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22/500","writing":" Shayna left her house with a list in hand. She was headed to the grocery. It was a short walk from her apartment, though required the use of two crosswalks as it was in a diagonally adjacent lot. On hotter days or colder days, she may have taken her car, but on occasion the weather encouraged her to go on foot.\n The corgi arrived at the grocery store and began her circle of the place. She started in the produce. \n \"Need some assistance, ma'am?\" a voice called to her.\n She turned to see a ferret dressed in the store's uniform. It didn't suit him. He was unkempt, his shirt was barely tucked in at places. His khakis were slightly wrinkled.\n \"No,\" the corgi replied with a dim smile, \"I'm fine.\" She tried to make conversation so dull that the male would leave her alone, \"I was just deciding on whether I wanted cucumber or carrots with my salad this week.\" \n \"Well, they're both very fresh and both very [i]firm[/i],\" he was embarrassing himself with this come-on.\n \"I'm not so sure,\" she tried diverting. \"I might just go for cherry tomatoes instead.\" \n \"They aren't very fun.\"\n \"They what?\"\n \"I mean, they aren't very fresh, I mean they're fresh, haha, like all of our produce, they're fresh. They just aren't in season. They aren't ripe. You'd have to wait to use them. I meant ripe. They're firm,\" he made a squeezing motion, \"but not in the fun way. Er, not in the ripe way. But they [i]are[/i] fresh.\"\n \"Look,\" the corgi set down her near-empty shopping basket. \"You're not cut out for this. You don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. Let's just not do this, okay?\"\n \"How about I eat your pussy until it's wet enough for you to use it to decide what vegetable to get?\"\n The ferret looked like he wanted to die. The corgi sighed. Another day ruined by the whims of god.\n Shayna lifted up the front of her skirt as the store ferret got on his knees on the tiled floor. He greedily pulled the front of her green panties down and stuck his face right up to her muff and stopped suddenly.\n \"What's the matter?\" \n \"I've neve-\"\n He dove right in as if the motion of his jaw and tongue were the thing that made him leap from sanity into madness. He worked his being into getting her birthslot wet from the inside out. He had no idea if what he was doing was bringing her any pleasure. He didn't care. His sole purpose for existing was to get her wet enough to stick vegetables in. That meant that if she didn't make any fluid, he'd have to press saliva deeper and deeper into her with his tongue until the universe deemed she was wet enough.\n The ferret kept panting as he ate. He buried his face in her crotch. His breathing was erratic as he only kept enough air in himself to fulfill his bound duty to fully enrich her vagina with moisture. Shayna was uncomfortable with this, but she had little choice, either. \n She stood there with a strange ferret face-first between her legs, hoping no one saw them. Her panties were getting wet with saliva as the male partially suffocated himself, seemingly willingly, on her body. She wondered how long would be long enough for him to stop. She recalled that he was about to say something to the effect of having never done it before.\n \"I'm sooooo wet right now,\" she said. The ferret stopped, fell backwards, scrambled to his feet, and ran.\n Shayna grabbed a carrot, knowing what had to be done.\n She worked the crooked tip inbetween her lips. She wriggled it around to tickle the inside border of her not-so-privates. She slowly worked more in, then pulled it out. She pressed it in with a twist of her wrist, then pulled it out. She was fucking herself with a carrot. It wasn't entirely unpleasant but it was an experience she would have rather had in the comfort of her apartment, not in the produce aisle.\n She worked into a believable pace, then dropped the wet root on the floor. If she was going to buy carrots for her salad, it definitely would not be that one. She picked up a cucumber. It was more blunt than the carrot by its basic nature. It was thicker than the greens side of the carrot, but she hadn't pushed it in that far. She'd be working with the same diameter but with less of a cone to get to it.\n The cucumber slid in almost effortlessly, once inserted. The even girth of it was more pleasureable, but the carrot was firmer and more forgiving. The cucumber was more like a penis, the carrot was more like a toy. She had treated them both as dildos as she moved them into and out of herself rhythmically, each one in its turn.\n \"Good enough, right?\" she said.\n She dropped the cucumber on the floor, pulled up the front of her undergarment and let her skirt fall naturally. She picked up her grocery basket and put a bundle of carrots in it. She was headed to the meat department.