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Try-outs for criminals had fatal consequences in the process, which for volunteers the only thing they had to lose by underperforming is their time. Once making the team, volunteers sign their lives away to the franchise having the same status as the criminals that made the team. The incentive for the volunteers is cash paid per game won, with their collective winnings plus a hefty bonus given to their designated recipient should their career be cut short. For criminals, winning the championship is their sole goal as being part of the winning team will grant them their freedom and criminal record wiped.\n\n\tThe football league played a similar but much shorter season than the traditional one. Players give it their all with no substitutions unless one is injured. Each quarter the coaches are given the opportunity to substitute a player from their offence and defense team known as the LVP, least valuable player. Coaches can opt to select any of their players, but this is rare, especially for teams that are behind on the scoreboard. Being selected as the LVP for the quarter means the end to their career.\n\n\tIn this match, two teams (White Lightning vs. Blue Bombers) played a scoreless first quarter, seeming evenly matched until the end where White Lightning were in position for a field goal with a few seconds left on the clock. The kicker, a cheetah took to the field with a grin under his helmet as he pointed at the goal post before getting in position, bringing on a roaring cheer from the crowd. His team held back the Blue Bombers at the line as the cheetah delivered his kick, immediately collapsing to his knees as the ball flew to the sidelines, nowhere near the goal. The quarter ended with the Blue Bombers laughing as the cheetah was helped up and walked off the field, shaking his head in disbelief. A 3-minute timer begin for coaches to select their LVP’s if they choose to and the cheetah pled for mercy as his coach, an older capibara, yelled at him inches from his face. After a tirade of insults, the coach decided to spare him as the game was still scoreless, threatening him not to fuck up again.\n\n\tThe next quarter went well for White Lightning, scoring a goal in their first possession less than 5 minutes in. The cheetah made his way to the field again and his team blocked their opponents long enough for him to make his kick. Once again, the cheetah missed, this time sending the ball up in the air but in a hard right, missing the goal post by several feet. The coach was fuming, throwing his clipboard on the ground and ripping off his headset as he began verbally assaulting the cheetah as he made his way back to the bench. 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The Blue Bombers nearly scored before the quarter ended and the capibara coach began blasting all the players for the close call. As a referee approached him to inquire about his LVP the coach spat at him, “of course I got one, number fucking 11”. The coach turned to a ferret wide receiver, pointing at him as he narrowed his eyes, “32! You better pay attention to this cuz you should be joining our shit for brains kicker!”.\n\n\tThe cheetah was escorted to their goal post by his replacement kicker, a grey wolf, and a burly tiger linebacker. A referee presented the pair with a bright red coil of rope and a pair of matching handcuffs. The wolf cuffed the cheetah’s wrists behind his back while the tiger threw the rope over the goal post, unwinding as it flew over it. Struggling to make a noose, the wolf chuckled and took the rope off the tiger’s hands and fashioned a noose, “see? Nice and easy”. The pair ignored the cheetah as he apologized, placing the noose around his neck tight and walking over to the loose end of the rope sitting on the ground. The cheetah looked up at the crowd booing him and chanting “LVP! LVP! LVP!”. Before he could spend much time reflecting on what’s about to happen, he felt the pressure of the rope tugging him upright as the wolf and tiger began to pull on the rope. The wolf grunted, struggling to plant his feet as the tiger smirked, effortlessly pulling the rope lifting the cheetah off his feet. The boos and chanting changed to cheering as the cheetah began to kick about, twisting his face as he gasped for air. Lifting him a few feet off the air, the tiger took the rest of the rope and began looping it around the post while the wolf struggled to keep the cheetah in place. “All good pupper, you can relax now!” said the tiger with a big grin and thumbs up causing the wolf to release the rope and take a deep breath. The pair watched as the cheetah kicked and spun around, nodding before making their way back to the sideline. On the other goal post, a boxer and a border collie were in a similar state as the cheetah, putting up quite the fight before going limp.\n\n\tThe next quarter began, and the players took to the field with the bodies at the goal post hanging still. Players on both teams kept the momentum of playing hard, with both teams scoring and the Blue Bombers continuing to be ahead. During this quarter, a rhino from White Lightning was chasing the quarterback for a sack and collided with a badger teammate, botching the sack and breaking the badger’s ankle. As the injured badger was taken off the field insulting the rhino on his way out, the rhino finished the quarter knowing he was likely going to join the cheetah though he managed to maintain his composure and appeared unaffected by the injury he caused to his teammate. Once it was over, his suspicion was confirmed as the coach said nothing to him until the referee came up and said “62 is done, mark him off”. The coach scanned his team and met eyes with a brown labrador, an iguana, and an elephant, “22, 73 and 91, get to work!”