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This story is yet again- minus the boys.", "writing": "The sex meme!\nSpark: Woo! Sex Meme! This is gonna be fun!\nShine: Finally! A test I can answer easily!\nSpark: It isn't a test you brainless fuck factory\nShine: Omigawsh that's mean! You're mean!\nSpark: No I'm not. Die in a fire.\nSpice: Shhh, you guys, let's get to the questions!\nSugar: ...Lord, kill me now.\nSpark: Hee hee, awww Sugar, it'll be fun!\nSpice: LETS DO THIS!\n\nSex in the Morning or Sex at Night?\nSpark: Night, duh. Who in the fuck is awake in the morning!\nSpice: Night for me too. It's nice to have the moonlight as your backdrop for a session of intense fuckery\nShine: I like Fuckery too!\nSpice: That's great hun. How about the question.\nShine: What question?\nSpice: Sex in the morning or at night?\nShine: With you?! Oh, icky, gross!\nSpark: Next topic! Incest!\nShine: I don't like incest, it smells funny.\nSpark: Incest, not incense.\nShine:...wait what?\nSugar: Next question.\nSpark: But YOU didn't answer THIS one\nSugar: And I don't plan too. NEXT.\nSpark /Spice/ Shine: Killjoy.\n\nNaughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?\nSpark: Oooo tough choice. I'd go with home videos, but really, who gets turned on watching themselves? It's arrogant. I never understood the purpose. I mean, is it like a football coach who's trying to better his team?\nShine: I like looking at porn.\nSpark: And making them.\nSpice: I'd say pics. Naughty pics taken during recon are HAWT!\nSugar:...\nSpark:...\nShine:...\nSpice:...what?\n\nVibrator or Dildo?\nSpark: Vibe, thank you very much.\nSpice: I'm all about the vibe.\nShine: I like Matthew! I don't have any dildos, cause I always have someone to call up and help me when I'm needy.\nSpark: Ya don't say? Do they pay you, Shine?\nShine: Some of them do!\nSpark: Well that would make you a filthy prostitute, wouldn't it?\nShine: Silly, girl's don't have prostitutes, that's boys!\nSugar: You're thinking of Prostate.\nShine: I am? Wait, Why am I thinking about a potato?\nSpark: HOW DID YOU GET FROM PROSTATE TO POTATO?!\nSpice: Calm down sis, you're gonna pop a blood vessel.\nSpark: But, but, but...\nShine: What, what?!\nSugar: Next question, PLEASE.\n\nBedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?\nSpark: I don't like bright lights, moonlight for me any day!\nSpice: Ditto on that! Gimmie some good ole darkness.\nShine: I'm either way. Doesn't matter to me!\nSugar:...\nSpice: Come on Sugar, let's hear it! On or off!\nSugar:...O, on...I guess...I dunno...how much longer is this gonna take?\nSpark: We're mostly waitin' on you hon.\nShine: Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun, fun, fun, fun fun! The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, I've been on top of one!\nSpice: ...\nSugar: ...\nSpark: ...Soon I will murder you. Won't that be nice?\n\nWord preference: Pussy or Cunt?\nSpice: Cunt. Easy question, next.\nSpark: Really? Cause I'm a fan of pussy, but that's because it rolls off the tongue so eeeeasily. Hee.\nShine: Ohmigawd! I KNEW you were a lesbian! I KNEW it!\nSpark: YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH OR SO HELP ME I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CHEESE GRATER!!!\nSpice: Whoooooa! Whoa babe...might wanna switch to decaf.\nSpark: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just...her voice is like nails on a chalk board.\nSpice: Next question.\nShine: Wait, Sugar hasn't answered!\nSugar: ...the correct term is vagina.\nSpark: *Snort* If you're like, in fifth grade health class.\nShine: I skipped that class.\nSpark: Which explains a lot, really.\n\nSpanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?\nSpark: YES, YES, YES.\nSugar: ...\nSpice: I'm into rough stuff, but only during sex...so only for me. One of Spark's friends tried to bend me over once...\nSpark: Oh, yeah, I remember that...poor thing... Luckily, she can see out of that eye again.\nSpice: Really? That's a bit of a relief...\nShine: I like spankies too.\nSpark: Shutthefuckup.\nShine: Hey!\nSpark: Sorry...sorry...I....ugh...Sugar?\nSugar: Yes?\nSpice: The question?\nSugar: ...I...suppose if the child misbehaves to a point where no other discipline will be accepted, a spanking over the knee may suffice.\nSpice:...\nShine: ...\nSpark:...rockin' the cradle, eh Sugar?\nSugar: What? Wait...oh, OH GOD NO! Let me change my response! Wait a minute!\nSpice/Spark/Shine: NEXT QUESTION!!!\n\nMore Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?\nSpice: I prefer sex while jumping out of an airplane\nSpark: HA! If I were doing that, I'd make him tell me about ever ex. He's had before pulling the rip cord.\nShine: I've had both.\nSpark: no kiddin'.\nSpice: what a surprise.\nShine: what?\nSugar: Spark, you're response?\nSpark: After you.\nSugar: I'm ill equip to respond to this question.\nSpark: You have a vag. You are equip. Which is more exciting?\nSugar: I fine both equally dual.\nSpark/Spice: Kink-Y!\nSugar: W, wait, that's not what I meant!\nSpark: Seems like someone has a secret fetish we didn't know about!\nSpice: That is so hawt! Next question!\nSugar: N, now wait a minute!\nSpark/Spice: NEXT QUESTION!\n\nWord preference: Cock or Dick?\nSpark/Spice/Shine: Cock.\nSugar:...The correct term of the male sexual organ i-\nShine: Yeah, yeah, yeah.\nSpark: Dullsville babe.\nSpice: Next.\n\nRope Bondage or Bondage Tape?\nSpice: Try and tie me up and it ends very very poorly for everyone in the room.\nSpark: I do the tying up not being tied down. It's kinda difficult when your mom was an escape artist and stuff. And tape would just rip the fur off.\nShine: I like rope bondage, particularly the Japanese origins and the designs in which the participant is solely dependant on their partner for support and comfort during the process. The silky sensation of the correct use of rope against the vagina or the nipples, which react to specific movements can be exceptionally arousing and in certain situations, create an extended orgasm.\nSpark: ...\nSpice:...\nSugar: ...\nShine: What?\n\nWhich threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?\nSpice: Most guys can't please one girl, why would they wanna piss off two of them?\nSpark: HAHAHA! Damn right! Adversely, I'd prefer all girls, really.\nSpice:...You ARE a lesbo, aren't you?\nSpark: Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck you.\nSugar: I fail to see how intimate relations can be acquired through multiple partners.\nShine: Two boys, please! More peenies for me!\n\nSex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?\nSpark: Sex while they watch? Or sex with a stranger? I kinda...make a living off the both of them.\nShine: Both. Next.\nSpice: No.\nSugar: No?\nSpice: I flat out refuse to have others watch.\nSpark: Didn't you used to be a stripper?\nSpice: I never had SEX with them.\nSpark: ...Kaaaay.\nSpice: I suppose I could be ok with them watching...I guess...I don't know. Next.\nSpark: Wait, Sugar didn't answer!\nSugar: *Sigh* I prefer neither. However, sexual relations tend to improve a relationship, so eventually whoever you have sex with will no longer be a stranger by the time you're done.\nSpark: ...wow...good answer.\n\nNewly Discovered fetish?\nSugar: A fetish?\nSpark: I don't know any new ones...ummm...oh oh oh, I think I kinda like nipple torture these days...I mean giving.\nSpice: I like it when guys cry.\nSpark :...that's...amazingly disturbing.\nSpice: I mean, like you know...when their all sensitive and stuff...you know, like..shit, fuck it, I dunno. Like when they admit some fucking secrets or some shit, you know?\nSpark: Amazingly. Disturbing.\nShine: I like fish. Tuna is my favorite! Wait...what were we talking about?\nSugar: I've no fetish I can promptly think of for this particular question.\nSpark: Sugar like's it in the pooper!\nSugar: ...\nSpice/Shine: Hahahahahahahahaha!!!\n\nMaster or slave?\nSpark/Spice: Mistress.\nShine: Slave.\nSugar: ...what? Where's the banter? Where's the banter?\nSpark: It's an easy question.\nShine: No need to think about it.\nSpice: We're happy with our roles.\nSugar: *Sigh* Equals.\nSpark/Shine: Boring.\nSpice: Loada bullshit.\n\nSlut or whore?\nSpark:...no.\nShine: Slut! Slut puppy!\nSpice: I don't think so.\nSugar: I find this question degrading.\n\nLight Bondage or heavy?\nSpark: Light stuff first, then the heavy stuff next. It's what I do as a dom.\nSpice: Neither.\nSugar: I again, don't believe restriction can increase intimacy levels between two persons.\nShine: Ummmm, I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was thinking about what cardboard tastes like.\n\nWhispering or screaming?\nSpice: Screaming. MAKE IT LOUD! FUCK YEAH!\nSpark: I'm not much for the whispering. I don't make a lot of noise, but I love it when he moans.\nSugar: I believe a quiet whisper during sex may be...beneficial.\nShine: Sugar I'm so sick of you. Sex is for FUN not just poppin' out pups. Holy fuck, lets rape her! Let's get some guys, and just fucking, rape the fucking shit out of her! Fuck! RIGHT IN THE EAR ZEBRA FUCK! WE'LL TEACH HER! WE'LL TEACH HER DAMN IT! FUCK HER TILL SHE VOMITS CUM!!!\nSpark:...\nSpice: ...\nSugar: ...I'm riding home with you guys tonight.\nSpark/Spice: Agreed.\n\n\nEver lost your sanity?\nSpark: I've taken other peoples, but never lost mine.\nSpice: Eh, don't think so. Always keep my wits about me.\nShine: FUCKING RAPE HER RIGHT IN THE POOPER! I'M TALKING FUCKING HORSE COCKS AND LIKE, ELEPHANT COCKS FUCKING HER IN THE FUCKING EARS AND UP HER NOSE AND CUM BATH AND FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!\nSpark: Bitch done lost her damn mind!\nSpice: Should I...\nSpark: Could you?\nSpice: CHA! *Chops Shine in the neck*\nShine * *Thump*\nSugar: ...Thank you.\nSpice: Eh...'swhat I do.\n\nMost coveted perversion?\nSpark: I dunno...I'm a dom...I sorta do a lot of stuff. Nothing I can say.\nSpice: Blood.\nSugar: ...I've not explored enough.\nSpark: Yeah, y...wait did you say blood?\nSpice:...I like to bite.\nSpark: Yeah...I guess..some people are into that.\nSpice: And cut.\nSpark: You need to stop talking. Immediately, if at all possible.\nSpice: And once the flow is good and strong, I like to-\nSugar/Spark: NEXT!\n\nUnder the boot or wearing the boot?\nSpice: Wearin' em.\nSpark: I hate shoes.