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The research took the wind out of my sails, turns out Daniel is canonically four? I don't know but that's not quite old enough for me. Also, his command of language and his degree of social maturity suggests a higher age, but whatever, Tails is like 7 and building airplanes and shit. Suspension of disbelief or whatever. Probably too young for "the Talk". So I ended up cutting my losses. I could have put "Disclaimer: Daniel Tiger is older than four in this story." Either way, with the state of things, I can't make it progress any further.
I'll still be taking credit for it
19/100
19/500","writing":" \"Hi, Daniel,\" Dad Tiger greeted his son. \"How was school today?\"\n \"It was grr-ific,\" Daniel fibbed.\n \"Oh? It was all grr-ific? All day, Daniel?\"\n \"Well....\" Daniel fidgeted. \"I don't want to talk about it in front of everyone.\"\n \"Okay, Daniel.\"\n \"Trolley!\" Daniel called.\n Two familiar dings announced Trolley's presence as it rolled up. Daniel and Dad Tiger sat on the seats and buckled up. \n \"Please take us home, Trolley,\" Daniel instructed.\n When they got home, Dad Tiger resumed the conversation. \"So, what do you want to tell me, Daniel?\"\n \"Well, Teacher Harriet asked if we had any questions and so [i]I[/i] asked if I'm too young to have sex.\"\n \"You did what?\"\n \"I asked Teacher Harriet if I'm too young to have sex.\"\n \"Daniel, I think we're going to have to have the Talk.\"\n \"The Talk? What's that?\"\n \"Everyone has to have the Talk at some point or another. You're not in trouble. If you're asking those questions, you should be able to get the answers you need, but you might not want to ask in class. It can be embarrassing.\"\n \"Yeah, I felt really bad. And everybody looked at me funny.\"\n \"It isn't funny at all though. In fact, it's completely natural, like the birds and the bees, the flowers and the trees. Sex is really about reproduction. It's how cubs are made, Daniel. It's how you were made. But it's also the difference between, say, you and me, or the difference between me and your mom.\"\n \"Or the difference between me and Katerina?\"\n \"Yes. Why, do you have special feelings for Katerina?\"\n \"I don't know. I like her, and I like her more than Miss Elaina, but I like her differently than Miss Elaina.\"\n \"Do you like anyone else that way?\"\n \"Just O.\"\n \"Hmmm, well, Daniel,\" Dad Tiger said, thinking it over. \"It might not have anything to do with that at all.\"\n ","writing_bbcode_parsed":" "Hi, Daniel," Dad Tiger greeted his son. "How was school today?"
"It was grr-ific," Daniel fibbed.
"Oh? It was all grr-ific? All day, Daniel?"
"Well...." Daniel fidgeted. "I don't want to talk about it in front of everyone."
"Okay, Daniel."
"Trolley!" Daniel called.
Two familiar dings announced Trolley's presence as it rolled up. Daniel and Dad Tiger sat on the seats and buckled up.
"Please take us home, Trolley," Daniel instructed.
When they got home, Dad Tiger resumed the conversation. "So, what do you want to tell me, Daniel?"
"Well, Teacher Harriet asked if we had any questions and so I asked if I'm too young to have sex."
"You did what?"
"I asked Teacher Harriet if I'm too young to have sex."
"Daniel, I think we're going to have to have the Talk."
"The Talk? What's that?"
"Everyone has to have the Talk at some point or another. You're not in trouble. If you're asking those questions, you should be able to get the answers you need, but you might not want to ask in class. It can be embarrassing."
"Yeah, I felt really bad. And everybody looked at me funny."
"It isn't funny at all though. In fact, it's completely natural, like the birds and the bees, the flowers and the trees. Sex is really about reproduction. It's how cubs are made, Daniel. It's how you were made. But it's also the difference between, say, you and me, or the difference between me and your mom."
"Or the difference between me and Katerina?"
"Yes. Why, do you have special feelings for Katerina?"
"I don't know. I like her, and I like her more than Miss Elaina, but I like her differently than Miss Elaina."
"Do you like anyone else that way?"
"Just O."
"Hmmm, well, Daniel," Dad Tiger said, thinking it over. "It might not have anything to do with that at all."
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