. The trios escorted the rhino and placed him next to the cheetah as they prepared the noose. “Sorry big guy, I’m gonna miss you” said the elephant with a frown on his face. “Don’t be a bitch man” spat the iguana as he locked eyes with the elephant. “Keep your head in the game and start forgetting about your tubby boyfriend or whatever the fuck he is unless you plan on joining him” said the iguana angrily. The elephant snorted “fuck off” shaking his head. The rhino remained silent as he was cuffed and noosed, looking at the ground, ignoring the crowd’s chanting. The coach overestimated on sending 3 to hang the rhino as the trio quickly and smoothly lifted the large rhino off the ground and up to the cheetah’s level, tying the rope off in less than a minute. With his eyes closed shut, the rhino trembled for nearly a minute before he began rolling his head and tugging at his handcuffs.\n\n\tAs the last quarter began shortly after, the rhino was in full panic mode, kicking about and jerking in every direction trying to break free. He finally ceased movement into the second play of the game, largely ignored by most as his team was getting close to scoring. A well-built grizzly bear missed a pass in the end zone, forcing White Lightning to kick a field goal which the wolf made with no trouble. The Blue Bombers remained ahead for the majority of the quarter until the same grizzly bear fumbled a pass that led the Blue Bombers to scoring. With only a couple minutes left in the game, victory was secured with White Lightning scoring a field goal to lessen the humiliation of their loss. “Obviously you’re a burden to the team 24. Get yourself to that goal post before I beat you down to a pulp!” yelled the coach as the grizzly bear began removing his helmet. Placing it on the bench, he looked at the disappointed and angry faces of his teammates before he began jogging to the goal post followed by the burly tiger and a lion the coach gestured at to follow him. Looking at the opposing team’s sideline as he was being cuffed and noosed, he saw everyone celebrating, looking over at their goal post with the same pair of dogs hanging still, and back to their coach hugging his players and celebrating with them along with the roaring crowd. As he was lifted off his feet, he immediately began struggling, trying to remain still but panic got the best of him and he began struggling and kicking about.\n\n\tBoth teams met in the middle of the field with the coaches exchanging handshakes. Players of the Blue Bombers eagerly grinned and called out some of the players of White Lightning. “Coach, get 9, get 9!” said one as another yelled “42 looks like a bitch! Get 42!”. The panther coach signaled them to settle down as he grinned at the capibara. “Well asshole?” said the capibara with a frown. “Why so angry? Not like you’re part of the pool. Wouldn’t want an old fuck like you anyways. My boys deserve better” said the panther as he began pacing back and forth as the White Lightning players stood in line with their heads hung low. “We’ll take 9, 3, and hmm…. 81” said the panther with the capibara’s frown disappearing from his face. “Take 81 and 3 others but leave me 9 and 3” said the capibara with a concerned look on his face. “I could do without 9 but I dunno” he said playfully rubbing his chin. “81 and 4 others” said the capibara. “Now you’re talking!” said the panther as players on his team grabbed the stocky panda with 81 on his jersey, looking terrified as they were touching him all over. The panther carefully inspected the rest of the players, slowly pointing at a golden retriever, a gator, and a gazelle, “you three will do”. The golden retriever and the gazelle gasped in shock while the gator hung his head and began walking towards the rowdy players. Visibly shaking, the gazelle was picked up by a gorilla and carried off while the golden retriever cried for mercy as he was dragged into the Blue Bomber’s locker room. Stripping nude, the four players were now property of the Blue Bombers, hoping the coach and players decide to let them live out as their slaves instead of executing them once their celebratory “fun” is over as teams often did.\n\n\tAs for the LVPs, they would remain on the field for fans to get an up-close look, most taking the opportunity to take selfies with the bodies for their social media. Friends and family of the deceased had the special perk of being able to take a souvenir from the deceased, which fetched high prices from collectors. The cheetah’s designated family were first to take to the field, taking his cleats, socks, and pants after spending a few moments of silence in front of him to pay their respects. The rhino’s brother stood in front of him for several minutes, looking at the frozen expression on his face. “You just couldn’t help yourself, could you? Playing in the park just didn’t cut it huh? Well you got what you wanted, congratulations…I’ll see you around” he said softly, shaking his head as he took the cleats off and walked away as a group of females approached the cheetah. “Sooooo… does this mean you’re single?” asked a hyena to a cat as she cackled. “Technically I was single while I dated him. Check this out!” the cat said as she pulled the cheetah’s jockstrap down to his ankles. All the girls erupted in laughter as they looked at his penis. “You got to be kidding me!” said a leopard as she laughed harder. The cat struggled to get the words out, almost in tears of laughter as she pointed at it. “That’s pretty much it! It only grows like another inch and I had to suck