It was morning, and the bedroom felt warm and comforting. On one side of the room, sitting on top of a dresser was a strange looking book with a cover resembling the skull of an animal. You wondered what anyone would want from a book like this, but from the looks of it's glowing red aura, you imagine it would be used(best case scenario) as a Halloween decoration, or(worst case scenario) for the use of dark magic.

That book(named Fred, oddly enough) just so happens to be Oleander's book. You were visiting her, but it was more of a playdate; just to see if she's good enough for a proper one. It didn't take long before you see her come into the room.
"Ah, you're awake," she spoke, in a soft, sultry voice. Everyone seem to know Oleander well; she was as beautiful and mysterious as the flower she's named after. Most were a little afraid of her as she studies the dark arts, but in her defense, it was for a good cause.

You nodded to her response. She looked like she was ready for a little fun. "I don't usually keep humans around my house," Oleander said, "I guess you're the first." She stepped a little closer, a cheeky look crossed her face. "If you don't mind, Anon, I really need to sit down." Before you could ask what she meant by this, she got up on the bed, swayed her butt back and forth, and lowered it down onto your face!

Her buttocks were soft and round, yet firm. To your relief, it was very clean down there. All you had to worry about was the smell; It wasn't TOO strong, but it certainly wasn't that scent of a rose basket either. Despite this... somewhat questionable act, you actually didn't mind this. In fact, you like it a bit; Her butt cheeks felt like two firm pillows on your face, and sniffing her bottom funk actually turns you on.

"I gotta say, Anon, you make a nice comfy seat," complimented Oleander. This did indeed feel like a win-win for the both of you. Oleander has a nice place to sit down(namely, your face), and you being in this position with a unicorn is a privilege. Soon, Oleander's stomach started growling. Clearly, she knew what kind it was. You saw her anus start to twitch and pulse, but it started to open, and then...

*Pfffrrt* A loud, airy blast escaped Oleander's bottom. It smelt foul, almost eye-watering. You were a little surprised at first, but didn't squirm. "Oops, excuse me," said Oleander, bearing an embarrassed smile. At first, you couldn't think of anything to say. "Oh, don't be so gobsmacked," chuckled Oleander, "Unicorns are animals too; we pass gas as much as any other creature." This was no doubt true, but you still had more smell to deal with now; as if her musk wasn't enough, her poot certainly added more stink.

A minute later, she farted again. This time, it was more of a hisser. *Phffsst* No doubt, Oleander was gassy this morning. Oleander's ass was getting really stinky this time, and you still took it in calmly, enjoying every bit of the moment. *Prrrrrbpt* A quick, yet low-toned fart rumbled out of her anus. And boy, did it stink!

"Pee-yew!" Oleander explained, "That was NOT pleasant at all." She still kept going, and you still felt in heaven. *Pfreeet* She managed to puff out a cute, squeaky fart out of her butt. It was pretty strong still. "Gosh, anon," said Oleander, "I really do wish you knew how great it feels to... let off some steam, you know?" It would've been easy to retort to that smart-assed joke had it not been for the fact that your face was pretty much still smothered in her farty booty.

Then, you thought up an idea; Why not just help clean her anus up a little more? It'd be dirty, sure, but maybe it'll help her vent her gases much easily. With your mouth open, you start to move your tongue closer to her pooper. When it touched, Oleander started quaking. "Ooooh," she shivered, "Getting a little nasty, are we?" To your surprise, you didn't taste any fecal matter. She must REALLY washed good that time!

You then licked it a bit more. moving your tongue up, down, and sideways. *Pbloorrarrp* Her farts started to come out a little warbled as your tongue slithered around the rectum. "attaboy," encouraged Oleander, "Keep eating my ass." She let out a few moans of pleasure, and her anus was almost soaked with saliva now. You were fully erect now, ready to burst. *Pfft-Phreeeeet* *BLAAAAAAART* At first, the flatus came out as a quick puff followed by a squeak. A second later though, erupted a distinguishably loud and rude blast, almost tuba-like.

"You better get ready," Oleander advised, "This next one's gonna get you." It it might. One final blast from her booty, and your penis will erupt like a geyser! Three seconds later, she pressed her butt onto your face and released a loud, long, putrid, muddy wet fart. If she wore panties at this point, they would've almost been messed up. At that point, you start ejaculating! Just for a minute, anyways.

Oleander stood up again, looking over you with pride. "Had fun, stinky-face?" she asked. You nodded. Obviously, you had the time of your life with her! "I'm empty now," she told you, "But feel free to come visit me any time." You thank her and got out of bed. "Don't worry about the Order of the Horn, anon," Oleander assures you, "They probably didn't suspect a thing. Even if they did, I'll try to explain." You shrugged, knowing you can trust her. "You know where to look if you want to be my seat again." and off you went. A few seconds after your leave, Oleander chuckled to herself. "This is SO gonna kill the Priestess."