\nSugar: I'm not into footwear myself personally, nor boots.\n\nHot Candle wax or warm?\nSpark: You EVER try to get hot wax out of your fur?\nSpice: I'm with Sparky.\nSugar: I don't understand the concept.\nShine: ...is...Are...what happened?\nSpark: Spice hit you really really hard.\nShine: Wha...Why?\nSpark: Cause it was awesome.\nSugar: You were temporarily insane.\nShine: ...I don't remember...w, what question are we on?\nSpice: Lets see...NEXT?\n\nRelationship Status:\nSpark: Single...sorta...kinda...I have like, a gazillion pets...there's Ashton...who's sorta my on again off again boy friend...thing...sorta...maybe...then there's Siera...she's pretty amazing...I guess...I dunno...Single? Yeah. Lets go with single. \nSpice: Single\nSugar: Single.\nShine: Right now, single. Until either Ricky, or Johnny asks me to be their girl. Then I'll be like \"For sure!\" Until I get tired of one of them, and then I'll take the other.\nSpark: ...\nSpice: ...\nSugar: ...Ugh. Are all relationships like hers?\nSpice/Spark: NO!\nSpark: She's just a fuck factory.\nShine: ...\nSpark: Heh, what?\nShine: I'm gonna buy a strap on just to rape you in the eye socket.\nSpark: ...O_O\n\nOrientation:\nSpice: Straight\nSugar: Straight\nShine: Eh, I've done a few pictures with girls. I really like boys though. Spark's a fucking lesbian, regardless of what she might tell you. Go on Spark, say something about it. Insult me again. I dare you, Bitch. I double dare you. So help me ALMIGHTY GOD, if you piss me off I will butt fuck you with a dildo of razor blades!\nSpark: ...Spiiiiice......heeeeelp...\nSpice: Hahaha, I like her like this!\nSugar: You are awfully mean to her. Perhaps you're reaping what you sow.\nSpark: ...\nSugar: SAY SOMTHIN BOUT ME! DO IT! FUCKING DO IT! I'LL FUCKING LEARN YOU.\nSpark: ...\n\nBody type:\nSpice: Muscular to be sure. Big strong and able to beat me in combat.\nSpark: I kinda like 'em chubby. Ain't really into the whole \"Perfect media fit\" that people try to strive for. Realistic, please.\nShine: ...Eh...Money.\nSugar: Money?\nShine: Boy's with money are hot!\nSpark: noooooooo Kidding...\nSpice: That explains a lot.\n\n\n\nReligion:\nSpark: ...\nSpice:...\nSugar: I'll believe in the first God that walks up and punches me in the face.\nSpice: WHOA! Heeeeey Sugar! Knock one out of the park there!\nShine: Woooowee! That was funny! I think I like the Easter Bunny...that's...that's kind of the same thing, right?\nSpark: ...Sure.\nSpice: Whatever floats your boat babe. \n\nZodiac Sign?\nSpark/Spice: We're twins. Gemini\nSugar: Capricorn. And Shine is a Libra.\nShine: I am NOT...I'm...wait...Yes? Whats a Zodiac?\n\nSmoke / Drink:\nSpice: Every now and then, I may partake in an occasional cigarette.\nSpark: I drink, therefore, I am.\nSugar: I am not a fan of either.\nShine: I like to have a few drinks. But sometimes I have too many and one time Ricky and Alan said I got really drunk and took off all my clothes!\nSpark: ...You got -drunk- and did this? Really? Seriously? Cause I don't think you're the type to take off your clothes...\nShine: Oh, don't let me fool you! It happens sometimes!\nSpice: Next...PLEASE.\n\nCurrent Location:\nSpark: ...Of..what?\nSpice: Top secret information.\nSugar: Not enough information to accurately respond.\nShine: I'm...here...we're right here...inside?\n\nYour Weakness:\nSpice: Someone who can hold their own in combat....good strong guy.\nSpark: ...mmm right now? Reindeer...hee hee\nShine: Huuuuuge weenie! Hehehehe\nSugar: I'm not particularly sure...bullets?\nSpark: ...Yeah...bullets....yeah.\nSpice: I can't stand bullets either. Go right through me.\nShine: Um...can we have more then one? I don't do so good with tests n' stuff....books too. Is school a weakness?\nSpark: Just go with intelligence.\nShine: You're weakness is intelligence? That's sad...I thought you were smart.\nSpark: I hate you so bad.\nShine: Maybe it's all the alcohol you drink...It's killing your brain cells.\nSpark: ...\n\nYour Best Physical Feature:\nSpark: Muh butt! According to a lot of folks!\nSpice: My physique.\nShine: My voice.\nSpark: Wrong.\nShine: Omigawd! It totally is so!\nSpark: God, no. Every time you speak I want to attack something. If anything I'd say you've got nice...teeth.\nShine: I do keep them sparkly! I guess I have a great smile! It's SHINES! Hurr hurr hurr!\nSpark :...eh...shush. Just....just stop talking.\nSugar: Um...my...\nSpark: Eyes.\nSugar: Huh?\nSpice: She's right. You have really pretty eyes.\nSugar: ...really?\nSpark/Spice: Yes.\nSugar:...hmmm...\n\nYour Bedtime:\nSpark: When I get home...soooo...around six or seven in the morning.\nShine: Ummm, do I get like, a story? When I pass out with the guy on top!\nSpice: Generally, I take cat naps, and sleep in increments necessary to the mission. Other then that, I'd say around eleven or so. \nSugar: Varies. Really.\n\nIn the past month have you Drank Alcohol:\nSpark: ...HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!\nSpice: No.\nSugar: No.\nShine: Yup! Hee hee. Sparky?\nSpark: Seriously. This is a trick question, right?\nShine: Wait...what question again?\nSpice: Spark will never be cremated since she'd set the entire state of New York a blaze.\nSpark: Hahahahaha...it's funny cause it's true.\n\nIn the past week have you masturbated:\nSpice/Spark/Shine: ...Duh!\nSugar: No.\nSpark: If it were anyone else, I think she'd be lying.\nShine: She's like, a total prude n some junk. \nSpice: I don't think she even knows how.\nSugar: *Sigh* Next question, please.\nSpark: Do you know how to masturbate Sugar?\nSpice: Yeah, do you know how to maaaaaaasturbate?\nShine: If you don't, that's ok! I can show you how! It's easy! First yo-\nSpark: NEXT QUESTION!!!\n\nNumber of Piercings:\nSpark: Naw, not my thing, cept for my ears.\nSpice: I've got a few here and there...don't wear 'em too often.\nSugar: No.\nShine: Yes. I have a few...hee..want to guess where...or better yet, try and find them?\nSpark: You're trying to hit on to a survey, Shine.\nShine: I like Bacon!\nSpice:...that is ...that's just great.\nSpark: I think I'm getting dumber sitting next to her.\nSugar: I find that particularly impossible, but curious none the less. \n\nNumber of Tattoos:\nShine: No\nSpark: Nope.\nSugar: No.\nSpice: ...two.\nSpark: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Time the fuck out! Two? Twin sister doesn't know about these! Lets go, lets see em!\nSpice: Next question.\nSpark: Oh, fuck that noise! Where are they!\nSpice: ...\nSpark: What?! Lets see! You have GOT to show me.\nSpice: next question.\n\nDo you consider yourself perverted?\nSpark: Show me the damn Tattoo!\nSpice: No, I am not perverted.\nShine: I...dunno, what's perverted mean?\nSugar: No.\nSpice: I will knock you out.\nSpark: Show me the Tattoos! Seriously! Lemme see them!\nSpice: No.\nSpark: We share EVERYTHING! You're shutting me out!\nSpice: I can't let you see them!\nSpark: Omigawd, what is your problem!\nSpice: ...\nSpark: ...\nSpice: ...\nSpark:...\nShine: Omigawd, you guys are, like, doing that mind reading thing! That is so creepy!\nSpice: ...\nSpark: ...OH!...oh fuck...next question.\nShine: Wait, what just happened?!\nSpark/Spice: Next question.\n\nAt what age did you lose your virginity?\nSpark: ...\nSugar: I've not lost it.\nShine: 14. Hee hee hee.\nSpice: 17.\nShine: Come on Sparky, answer the question, hee hee.\nSpice: Bad taste, Shine.\nSugar: Enough.\nSpark: ...\nShine: ...humph...oh...right...Sorry Sparky...I...I forgot....next question.\n\nHave you ever deflowered a virgin?\nSpark: Nope!\nSpice: Naw\nShine: HAhahahaa. Ahhh...Yes. Yes I have.\nSugar: ...no.\n\nIf you give head, do you swallow?\nSpark: YUP!\nShine: Right down it goes! Make Swallow your Motto! Remember!! A spitter is a quitter!\nSpice: I swallow, hee hee hee.\nSugar: I've never tried it.\nSpark: And hence, you fail.\nSpice: Serious fail.\nShine: Almost epic.\n\nDo you like oral stimulation of the anus?\nSpark: Gotta say...every now and then...heehehee\nShine: Yes thank you!\nSpice: Not my thing, thanks\nSugar: I highly doubt i-\nSpark: Yeah, yeah, miss killjoy never tried, never wants to.\n\nDo you like penetration of the anus?\nSpark: I'll take it up there every now and then.\nSpice: No thanks, not my thing, again. Fuck that.\nShine: I'll bend over if he's cute enough.\nSpark: Or if he's got a hard on.\nShine :...humph!\nSugar: I'm not particularly interested in that activity.\nSpark: Don't let Sugar fool you. She's an anal maniac\nSpice: Load up her trunk. She's all about the butt.\nSugar: What crude entertainment do you gain from regurgitating such inaccuracies?\nSpark: Makes me giggle.\nSpice: Damn right.\nSugar: Ugh. Next question, please.\n\nHave you ever tried fisting?\nSpark: Yeah, not for me, no.\nSpice: Let him try and he won't ever touch anything with that paw again.\nSugar: I highly doubt the actual arousal of such an act.\nShine: *Sigh* For volume, 1, 3, and 14 of Wolf Pack Penetration.\nSpark: Waaaay to much info there.\nSpice: I didn't think you talked about your porn tapes.\nShine: Yeah, but it's like, not like anyone's gonna see this junk n' stuff, right?\nSpark:...\nSpice:...\nSugar:...\n\nHow would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires?\nSpark: Ehhh, depends on the day. Generally...it's just an act...sex ...it...it depends.\nSpice: When I'm horny, I'm horny. When I want it, I WANT it.\nShine: I'm usually pretty horny...like...ya know...like, all the time!\nSugar: Very low.\nSpark: And it's a shame.\nSugar: What's that suppose to mean?\nSpark: Let your hair down. You could be hot.\nSugar: Ugh...The perceptions of a smart girl into a 'hot' girl based on movies and media are such a discouraging mentality that most males have I find the sex sickening on levels that all but make me want to denounce my sexuality entirely.\nSpark: ...Touche.\n\nNymphomaniac?\nSpark: Can't say I am.\nSpice: Not really.\nSugar: No.\nShine: GOD YES!\nSpark/Spice: Natch.\nSugar: There ARE places to help with that you know.\nShine: Help with what?\nSugar: Nevermind.\n\nDo sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?\nSpark: It deals with my profession a lot, so I guess I'd say no.\nShine: Wait...I don't understand?\nSpice: Nope.\nSugar: Can't say it does.\n\nAre you promiscuous?\nSpark: ...Noooooooooo. Not...you know, not really, to be honest. I mean...ok, so...wait....yes.