\n Before she could get there, she was stopped in the wine aisle by an older rabbit.\n \"Excuse me, miss, do you think a Chardonnay or a Pinot Noir?\"\n \"Um, well, sir, that depends entirely on what you'd be pairing it with.\"\n He put a hand on either side of his waistband and pantsed himself, declaring, \"My [i]dick[/i].\"\n Shayna bent and took a huge whiff of the rabbit's penis while unscrewing the cap of the cheap Chardonnay. She put the tip in her mouth, gave it a good suck and a quick flick of her tongue, then stood up and took a sip of the wine. \n \"Hmmm,\" she said. \"I'm going to need a palate cleanser.\"\n The corgi rummaged through the rabbit's cart until she found some banana chips. She opened the bag and ate a few. The rabbit looked like he wanted to protest, but his dick stood proud. A few banana chips were worth some head.\n \"Be a doll and open the Pinot Noir while I'm doing my thing, okay?\"\n The rabbit nodded, slack jawed.\n Shayna sucked at the tip. The rabbit twisted the cap off slowly. The seal was breaking one perforation at a time. Shayna darted her tongue down the shaft and forced her head to follow suit. She slammed the rabbit's penis into her mouth. The tip almost touched the back of her throat. She was grateful to have a muzzle. By her estimation the cap was almost unsealed.\n She worked the penis with her tongue while the whole cock was in her mouth. She started bobbing her head along the shaft, not trying, but coaxing some precum from the rabbit member. When she stopped hearing the cap's seal popping open, she righted herself and took a swig of the Pinot Noir. \n She thought for a moment and took another gulp of wine, mostly to actually taste the wine instead of washing down the taste of rabbit.\n \"I'd go with the Pinot Noir. If it's not for a couple days, that Chardonnay has a better flavor. Masturbate frequently and eat a lot of pineapple.\"\n She chugged another couple glasses worth of Pinot Noir, put the cap back on it and put it in the rabbit's shoping cart. She continued on toward her destination of the meat department, leaving the rabbit with his pants down.\n Shayna was happy to see that there was no one around. She picked up a two-pound tube of ground beef and cringed in anticipation. There had been nothing to be afraid of. She looked at the sausages, bratwursts, and hotdogs, expecting to hear someone make a pun or crude comment.\n The corgi was about to leave when out of the corner of her eye, in the middle of the aisle, by one of the floor-mounted refrigerators there was a sign indicating a sale on poultry. Shayna saw there was a great deal on turkey. She leaned over to inspect and compare turkeys.\n \"I'd love to stuff that,\" a voice behind her said.\n She felt her skirt being lifted, \"My, my. I'd love to stuff that.\"\n \"Only if you can cum while that ferret boy jams eight cherry tomatoes in your ass.\"\n \"Oh, baby, you bet.\"\n Her panties were pulled down and she felt a thick, flat glans press against her anus. She regretted her phrasing. She intended for this to be over quickly, but she had triggered an event for when he ejaculated. That meant that he'd be cumming in her. She tried to think as two rough hands grabbed her hips and pressed her towards the crotch of the male.\n \"I bet you didn't come here for horsemeat, but you're gonna get it,\" he said, humping her dry, tight anus.\n \"Hey,\" she cried out, distressed. \"You should, page him or something right?\"\n \"Who?\"\n \"That ferret that works here, call him over.\"\n \"Shit, I'm not even in you yet.\"\n \"And you're not going to be at the rate you're going. You start popping cherry tomatoes in your ass and I'll loosen up.\"\n The horse started fingering the corgi's saliva-wet pussy as he got on the walkie-talkie.\n \"Yeah, Bill. Guest needs to see you in the Meat Department. ....Well, yeah it's an emergency, think I use this thing when I'm tired of rubbing 'em out? Just get here fast. Oh, and could you bring some cherry tomatoes? I've got a Grey with a hip giving out, wearing out my ear about how far away Produce is.\"\n The horse turned off the walkie-talkie and focused on the corgi in front of him. Her face was nearly in the cooler. He was starting to drip with excitement. He scrubbed the flat tip of his member against her anus in an attempt to spread the natural lubricant.\n Shayna hoped the ferret would arrive soon. She didn't want to carry the horseseed in her colon. He humped her, trying to enter. She clenched. He chortled and pressed more firmly. She reached behind her and grabbed him by the shaft.\n \"Now, now. More the merrier. Let that ferret go first and maybe I'll let you cum twice.