that little nub!” she said as she continued to laugh. “You gonna keep his little undies?” asked the hyena with a shake of her hips. “Nah, I’m gonna sell that shit. Buy me something to wear to find me a real man!” the cat said as she mimicked the hyena’s hip movement and took his jockstrap off. “The bear hunk looks yummy…what a shame” said the hyena with disappointment in her voice. “Yeah, but look at the bulge on the rhino. I wanna see it!” said the cat as the girls stayed waiting for others to visit the rhino and remove the rest of his lower gear. Once everyone cleared the field, staff began removing the half-naked bodies from the posts, removed the rest of their gear and stacked them on a flatbed cart to wheel them off to be processed. Back in the locker room, the capibara cut additional players from the team, having them strip naked and sit on a garotte chair with him twisting the handle until the player’s neck popped and the body was removed by the others until a stack of bodies remained and everyone left the room. A black jackal and a muscular moose in staff branded jumpsuits went into the locker room. The moose let out a deep sigh as he rolled his eyes at the pile of bodies. “I swear…” he said under his voice as he began to remove one of the bodies. “Hey, this is good for business! At least the blues only left a gator for us. They are so delicious too! I’ll make ya some if you want” said the jackal as his tail wagged in excitement. “How about we make sure they want his body back before you butcher em.” said the moose as he lifted two felines onto his shoulders. “Relax, we got plenty of extra ashes to give out if they want him back. We’ll just chalk it up to him being too disfigured for a viewing. Bam! Problem avoided!” he said with a laugh as he began to cradle a deceased lemur in his arms. “Whatever man” the moose replied rolling his eyes again as he made his way to the cart outside, throwing the bodies onto the pile on their cart with the jackal close behind him, smiling wide with his tail wagging as he fondled the body he was carrying. “We’re gonna have so much fun tonight huh?” he said looking up at the annoyed looking moose. A few seconds of silence passed and the moose smirked, “you fucking know it bitch”.\n",
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\tThe football league played a similar but much shorter season than the traditional one. Players give it their all with no substitutions unless one is injured. Each quarter the coaches are given the opportunity to substitute a player from their offence and defense team known as the LVP, least valuable player. Coaches can opt to select any of their players, but this is rare, especially for teams that are behind on the scoreboard. Being selected as the LVP for the quarter means the end to their career.
\tIn this match, two teams (White Lightning vs. Blue Bombers) played a scoreless first quarter, seeming evenly matched until the end where White Lightning were in position for a field goal with a few seconds left on the clock. The kicker, a cheetah took to the field with a grin under his helmet as he pointed at the goal post before getting in position, bringing on a roaring cheer from the crowd. His team held back the Blue Bombers at the line as the cheetah delivered his kick, immediately collapsing to his knees as the ball flew to the sidelines, nowhere near the goal. The quarter ended with the Blue Bombers laughing as the cheetah was helped up and walked off the field, shaking his head in disbelief. A 3-minute timer begin for coaches to select their LVP’s if they choose to and the cheetah pled for mercy as his coach, an older capibara, yelled at him inches from his face. After a tirade of insults, the coach decided to spare him as the game was still scoreless, threatening him not to fuck up again.
\tThe next quarter went well for White Lightning, scoring a goal in their first possession less than 5 minutes in. The cheetah made his way to the field again and his team blocked their opponents long enough for him to make his kick. Once again, the cheetah missed, this time sending the ball up in the air but in a hard right, missing the goal post by several feet. The coach was fuming, throwing his clipboard on the ground and ripping off his headset as he began verbally assaulting the cheetah as he made his way back to the bench. The Blue Bombers scored a touchdown a few minutes later and scored the extra point by their leopard kicker, sending the capibara into another tirade of insults at the cheetah, slapping him on the top of his helmet with his clipboard. With a minute left, White Lightning scored again and the coach buried his face into his hands instead of cheering knowing that he can’t substitute the cheetah, trying not to explode on him again as he readied to return to the field. With the majority of the crowd booing, the cheetah lined up for his kick and delivered it with no one breaking through the defense line. “YOU’RE DEAD CAT! YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD!” was shouted by the coach as the ball flew high in the air and once again, nowhere near the goal post. Sobbing on his way back to the bench, the cheetah was shoved by the coach and other players as he sat on the bench with his head down. The Blue Bombers nearly scored before the quarter ended and the capibara coach began blasting all the players for the close call. As a referee approached him to inquire about his LVP the coach spat at him, “of course I got one, number fucking 11”. The coach turned to a ferret wide receiver, pointing at him as he narrowed his eyes, “32! You better pay attention to this cuz you should be joining our shit for brains kicker!”.
