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One of the original working titles was going to be "No Take Backs", to reflect the rule on the wishes, but then I decided that'd be a better story for romance or whatever, not wacky furspoiltation junk.
After coming to a natural ending, I decided this should be part one. Also, I now have a link into other projects. Seredipity is rad.
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21/500","writing":" The problem for wishing that the water faucets produced lubricant, was that it was thicker than water. It came out slower, but it lingered in the sink. The faucet was hard to turn and the thick semi-fluid began to overflow.\n \"That was a dumb wish,\" the Wishgiver said.\n \"You don't know how much lube I go through,\" the husky replied.\n \"You could always wish for me to know.\"\n \"True,\" Dorian said with a shrug. \"So, I wish for you to know how much lube I go through.\"\n After a brief moment, he exclaimed, \"[i]Damn[/i], that's a lot of lube!\"\n \"I know.\"\n \"You use more lube than water.\"\n \"Dude, I know.\"\n \"How can you even afford to live, your lube bill must be astronomical!\"\n \"Well, now I've got wishes.\"\n Dorian sat on his recently crafted supremely luxurious fluid-repellant sofa and thought about the current problem. He could wish for the flow of lube to stop, but then he'd never get it back, putting him at square one, just without water. He stood.\n \"Decided what the next wish is?\" The Wishgiver awaited instruction.\n \"Nah, I'm going to try to not use wishes on this one.\"\n The husky armed himself with paper towels, cloth towels, a set of pliers, and multi-surface cleaner. He dired the faucet off as best as he could, then sprayed the cleaner. He dried it again. He used a cloth towel to try to avoid any grip-slippage and worked it, slowly, to being fully counter-clockwise. The flow of lube was shut off.\n \"You could have used my help,\" the Wishgiver pouted.\n \"What was I going to say? If I had wished for a grip that never slips, then I'd rip someone's dick off next time I try to give a handy. If I had wished for no more lube, that'd mean I don't get any more ever. You said yourself that the downside to infinite wishes is that none of them can be undone and I can't wish for the same thing twice.\"\n \"I know what I said. Are you trying to throw it in my face?\"\n \"No, but I don't want to use a wish to send a message to otherworldly beings right now.\"\n \"What the hell do you have planned?\"\n Dorian laughed. \n \"Don't get me wrong,\" the husky began to sop up the lube that was on the floor. \"I don't have anything planned, which is why I have to be careful about how I use my wishes.\" \n ","writing_bbcode_parsed":" The problem for wishing that the water faucets produced lubricant, was that it was thicker than water. It came out slower, but it lingered in the sink. The faucet was hard to turn and the thick semi-fluid began to overflow.
"That was a dumb wish," the Wishgiver said.
"You don't know how much lube I go through," the husky replied.
"You could always wish for me to know."
"True," Dorian said with a shrug. "So, I wish for you to know how much lube I go through."
After a brief moment, he exclaimed, "Damn, that's a lot of lube!"
"I know."
"You use more lube than water."
"Dude, I know."
"How can you even afford to live, your lube bill must be astronomical!"
"Well, now I've got wishes."
Dorian sat on his recently crafted supremely luxurious fluid-repellant sofa and thought about the current problem. He could wish for the flow of lube to stop, but then he'd never get it back, putting him at square one, just without water. He stood.
"Decided what the next wish is?" The Wishgiver awaited instruction.
"Nah, I'm going to try to not use wishes on this one."
The husky armed himself with paper towels, cloth towels, a set of pliers, and multi-surface cleaner. He dired the faucet off as best as he could, then sprayed the cleaner. He dried it again. He used a cloth towel to try to avoid any grip-slippage and worked it, slowly, to being fully counter-clockwise. The flow of lube was shut off.
"You could have used my help," the Wishgiver pouted.
"What was I going to say? If I had wished for a grip that never slips, then I'd rip someone's dick off next time I try to give a handy. If I had wished for no more lube, that'd mean I don't get any more ever. You said yourself that the downside to infinite wishes is that none of them can be undone and I can't wish for the same thing twice."
"I know what I said. Are you trying to throw it in my face?"
"No, but I don't want to use a wish to send a message to otherworldly beings right now."
"What the hell do you have planned?"
Dorian laughed.
"Don't get me wrong," the husky began to sop up the lube that was on the floor. "I don't have anything planned, which is why I have to be careful about how I use my wishes."
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