\"\n She knew that wouldn't be happening. But she didn't want to deal with taking a thick penis with no preparation.\n The horse pressed, \"Once is good enough for me.\"\n \"Then you better lube me up for the ferret.\"\n The horse huffed and spat on his hand and wiped it off in Shayna's asscrack. He gripped her waist and started prodding, just then, Bill called out.\n \"Hey, Jake, what's the emergency?\"\n Jake laughed, \"So I fibbed about the Grey with the hip.\"\n Bill set down the cherry tomatoes with a scowl, \"This is not acceptable behavior!\"\n Shayna looked up to see that there was indeed a male ferret, but it wasn't the one from before. This one was taller and was keen to keep a good appearance. She stood upright, which Jake took to mean she wanted more pressure. Bill saw Shayna's nipples protuding under her blouse.\n \"Oh, why didn't you tell me she had great tits?\"\n The horse stopped his attempts at anal penetration to grab handfulls of corgi breasts. \n \"You're right, Bill, but you know I'd rather have ass.\"\n \"Bill, was it? You know what'd I'd like right now? I want you..... to get a cherry tomato wet, then stick it in Jake's ass. You can fuck me while you do it.\"\n \"What do I get while he's poppin' cherry tomatoes in me?\"\n \"You can rub yourself while you think about how my tight corgi ass will feel around you. So turn around.\"\n Jake faced the meat counter, his erection in his hand. Shayna got on her knees between the horse's legs. His testicles rested between her shoulder blades. Bill worked his sex organs out of their cloth prison and set the plastic container of cherry tomatoes on the small of Shayna's back.\n The ferret pressed his pointier prick against Shayna's anus. She relaxed. He was wet, very eager, but gentle. He slid into her rectum. It was the best sex she'd had all day. Her soft moan alerted Jake as to what was going on. He stroked himself, imagining what that corgi would feel like instead of his hand, he dripped precum onto the back of Shayna's head.\n Bill kept mindful, even strokes. He grabbed a cherry tomato, put it in his mouth, then pressed it between the horse cheeks in front of him. Jake sounded unhappy, but he wasn't stopping it. Bill pressed a little harder and the small tomato popped in.\n Bill worked another cherry tomato into the horse's rear. The back of Shayna's head was becoming drenched with horse precum. Jake's hand was getting a little damp, his masturbation was going well. He fantasized about piercing the corgi's innards with his dick. He squeezed himself tightly when Bill put a third cherry tomato in him. He fantasized that it was the corgi clenching around him. \n A fourth cherry tomato was inserted. The ferret stopped for a moment. He was near ejaculating but didn't want his turn to end. Shayna was appreciative. If it were entirely up to her, she would rather take it from Bill than Jake. \n \"Just keep pushing them in, Bill. I'm gonna fuck this corgi\"\n The ferret complied.\n \"Hey, Jake, I brought the cherry tom- [i]What the fuck[/i]?\"\n Bill, the ferret from earlier, came out of the cereal aisle, with cherry tomatoes. He caught an eyeful and started having a panic attack at seeing the corgi again.\n \"No. I'm gay. I can't, it's rape.\"\n There were three cherry tomatoes left to insert, though the conainer on Shayna's back held five more than that. Bill was balls deep in Shayna when the other Bill dropped his cherry tomatoes on the floor.\n \"Fuck!\" Bill pumped cream into Shayna's ass, he thrusted vainly a few times to try to get more pleasure, but the moment had passed. Irritated that he finished, he forced another tomato into Jake.\n The standing Bill wanted to run. He wanted to get as far away from Shayna as he could, but he was drawn in. He dropped his pants to his ankles, \"Where do I fit in?\"\n \"Bill just finished in me, maybe you can fuck him while he finishes putting tomatos in Jake.\"\n \"Okay, I guess,\" Bill said as Bill withdrew his dripping penis from the corgi.\n Bill mounted Bill as he pushed the ninth tomato into the horse. Shayna was dripping horse precum like she had dipped her head into a bucket. Jake continued to stroke his penis with long, tight, even strokes. His balls shuffled along Shayna's back. Bill reached around to gather semen from Bill's penis. He rubbed it on his own and carefully pressed against Bill's anus. Bill wasn't averse to anal sex, but he was more used to foreplay and sex full of emotion, not just raw fucking: he was having a hard time loosening himself for the other ferret on top of him.\n Shayna shook the package of cherry tomatoes off. Some rolled across the floor and intermingled with the other spilled fruit. She crawled out from between the horse's legs. Bill was holding the tenth tomato. \n \"Jake, turn around, then take two steps forward.