\tThe cheetah was escorted to their goal post by his replacement kicker, a grey wolf, and a burly tiger linebacker. A referee presented the pair with a bright red coil of rope and a pair of matching handcuffs. The wolf cuffed the cheetah’s wrists behind his back while the tiger threw the rope over the goal post, unwinding as it flew over it. Struggling to make a noose, the wolf chuckled and took the rope off the tiger’s hands and fashioned a noose, “see? Nice and easy”. The pair ignored the cheetah as he apologized, placing the noose around his neck tight and walking over to the loose end of the rope sitting on the ground. The cheetah looked up at the crowd booing him and chanting “LVP! LVP! LVP!”. Before he could spend much time reflecting on what’s about to happen, he felt the pressure of the rope tugging him upright as the wolf and tiger began to pull on the rope. The wolf grunted, struggling to plant his feet as the tiger smirked, effortlessly pulling the rope lifting the cheetah off his feet. The boos and chanting changed to cheering as the cheetah began to kick about, twisting his face as he gasped for air. Lifting him a few feet off the air, the tiger took the rest of the rope and began looping it around the post while the wolf struggled to keep the cheetah in place. “All good pupper, you can relax now!” said the tiger with a big grin and thumbs up causing the wolf to release the rope and take a deep breath. The pair watched as the cheetah kicked and spun around, nodding before making their way back to the sideline. On the other goal post, a boxer and a border collie were in a similar state as the cheetah, putting up quite the fight before going limp.
\tThe next quarter began, and the players took to the field with the bodies at the goal post hanging still. Players on both teams kept the momentum of playing hard, with both teams scoring and the Blue Bombers continuing to be ahead. During this quarter, a rhino from White Lightning was chasing the quarterback for a sack and collided with a badger teammate, botching the sack and breaking the badger’s ankle. As the injured badger was taken off the field insulting the rhino on his way out, the rhino finished the quarter knowing he was likely going to join the cheetah though he managed to maintain his composure and appeared unaffected by the injury he caused to his teammate. Once it was over, his suspicion was confirmed as the coach said nothing to him until the referee came up and said “62 is done, mark him off”. The coach scanned his team and met eyes with a brown labrador, an iguana, and an elephant, “22, 73 and 91, get to work!”. The trios escorted the rhino and placed him next to the cheetah as they prepared the noose. “Sorry big guy, I’m gonna miss you” said the elephant with a frown on his face. “Don’t be a bitch man” spat the iguana as he locked eyes with the elephant. “Keep your head in the game and start forgetting about your tubby boyfriend or whatever the fuck he is unless you plan on joining him” said the iguana angrily. The elephant snorted “fuck off” shaking his head. The rhino remained silent as he was cuffed and noosed, looking at the ground, ignoring the crowd’s chanting. The coach overestimated on sending 3 to hang the rhino as the trio quickly and smoothly lifted the large rhino off the ground and up to the cheetah’s level, tying the rope off in less than a minute. With his eyes closed shut, the rhino trembled for nearly a minute before he began rolling his head and tugging at his handcuffs.
\tAs the last quarter began shortly after, the rhino was in full panic mode, kicking about and jerking in every direction trying to break free. He finally ceased movement into the second play of the game, largely ignored by most as his team was getting close to scoring. A well-built grizzly bear missed a pass in the end zone, forcing White Lightning to kick a field goal which the wolf made with no trouble. The Blue Bombers remained ahead for the majority of the quarter until the same grizzly bear fumbled a pass that led the Blue Bombers to scoring. With only a couple minutes left in the game, victory was secured with White Lightning scoring a field goal to lessen the humiliation of their loss. “Obviously you’re a burden to the team 24. Get yourself to that goal post before I beat you down to a pulp!” yelled the coach as the grizzly bear began removing his helmet. Placing it on the bench, he looked at the disappointed and angry faces of his teammates before he began jogging to the goal post followed by the burly tiger and a lion the coach gestured at to follow him. Looking at the opposing team’s sideline as he was being cuffed and noosed, he saw everyone celebrating, looking over at their goal post with the same pair of dogs hanging still, and back to their coach hugging his players and celebrating with them along with the roaring crowd. As he was lifted off his feet, he immediately began struggling, trying to remain still but panic got the best of him and he began struggling and kicking about.
