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Git the doc back in here!\" \nAshley: \"Stacey says the doctor is still busy having sex.\"\nMaria: \"Great...\"\n[Collective silence]\nMaria: \"So... umm... do you girls ever... feel the sensation that your body is still there?\"\nAnabelle: \"What in tarnation y'all talkin' 'bout?\"\nMaria: \"It's called phantom limb syndrome. Although, in this case, it would be better referred to as 'phantom body syndrome'.\"\nAshley: \"I get that a lot too...\"\nAnabelle: \"Y'all are crazy.\"\nMaria: \"You seriously don't miss your body at all, do you Anabelle?\"\nAnabelle: \"Ah wouldn't reattach even if ya paid me to do it!\"\nAshley: \"Well what about sex?\"\nAnabelle: \"An' git myself pregnant? Nah. Besides, ah still got plenty o' holes.\"\nMaria: \"Next subject, please!\"\nAnabelle: \"What? Don't like it when ah talk about Doc's cock up mah throat hole?\"\nMaria: \"LANGUAGE!\"\nAnabelle: \"Ah quit yer whinin', I'm just yankin' yer chain!\"\nAshley: [Stifled giggling]\nAnabelle: \"Besides, bein' just a head means ah don't gotta care about gettin' fat!\"\nMaria: \"That is a great benefit to having no body...\"\nAnabelle: \"An' no more toilets, neither!\"\nMaria: \"Another excellent point...\"\nAnabelle: \"An' no more stuff ah gotta worry 'bout keepin' clean!\"\nMaria: \"You might just end up converting me yet...\"\nAnabelle: \"Nah. Ah know how important havin' a big ol' happy otter family is to ya. Ya just gotta find yerself a mate!\"\nMaria: \"Well, the doctor has to cure me before I can even consider the idea...\"\nAnabelle: \"An' what if Doc never figures it out? Y'all ain't gettin' any younger!\"\nMaria: \"Nobody could possibly fall in love with a disabled otter head...\"\nAnabelle: \"Y'all forgettin' Doc?\"\n[Long silence]\nMaria: \"I never considered... dating someone who isn't an otter...\"\nAnabelle: \"Y'all gotta git a bit o' adventure in yer veins.\"\nAshley: \"Stacey says the doctor is returning now.\"\nAnabelle: \"Go on, ask him! Yer only hurtin' yerself stayin' single an' alone!\" \nMaria: \"This isn't something I can just jump into... I need to think about this...\"\nAnabelle: \"Take yer time. Just don't be takin' too long.\"\n\n...\n(End transcript)\n...\n\nThe lounge door slid open. Doctor Foxworth walked in carrying Maria's clothed body, with Stacey following shortly behind. Maria couldn't help but blush in silence as Doc reattached her to her cloned body first.\nThe blush intensified upon the realization that the clone's stomach was full of... something liquid...\nThe doctor, meanwhile, turned off the microphone and helped Ashley and Stacey reattach. Finally, he picked up Anabelle, and carried her back to the cafeteria.\n\n...\n\n(*) Ashley and Stacey are explained here (https://inkbunny.net/s/2293701)\n(**) The cafeteria's food jar, viewable here (https://inkbunny.net/s/2210658), is a large opaque jar that severed heads are placed on, as a substitute stomach.",
"writing_bbcode_parsed": "Doctor Foxworth entered the lounge carrying Anabelle, the bunny who had decided to cast aside her body permanently. Shortly behind him followed the feral otter, Maria, and the feral coyote, Ashley.
"Just set me down on the table." Anabelle told the doctor. He did so, as Maria climbed up onto the table too, and Ashley half leapt onto the table with her forepaws. Ashley quickly pushed her head off, which split easily along a neck seam. The coyote declared, "Be a good girl, Stacey. Follow the good doctor." (*)
Maria was last; her arms were a bit too short to reach. Doctor Foxworth quickly helped her by peeling her head off like a sticker. "Thanks, Doctor. You can turn off the body now. And... I suppose you can do whatever you want with it during our meeting. Even... sexual relations..."
"Are you sure, Maria? You're usually the most prudish one in the lab..."
The otter head replied, "Not to insult your work, Doctor, but... is it really a body I can call my own? Its womb is sterile, and your cloned otter bodies tend to die in a few weeks..."
The fox frowned, but, he knew Maria had a very good point. Genetic repairs for her ALS had been far more difficult than the doctor had anticipated. He took a moment to line up the three ladies' heads so they could see each other face to face.
Last but not least, the doctor set up an audio recording device for them.
"I'll make my way out then. Have fun!" The two tailed fox declared before leaving, with the otter body in his arms, and Stacey following behind.
...
(The following is a transcript from the recording device's memory.)
...
Anabelle: "Alright, y'all ready?"
Ashley: [Bark!]