\"\n He did so. The tip of his penis ended up in Bill's mouth. Bill took the hint and started tonguing Jake's scrotum as he pushed the last cherry tomato into the horse. Jake blew a hot load into Bill's mouth as he penetrated Bill. The semen overflowed as Bill choked on it. It dripped down his chin, got on his chest, got all over Bill's back. Bill started getting erect again, Bill fucked Bill as he struggled to gulp down the cum. He finished in Bill as he cleaned the horse cock with his face and mouth. It was almost enough to make him want to thank Shayna.\n The corgi had Jake lie on his back. She lowered herself onto him. With some effort, she was able to wedge the tip of him in. It hurt. Bill and Bill worked together to move closer to Shayna. She lowered herself onto Jake's member again, taking more. She raised the front of her blouse and Bill gladly put his mouth on one of her nipples. He licked it tenderly as Bill idly gave him a reach-around handjob. Shayna managed to ride the horse cock to some extend. Bill merely extended his tongue and Shayna's vertical motion did the stimulation for him.\n Shayna rubbed her vagina, stole some fresh fluid from it and put it on Bill's face. He seemed to be having as much bliss as Bill had a moment before. Jake grabbed the corgi by the hips and slammed her down as he thrust upwards. She was stuffed with horsemeat.\n After a moment, she stood up painfully. The length of horse spilled and flopped out of her comically. She tried to straighten her appearance by adjusting her clothes. She frowned as she saw the scene.\n Jake was lying on the floor with his member cast casually to one side and dripping on the tile. Bill decoupled himself from the ferret beneath him while stroking the final spurts of climax from the him. There were clothes and cherry tomatoes strewn about. Shayna noticed that the older rabbit had been watching them from an aisle cap and had ejaculated at least once while doing so.\n The corgi picked up her shopping basket and went to the front of the store. She found an empty self checkout and hoped that it wouldn't act up. She didn't want to fuck on it again. As she left, she thought about switching grocery stores. She knew the only thing that would do is increase how far she had to travel.","writing_bbcode_parsed":" Shayna left her house with a list in hand. She was headed to the grocery. It was a short walk from her apartment, though required the use of two crosswalks as it was in a diagonally adjacent lot. On hotter days or colder days, she may have taken her car, but on occasion the weather encouraged her to go on foot.
The corgi arrived at the grocery store and began her circle of the place. She started in the produce.
"Need some assistance, ma'am?" a voice called to her.
She turned to see a ferret dressed in the store's uniform. It didn't suit him. He was unkempt, his shirt was barely tucked in at places. His khakis were slightly wrinkled.
"No," the corgi replied with a dim smile, "I'm fine." She tried to make conversation so dull that the male would leave her alone, "I was just deciding on whether I wanted cucumber or carrots with my salad this week."
"Well, they're both very fresh and both very firm," he was embarrassing himself with this come-on.
"I'm not so sure," she tried diverting. "I might just go for cherry tomatoes instead."
"They aren't very fun."
"They what?"
"I mean, they aren't very fresh, I mean they're fresh, haha, like all of our produce, they're fresh. They just aren't in season. They aren't ripe. You'd have to wait to use them. I meant ripe. They're firm," he made a squeezing motion, "but not in the fun way. Er, not in the ripe way. But they are fresh."
"Look," the corgi set down her near-empty shopping basket. "You're not cut out for this. You don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. Let's just not do this, okay?"
"How about I eat your pussy until it's wet enough for you to use it to decide what vegetable to get?"
The ferret looked like he wanted to die. The corgi sighed. Another day ruined by the whims of god.
Shayna lifted up the front of her skirt as the store ferret got on his knees on the tiled floor. He greedily pulled the front of her green panties down and stuck his face right up to her muff and stopped suddenly.
"What's the matter?"
"I've neve-"
He dove right in as if the motion of his jaw and tongue were the thing that made him leap from sanity into madness. He worked his being into getting her birthslot wet from the inside out. He had no idea if what he was doing was bringing her any pleasure. He didn't care. His sole purpose for existing was to get her wet enough to stick vegetables in. That meant that if she didn't make any fluid, he'd have to press saliva deeper and deeper into her with his tongue until the universe deemed she was wet enough.
