Chad really needs a break. He just recovered from his surgery, not to mention his famous past and persona he is running away from. He is riding on the second to last bus going to the pool today. He is currently wearing his round sunglasses and holding a nondescript book in front of himself.

The bus stops at the pool and Chad gets off. He sees a big pool and a tiny one. He hears a kid saying that the small pool is the bathtub you have to wash up in before you get in the pool.

So he takes off his shorts and his Bugs Bunny T-shirt and gets in the tiny pool to wash up. It does seem a little strange but he doesn't really question it. He tries to cover up any naughty bits but he doesn't try that hard. Another adult man gets in the tiny pool and says,
"This isn't the bathtub. I don't know why people keep saying that. Now the hot tub is all dirty because of inconsiderate people like you. Get out of here."

So now Chad is embarrassed and he gets out of the hot tub and puts his clothes back on.

Oh no.

He just got naked in front of kids, too. Did anyone notice that?

It seems that no one is paying attention.

Chad gets into the pool with his clothes on without really thinking about it.

Oh no.

Now his clothes are wet. He forgot to bring a bathing suit.

Only his shorts are wet. He gets out of the pool.

He goes to the snack bar and grabs a good looking snack to eat.

He gets his electric blanket out of his bag and he attaches his ACME portable electric outlet to the wall. He sets his electric blanket in a folding chair by the pool and plugs it in but of course when he sits down in the chair and puts his blanket over himself he gets fried until he is black and crumbly but he just shrugs it off and throws the blanket to the side. He eats the candied orange slices covered in chocolate.

He decides to small talk some people. It seems he is no longer black and crumbly. He sees a girl wearing a shirt with a square on it. The square has a landscape pattern on it.

"Where is that? Kansas?"

"North Dakota."

"Are you from there?"

He sees the last bus pull up to the pool and a bunch of people get off.

Is he too soaked to get on the bus?

Well, for some reason, he doesn't think about it too hard and lets the last bus drive away without him.

"Hey, buddy! How you been!"

Chad turns around to see a vaguely familiar and handsome man with a big nose and eyebrows. He forgets how he knows this man but he decides to go along with it.

"Great, buddy, how's you?"

"What's your name again?"

"Chad." He mumbles.

"Let's go up the elevator! There are lots of things to see here other than the pool, you know?"

So Chad goes along with the strangely familiar man to the elevator. The elevator is see through so he can see what they are going past and there is a televison in the elevator, seemingly playing promos for the resort. There are two towers at the resort.

"What's your name again?"

The man mumbles very quietly something that sounds like "Benjamin."

"What was that? Benjamin?"

The man does not repeat himself.

The elevator keep going up and Chad sees a kids playhouse in the other tower.

"Oh! I love kids toys!"

Benjamin doesn't say anything.

The elevator seems to malfunction and jam cattywompus.

The television plays a song with a video of Bugs Bunny.

"I've just gotta let you know
It's the zaniest place to go
You move your nose
You move your ears
The funniest things are everywhere"

Chad cringes away from the video.

Then another video plays on the TV.

"Warning! There is a villain in the hotel! His name is Bunjamin and he is sabotaging the playhouses and snack bar because he wants everyone to spend all their time in the pool! Oh yeah, and watch out! He also sabotaged the elevators!"

The elevator doors open and even though it is a bit askew Chad and "Benjamin" are able to get out onto a floor because the elevator is close enough.

"So you're a villain." Chad whispers. "I'm not going to tell anyone. So why are you sabotaging the resort?"

"Everyone is spending too much time outside of the pool! Especially in the winter!"

"Uh, okay, so why did you take me away from the pool then?"

"I just wanna plaaaaaaaaaayyy!" Bunjamin says.

"Well, I can help with that!" says Chad.

"Well, I only thought we could team up because I am a villain and you are ugly so I figure that no one else wants to team up with you."

"Ugly?! No one is saying I'm ugly, except for you."

They both walk along, jumping over a seemingly hazardous area with rounded colorful squares floating in the sky, like a flying game of hopscotch. Every square falls down after being jumped on.

"I've never studied law." Chad says randomly.

"Hmmmmmmmmm, that sounds familiar." says Bunjamin.

"Well, I could say I had my soigery to escape my famous reputation, but then I could also say it was for poisonal reasons."

They get to the other tower on the other side of the ravine they were jumping over and walk along for a bit.

"Bunjamin?"

Suddenly Bunjamin is gone. Chad doesn't know that he has rigged the elevators so he can jump on top of them and ride it down from on top, holding onto the rope holding up the elevator.

But he sees a rope going down the elevator shaft and decides to hold onto it and climb down. He is used to zany hijinks like this.

Chad gets back to the ground floor and walks out of the hotel. He again bumps into Bunjamin who is holding up two bags of candy.

"Here! I got these from ummmmm- stealing them from a baby! Yes! You can have all the Sour and half of the Salad!"

Well, he is giving me more than half of his spoils. I guess that makes up for him calling me ugly earlier.

Bunjamin gives Chad the bag of Sour and eats of his own bag of "Salad." What a weird name for a candy but okay. Chad also suspects that Bunjamin just got these from the snack bar and just wants to play at being a villain but he isn't going to ruin the game by pointing that out. Chad eats some of his Sour. Both types of candy look exactly the same. Gummy slivers covered in sugar colored in assorted red, orange, and green. But they both have a different delicious flavor. He seemingly forgets he was promised half of the Salad so he sneaks his hand into the bag when Bunjamin isn't looking to "steal" them.

To be continued???