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Backstory:
Back in my day, SHIELD was a reputable organization.
Espionage and infiltration didn’t involve debasing oneself to a computer program.
We debased ourselves to organic beings like Aslan intended.
Not that I have any problems with silicone-origination persons! It just seems a little… desperate teenager to be getting off with something other than flesh-and-blood. I know that’s a prejudice of mine that I need to get past, I’m just trying to talk through why this made me uncomfortable. I’m never going to do better if I don’t understand my own reactions, right?
It’s just… A guy needs an adjustment period! I’m still getting used to the idea of pneumatic metal prosthetics in the bedroom, but suddenly I’m expected to get down with hard light constructs for the sake of the mission! And I had no idea what to expect!
I guess what I'm saying, sir, is I'd recommend adding an in-depth 'Sexual Techniques, Partners, and Encounters' series of courses to available training for all agents, just so something like this doesn't catch anyone off guard!
Your suggestion will be noted in the report, Captain. For now, please report to the infirmary. You were walking bow-legged all the way here.
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Commentary:
This here’s a milestone. Going by the week system, this is the end of the 7th week. 72 days of gay Rule 34 couples. And it only took me…
...10 years to get here.
...I think you’ll forgive me if this feels like less of an accomplishment and more of an obligation finally fulfilled.
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