The ferret kept panting as he ate. He buried his face in her crotch. His breathing was erratic as he only kept enough air in himself to fulfill his bound duty to fully enrich her vagina with moisture. Shayna was uncomfortable with this, but she had little choice, either.
She stood there with a strange ferret face-first between her legs, hoping no one saw them. Her panties were getting wet with saliva as the male partially suffocated himself, seemingly willingly, on her body. She wondered how long would be long enough for him to stop. She recalled that he was about to say something to the effect of having never done it before.
"I'm sooooo wet right now," she said. The ferret stopped, fell backwards, scrambled to his feet, and ran.
Shayna grabbed a carrot, knowing what had to be done.
She worked the crooked tip inbetween her lips. She wriggled it around to tickle the inside border of her not-so-privates. She slowly worked more in, then pulled it out. She pressed it in with a twist of her wrist, then pulled it out. She was fucking herself with a carrot. It wasn't entirely unpleasant but it was an experience she would have rather had in the comfort of her apartment, not in the produce aisle.
She worked into a believable pace, then dropped the wet root on the floor. If she was going to buy carrots for her salad, it definitely would not be that one. She picked up a cucumber. It was more blunt than the carrot by its basic nature. It was thicker than the greens side of the carrot, but she hadn't pushed it in that far. She'd be working with the same diameter but with less of a cone to get to it.
The cucumber slid in almost effortlessly, once inserted. The even girth of it was more pleasureable, but the carrot was firmer and more forgiving. The cucumber was more like a penis, the carrot was more like a toy. She had treated them both as dildos as she moved them into and out of herself rhythmically, each one in its turn.
"Good enough, right?" she said.
She dropped the cucumber on the floor, pulled up the front of her undergarment and let her skirt fall naturally. She picked up her grocery basket and put a bundle of carrots in it. She was headed to the meat department.
Before she could get there, she was stopped in the wine aisle by an older rabbit.
"Excuse me, miss, do you think a Chardonnay or a Pinot Noir?"
"Um, well, sir, that depends entirely on what you'd be pairing it with."
He put a hand on either side of his waistband and pantsed himself, declaring, "My dick."
Shayna bent and took a huge whiff of the rabbit's penis while unscrewing the cap of the cheap Chardonnay. She put the tip in her mouth, gave it a good suck and a quick flick of her tongue, then stood up and took a sip of the wine.
"Hmmm," she said. "I'm going to need a palate cleanser."
The corgi rummaged through the rabbit's cart until she found some banana chips. She opened the bag and ate a few. The rabbit looked like he wanted to protest, but his dick stood proud. A few banana chips were worth some head.
"Be a doll and open the Pinot Noir while I'm doing my thing, okay?"
The rabbit nodded, slack jawed.
Shayna sucked at the tip. The rabbit twisted the cap off slowly. The seal was breaking one perforation at a time. Shayna darted her tongue down the shaft and forced her head to follow suit. She slammed the rabbit's penis into her mouth. The tip almost touched the back of her throat. She was grateful to have a muzzle. By her estimation the cap was almost unsealed.
She worked the penis with her tongue while the whole cock was in her mouth. She started bobbing her head along the shaft, not trying, but coaxing some precum from the rabbit member. When she stopped hearing the cap's seal popping open, she righted herself and took a swig of the Pinot Noir.
She thought for a moment and took another gulp of wine, mostly to actually taste the wine instead of washing down the taste of rabbit.
"I'd go with the Pinot Noir. If it's not for a couple days, that Chardonnay has a better flavor. Masturbate frequently and eat a lot of pineapple."
She chugged another couple glasses worth of Pinot Noir, put the cap back on it and put it in the rabbit's shoping cart. She continued on toward her destination of the meat department, leaving the rabbit with his pants down.
Shayna was happy to see that there was no one around. She picked up a two-pound tube of ground beef and cringed in anticipation. There had been nothing to be afraid of. She looked at the sausages, bratwursts, and hotdogs, expecting to hear someone make a pun or crude comment.
The corgi was about to leave when out of the corner of her eye, in the middle of the aisle, by one of the floor-mounted refrigerators there was a sign indicating a sale on poultry. Shayna saw there was a great deal on turkey. She leaned over to inspect and compare turkeys.
