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The thunderous snoring that could drown out a revving chainsaw all through the night. The piercing creaks and groans from her tortured bedframe each time their immense bulk shifted in their sleep. It was bad enough having to deal with such a hugely overweight teammate for a whole week. It was bad enough taking part in a tournament on hardly any sleep. What irked Roisin most of all, though, was how completely unapologetic Laurie was about it. She was big, she was fat, and she just didn't care.\n\nThe crackle of a nearby tannoy caught their attention, announcing the draw of the tournament bracket would begin shortly, along with a briefing on both safety protocol and the battle rules that would be applied. Competitors, as always, were expected to attend.\n\n\"Ugh...\" Roisin had to stifle a deep yawn, swaying on the spot for a moment before regaining her balance. 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A fist suddenly slammed down on the desk from the bleary-eyed Staraptor towering over them. "I know about the damn tournament, we're both in it!" Roisin angrily replied, gesturing between herself and Laurie, who stood idly to one side.

The receptionist glanced between the pair for a second. The Flying-type, at least, seemed as though they could hold their own in a fight, but she couldn't say the same of the Camerupt girl. They'd probably be more at home sat in front of a buffet, she thought to herself. "Well, competing teams are accommodated together," the Chingling continued, "in accordance with League regulations."

"I don't give a Rattata's ass about the regulations, I need another room!" insisted Roisin, jabbing a finger toward her far larger teammate. "You try sleeping next to Miss Geological Fault!"

"Rude," Laurie remarked.

"Shut it, fatass," growled the Staraptor. "You could at least try and stay within the weight limit this time!"

"You could at least try to not pick a fight with one of the judges again," the Camerupt retorted.

Roisin was glaring daggers by this point. Laurie, meanwhile, was typically inscrutable from behind her fringe and gentle pout. They had only arrived yesterday, and already Roisin was absolutely fed up with her partner for the upcoming week. The heavy stomping like a herd of rampaging Tauros with every step around their room. The thunderous snoring that could drown out a revving chainsaw all through the night. The piercing creaks and groans from her tortured bedframe each time their immense bulk shifted in their sleep. It was bad enough having to deal with such a hugely overweight teammate for a whole week. It was bad enough taking part in a tournament on hardly any sleep. What irked Roisin most of all, though, was how completely unapologetic Laurie was about it. She was big, she was fat, and she just didn't care.

The crackle of a nearby tannoy caught their attention, announcing the draw of the tournament bracket would begin shortly, along with a briefing on both safety protocol and the battle rules that would be applied. Competitors, as always, were expected to attend.

"Ugh..." Roisin had to stifle a deep yawn, swaying on the spot for a moment before regaining her balance. Their accommodation issue would have to wait. "Right, I'll be back later," she told the receptionist, before striding outside, squinting her eyes against the late morning sunlight.

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