Maria: "As ready as I'll ever be... I suppose we need a president first."
Ashley: "Let's vote!"
Anabelle: "Agreed. Ah vote Maria."
Maria: "As much as I am honored, I think you would be a better fit, Anabelle. After all, you're the only one who's permanently a head."
Ashley: "Bunny leader, yay!"
Anabelle: "Okaay... as mah first order as president, ah declare the name of our club to be 'Gettin' Ahead'!"
Ashley: [Quiet giggle]
Maria: "So... what's the club's purpose?"
Anabelle: "Accessibility fer us heads, of course!"
Maria: "Then I think we should talk about that damned cafeteria food jar(**) first."
Anabelle: "Damn right you are! The thing at LEAST needs a bit o' cushion added on!"
Ashley: "Why don't we have Andre make custom fitting jars?"
Anabelle: "Now thats a right good idea if ah ever heard one!"
Maria: "Agreed. What's next?"
Ashley: "Hey... shouldn't we invite Eve?"
Maria and Anabelle, simultaneously: "NO!"
Anabelle: "Not in a million years!"
Maria: "That godforsaken creature needs a muzzle..."
Anabelle: "Anyone got any more fancy ideas?"
Maria: "How about an elevator? climbing up the stairwells is a struggle even for me, I can't image how you tackle them, Anabelle."
Anabelle: "Hooo yeah! That way ah can visit the second floor whenever ah want!"
Ashley: "What's next?"
Maria: "I might like some pillows for future meetings... this glass table isn't exactly comfortable on my neck..."
Ashley: "And it's cold..."
Anabelle: "Okay okay, ah totally agree!"
Maria: "Go for memory foam. I hear they make nice pillows!"
Anabelle: "Any noggin got any more suggestions fer the club?"
[Collective silence]
Anabelle: "Ah hereby declare this here meetin' adjourned! Git the doc back in here!"
Ashley: "Stacey says the doctor is still busy having sex."
Maria: "Great..."
[Collective silence]
Maria: "So... umm... do you girls ever... feel the sensation that your body is still there?"
Anabelle: "What in tarnation y'all talkin' 'bout?"
Maria: "It's called phantom limb syndrome. Although, in this case, it would be better referred to as 'phantom body syndrome'."
Ashley: "I get that a lot too..."
Anabelle: "Y'all are crazy."
Maria: "You seriously don't miss your body at all, do you Anabelle?"
Anabelle: "Ah wouldn't reattach even if ya paid me to do it!"
Ashley: "Well what about sex?"
Anabelle: "An' git myself pregnant? Nah. Besides, ah still got plenty o' holes."
Maria: "Next subject, please!"
Anabelle: "What? Don't like it when ah talk about Doc's cock up mah throat hole?"
Maria: "LANGUAGE!"
Anabelle: "Ah quit yer whinin', I'm just yankin' yer chain!"
Ashley: [Stifled giggling]
Anabelle: "Besides, bein' just a head means ah don't gotta care about gettin' fat!"
Maria: "That is a great benefit to having no body..."
Anabelle: "An' no more toilets, neither!"
Maria: "Another excellent point..."
Anabelle: "An' no more stuff ah gotta worry 'bout keepin' clean!"
Maria: "You might just end up converting me yet..."
Anabelle: "Nah. Ah know how important havin' a big ol' happy otter family is to ya. Ya just gotta find yerself a mate!"
Maria: "Well, the doctor has to cure me before I can even consider the idea..."
Anabelle: "An' what if Doc never figures it out? Y'all ain't gettin' any younger!"
Maria: "Nobody could possibly fall in love with a disabled otter head..."
Anabelle: "Y'all forgettin' Doc?"
[Long silence]
Maria: "I never considered... dating someone who isn't an otter..."
Anabelle: "Y'all gotta git a bit o' adventure in yer veins."
Ashley: "Stacey says the doctor is returning now."
Anabelle: "Go on, ask him! Yer only hurtin' yerself stayin' single an' alone!"
Maria: "This isn't something I can just jump into... I need to think about this..."
Anabelle: "Take yer time. Just don't be takin' too long."
...
(End transcript)
...
The lounge door slid open. Doctor Foxworth walked in carrying Maria's clothed body, with Stacey following shortly behind. Maria couldn't help but blush in silence as Doc reattached her to her cloned body first.
The blush intensified upon the realization that the clone's stomach was full of... something liquid...
The doctor, meanwhile, turned off the microphone and helped Ashley and Stacey reattach. Finally, he picked up Anabelle, and carried her back to the cafeteria.
...
(*) Ashley and Stacey are explained here (https://inkbunny.net/s/2293701)
(**) The cafeteria's food jar, viewable here (https://inkbunny.net/s/2210658), is a large opaque jar that severed heads are placed on, as a substitute stomach.",
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