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15/500","writing":" The male calico removed the flimsy plastic film from the rectangular black carboard tray that held what was promised to be \"A crispy, deep dish experience\" and a \"cooked to perfection caramelized crust, every time\". From what he knew, this was deep dish of the Detroit variety. The rectangular pan was the giveaway. Pizza lore dictated that the deep dish pizza was rectangular because thepans were repurposed tool trays. That didn't matter. Detroit deep dish wasn't round like a proper pizza.\n Wallace could have gone to a pizzeria for a decent deep dish, Detroit or proper, for the same price as this frozen chunk of dough and gimmick tray, but then he wouldn't be able to work on his fanfiction. He didn't like where he ended off. He didn't manage to hit story points that he had meant to, so he was staying in and continuing his ritual of writing while waiting for the oven to do magical things to frozen goods. \n\n \"What was going to happen,\" Emily explained to the deeryeena, \"is we were going to mock you for having a penis.\"\n \"What? I don't have a penis!\" Sheena was indignant.\n \"Maybe you cut it off,\" Charles posited.\n \"I've never had a penis.\"\n \"Which could be part of your problem,\" Emily hinted that Sheena's personality problems were due to sexual frustration or lack of having any sexual gratification. Sheena frowned.\n \"It could be true. I've never had an anus, so maybe Sheena never had a penis,\" the fox reasoned. \"I mean, there's not even really a procedure to remove an anus. It isn't that I had one and it got sealed up, there's just nothing there.\"\n \"TMI, Charles.\" Sheena deflected. If she could make this about Charles being awkward and talking about a non-existant anus, then they wouldn't be talking about her non-existant penis.\n \"Shoot dang, it don't matter if you don't have a peeper, Sheena, I still think the same of you,\" Jefferson offered.\n Emily blinked. She didn't feel a sickening urge to point out Jefferson's presence, perhaps because she knew he was there, or she expected him to still be there. In dealing with skipped causality, maybe she forgot and had ro re-introduce him. It did't matter, something inside her seemed to reassure. She took note of it.\n \"Sheena is a hybrid deer and hyena, so either she was a he and got it lopped off or she has a pseudo penis and it affects her character. Its kinda gross but we may as well find out before we kill her.\"\n \"Emily, don't say that, not around Jefferson.\"\n \"Huh, what? I promise y'all I was just thinkin' 'bout fields an hay bales.\"\n \"So you're just going to kill me after you put your gender labels on me?\"\n \"Sheena,\" Charles put a hand on her shoulder, \"no one cares about your genitalia, but for some reason we just have to know what's going on. We know Emily counts to familiarize cubs with numbers, we know Jefferson- look, nevermind. None of it matters. So we're going to strip off your pants and humiliate you, maybe gang rape you. You'll be fine.\"\n \"What? No!\"\n \"Jefferson, help Charles hold her down.\"\n \"But why?\"\n \"It's a fun new friendship game.\"\n \"Well, shucks, I like friendship games!\"\n The three of them held down Sheena. She kicked and protested. Emily took off her pants. Emily also took off her pants. No twisting of language would be able to save the deeryeena from her fate of having her pants and panties pulled off of her. Her cunt was swole and just sitting out in the open. She didn't even have a psuedo-penis.\n \"My mother was a hyena,\" she said through sobs. \"She thought I'd have a pseudo penis like she did, she thought that it'd show up around puberty. It turns out my father's X chromosome is responsible for determining sex characteristics, so I've got a nasty doe pussy instead.\"\n She flailed about as best she could, but really just made the room smell like a nasty doe pussy.\n \"Cockdamn, finally!\" Emily bleated. \"Now we know we're in a room! We're usually in one of, what, seven places? Now it's down to four because now we know we're in a room.\"\n \"I got my mother's voice, though,\" Sheena continued, unfazed by the revelation. \"Her voice was lower and raspier than mine, I really wanted to have a reason for it. Like a penis or pseudo-penis. But instead I have a total manvoice and nothing else.\"\n \"Let's take off her top and she can tonguelash my clit while you off her, Charles.\"\n \"You crazy dyke! I'm not going to kill her!\"\n \"You already did, remember? If you don't you'll have wasted my lesbomagick and throw us into an unintended situation. For the love of Cunt, foxes are dumb.\"\n Emily and Charles stripped Sheena the rest of the way naked. She didn't have any breasts. Instead of being a dickgirl, she was a cuntboy.\n \"I can't get off on her nose if she doesn't have the kind of small breasts I was hoping for, just get it over with.\"\n \"I still don't know how this is a fun new friendship game,\" poor Jefferson was as dumb as Emily accused Charles of being.