\tBoth teams met in the middle of the field with the coaches exchanging handshakes. Players of the Blue Bombers eagerly grinned and called out some of the players of White Lightning. “Coach, get 9, get 9!” said one as another yelled “42 looks like a bitch! Get 42!”. The panther coach signaled them to settle down as he grinned at the capibara. “Well asshole?” said the capibara with a frown. “Why so angry? Not like you’re part of the pool. Wouldn’t want an old fuck like you anyways. My boys deserve better” said the panther as he began pacing back and forth as the White Lightning players stood in line with their heads hung low. “We’ll take 9, 3, and hmm…. 81” said the panther with the capibara’s frown disappearing from his face. “Take 81 and 3 others but leave me 9 and 3” said the capibara with a concerned look on his face. “I could do without 9 but I dunno” he said playfully rubbing his chin. “81 and 4 others” said the capibara. “Now you’re talking!” said the panther as players on his team grabbed the stocky panda with 81 on his jersey, looking terrified as they were touching him all over. The panther carefully inspected the rest of the players, slowly pointing at a golden retriever, a gator, and a gazelle, “you three will do”. The golden retriever and the gazelle gasped in shock while the gator hung his head and began walking towards the rowdy players. Visibly shaking, the gazelle was picked up by a gorilla and carried off while the golden retriever cried for mercy as he was dragged into the Blue Bomber’s locker room. Stripping nude, the four players were now property of the Blue Bombers, hoping the coach and players decide to let them live out as their slaves instead of executing them once their celebratory “fun” is over as teams often did.
\tAs for the LVPs, they would remain on the field for fans to get an up-close look, most taking the opportunity to take selfies with the bodies for their social media. Friends and family of the deceased had the special perk of being able to take a souvenir from the deceased, which fetched high prices from collectors. The cheetah’s designated family were first to take to the field, taking his cleats, socks, and pants after spending a few moments of silence in front of him to pay their respects. The rhino’s brother stood in front of him for several minutes, looking at the frozen expression on his face. “You just couldn’t help yourself, could you? Playing in the park just didn’t cut it huh? Well you got what you wanted, congratulations…I’ll see you around” he said softly, shaking his head as he took the cleats off and walked away as a group of females approached the cheetah. “Sooooo… does this mean you’re single?” asked a hyena to a cat as she cackled. “Technically I was single while I dated him. Check this out!” the cat said as she pulled the cheetah’s jockstrap down to his ankles. All the girls erupted in laughter as they looked at his penis. “You got to be kidding me!” said a leopard as she laughed harder. The cat struggled to get the words out, almost in tears of laughter as she pointed at it. “That’s pretty much it! It only grows like another inch and I had to suck that little nub!” she said as she continued to laugh. “You gonna keep his little undies?” asked the hyena with a shake of her hips. “Nah, I’m gonna sell that shit. Buy me something to wear to find me a real man!” the cat said as she mimicked the hyena’s hip movement and took his jockstrap off. “The bear hunk looks yummy…what a shame” said the hyena with disappointment in her voice. “Yeah, but look at the bulge on the rhino. I wanna see it!” said the cat as the girls stayed waiting for others to visit the rhino and remove the rest of his lower gear. Once everyone cleared the field, staff began removing the half-naked bodies from the posts, removed the rest of their gear and stacked them on a flatbed cart to wheel them off to be processed. Back in the locker room, the capibara cut additional players from the team, having them strip naked and sit on a garotte chair with him twisting the handle until the player’s neck popped and the body was removed by the others until a stack of bodies remained and everyone left the room. A black jackal and a muscular moose in staff branded jumpsuits went into the locker room. The moose let out a deep sigh as he rolled his eyes at the pile of bodies. “I swear…” he said under his voice as he began to remove one of the bodies. “Hey, this is good for business! At least the blues only left a gator for us. They are so delicious too! I’ll make ya some if you want” said the jackal as his tail wagged in excitement. “How about we make sure they want his body back before you butcher em.” said the moose as he lifted two felines onto his shoulders. “Relax, we got plenty of extra ashes to give out if they want him back. We’ll just chalk it up to him being too disfigured for a viewing. Bam! Problem avoided!” he said with a laugh as he began to cradle a deceased lemur in his arms. “Whatever man” the moose replied rolling his eyes again as he made his way to the cart outside, throwing the bodies onto the pile on their cart with the jackal close behind him, smiling wide with his tail wagging as he fondled the body he was carrying. “We’re gonna have so much fun tonight huh?” he said looking up at the annoyed looking moose. A few seconds of silence passed and the moose smirked, “you fucking know it bitch”.
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