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", "writing": "It was an unusually chilly evening. One that made Sparkle wrap her arms around herself and rub her shoulder's briskly upon the rooftop of her apartment. She'd been stargazing again, staring off into the sky, wishing for a better life, a better existence- a better everything. She'd wished so hard she'd gotten a headache, but she knew things like that couldn't come true. They rarely ever did for her. Oh, sure she'd gotten some lucky breaks in the past but...\nShe paused, her thoughts snapped from her head when she saw it: A shooting star. It was zooming along wildly through the sky- much faster then a normal shooting star- something that was unnatural and certainly not normal. Sparkle watched with wide eyes as the small distant spec of light got closer...and closer...and closer still, until she was suddenly sitting in a very, very bright light.\n\"OH no!\" Said Sparkle in terror, as she slowly began to float upwards! It was a UFO!!!\n\n\"Welcome to the Greatfox.\" Said a fox standing in front of the shivering wolf. Spark gasped quietly at the fox's handsome features and his elegance. He was really sexy.\n\"Wow. This is a nice ship. \"Said Sparkle, trying to pretend like she wasn't bothered by the fact that she'd just been picked up by an alien fox.\n\"It's ok. I'm Fox. \"Said the fox. Sparkle blinked her eyes looking at the fox in awe.\n\"I'm Spark. \"She said slowly, their paws slowly meeting slowly, fingers wrapping around one and other and they shared a sudden, passionate kiss.\n\"I don't want to go back.\" Said Spark in a soft whisper.\n\"And I don't want you to go.\" Said Fox. They kissed again, and knew at that moment, they found true love.\n\"I don't love Crystal. I love you, Spark.\" Whispered the Star For quietly. Sparkle's breasts were heaving, pulsing with her hot heated breatheseses. She was in love. She was in passionate, loving love.\n\"Fox...will...\"She began, but the ship suddenly rumbled.\n\"We're going down!\" Said Slippy. They hit an ice berg asteroid!\n\"Oh no! Not now! Not after I finally found my true love! Pull us up!\" Said Fox.\n\"I'm trying!\" Said Slippy.\n\"Do a barrel roll!\" Said Peppy Hare. Everyone stared at Peppy. Fox shot him in the face. The ship went spiraling down down down until they crash landed in front of Hogwarts.\n\"Where are we?\" Said Fox as he pulled himself from the rubble.\n\"I don't know, I think we are in England.\" Said Spark. They got out of the ship and looked around. They were in England with some ugly hooymans looking at them.\n\"What's this?\" Said Harry.\n\"I don't know. \"Said Ron, and he pointed his wand at the Fox and Wolf nervously.\n\"OH no, my blaster doesn't deal with magic. \"Said Fox.\n\"I can handle this!\" Said Spark. Fox beamed, falling even more in love with Spark.\n\"You're the best witch ever.\" Said Fox, wrapping his arms around Sparkle's neck and kissing her.\nAnd then the author vomited. Seriously. She puked her guts right the fuck out all over the fucking keyboard, because this story is so hard core. What in the living fuck is this bullshit? I will fucking kill myself if I have to write another page of this horse shit. I'm not even kidding. You think I'm kidding. I will fucking throw myself into the East fucking river. I said I'd write the story. I said that. Up until this point, I was trying to be nice, but FUCK THIS NOISE.\nFox's tummy gurgled and he looked to Spark.\n\"I'm hungry. \"Said the Star Fox. Sparkle nodded her head, rubbing Fox's tummy.\n\"Poor baby. I'll take you home and fix you something nice. \" Said Sparkle. Just then, Slippy came out of the space ship.\n\"You guys! There's a problem! The transdimentional warp drive has malfunctioned and now we've got portals opening everywhere!\" Said Slippy.\n\"What's going on?\" Said Renamon as she walked up to Sparkle and Starfox.\n\"Renamon! You're my favorite digimon!\" Said Sparkle.\n\"Awww, thank you.\" Said Renamon and she picked Sparkle up and gave her a hug. Suddenly, Renamon was 200 feet tall!\n\"Oh no!\" Said Renamon, and tripped and fell over, her huge butt crashing into Hogwarts, sending children scattering everywhere, running for their lives, but none of them survived.\n\"How did I get so big?\" Said a confused Renamon.\n\"It's my magic! I didn't mean to make you so big! I'm sorry.\" Said Sparkle.\n\"It's ok Sparkle. I love you anyway.\" Said Renamon. They hugged again, but suddenly, just then, Renamon put Sparkle into her mouth and swallowed!\n\"I love you so much Sparkle, you're delicious! \"Said renamon, and swallowed Sparkle and started to masturbate right there on the Spot. Since Sparkle was magical, she suffered no damage, of course, and slid out Renamon's other end squeaky clean.\n\"Oh Fox, what will we do about Renamon? \"Said Sparkle.\n\"Lets tickle her feet and see if she'll go back to normal size.\" Said Fox.\n\"That is fucking stupid.\" Said Sparkle, crushing Fox's soul like that of a small child. Fox cried a little.\n\"I think she'll go down on her one if she just eats and eats and- suddenly Renamon exploded in a gorey violent explosion of blood, but Spark and Fox got back into the great fox before they could get mussed in any way, because they are the main characters.\n\"What do we do now?\" Siad Spark, but Slippy had an idea. He hooked up a Pikachu, that had wandered into the ship to the battered for the transdimen\nfuck this. Fuck this right the fucking fuck up. I don't even care anymore. I don't. This wasn't even funny to begin with, And this is almost two pages of this finger diarrhea and I'm fucking sick of it. No, fuck this. This is some mad fucking duck bullshit. PK fire this shit into the sun.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "It was an unusually chilly evening. One that made Sparkle wrap her arms around herself and rub her shoulder's briskly upon the rooftop of her apartment. She'd been stargazing again, staring off into the sky, wishing for a better life, a better existence- a better everything. She'd wished so hard she'd gotten a headache, but she knew things like that couldn't come true. They rarely ever did for her. Oh, sure she'd gotten some lucky breaks in the past but...