\nShine: No.\nSugar: Not in the slightest.\nSpice.: Not rea- Wait...Shine did you say no?\nShine: I'm not a promiscuous.\nSpark:...\nSpice:...\nSugar: ...ugh.\nShine: What?\nSpark: Do you even KNOW what promiscuous means you uneducated simpleton.\nShine: Take that back or I will teabag you.\nSpark: You can't tea bag me.\nShine: Oh, I could certainly choke you to death with a ripped off pair of balls.\nSpark: ...W, WAIT WHAT?!\nShine: Bitch you heard me.\nSpark: I will gladly kick your ass if you ever tried so-\nSpice: Whoa, whooooooa. Settle down kids. Next question, please.\n\n\nDo you ever regret sleeping with someone?\nSpark: Yup.\nSpice: Nope.\nShine: The guy that gave my privates the itchies!\nSugar: I have not.\nSpark: Shine, that could have been anyone in California.\nShine: What? Who's in California.\nSpark: Nevermind.\n\nDo you ever have phone sex?\nSpark: I don't think that's all that hot really.\nSpice: Doesn't do it for me.\nSugar: No.\nShine: ...like...having sex with your cell?\nSpark: ...Yes. Yes that's exactly what it is.\n\nDo you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?\nSpark: HA!\nSpice: Nope.\nShine: It's free whenever I want it! Why pay for it?!\nSugar: ...\nSpark: ...wait...shouldn't that have been a no, Sugar?\nSugar: Of c, course it's a no. No.\nSpice: ...No...what?\nSugar:...Next question, please?\nSpark: Whoa, whoa whoa, Kink sense is tingling!\nSpice: I sense it too sis, Sugar is hiding something!\nSugar: Next. Question.\nShine: It's ok for you to like ...wait...does that mean Sugar masturbates with her telephone? Cause my buzzer is pretty strong but-\nSugar: Next. Question. NOW.\n\n\nDo you ever make obscene phone calls?\nSpark: Naw\nSpice: Nope.\nSugar: I have not.\nShine: What? Like, ...what?\n\n\nHave you ever had a sexual experience that defies your \"normal\" orientation?\nSugar: No.\nSpice: I...don't understand the question.\nSpark: Neither do I.\nShine: Seriously? It's like if Spark suddenly had sex with a guy, that'd be an experience that defies her typical orientation. Thus it would be an awkward experience. The question in itself assumes you are heterosexual, or homosexual, without taking into consideration bi sexuality, or pan sexuality, thus, it is poorly worded and wholly ineffectual.\nSpice:...\nSugar:...\nSpark: That answer just made one of my ovaries burst into flames.\n\nHave you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?\nShine: No.\nSpark: Naw.\nSpice: Once or twice to infiltrate.\nSugar: No.\n\nHave you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?\nSugar: No, I have not.\nSpice: I'm afraid not.\nSpark: Ahhh, occasional run into them at the bar.\nShine: Um...yes?\n\nDo you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?\nSpice: Yes! I like boots...I just...I like 'em.\nSpark: Not really.\nShine: I think toes can be really cute! My toes are adorable!\nSugar: I don't think so.\n\nDo you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?\nSpark: Ummm depends. But usually yes.\nSpice: Really? Not me. I'm all about the commando.\nShine: I kind of like panties. They are soft and silky. I don't know why I'd want to wear anything else.\nSpark: N, No you idiot. What do you like on OTHER people.\nShine: What do I like on another person? Chocolate!\nSpark: ...HERK!\nSpice: I think her brain just stabbed itself.\nSugar: How regrettable. Next.\n\nDo you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?\nShine: I like my long, beautiful head of golden locks\nSpark: Gotta be short and spiky for me. I like the punk look.\nSpice: Gotta go with Sparkle on this one. Short does it for me.\nSugar: Actually, I rarely notice hair.\nSpice: Or anyone.\nSugar: *Sigh*\n\n\nHave you ever peeped on someone?\nSpice: Natch.\nSpark: Naw\nShine: Wait...neither of you?!\nSpark: Why would I need to peek?\nSpice: I'm a spy and an infiltrator, peeking is part of my job, but I don't do it on purpose.\n\nHave you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?\nSpice: Naw\nSpark: Nope\nShine: Nu-uh\nSugar: I have not.\n\nHave you ever been caught peeping on someone?\nSpark: I have not.\nSpice: I don't -get- caught, and if I did, they ain't tellin' nobody nothing.\nShine: I don't peek!\nSugar: These questions are tiresome.\n\n\nHave you ever \"flashed\" someone?\nShine: Ready girls?!\nSpice/Shine/Sparkle: *FLASH*\nSugar: *Sigh* How am I related to you people, again?\n\nAre you a sadist or masochist\nSpark: Part of the job description. Spankings...heh...it's what I do.\nSpice: There's something...special about pain during sex...mmmm\nShine: ...and you guys call ME a freak\nSpark/Spice: You ARE a freak.\nSugar: Can I go now?\nSpice: No.\n\nHave you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?\nSpark/Spice: HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA\nShine: ...wait...what's so funny?\nSugar: I imagine it comes across as silly to them to ask such a question, considering Sparkle works in a BDSM Bar and Spice has already demonstrated a purely feral form of sexual violence during copulation.\nShine: Ooooooh.....what?\n\nHave you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?\nSpark: ooo yeah. Butt like this, can't be resisted by the boys...girls too.\nShine: I don't like being hit...it hurts.\nSugar: I have had no such occurances.\nSpice: Let 'em try to slap me...\n\nHave you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?\nSpice: I...every now and then...a little blood isn't bad.\nSpark: Whoa there...creepy...not my thing.\nShine: I don't think so, Spice.\nSugar: Certainly not.\n\nHave you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?\nSpark: I'll pass.\nShine: Me too.\nShine: Nope!\nSugar: No. I have not, nor have I encountered anyone whom might enjoy such things.\n\nDo you like bondage?\nSpark: DO COWS GIVE MILK?!\nSpice: Hate the stuff. That's my sister's thing.\nShine: OH yeah, ask Sparkle All about that stuff.\nSugar: Ah...erhm...y, yes. Inquiry Sparkle, on the unique properties of bondage.\n\nLike to be tied up?\nSpark: I don't find a thrill to it unless I can escape. And since mom taught me how to slip most knots, I gotta say no, not really.\nSpice: Hate it. HATE IT!\nSpark: That's the claustrophobia settling in, again, huh?\nShine: What's a closetclobia?\nSpark: Never speak again.\nSugar: I ...I don't think so.\nSpark: ....you stuttered.\nSugar: No I did-\nSpice: I heard a stutter.\nShine: I totally heard a stutter! OMIGAWD! Sugar wants to be tied up!\nSparkle/Spice: KINK-Y!\nSugar: N, NEXT QUESTION!\n\nLike to tie up partner?\nSpark: Oh, You know it!\nSpice: Naw. It's not my thing\nSugar: I'm...I'm really not interested in being tied up.\nShine: No I don't...wait what did you say?\nSugar: I said tying up others isn't\nSpice: Lies! I heard you! You said you wanted to be tied up!\nSugar: I certainly did not!\nSparkle: Hehehehe Sugar's a bondage freak.\nSpice: Leather, whips, and chains. Le Rowr.\nSugar: ...NEXT!!!\n\nHave you ever participated in a threesome?\nSpark: My line of work, every now and then it pops up. Not a regular thing. So yeah once or twice.\nSpice: Gross. Not my thing at all.\nSugar: ...You already know my answer.\nShine: All the times I've had sex that DOESN'T involve three people or more is just boring!\n\nIf so, what gender were your partners?\nSpark: One guy, two girls. Always. Well...there was this one time...\nSpice: Not me.\nSugar: We've done this already.\nShine: ...Eddie, Tomas, Jake, Louie, Joey, Bill, William, Jordan...\n\nWhat is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?\nShine: Rodney, Tomas, Peter, Oops, Tomas...\nSpark: You said Tomas three times.\nShine: ...there were three Tomases.\nSpice/Spark/Sugar: ...\n\nWhat is the most people you have slept with in a single day?\nSpark: One.\nSpice: One.\nSugar: Zero.\nShine: Arnold, Ted, Chris...\n\nDoes the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?\nSpark: ...Uh...No.\nSpice: Not interested.\nSugar: I think that would put a considerable strain on any stable relationship.\nShine: I...I don't get it. Doesn't everybody share?\nSpice: No honey, just you.\nShine: YAY! I'm generous!\nSpark: You give STDS to everyone you come in contact with!\nShine: Nu uh! Those are expensive!\nSpark: We...I've already...You know what? Next question. Just go. Just. Go.\n\nHave you ever had sex with a relative?\nSpark: ...Ahem.\nSpice: ...Yo...\nShine: Huh? I don't get it.\nSugar: I believe our answer collectively, is no.\n\nAs a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?\nSpark:...\nSpice:...\nShine: ...\nSugar: ...We'll pass.\n\nAs an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?\nSpice: Naw\nSpark: Ahhh, You know those horror movies where only the virgin survives? I'd get really, really sick...but I've still be kicking...\nSugar: I think not.\nShine: Yup!\nSpice: Rockin' the cra\nShine: Yup.\nSpark: Proud of yourself, aren't you?\nShine: Ayup!\nSpice: Statutory rape just\nShine: Don't care. Eddie was cute, and he deserved what I gave him! He makes such adorable little puppy faces when I squeeze hi-\nSpark: MOOOOOVING right along!!\n\nHave you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?\nSpice: HA! No way!\nShine: NEVER! Yuck!\nSugar: I've not...\nSpark: Cool next question.\nSpice: Whadda minute. You didn't answer.\nSpark: Huh? Oh, right. Yeah! Ha.\nShine: ...OMIGAWD!\nSugar:...\nSpark: LOOK! It was ONE time ok. Old Rhino hadn't been off in weeks and I...I kinda felt sorry for him, that's all...\nShine: Grandpa fucker.\nSpark: I hate you so bad. You don't even know. You don't even.\nSpice: ...Grandpaw fucker.\nSpark: Shut. Up.\nSugar: ...heh.\nSpark: SO HELP ME!!!\nSpice: Next question!!\n\nHave you ever had sex with an animal?\nSpark: You mean like...was he an Animal in...I don't get it.\nSpice: Not even.\nSugar: No.\nShine: I'm confused.\nSpark: Anyway, I think we're done here tonight. Thanks for dropping bye folks!\nSpark/Sugar/Spice/Shine: SEE YOU LATER!!", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "The sex meme!
Spark: Woo! Sex Meme! This is gonna be fun!
Shine: Finally! A test I can answer easily!
Spark: It isn't a test you brainless fuck factory
Shine: Omigawsh that's mean! You're mean!
Spark: No I'm not. Die in a fire.
Spice: Shhh, you guys, let's get to the questions!
Sugar: ...Lord, kill me now.
Spark: Hee hee, awww Sugar, it'll be fun!
Spice: LETS DO THIS!

Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Spark: Night, duh. Who in the fuck is awake in the morning!
Spice: Night for me too. It's nice to have the moonlight as your backdrop for a session of intense fuckery
Shine: I like Fuckery too!
Spice: That's great hun. How about the question.
Shine: What question?
Spice: Sex in the morning or at night?
Shine: With you?! Oh, icky, gross!
Spark: Next topic! Incest!
Shine: I don't like incest, it smells funny.
Spark: Incest, not incense.
Shine:...wait what?
Sugar: Next question.
Spark: But YOU didn't answer THIS one
Sugar: And I don't plan too. NEXT.
Spark /Spice/ Shine: Killjoy.

Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Spark: Oooo tough choice. I'd go with home videos, but really, who gets turned on watching themselves? It's arrogant. I never understood the purpose. I mean, is it like a football coach who's trying to better his team?
Shine: I like looking at porn.
Spark: And making them.
Spice: I'd say pics. Naughty pics taken during recon are HAWT!
Sugar:...
Spark:...
Shine:...
Spice:...what?

Vibrator or Dildo?
Spark: Vibe, thank you very much.
Spice: I'm all about the vibe.
Shine: I like Matthew! I don't have any dildos, cause I always have someone to call up and help me when I'm needy.
Spark: Ya don't say? Do they pay you, Shine?
Shine: Some of them do!
Spark: Well that would make you a filthy prostitute, wouldn't it?
Shine: Silly, girl's don't have prostitutes, that's boys!
Sugar: You're thinking of Prostate.
Shine: I am? Wait, Why am I thinking about a potato?
Spark: HOW DID YOU GET FROM PROSTATE TO POTATO?!
Spice: Calm down sis, you're gonna pop a blood vessel.
Spark: But, but, but...
Shine: What, what?!
Sugar: Next question, PLEASE.

Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Spark: I don't like bright lights, moonlight for me any day!
Spice: Ditto on that! Gimmie some good ole darkness.
Shine: I'm either way. Doesn't matter to me!
Sugar:...
Spice: Come on Sugar, let's hear it! On or off!
Sugar:...O, on...I guess...I dunno...how much longer is this gonna take?
Spark: We're mostly waitin' on you hon.
Shine: Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun, fun, fun, fun fun! The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, I've been on top of one!
Spice: ...
Sugar: ...
Spark: ...Soon I will murder you. Won't that be nice?

Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Spice: Cunt. Easy question, next.
Spark: Really? Cause I'm a fan of pussy, but that's because it rolls off the tongue so eeeeasily. Hee.
Shine: Ohmigawd! I KNEW you were a lesbian! I KNEW it!
Spark: YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH OR SO HELP ME I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CHEESE GRATER!!!
Spice: Whoooooa! Whoa babe...might wanna switch to decaf.
Spark: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just...her voice is like nails on a chalk board.
Spice: Next question.
Shine: Wait, Sugar hasn't answered!
Sugar: ...the correct term is vagina.
Spark: *Snort* If you're like, in fifth grade health class.
Shine: I skipped that class.
Spark: Which explains a lot, really.

Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Spark: YES, YES, YES.
Sugar: ...
Spice: I'm into rough stuff, but only during sex...so only for me. One of Spark's friends tried to bend me over once...
Spark: Oh, yeah, I remember that...poor thing... Luckily, she can see out of that eye again.
Spice: Really? That's a bit of a relief...
Shine: I like spankies too.
Spark: Shutthefuckup.
Shine: Hey!
Spark: Sorry...sorry...I....ugh...Sugar?
Sugar: Yes?
Spice: The question?
Sugar: ...I...suppose if the child misbehaves to a point where no other discipline will be accepted, a spanking over the knee may suffice.
Spice:...
Shine: ...
Spark:...rockin' the cradle, eh Sugar?
Sugar: What? Wait...oh, OH GOD NO! Let me change my response! Wait a minute!
Spice/Spark/Shine: NEXT QUESTION!!!

More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Spice: I prefer sex while jumping out of an airplane
Spark: HA! If I were doing that, I'd make him tell me about ever ex. He's had before pulling the rip cord.
Shine: I've had both.
Spark: no kiddin'.
Spice: what a surprise.
Shine: what?
Sugar: Spark, you're response?
Spark: After you.
Sugar: I'm ill equip to respond to this question.
Spark: You have a vag. You are equip. Which is more exciting?
Sugar: I fine both equally dual.
Spark/Spice: Kink-Y!
Sugar: W, wait, that's not what I meant!
Spark: Seems like someone has a secret fetish we didn't know about!
Spice: That is so hawt! Next question!
Sugar: N, now wait a minute!
Spark/Spice: NEXT QUESTION!

Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Spark/Spice/Shine: Cock.
Sugar:...The correct term of the male sexual organ i-
Shine: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Spark: Dullsville babe.
Spice: Next.

Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Spice: Try and tie me up and it ends very very poorly for everyone in the room.
Spark: I do the tying up not being tied down. It's kinda difficult when your mom was an escape artist and stuff. And tape would just rip the fur off.
Shine: I like rope bondage, particularly the Japanese origins and the designs in which the participant is solely dependant on their partner for support and comfort during the process. The silky sensation of the correct use of rope against the vagina or the nipples, which react to specific movements can be exceptionally arousing and in certain situations, create an extended orgasm.
Spark: ...
Spice:...
Sugar: ...
Shine: What?

Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Spice: Most guys can't please one girl, why would they wanna piss off two of them?
Spark: HAHAHA! Damn right! Adversely, I'd prefer all girls, really.
Spice:...You ARE a lesbo, aren't you?
Spark: Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck you.
Sugar: I fail to see how intimate relations can be acquired through multiple partners.
Shine: Two boys, please! More peenies for me!

Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
Spark: Sex while they watch? Or sex with a stranger? I kinda...make a living off the both of them.
Shine: Both. Next.
Spice: No.
Sugar: No?
Spice: I flat out refuse to have others watch.
Spark: Didn't you used to be a stripper?
Spice: I never had SEX with them.
Spark: ...Kaaaay.
Spice: I suppose I could be ok with them watching...I guess...I don't know. Next.
Spark: Wait, Sugar didn't answer!
Sugar: *Sigh* I prefer neither. However, sexual relations tend to improve a relationship, so eventually whoever you have sex with will no longer be a stranger by the time you're done.
Spark: ...wow...good answer.