\n \"It's because we're going to have a bonding experience because of her....him?\" Emily sighed. \"I don't really know what is supposed to be canon because there's no beasts. A psuedo-penis I can ignore, but not having boobies is dumb.\"\n \"Emily....\" Charles sounded like e was being a dumb fox again. \"I am ill equipped for this.\"\n She threw him a short pocket knife.\n \"But how do I?\"\n \"You're a male, Charles. Just stick the pointy end into her, violate her, then follow your instincts from there. You got this. All males are wired for this kind of thing.\"\n He cut Sheena open. She screamed. He stuck a fist into the hole. She screamed more. The blood smell was starting to overpower the nasty doe pussy smell. She was losing a lot of blood. Charles kept thinking that it'd feel real at somepoint, but it all just felt like a hallucination. It felt like a bad dream and he wanted to wake up.\n \"I feel nothing,\" Charles said, looking down at his bloody fox paws. \"Nothing, not even remorse.\"\n \"That's because you've already had the shock and the entire spectrum of emotions you were going to feel. Now that you've done it, it doesn't mean anything.\"\n \"So is it the fun part yet?\" Jefferson asked.\n \"Bitch yes,\" Emily said. \"It is now the fun part.\"\n Sheena looked up at Charles and said,\"You're going to regret this.\"\n \"Shut up, Sheena, I already did. But now it's time for me to win as a character.\"\n Charles whipped out his dick and stroked it until it go har enough for him to fuck her gory insides. She moaned and screamed. Charles kept hoping that Emily would clean out the nasty doe pussy as he was committing near-necrophilia. Emily just watched in horror. Jefferson \"hyuk\"-ed a laugh, thinking that this was the fun new friendship game- both parties were flailing, one was screaming, the other was moaning.\n Charles shot cum all inside Sheena then pulled out and shot more cum on her face and male chest.\n \"I thought you were gay, Charles.\"\n \"Charles done be the gayest fox I know!\"\n \"Not [i]that[/i] kind of gay, Jefferson.\"\n \"I've never really thought about it.\"\n \"Typical male.\"\n\n Wallace pulled the pizza fromthe oven. It appeared to deliver in every way. However, the crust, just beyond the \"cooked to perfection caramelized crust\" was bready. It wasn't like pizza dough, it was more like thick white bread. It had cooked well. It wasn't overdone, aside from around the edges. He had no idea how he was supposed to cut a rectangular pizza. \n He cut it in to halves, then halves again, then halves again. The pieces were small but every piece had a crust end and was triangular. It was almost as good as proper deep dish pizza. Given his mood, almost was good enough, especially if nothing else stupid happened.","writing_bbcode_parsed":" The male calico removed the flimsy plastic film from the rectangular black carboard tray that held what was promised to be "A crispy, deep dish experience" and a "cooked to perfection caramelized crust, every time". From what he knew, this was deep dish of the Detroit variety. The rectangular pan was the giveaway. Pizza lore dictated that the deep dish pizza was rectangular because thepans were repurposed tool trays. That didn't matter. Detroit deep dish wasn't round like a proper pizza.
Wallace could have gone to a pizzeria for a decent deep dish, Detroit or proper, for the same price as this frozen chunk of dough and gimmick tray, but then he wouldn't be able to work on his fanfiction. He didn't like where he ended off. He didn't manage to hit story points that he had meant to, so he was staying in and continuing his ritual of writing while waiting for the oven to do magical things to frozen goods.
"What was going to happen," Emily explained to the deeryeena, "is we were going to mock you for having a penis."
"What? I don't have a penis!" Sheena was indignant.
"Maybe you cut it off," Charles posited.
"I've never had a penis."
"Which could be part of your problem," Emily hinted that Sheena's personality problems were due to sexual frustration or lack of having any sexual gratification. Sheena frowned.
"It could be true. I've never had an anus, so maybe Sheena never had a penis," the fox reasoned. "I mean, there's not even really a procedure to remove an anus. It isn't that I had one and it got sealed up, there's just nothing there."
"TMI, Charles." Sheena deflected. If she could make this about Charles being awkward and talking about a non-existant anus, then they wouldn't be talking about her non-existant penis.
"Shoot dang, it don't matter if you don't have a peeper, Sheena, I still think the same of you," Jefferson offered.
Emily blinked. She didn't feel a sickening urge to point out Jefferson's presence, perhaps because she knew he was there, or she expected him to still be there. In dealing with skipped causality, maybe she forgot and had ro re-introduce him. It did't matter, something inside her seemed to reassure. She took note of it.