She paused, her thoughts snapped from her head when she saw it: A shooting star. It was zooming along wildly through the sky- much faster then a normal shooting star- something that was unnatural and certainly not normal. Sparkle watched with wide eyes as the small distant spec of light got closer...and closer...and closer still, until she was suddenly sitting in a very, very bright light.
"OH no!" Said Sparkle in terror, as she slowly began to float upwards! It was a UFO!!!

"Welcome to the Greatfox." Said a fox standing in front of the shivering wolf. Spark gasped quietly at the fox's handsome features and his elegance. He was really sexy.
"Wow. This is a nice ship. "Said Sparkle, trying to pretend like she wasn't bothered by the fact that she'd just been picked up by an alien fox.
"It's ok. I'm Fox. "Said the fox. Sparkle blinked her eyes looking at the fox in awe.
"I'm Spark. "She said slowly, their paws slowly meeting slowly, fingers wrapping around one and other and they shared a sudden, passionate kiss.
"I don't want to go back." Said Spark in a soft whisper.
"And I don't want you to go." Said Fox. They kissed again, and knew at that moment, they found true love.
"I don't love Crystal. I love you, Spark." Whispered the Star For quietly. Sparkle's breasts were heaving, pulsing with her hot heated breatheseses. She was in love. She was in passionate, loving love.
"Fox...will..."She began, but the ship suddenly rumbled.
"We're going down!" Said Slippy. They hit an ice berg asteroid!
"Oh no! Not now! Not after I finally found my true love! Pull us up!" Said Fox.
"I'm trying!" Said Slippy.
"Do a barrel roll!" Said Peppy Hare. Everyone stared at Peppy. Fox shot him in the face. The ship went spiraling down down down until they crash landed in front of Hogwarts.
"Where are we?" Said Fox as he pulled himself from the rubble.
"I don't know, I think we are in England." Said Spark. They got out of the ship and looked around. They were in England with some ugly hooymans looking at them.
"What's this?" Said Harry.
"I don't know. "Said Ron, and he pointed his wand at the Fox and Wolf nervously.
"OH no, my blaster doesn't deal with magic. "Said Fox.
"I can handle this!" Said Spark. Fox beamed, falling even more in love with Spark.
"You're the best witch ever." Said Fox, wrapping his arms around Sparkle's neck and kissing her.
And then the author vomited. Seriously. She puked her guts right the fuck out all over the fucking keyboard, because this story is so hard core.  What in the living fuck is this bullshit? I will fucking kill myself if I have to write another page of this horse shit. I'm not even kidding. You think I'm kidding. I will fucking throw myself into the East fucking river. I said I'd write the story. I said that. Up until this point, I was trying to be nice, but FUCK THIS NOISE.
Fox's tummy gurgled and he looked to Spark.
"I'm hungry. "Said the Star Fox. Sparkle nodded her head, rubbing Fox's tummy.
"Poor baby. I'll take you home and fix you something nice. " Said Sparkle. Just then, Slippy came out of the space ship.
"You guys! There's a problem! The  transdimentional warp drive has malfunctioned and now we've got portals opening everywhere!" Said Slippy.
"What's going on?" Said Renamon as she walked up to Sparkle and Starfox.
"Renamon! You're my favorite digimon!" Said Sparkle.
"Awww, thank you." Said Renamon and she picked Sparkle up and gave her a hug. Suddenly, Renamon was 200 feet tall!
"Oh no!" Said Renamon, and tripped and fell over, her huge butt crashing into Hogwarts, sending children scattering everywhere, running for their lives, but none of them survived.
"How did I get so big?" Said a confused Renamon.
"It's my magic! I didn't mean to make you so big! I'm sorry." Said Sparkle.
"It's ok Sparkle. I love you anyway." Said Renamon. They hugged again, but suddenly, just then, Renamon put Sparkle into her mouth and swallowed!
"I love you so much Sparkle, you're delicious! "Said renamon, and swallowed Sparkle and started to masturbate right there on the Spot. Since Sparkle was magical, she suffered no damage, of course, and slid out Renamon's other end squeaky clean.
"Oh Fox, what will we do about Renamon? "Said Sparkle.
"Lets tickle her feet and see if she'll go back to normal size." Said Fox.
"That is fucking stupid." Said Sparkle, crushing Fox's soul like that of a small child. Fox cried a little.
"I think she'll go down on her one if she just eats and eats and- suddenly Renamon exploded in a gorey violent explosion of blood, but Spark and Fox got back into the great fox before they could get mussed in any way, because they are the main characters.
"What do we do now?" Siad Spark, but Slippy had an idea. He hooked up a Pikachu, that had wandered into the ship to the battered for the transdimen
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