Newly Discovered fetish?
Sugar: A fetish?
Spark: I don't know any new ones...ummm...oh oh oh, I think I kinda like nipple torture these days...I mean giving.
Spice: I like it when guys cry.
Spark :...that's...amazingly disturbing.
Spice: I mean, like you know...when their all sensitive and stuff...you know, like..shit, fuck it, I dunno. Like when they admit some fucking secrets or some shit, you know?
Spark: Amazingly. Disturbing.
Shine: I like fish. Tuna is my favorite! Wait...what were we talking about?
Sugar: I've no fetish I can promptly think of for this particular question.
Spark: Sugar like's it in the pooper!
Sugar: ...
Spice/Shine: Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Master or slave?
Spark/Spice: Mistress.
Shine: Slave.
Sugar: ...what? Where's the banter? Where's the banter?
Spark: It's an easy question.
Shine: No need to think about it.
Spice: We're happy with our roles.
Sugar: *Sigh* Equals.
Spark/Shine: Boring.
Spice: Loada bullshit.

Slut or whore?
Spark:...no.
Shine: Slut! Slut puppy!
Spice: I don't think so.
Sugar: I find this question degrading.

Light Bondage or heavy?
Spark: Light stuff first, then the heavy stuff next. It's what I do as a dom.
Spice: Neither.
Sugar: I again, don't believe restriction can increase intimacy levels between two persons.
Shine: Ummmm, I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was thinking about what cardboard tastes like.

Whispering or screaming?
Spice: Screaming. MAKE IT LOUD! FUCK YEAH!
Spark: I'm not much for the whispering. I don't make a lot of noise, but I love it when he moans.
Sugar: I believe a quiet whisper during sex may be...beneficial.
Shine: Sugar I'm so sick of you. Sex is for FUN not just poppin' out pups. Holy fuck, lets rape her! Let's get some guys, and just fucking, rape the fucking shit out of her! Fuck! RIGHT IN THE EAR ZEBRA FUCK! WE'LL TEACH HER! WE'LL TEACH HER DAMN IT! FUCK HER TILL SHE VOMITS CUM!!!
Spark:...
Spice: ...
Sugar: ...I'm riding home with you guys tonight.
Spark/Spice: Agreed.


Ever lost your sanity?
Spark: I've taken other peoples, but never lost mine.
Spice: Eh, don't think so. Always keep my wits about me.
Shine: FUCKING RAPE HER RIGHT IN THE POOPER! I'M TALKING FUCKING HORSE COCKS AND LIKE, ELEPHANT COCKS FUCKING HER IN THE FUCKING EARS AND UP HER  NOSE AND CUM BATH AND FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Spark: Bitch done lost her damn mind!
Spice: Should I...
Spark: Could you?
Spice: CHA! *Chops Shine in the neck*
Shine * *Thump*
Sugar: ...Thank you.
Spice: Eh...'swhat I do.

Most coveted perversion?
Spark: I dunno...I'm a dom...I sorta do a lot of stuff. Nothing I can say.
Spice: Blood.
Sugar: ...I've not explored enough.
Spark: Yeah, y...wait did you say blood?
Spice:...I like to bite.
Spark: Yeah...I guess..some people are into that.
Spice: And cut.
Spark: You need to stop talking. Immediately, if at all possible.
Spice: And once the flow is good and strong, I like to-
Sugar/Spark: NEXT!

Under the boot or wearing the boot?
Spice: Wearin' em.
Spark: I hate shoes.
Sugar: I'm not into footwear myself personally, nor boots.

Hot Candle wax or warm?
Spark: You EVER try to get hot wax out of your fur?
Spice: I'm with Sparky.
Sugar:  I don't understand the concept.
Shine: ...is...Are...what happened?
Spark: Spice hit you really really hard.
Shine: Wha...Why?
Spark: Cause it was awesome.
Sugar: You were temporarily insane.
Shine: ...I don't remember...w, what question are we on?
Spice: Lets see...NEXT?

Relationship Status:
Spark: Single...sorta...kinda...I have like, a gazillion pets...there's Ashton...who's sorta my on again off again boy friend...thing...sorta...maybe...then there's Siera...she's pretty amazing...I guess...I dunno...Single? Yeah. Lets go with single.  
Spice: Single
Sugar: Single.
Shine: Right now, single. Until either Ricky, or Johnny asks me to be their girl. Then I'll be like "For sure!" Until I get tired of one of them, and then I'll take the other.
Spark: ...
Spice: ...
Sugar: ...Ugh. Are all relationships like hers?
Spice/Spark: NO!
Spark: She's just a fuck factory.
Shine: ...
Spark: Heh, what?
Shine: I'm gonna buy a strap on just to rape you in the eye socket.
Spark: ...O_O

Orientation:
Spice: Straight
Sugar: Straight
Shine: Eh, I've done a few pictures with girls.  I really like boys though. Spark's a fucking lesbian, regardless of what she might tell you. Go on Spark, say something about it. Insult me again. I dare you, Bitch. I double dare you. So help me ALMIGHTY GOD, if you piss me off I will butt fuck you with a dildo of razor blades!
Spark: ...Spiiiiice......heeeeelp...
Spice: Hahaha, I like her like this!
Sugar: You are awfully mean to her. Perhaps you're reaping what you sow.
Spark: ...
Sugar: SAY SOMTHIN BOUT ME! DO IT! FUCKING DO IT! I'LL FUCKING LEARN YOU.
Spark: ...

Body type:
Spice: Muscular to be sure. Big strong and able to beat me in combat.
Spark: I kinda like 'em chubby. Ain't really into the whole "Perfect media fit" that people try to strive for. Realistic, please.
Shine: ...Eh...Money.
Sugar: Money?
Shine: Boy's with money are hot!
Spark: noooooooo Kidding...
Spice: That explains a lot.



Religion:
Spark: ...
Spice:...
Sugar: I'll believe in the first God that walks up and punches me in the face.
Spice: WHOA! Heeeeey Sugar! Knock one out of the park there!
Shine: Woooowee! That was funny! I think I like the Easter Bunny...that's...that's kind of the same thing, right?
Spark: ...Sure.
Spice: Whatever floats your boat babe.  

Zodiac Sign?
Spark/Spice: We're twins. Gemini
Sugar: Capricorn. And Shine is a Libra.
Shine: I am NOT...I'm...wait...Yes? Whats a Zodiac?

Smoke / Drink:
Spice: Every now and then, I may partake in an occasional cigarette.
Spark:  I drink, therefore, I am.
Sugar: I am not a fan of either.
Shine: I like to have a few drinks. But sometimes I have too many and one time Ricky and Alan said I got really drunk and took off all my clothes!
Spark: ...You got -drunk- and did this? Really? Seriously? Cause I don't think you're the type to take off your clothes...
Shine: Oh, don't let me fool you! It happens sometimes!
Spice: Next...PLEASE.

Current Location:
Spark: ...Of..what?
Spice: Top secret information.
Sugar: Not enough information to accurately respond.
Shine: I'm...here...we're right here...inside?

Your Weakness:
Spice: Someone who can hold their own in combat....good strong guy.
Spark: ...mmm right now? Reindeer...hee hee
Shine: Huuuuuge weenie! Hehehehe
Sugar: I'm not particularly sure...bullets?
Spark: ...Yeah...bullets....yeah.
Spice: I can't stand bullets either. Go right through me.
Shine: Um...can we have more then one? I don't do so good with tests n' stuff....books too. Is school a weakness?
Spark: Just go with intelligence.
Shine: You're weakness is intelligence? That's sad...I thought you were smart.
Spark: I hate you so bad.
Shine: Maybe it's all the alcohol you drink...It's killing your brain cells.
Spark: ...

