What Are Y'all, Cosmonauts?
-By Cartist

	"Yoooooo?that festival was sooo fun!" stated Evelyn. "I know right? Aren't you glad you tagged along?" replied Mercedes. They were walking back to the parking garage their car was in, after a quite big music festival in Santa Saires, Kokoloria. The two wolves had traveled across the country to come see it. "I really shouldn't have drank all that beer though. I really gotta piss."  Mercedes remarked. "I think I might just duck off in between some cars and water the concrete, heh heh." "I just might join you, cos all that water I had is starting to get to me.." said Evelyn.

	The girls continued their walk to the garage, but their bladders were constantly reminding them that they had to be released. "Eve, I don't think I can make it back to the hotel. My abdomen hurts a lot." "Yeah, mine too." Evelyn replied. They then started looking around for a place to pee. "Hey, look! We can pee over there!" Mercedes quietly exclaimed. Evelyn looked around confused. "Where?" "Over there, silly!" Mercedes pointed her finger at an old brown van and a Donut Moving trailer. "Oh, I see it now." "C'mon, I gotta piss" barked Mercedes.

	They squatted in between the van and the trailer, towards the rear right tire of the former. Then they both started unloading a day's worth of urine onto the ground. Drops of wolf urine were splashing in every direction. The two were moaning at the relief they had brought upon themselves. They had both been peeing for at least thirty seconds by now, and the wolves tanks were nowhere near empty. Puddles of urine were pooling around and under both the van and trailer.

	There were so lost in their bliss that they didn't hear someone walk up to the van, until they heard a "What The Fuck?!?" The two wolves snapped their attention to a man with keys to both the van and the trailer. Mercedes screamed out "Pervert!", while Evelyn tried to cover herself up. "Why the hell are you two pissing on my Sprinter?" he yelled. "We had to piss, you dirty sicko." Mercedes yelled back. "How the fuck am I the sicko here? You two decided that the best way to relieve yourselves, was to do it on my shit? And in public, I might add." Evelyn chimed in "With all due respect sir, we just really had to pee. We had lots of liquids enter our body today at the festival, and we had to let it out."	

"But did you guys really have to unload on my van's tire? Are y'all Cosmonauts or something?" By this point, both of the girls were finished, and were starting to pull their undergarments up. "Look man, we're not pissing on your ugly van any more. You have a good fucking night, asshole." With that, Mercedes angrily walked off, without Evelyn. "Sorry for peeing on your stuff sir. We just really had to go." The man sighed "Ehh, apology accepted. But can you guys not piss on other people's things next time?" "Will do, dude. Also, you seem kinda friendly, at least when you're not yelling at us. What's your name?" "Grant Ederson, and you?" he asked. "Evelyn Granger, nice to befriend ya." The two exchanged numbers, and then parted ways for the night.

	


	The End