"I'd love to stuff that," a voice behind her said.
She felt her skirt being lifted, "My, my. I'd love to stuff that."
"Only if you can cum while that ferret boy jams eight cherry tomatoes in your ass."
"Oh, baby, you bet."
Her panties were pulled down and she felt a thick, flat glans press against her anus. She regretted her phrasing. She intended for this to be over quickly, but she had triggered an event for when he ejaculated. That meant that he'd be cumming in her. She tried to think as two rough hands grabbed her hips and pressed her towards the crotch of the male.
"I bet you didn't come here for horsemeat, but you're gonna get it," he said, humping her dry, tight anus.
"Hey," she cried out, distressed. "You should, page him or something right?"
"Who?"
"That ferret that works here, call him over."
"Shit, I'm not even in you yet."
"And you're not going to be at the rate you're going. You start popping cherry tomatoes in your ass and I'll loosen up."
The horse started fingering the corgi's saliva-wet pussy as he got on the walkie-talkie.
"Yeah, Bill. Guest needs to see you in the Meat Department. ....Well, yeah it's an emergency, think I use this thing when I'm tired of rubbing 'em out? Just get here fast. Oh, and could you bring some cherry tomatoes? I've got a Grey with a hip giving out, wearing out my ear about how far away Produce is."
The horse turned off the walkie-talkie and focused on the corgi in front of him. Her face was nearly in the cooler. He was starting to drip with excitement. He scrubbed the flat tip of his member against her anus in an attempt to spread the natural lubricant.
Shayna hoped the ferret would arrive soon. She didn't want to carry the horseseed in her colon. He humped her, trying to enter. She clenched. He chortled and pressed more firmly. She reached behind her and grabbed him by the shaft.
"Now, now. More the merrier. Let that ferret go first and maybe I'll let you cum twice."
She knew that wouldn't be happening. But she didn't want to deal with taking a thick penis with no preparation.
The horse pressed, "Once is good enough for me."
"Then you better lube me up for the ferret."
The horse huffed and spat on his hand and wiped it off in Shayna's asscrack. He gripped her waist and started prodding, just then, Bill called out.
"Hey, Jake, what's the emergency?"
Jake laughed, "So I fibbed about the Grey with the hip."
Bill set down the cherry tomatoes with a scowl, "This is not acceptable behavior!"
Shayna looked up to see that there was indeed a male ferret, but it wasn't the one from before. This one was taller and was keen to keep a good appearance. She stood upright, which Jake took to mean she wanted more pressure. Bill saw Shayna's nipples protuding under her blouse.
"Oh, why didn't you tell me she had great tits?"
The horse stopped his attempts at anal penetration to grab handfulls of corgi breasts.
"You're right, Bill, but you know I'd rather have ass."
"Bill, was it? You know what'd I'd like right now? I want you..... to get a cherry tomato wet, then stick it in Jake's ass. You can fuck me while you do it."
"What do I get while he's poppin' cherry tomatoes in me?"
"You can rub yourself while you think about how my tight corgi ass will feel around you. So turn around."
Jake faced the meat counter, his erection in his hand. Shayna got on her knees between the horse's legs. His testicles rested between her shoulder blades. Bill worked his sex organs out of their cloth prison and set the plastic container of cherry tomatoes on the small of Shayna's back.
The ferret pressed his pointier prick against Shayna's anus. She relaxed. He was wet, very eager, but gentle. He slid into her rectum. It was the best sex she'd had all day. Her soft moan alerted Jake as to what was going on. He stroked himself, imagining what that corgi would feel like instead of his hand, he dripped precum onto the back of Shayna's head.
Bill kept mindful, even strokes. He grabbed a cherry tomato, put it in his mouth, then pressed it between the horse cheeks in front of him. Jake sounded unhappy, but he wasn't stopping it. Bill pressed a little harder and the small tomato popped in.
Bill worked another cherry tomato into the horse's rear. The back of Shayna's head was becoming drenched with horse precum. Jake's hand was getting a little damp, his masturbation was going well. He fantasized about piercing the corgi's innards with his dick. He squeezed himself tightly when Bill put a third cherry tomato in him. He fantasized that it was the corgi clenching around him.
A fourth cherry tomato was inserted. The ferret stopped for a moment. He was near ejaculating but didn't want his turn to end. Shayna was appreciative. If it were entirely up to her, she would rather take it from Bill than Jake.
