockson McMatlock do?" ...For one thing, he'd change the subject… for another...he’d use his raw animal magnetism to get out of this situation...probably by catching the approaching guard off-guard with a blatant erotic display between the suave hero and his slutty air-headed bitch, and getting the drop on him!
Totally the kind of thing his hero would do. And the only motivation Jack had for going through with it. And the only reason he’d coach “Doug” to breathily moan “Oh Jack…”
Totally.
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The original dialogue was severely overdone. I cut out quite a bit and rearranged a lot more.
I think this might be the most obscure character I’ve done so far? Jack Case appeared in a single episode of Talespin and was never seen or heard from again. Everyone else is either a recurring character, or they’re in a non-serial and are a major fixture in their respective media. I think even Kludge is less obscure- he got a trophy in Smash and everything.