Prompt #28 from Tumblr blog otpoftheday:
taking breaks from massive firefights to make out and brag to the enemy about how laid they’re getting.
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If the Decepticons wern’t taking this battle seriously neither were you.
Rodimus threw his weapon away
“C’mon Magnus there’s no point to this” he motioned to move away.
Ultra Magnus opened his mouth as if to protest but there wasn’t anything that could really be said in a situation like this. 

Even the Decepticons had started flagging and a few had just stopped fighting all together just to stand about awkwardly.
The battle had been progressing in an almost formulaic simplicity which had lead many of the combatants to believe it to be short-lived.
It was but not due to either side winning.
Galvatron had outdone himself this time.
A particularly badly aimed shot had downed Cyclonus and made Galvatron get on the defensive. Despite the battle, and Cyclonus, carrying on he felt the need to stop it every now and then.
With many declarations about his love life.
Declarations that many did not want to hear.
It was rather embarrassing.
Being somewhat level-headed many Decepticons had hoped that Cyclonus would stop Galvatrons repeated lewd statements and keep the battle from continually stopping and restarting, but no. The first time Galvatron had grabbed him, dipped him down and claimed the Seekers lips with his own the SIC became instantly willing, forgetting his surroundings. He even joined in with the inappropriate display with a few touches.

There really wasn’t a point to this anymore.
Both sides ended up awkwardly shuffling away from the duo, whatever caused the fight long forgotten in a cavalcade of smooches.