Your Best Physical Feature:
Spark: Muh butt! According to a lot of folks!
Spice: My physique.
Shine: My voice.
Spark: Wrong.
Shine: Omigawd! It totally is so!
Spark: God, no. Every time you speak I want to attack something. If anything I'd say you've got nice...teeth.
Shine: I do keep them sparkly! I guess I have a great smile! It's SHINES! Hurr hurr hurr!
Spark :...eh...shush. Just....just stop talking.
Sugar: Um...my...
Spark: Eyes.
Sugar: Huh?
Spice: She's right. You have really pretty eyes.
Sugar: ...really?
Spark/Spice: Yes.
Sugar:...hmmm...

Your Bedtime:
Spark: When I get home...soooo...around six or seven in the morning.
Shine: Ummm, do I get like, a story? When I pass out with the guy on top!
Spice: Generally, I take cat naps, and sleep in increments necessary to the mission. Other then that, I'd say around eleven or so.  
Sugar: Varies. Really.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Spark: ...HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Spice: No.
Sugar: No.
Shine: Yup! Hee hee. Sparky?
Spark: Seriously. This is a trick question, right?
Shine: Wait...what question again?
Spice: Spark will never be cremated since she'd set the entire state of New York a blaze.
Spark: Hahahahaha...it's funny cause it's true.

In the past week have you masturbated:
Spice/Spark/Shine: ...Duh!
Sugar: No.
Spark: If it were anyone else, I think she'd be lying.
Shine: She's like, a total prude n some junk.  
Spice: I don't think she even knows how.
Sugar: *Sigh* Next question, please.
Spark: Do you know how to masturbate Sugar?
Spice: Yeah, do you know how to maaaaaaasturbate?
Shine: If you don't, that's ok! I can show you how! It's easy! First yo-
Spark: NEXT QUESTION!!!

Number of Piercings:
Spark: Naw, not my thing, cept for my ears.
Spice: I've got a few here and there...don't wear 'em too often.
Sugar: No.
Shine: Yes. I have a few...hee..want to guess where...or better yet, try and find them?
Spark: You're trying to hit on to a survey, Shine.
Shine: I like Bacon!
Spice:...that is ...that's just great.
Spark: I think I'm getting dumber sitting next to her.
Sugar: I find that particularly impossible, but curious none the less.  

Number of Tattoos:
Shine: No
Spark: Nope.
Sugar: No.
Spice: ...two.
Spark: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Time the fuck out! Two? Twin sister doesn't know about these! Lets go, lets see em!
Spice: Next question.
Spark: Oh, fuck that noise! Where are they!
Spice: ...
Spark: What?! Lets see! You have GOT to show me.
Spice: next question.

Do you consider yourself perverted?
Spark: Show me the damn Tattoo!
Spice: No, I am not perverted.
Shine: I...dunno, what's perverted mean?
Sugar: No.
Spice: I will knock you out.
Spark: Show me the Tattoos! Seriously! Lemme see them!
Spice: No.
Spark: We share EVERYTHING! You're shutting me out!
Spice: I can't let you see them!
Spark: Omigawd, what is your problem!
Spice: ...
Spark: ...
Spice: ...
Spark:...
Shine: Omigawd, you guys are, like, doing that mind reading thing! That is so creepy!
Spice: ...
Spark: ...OH!...oh fuck...next question.
Shine: Wait, what just happened?!
Spark/Spice: Next question.

At what age did you lose your virginity?
Spark: ...
Sugar: I've not lost it.
Shine: 14. Hee hee hee.
Spice: 17.
Shine: Come on Sparky, answer the question, hee hee.
Spice: Bad taste, Shine.
Sugar: Enough.
Spark: ...
Shine: ...humph...oh...right...Sorry Sparky...I...I forgot....next question.

Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
Spark: Nope!
Spice: Naw
Shine: HAhahahaa. Ahhh...Yes. Yes  I have.
Sugar: ...no.

If you give head, do you swallow?
Spark: YUP!
Shine: Right down it goes! Make Swallow your Motto! Remember!! A spitter is a quitter!
Spice: I swallow, hee hee hee.
Sugar: I've never tried it.
Spark: And hence, you fail.
Spice: Serious fail.
Shine: Almost epic.

Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
Spark: Gotta say...every now and then...heehehee
Shine: Yes thank you!
Spice: Not my thing, thanks
Sugar: I highly doubt i-
Spark: Yeah, yeah, miss killjoy never tried, never wants to.

Do you like penetration of the anus?
Spark: I'll take it up there every now and then.
Spice: No thanks, not my thing, again. Fuck that.
Shine: I'll bend over if he's cute enough.
Spark: Or if he's got a hard on.
Shine :...humph!
Sugar: I'm not particularly interested in that activity.
Spark: Don't let Sugar fool you. She's an anal maniac
Spice: Load up her trunk. She's all about the butt.
Sugar: What crude entertainment do you gain from regurgitating such inaccuracies?
Spark: Makes me giggle.
Spice: Damn right.
Sugar: Ugh. Next question, please.

Have you ever tried fisting?
Spark: Yeah, not for me, no.
Spice: Let him try and he won't ever touch anything with that paw again.
Sugar: I highly doubt the actual arousal of such an act.
Shine: *Sigh* For volume, 1, 3, and 14 of Wolf Pack Penetration.
Spark: Waaaay to much info there.
Spice: I didn't think you talked about your porn tapes.
Shine: Yeah, but it's like, not like anyone's gonna see this junk n' stuff, right?
Spark:...
Spice:...
Sugar:...

How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires?
Spark: Ehhh, depends on the day. Generally...it's just an act...sex ...it...it depends.
Spice: When I'm horny, I'm horny. When I want it, I WANT it.
Shine: I'm usually pretty horny...like...ya know...like, all the time!
Sugar: Very low.
Spark: And it's a shame.
Sugar: What's that suppose to mean?
Spark: Let your hair down. You could be hot.
Sugar: Ugh...The perceptions of a smart girl into a 'hot' girl based on movies and media are such a discouraging mentality that most males have I find the sex sickening on levels that all but make me want to denounce my sexuality entirely.
Spark: ...Touche.

Nymphomaniac?
Spark: Can't say I am.
Spice: Not really.
Sugar: No.
Shine: GOD YES!
Spark/Spice: Natch.
Sugar: There ARE places to help with that you know.
Shine: Help with what?
Sugar: Nevermind.

Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
Spark: It deals with my profession a lot, so I guess I'd say no.
Shine: Wait...I don't understand?
Spice: Nope.
Sugar: Can't say it does.

Are you promiscuous?
Spark: ...Noooooooooo. Not...you know, not really, to be honest. I mean...ok, so...wait....yes.
Shine: No.
Sugar: Not in the slightest.
Spice.: Not rea- Wait...Shine did you say no?
Shine: I'm not a promiscuous.
Spark:...
Spice:...
Sugar: ...ugh.
Shine: What?
Spark: Do you even KNOW what promiscuous means you uneducated simpleton.
Shine: Take that back or I will teabag you.
Spark: You can't tea bag me.
Shine: Oh, I could certainly choke you to death with a ripped off pair of balls.
Spark: ...W, WAIT WHAT?!
Shine: Bitch you heard me.
Spark: I will gladly kick your ass if you ever tried so-
Spice: Whoa, whooooooa. Settle down kids. Next question, please.


Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
Spark: Yup.
Spice: Nope.
Shine: The guy that gave my privates the itchies!
Sugar: I have not.
Spark: Shine, that could have been anyone in California.
Shine: What? Who's in California.
Spark: Nevermind.

Do you ever have phone sex?
Spark: I don't think that's all that hot really.
Spice: Doesn't do it for me.
Sugar: No.
Shine: ...like...having sex with your cell?
Spark: ...Yes. Yes that's exactly what it is.

Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
Spark: HA!
Spice: Nope.
Shine: It's free whenever I want it! Why pay for it?!
Sugar: ...
Spark: ...wait...shouldn't that have been a no, Sugar?
Sugar: Of c, course it's a no. No.
Spice: ...No...what?
Sugar:...Next question, please?
Spark: Whoa, whoa whoa, Kink sense is tingling!
Spice: I sense it too sis, Sugar is hiding something!
Sugar: Next. Question.
Shine: It's ok for you to like ...wait...does that mean Sugar masturbates with her telephone? Cause my buzzer is pretty strong but-
Sugar: Next. Question. NOW.


Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
Spark: Naw
Spice: Nope.
Sugar: I have not.
Shine: What? Like, ...what?


Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
Sugar: No.
Spice: I...don't understand the question.
Spark: Neither do I.
Shine: Seriously? It's like if Spark suddenly had sex with a guy, that'd be an experience that defies her typical orientation. Thus it would be an awkward experience. The question in itself assumes you are heterosexual, or homosexual, without taking into consideration bi sexuality, or pan sexuality, thus, it is poorly worded and wholly ineffectual.
Spice:...
Sugar:...
Spark: That answer just made one of my ovaries burst into flames.

Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
Shine: No.
Spark: Naw.
Spice: Once or twice to infiltrate.
Sugar: No.

Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
Sugar: No, I have not.
Spice: I'm afraid not.
Spark: Ahhh, occasional run into them at the bar.
Shine: Um...yes?

Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
Spice: Yes! I like boots...I just...I like 'em.
Spark: Not really.
Shine: I think toes can be really cute! My toes are adorable!
Sugar: I don't think so.

Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
Spark: Ummm depends. But usually yes.
Spice: Really? Not me. I'm all about the commando.
Shine: I kind of like panties. They are soft and silky. I don't know why I'd want to wear anything else.
Spark: N, No you idiot. What do you like on OTHER people.
Shine: What do I like on another person? Chocolate!
Spark: ...HERK!
Spice: I think her brain just stabbed itself.
Sugar: How regrettable. Next.

Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
Shine: I like my long, beautiful head of golden locks
Spark: Gotta be short and spiky for me. I like the punk look.
Spice: Gotta go with Sparkle on this one. Short does it for me.
Sugar: Actually, I rarely notice hair.
Spice: Or anyone.
Sugar: *Sigh*


Have you ever peeped on someone?
Spice: Natch.
Spark: Naw
Shine: Wait...neither of you?!
Spark: Why would I need to peek?
Spice: I'm a spy and an infiltrator, peeking is part of my job, but I don't do it on purpose.

Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
Spice: Naw
Spark: Nope
Shine: Nu-uh
Sugar: I have not.

Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
Spark: I have not.
Spice: I don't -get- caught, and if I did, they ain't tellin' nobody nothing.
Shine: I don't peek!
Sugar: These questions are tiresome.


Have you ever "flashed" someone?
Shine: Ready girls?!
Spice/Shine/Sparkle: *FLASH*
Sugar: *Sigh* How am I related to you people, again?

Are you a sadist or masochist
Spark: Part of the job description. Spankings...heh...it's what I do.
Spice: There's something...special about pain during sex...mmmm
Shine: ...and you guys call ME a freak
Spark/Spice: You ARE a freak.
Sugar: Can I go now?
Spice: No.

Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
Spark/Spice: HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shine: ...wait...what's so funny?
Sugar: I imagine it comes across as silly to them to ask such a question, considering Sparkle works in a BDSM Bar and Spice has already demonstrated a purely feral form of sexual violence during copulation.
Shine: Ooooooh.....what?

Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
Spark: ooo yeah. Butt like this, can't be resisted by the boys...girls too.
Shine: I don't like being hit...it hurts.
Sugar: I have had no such occurances.
Spice: Let 'em try to slap me...

Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
Spice: I...every now and then...a little blood isn't bad.
Spark: Whoa there...creepy...not my thing.
Shine: I don't think so, Spice.
Sugar: Certainly not.

Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
Spark: I'll pass.
Shine: Me too.
Shine: Nope!
Sugar: No. I have not, nor have I  encountered anyone whom might enjoy such things.

Do you like bondage?
Spark: DO COWS GIVE MILK?!
Spice: Hate the stuff. That's my sister's thing.
Shine: OH yeah, ask Sparkle All about that stuff.
Sugar: Ah...erhm...y, yes. Inquiry Sparkle, on the unique properties of bondage.

Like to be tied up?
Spark: I don't find a thrill to it unless I can escape. And since mom taught me how to slip most knots, I gotta say no, not really.
Spice: Hate it. HATE IT!
Spark: That's the claustrophobia settling in, again, huh?
Shine: What's a closetclobia?
Spark: Never speak again.
Sugar: I ...I don't think so.
Spark: ....you stuttered.
Sugar: No I did-
Spice: I heard a stutter.
Shine: I totally heard a stutter! OMIGAWD! Sugar wants to be tied up!
Sparkle/Spice: KINK-Y!
Sugar: N, NEXT QUESTION!

Like to tie up partner?
Spark: Oh, You know it!
Spice: Naw. It's not my thing
Sugar: I'm...I'm really not interested in being tied up.
Shine: No I don't...wait what did you say?
Sugar: I said tying up others isn't
Spice: Lies! I heard you! You said you wanted to be tied up!
Sugar: I certainly did not!
Sparkle: Hehehehe Sugar's a bondage freak.
Spice: Leather, whips, and chains. Le Rowr.
Sugar: ...NEXT!!!

Have you ever participated in a threesome?
Spark: My line of work, every now and then it pops up. Not a regular thing. So yeah once or twice.
Spice: Gross. Not my thing at all.
Sugar: ...You already know my answer.
Shine: All the times I've had sex that DOESN'T involve three people or more is just boring!

If so, what gender were your partners?
Spark: One guy, two girls. Always. Well...there was this one time...
Spice: Not me.
Sugar: We've done this already.
Shine: ...Eddie, Tomas, Jake, Louie, Joey, Bill, William, Jordan...

What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
Shine: Rodney, Tomas, Peter, Oops, Tomas...
Spark: You said Tomas three times.
Shine: ...there were three Tomases.
Spice/Spark/Sugar: ...

What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
Spark: One.
Spice: One.
Sugar: Zero.
Shine: Arnold, Ted, Chris...

Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
Spark: ...Uh...No.
Spice: Not interested.
Sugar: I think that would put a considerable strain on any stable relationship.
Shine: I...I don't get it. Doesn't everybody share?
Spice: No honey, just you.
Shine: YAY! I'm generous!
Spark: You give STDS to everyone you come in contact with!
Shine: Nu uh! Those are expensive!
Spark: We...I've already...You know what? Next question. Just go. Just. Go.

Have you ever had sex with a relative?
Spark: ...Ahem.
Spice: ...Yo...
Shine: Huh? I don't get it.
Sugar: I believe our answer collectively, is no.

As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
Spark:...
Spice:...
Shine: ...
Sugar: ...We'll pass.

As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
Spice: Naw
Spark: Ahhh, You know those horror movies where only the virgin survives? I'd get really, really sick...but I've still be kicking...
Sugar: I think not.
Shine: Yup!
Spice: Rockin' the cra
Shine: Yup.
Spark: Proud of yourself, aren't you?
Shine: Ayup!
Spice: Statutory rape just
Shine: Don't care. Eddie was cute, and he deserved what I gave him! He makes such adorable little puppy faces when I squeeze hi-
Spark: MOOOOOVING right along!!

Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
Spice: HA! No way!
Shine: NEVER! Yuck!
Sugar: I've not...
Spark: Cool next question.
Spice: Whadda minute. You didn't answer.
Spark: Huh? Oh, right. Yeah! Ha.
Shine: ...OMIGAWD!
Sugar:...
Spark: LOOK! It was ONE time ok. Old Rhino hadn't been off in weeks and I...I kinda felt sorry for him, that's all...
Shine: Grandpa fucker.
Spark: I hate you so bad. You don't even know. You don't even.
Spice: ...Grandpaw fucker.
Spark: Shut. Up.
Sugar: ...heh.
Spark: SO HELP ME!!!
Spice: Next question!!

Have you ever had sex with an animal?
Spark: You mean like...was he an Animal in...I don't get it.
Spice: Not even.
Sugar: No.
Shine: I'm confused.
Spark: Anyway, I think we're done here tonight. Thanks for dropping bye folks!
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