"Just keep pushing them in, Bill. I'm gonna fuck this corgi"
The ferret complied.
"Hey, Jake, I brought the cherry tom- What the fuck?"
Bill, the ferret from earlier, came out of the cereal aisle, with cherry tomatoes. He caught an eyeful and started having a panic attack at seeing the corgi again.
"No. I'm gay. I can't, it's rape."
There were three cherry tomatoes left to insert, though the conainer on Shayna's back held five more than that. Bill was balls deep in Shayna when the other Bill dropped his cherry tomatoes on the floor.
"Fuck!" Bill pumped cream into Shayna's ass, he thrusted vainly a few times to try to get more pleasure, but the moment had passed. Irritated that he finished, he forced another tomato into Jake.
The standing Bill wanted to run. He wanted to get as far away from Shayna as he could, but he was drawn in. He dropped his pants to his ankles, "Where do I fit in?"
"Bill just finished in me, maybe you can fuck him while he finishes putting tomatos in Jake."
"Okay, I guess," Bill said as Bill withdrew his dripping penis from the corgi.
Bill mounted Bill as he pushed the ninth tomato into the horse. Shayna was dripping horse precum like she had dipped her head into a bucket. Jake continued to stroke his penis with long, tight, even strokes. His balls shuffled along Shayna's back. Bill reached around to gather semen from Bill's penis. He rubbed it on his own and carefully pressed against Bill's anus. Bill wasn't averse to anal sex, but he was more used to foreplay and sex full of emotion, not just raw fucking: he was having a hard time loosening himself for the other ferret on top of him.
Shayna shook the package of cherry tomatoes off. Some rolled across the floor and intermingled with the other spilled fruit. She crawled out from between the horse's legs. Bill was holding the tenth tomato.
"Jake, turn around, then take two steps forward."
He did so. The tip of his penis ended up in Bill's mouth. Bill took the hint and started tonguing Jake's scrotum as he pushed the last cherry tomato into the horse. Jake blew a hot load into Bill's mouth as he penetrated Bill. The semen overflowed as Bill choked on it. It dripped down his chin, got on his chest, got all over Bill's back. Bill started getting erect again, Bill fucked Bill as he struggled to gulp down the cum. He finished in Bill as he cleaned the horse cock with his face and mouth. It was almost enough to make him want to thank Shayna.
The corgi had Jake lie on his back. She lowered herself onto him. With some effort, she was able to wedge the tip of him in. It hurt. Bill and Bill worked together to move closer to Shayna. She lowered herself onto Jake's member again, taking more. She raised the front of her blouse and Bill gladly put his mouth on one of her nipples. He licked it tenderly as Bill idly gave him a reach-around handjob. Shayna managed to ride the horse cock to some extend. Bill merely extended his tongue and Shayna's vertical motion did the stimulation for him.
Shayna rubbed her vagina, stole some fresh fluid from it and put it on Bill's face. He seemed to be having as much bliss as Bill had a moment before. Jake grabbed the corgi by the hips and slammed her down as he thrust upwards. She was stuffed with horsemeat.
After a moment, she stood up painfully. The length of horse spilled and flopped out of her comically. She tried to straighten her appearance by adjusting her clothes. She frowned as she saw the scene.
Jake was lying on the floor with his member cast casually to one side and dripping on the tile. Bill decoupled himself from the ferret beneath him while stroking the final spurts of climax from the him. There were clothes and cherry tomatoes strewn about. Shayna noticed that the older rabbit had been watching them from an aisle cap and had ejaculated at least once while doing so.
The corgi picked up her shopping basket and went to the front of the store. She found an empty self checkout and hoped that it wouldn't act up. She didn't want to fuck on it again. As she left, she thought about switching grocery stores. She knew the only thing that would do is increase how far she had to travel.","pools_count":0,"title":"Grocery Fantasy","deleted":"f","public":"t","mimetype":"text/rtf","pagecount":"1","rating_id":"2","rating_name":"Adult","ratings":[{"content_tag_id":"4","name":"Sexual Themes","description":"Erotic imagery, sexual activity or arousal","rating_id":"2"}],"submission_type_id":"12","type_name":"Writing - Document","guest_block":"t","friends_only":"f","comments_count":"0","views":"106","sales_description":null,"forsale":"f","digitalsales":"f","printsales":"f","digital_price":""}