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“Hey! Been ages since I saw you, old buddy! C’mon over, sit down, order a drink, it’s on me!”
“I cannot believe I am hearing out another of your ridiculous scams.”
“Taj, I’m hurt! They’re INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES.”
“...like the clothing line named after yourself that folded when everyone jumped to the very reasonable conclusion that it was fetishwear?”
“How was I supposed to know they’d think that?”
“YOU NAMED IT WIZ PIG.”
“No c’mon c’mon, sit down Taj, don’t be like that. This is different. This isn’t a brand deal or anything, this one’s gonna be me, actually puttin’ in the WORK, with my very real talents. I know you know I got those.”
“...I’m sitting back down.”
“Ok! So, you know how Koopa’s got that big resort openin’ up soon? And he’s puttin in one of his overpriced amusement parks right next to it?”
“I’m familiar with the business model. Are you getting back into stage magic? Because I assume he’ll need a floor show-”
“I A’INT WORKIN FOR THAT TWO BIT HARDCASE PROMISEBREAKER EVER AGAIN.”
“...and now it is my turn to tell you to sit down. It’s ok, my friend, old flames take a long time to-”
“No. What I’m proposin’ is a… budget alternative.”
“...to an amusement park.”
“Yeah, see, the showpeice of all his parks is always the stupid go kart races, right? With the stupid elaborate scenery and special effects that you can’t even see cause it’s whipping by at a hundred miles a hour-”
“How fast do you think go karts are?!”
“And those effects cost an arm and a leg, right? They’re the main expense, right? BY ITSELF, all you need for a go kart race is A PATH, and that ain’t expensive. If we can charge just a little less than Koopa, we’ll still have a huge profit margin if there’s someone who can do incredible, fantastical, magical effects for FREE.”
“Where on earth are we going to get incredible, fantastical, magical effects for- oh no.”
“Right? You and me, ol’ friend, we’re the only one with the skills and experience to pull this off!”
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Timber has the look of a man who just realized he’s in one of those furry porn scenarios. Which means that penis is...oh god...
This was the first picture I ever tried to use DesignDoll for.
I like to think I’ve gotten a fair bit better at it since then.
What do you think, Stefan?
“Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes...This picture has everything- furries, scalies, twinks, hunks, bears, half-chubs, bondage, a culturally-insensitive-tribal setting, the potential for vore....”
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