"Sheena is a hybrid deer and hyena, so either she was a he and got it lopped off or she has a pseudo penis and it affects her character. Its kinda gross but we may as well find out before we kill her."
"Emily, don't say that, not around Jefferson."
"Huh, what? I promise y'all I was just thinkin' 'bout fields an hay bales."
"So you're just going to kill me after you put your gender labels on me?"
"Sheena," Charles put a hand on her shoulder, "no one cares about your genitalia, but for some reason we just have to know what's going on. We know Emily counts to familiarize cubs with numbers, we know Jefferson- look, nevermind. None of it matters. So we're going to strip off your pants and humiliate you, maybe gang rape you. You'll be fine."
"What? No!"
"Jefferson, help Charles hold her down."
"But why?"
"It's a fun new friendship game."
"Well, shucks, I like friendship games!"
The three of them held down Sheena. She kicked and protested. Emily took off her pants. Emily also took off her pants. No twisting of language would be able to save the deeryeena from her fate of having her pants and panties pulled off of her. Her cunt was swole and just sitting out in the open. She didn't even have a psuedo-penis.
"My mother was a hyena," she said through sobs. "She thought I'd have a pseudo penis like she did, she thought that it'd show up around puberty. It turns out my father's X chromosome is responsible for determining sex characteristics, so I've got a nasty doe pussy instead."
She flailed about as best she could, but really just made the room smell like a nasty doe pussy.
"Cockdamn, finally!" Emily bleated. "Now we know we're in a room! We're usually in one of, what, seven places? Now it's down to four because now we know we're in a room."
"I got my mother's voice, though," Sheena continued, unfazed by the revelation. "Her voice was lower and raspier than mine, I really wanted to have a reason for it. Like a penis or pseudo-penis. But instead I have a total manvoice and nothing else."
"Let's take off her top and she can tonguelash my clit while you off her, Charles."
"You crazy dyke! I'm not going to kill her!"
"You already did, remember? If you don't you'll have wasted my lesbomagick and throw us into an unintended situation. For the love of Cunt, foxes are dumb."
Emily and Charles stripped Sheena the rest of the way naked. She didn't have any breasts. Instead of being a dickgirl, she was a cuntboy.
"I can't get off on her nose if she doesn't have the kind of small breasts I was hoping for, just get it over with."
"I still don't know how this is a fun new friendship game," poor Jefferson was as dumb as Emily accused Charles of being.
"It's because we're going to have a bonding experience because of her....him?" Emily sighed. "I don't really know what is supposed to be canon because there's no beasts. A psuedo-penis I can ignore, but not having boobies is dumb."
"Emily...." Charles sounded like e was being a dumb fox again. "I am ill equipped for this."
She threw him a short pocket knife.
"But how do I?"
"You're a male, Charles. Just stick the pointy end into her, violate her, then follow your instincts from there. You got this. All males are wired for this kind of thing."
He cut Sheena open. She screamed. He stuck a fist into the hole. She screamed more. The blood smell was starting to overpower the nasty doe pussy smell. She was losing a lot of blood. Charles kept thinking that it'd feel real at somepoint, but it all just felt like a hallucination. It felt like a bad dream and he wanted to wake up.
"I feel nothing," Charles said, looking down at his bloody fox paws. "Nothing, not even remorse."
"That's because you've already had the shock and the entire spectrum of emotions you were going to feel. Now that you've done it, it doesn't mean anything."
"So is it the fun part yet?" Jefferson asked.
"Bitch yes," Emily said. "It is now the fun part."
Sheena looked up at Charles and said,"You're going to regret this."
"Shut up, Sheena, I already did. But now it's time for me to win as a character."
Charles whipped out his dick and stroked it until it go har enough for him to fuck her gory insides. She moaned and screamed. Charles kept hoping that Emily would clean out the nasty doe pussy as he was committing near-necrophilia. Emily just watched in horror. Jefferson "hyuk"-ed a laugh, thinking that this was the fun new friendship game- both parties were flailing, one was screaming, the other was moaning.
Charles shot cum all inside Sheena then pulled out and shot more cum on her face and male chest.
"I thought you were gay, Charles."
"Charles done be the gayest fox I know!"
"Not that kind of gay, Jefferson."
"I've never really thought about it."
"Typical male."
Wallace pulled the pizza fromthe oven. It appeared to deliver in every way. However, the crust, just beyond the "cooked to perfection caramelized crust" was bready. It wasn't like pizza dough, it was more like thick white bread. It had cooked well. It wasn't overdone, aside from around the edges. He had no idea how he was supposed to cut a rectangular pizza.
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