*TV-MA appears on top left*
*we cut to Murphy and Mitzi boredly playing with a grenade*
Murphy:*tosses it* Bored
Mitzi:*tosses it* Bored
Murphy:*tosses it* Bored
Mitzi:*tosses it* Bor- *grenade explodes killing them*
*Murphy & Mitzi opening sequence plays*
Murphy & Mitzi
Created by
Alex J. Marek
Murphy:*puts on hoodie* Hell yea I look soooo swag!
Mitzi:Ooooh let me try! *tries to pull jacket over head but it rips*
Oh f*ck. That was going to be given to my cousin.
Murphy:Why would you
Mitzi:I'm sorry!
Murphy:Its okay don't cry Mitz!
If we head to the fashion mall it should be there.
*we cut to the mall*
*Murphy and Mitzi enter the fashion mall when*
Fox Guy in hood:Launch Operation Sigma
Cashier:Will that be all?
Murphy:Yes thank you.
Mitzi:*dressed in Rei Ayanami cosplay* Awwww do we have to go? I'm having fun :3
Murphy:We have the jacket in the ba
*people storm into the building*
Murphy and Mitzi:WHAT THE F*CK?!
Fox Guy in hood:NOBODY GETS OUT OF HERE ALIVE!
Mitzi:Actually I have bedtime soo-
Fox Guy in hood:SHUT UP! *bashes Mitzi with gun*
Murphy:YOU F*CKING LEAVE HER ALONE dickhead!
Fox Guy in hood:Grab them.
Mitzi:Murphy heeeeeelp!
Murphy:*tied up and taken with her* *rolls eyes*
Zoe:*comes to store* Sorry I'm late so a jacket flew onto the street and caused a massive traffic ja-
WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED HERE! *sees the stores destruction and armed guards*
Guards:Seize her.
Zoe:*dodges gun shots with lightning fast reflexes*
*knocks out guards with kung fu*
Guard:Guys we need backup!
Terrorist Captain:More backup on your way.
Murphy:F*CKING LET ME GO!
Mitzi:*muffled* *thinking about acorns to try to chill*
*backup starts to show up*
Zoe:*steals a scarf and puts it over her head* *climbs into a vent*
*turns on lighter*
Okay now to save the mall and I'm assuming those dweebs. Why do they always make weird things happen in this city?
*crawls through vents*
Murphy:Mitz I think I have a way to escape.
Mitzi:How?
Murphy:*slips out of his clothes*
*whispers to Mitzi* This is just like this one stealth game I played.
Mitzi:Okay one how? and two niiiice. *heart eyes*
Murphy:*sneaking on the ground*
*imaginating that he's a military soldier escaping from a facility*
*about to sneak out when*
Guard:Kid what the f*ck are you doing
Murphy:*grins* You wanna break some laws dude? I'm all yours to pound!
*talking in owo voice* I can b ur wittle cat shota! *trying to flaunt self and fondling
his naked body while displaying his ass and balls to this armed guard*
*cut to Murphy being tied up again still indecent with marker written on wall with an arrow pointing to Murphy saying
GAY BABY JAIL
CUT OFF HORNY KIDS PENIS LATER
Zoe:*breaks through door*
Yo I'm here.
*sees a nude Murphy and Mitzi fully clothed tied up with rope*
Pffffp thats how big it is?
Murphy:Shut it and rescue us.
Zoe:*takes out knife and cuts the rope saving the kids*
Dude.
Murphy:Whaaat?
*looks down*
Do I have to? *looks casual and chilled out*
Zoe:*covering Mitzis eyes who looks interested at her friend*
Murphy:*putting pants on while running*
*pervy smile* Can we
Zoe:No you're f*cking underage! *shooting goons with gun*
Murphy:*snarks* So are you. Hypocrite. *shooting goons with gun*
Mitzi:*running and shooting minigun at goons while laughing maniacally*
Guard:Boss you got what you're looking for.
Fox Guy:Yes this jacket has the missile codes. Soon we will nuke New Lennium City and Mother Russia will be the dominant force.
Zoe:Stop right there! *busts in through door*
Fox Guy:So you're the renegade taking out my men.
Zoe:Yeah ass**** what's the deal?
Fox Guy:America has been dominant to the Russian Empire for years. Today we get vengeance upon my generations great suffering.
Murphy:Yeah dude you're a c***.
Fox Guy:Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Zoe:*punches him*
Fox Guy:*bleeds a little from mouth* Bring it on bitch.
*fight scene breaks out with Smack my bitch up blasting*
Murphy:*pressing buttons on controller pretending to control them* I will defeat you puny american!
Mitzi:*doing the same* America is the land of the free. And I'm free to kick your ass for MURICA!
Fox Guy:*trying to attack her* How are you so good at fighting?
Zoe:I watch a lotta wrestling and kung fu flicks.
Murphy:*eyes with hearts looking at Zoe*
Mitzi:Murphy! Murphy! *waving hands in eyes* I'm right here!
Fox Guy:I grow tired of this. *shoots Murphy in the head*
Everyone but Fox Guy:Noooooooooo!
Murphy:*regenerates with pixellated effect* I'm okay. Still f*ck ow that hurt!
Fox Guy:But how!
Murphy:*skateboards holding baseball bat* Never underestimate the power of tweens!
*smacks Fox Guy out of window into helicopter rotors on a helicopter that was supposed to escort him splattering everyone in blood*
*we cut to store mostly damaged*
Zoe:Is that all you brats need?
Murphy and Mitzi:*runs out of store holding bag after paying* Yeah thanks Zoe!
Zoe:Whatevs.
Mitzis Mom:She'll be here any moment. *looks nervous at Mitzis aunt and daughter who looks pissed*
Murphy:*skateboards while holding Mitzi and the gift* *does a sick trick bouncing off a broken fire extinguisher onto a building cover
bouncing into Mitzis aparment
Murphy and Mitzi:We got it! *smack onto floor holding gift*
Mitzis Aunt:*walks to the knocked out children* *glances at Mitzis Mom* Last time I'm sending you to get the gift.
Mitzis younger cousin:*putting on the jacket wrong but lovin it*
end