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Fine suckle me… 'flarking fairy tale colors and effects and sparkles and'…. [Oh gods don’t stop baby coonI could do this foreve~]\n\n\n\n\nWELCOME TO THE SAVAGE LAND!!!\n\nprey… DUNDUN [b]DUN[/b][i][/i][u][/u]\n\n'HA! Is that that crazy lion guy who hunts spidey sometimes? I forgot he hunts down there? Jurassic Park is great right? CYA next time?! Bye. Hey drax… have you tried leather spandex…?'\n\n--to be continued… with a werewolf and three pigs and red diaper hoods. Flark me. (BUT IN a totally sexy way 'boy do *i* =hope=!') Toon in next time TRUE BELIEVERS! Excelsior!\n\n\n~In loving memory of Stan Lee. Of course the Fantastic Four is supposed to be the Incredibles, good sir. Thanks for the stories.\t \n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t~SLY NOOK\n",
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“NO!”, Rocketed muttered into the canine cock lodged down his throat. One of the probably alien raccoon’s hands was knuckle deep in the dogs maw, playing with his adorable slobbery tongue. Soon the paw crawling around the space mammals nethers would soon plumb the submissive furry critter’s depths…
Wait… How many people are crammed in here? How many bipeds does this drunk idiot know? Are they almost all green women?
~Yes?
No, not you? Annnoying green woman! Didn’t you used to be… greener?
~Yes?
No, I mean aren’t you the green psychic lady?
~Yes?
No, I mean aren’t you the green psychic lady with the sword??
~Yes?
No, I mean… Wait no, you’re Mantis. I was thinking of Moon Dragon…
~Yes…
No, I mean… Wait no, you’re Mantis, and…
~Yes.
No, you’re right. Can you put me on that dog or Rocket’s weird mental channel for a bit?
~Yes!?
No, you’re right. Sorry. Please, Mantis I would like to talk with the fuck pile we’re all watching but I got caught in your weird empathic psycho powers am and now I am very nervous and…
~Yes… Thank you Blackjack O’hare. Noble leader of the Black Bunny Bridgade. May his rule be eternal!!!
Oh! Um… *Incredibly embarrassed blush*! Eeep! I mean! Thank you for understanding Mantis. You’re a cool person too you weird spirit hippy you!
*Blackjack?
Huh? New psychic connection, who dis?
=WOO!!! He finally cracked the code puppy boy!
*Blackjack? Come in please embarrassed bunny man. Please confirm with Cosmo if you are reading this psychic transmission. !*ALERT!* Cosmo of Knowhere Security is contacting you now from the main security platform that also is being capable of universal teleportations as desired by the Guardians.
=HEH!!! Some bounty hunter he is, can’t even hold his arousal long enough to get out of the bar. Knew he needed a diaper full of sedatives and dabs and some new shroom diet and teas made form Groot leaves.
Huh-HEY!!! I’m not wearing your gross diaper contraption, especially not in front of Security forces like this dog!
*New recruit Blackjack appears to be suffering a delusion of us being adversarial in nature due to our undergarment choices, Friend Rocket. I am reminded of how you got over being called a ‘trash panda’ by Friend Peter Quil. Cosmo is proud of Friend Baby Rocky Raccoon.
=What? No, he’s just afraid to look silly, baby dog. He doesn’t remember all that nonsense with the Phalanx or the Cancerverse or the Annihilation Wave. Because he'sses drunk alone bunny butt likes to lurk on the outside, in the bushessshHHH, and he hears some space rAVEs going on and assumes the worst and brings in his army of terrified children~
Whoa Whoa! NO! I just want to solve these problems the Baby Ringtail mentioned so I can get back to my kids and be a good dad okay, FUCK.
=What!? *SNORT * Oooh!!! doggy muck, yea right there!
*Blackjack, What bae alien cat monkey bandit means is that he needs to prepare for the ridiculous realities a teleportor in the head of a dead divine deity of untold power can take him too. Is Intense yes?, friend bunny? =OOOooh my ribs, Soooooo goood Cosmo besstest coon friend ever!!!
'So what happened was that the raccoon in the diaper was molseting the dog with brain powers you might have saw in the movies near that duck your friend makes fun of while both are in their diapers.'
[And what kinds of diapers do our erstwhile companions wear into glorious battle… Um, Bug? Are they like~… the cloth kind? Plastic? Is the fox one’s made with space science consoles? Or a cool space ship diaper!? Does it have accessories and metal bits and pouches. Does it it Juice?]
'So Drax is now in Vegeta serious but funnily way too serious meme mode. Kinda like that one fun uncle. No not the one that did that thing that time in the dark, the nice who made you a hot meal and brought you a blanket. He keeps forgetting he is one of the best Jazz players in the universe. Not his fault, magic realty warping craziness. And a troll the teleports. Pip was way to hyper for the Guardians to put up with long. So much to explain… SO few sexy happy stories.'
[I… see. Thank you comrade...compatriot… partner.. band. Mate?]
'You can really tell he used to be a boring Vegas lounge Jazzman. No idea how to use his mass, but he’ll throw whatever he’s got in with all his spirit. Being killed and remade several times over being ridiculous space problems tends to hide the pain of never being able to dance with your wife and daughter again. I pity Jazz.'
[And I enjoy you’re descriptive nature magic cartoon insect monk alien… thing. This weird psychic connection is sure making the show more stimulating. Any chance I could know those undergarments now magic insect genie. I believe we both know the answer to your sphinxes riddle, Mr. 5th dimension.]
'You got it. First up we have the star of the story (right?) *That is his name on the tile of the document~ oooh
NICE Scroll-esque look. SO ! Rocket the Raccoon, space bounty hunter, alcholic with bad roomates. He chose his undergarment based on his need to control his local enviroment, but not the whole ship cuz stupid territorial disputes. He hunts for fabrics that can contain his pent u8p nature, so that when he is ready, he can spend several hours or more, venting his arousal on anyone stress out enough to slip into his grasp and destress with him. So he wears popular styles based on crowd sourced hugs and other espionage-esque spying events while surviving the crews ever shifting social dynamic. Right now, plastic with rainbows and a drunk unicorn pissing cum onto a taco. He… may have went on a bender with Howard the Duck and Deadpool once… So, yeah.'
[I… see. Interesting solution to avoid violence with loved ones in confined spaces.]
'I can bring Groot into the call if you want? Get a conference link threeway if you want to understand why the tall sturdy guy loves little hands tickling him all over even during a fight. and spanking, His branches love the vibrations as he helps Rocket relax. Or the Russian dog in the space diaper? '
[No need, I always feel like I can understand why Groot is such a nice guy. I have tried Pacifism before, yet the Infinity stones stopped me from finding peace. Someday, tho. May we turn the tide dear Bug.]
'You got it big guy, it’s nice to mellow and let the silliness happen right? Not every problem needs an ultimate solution, that’s why we have purple Galactus the destroyer running around again. Rash Earth heroes had to ‘fix’ space pimp and chrome gimp instead of embracing them. But meh, the dog is the first Russian cosmonaut.'
[But… he is a dog… Oh. I… I will have to give him a... good dog victory belly... rubs... later. He must be so lonely watching over.... everyone. Up here! Dear friend Cosmo.]
'You got it big strong green muscles man, I knew you could destroy Thanos! But yea, He is constantly on guard. He joined us early on when things were all space religious, and Adam Warlock was being all space divine trinity. I tell ya, the Matrix made everything in space weird and perverted. But, than again I wear a hot latex bug suit. What? NO! You can not remove my exoskeleton to check for the man inside. Just know I am aroused too Destroyer ol’ buddy. GO TEAM GUARDIANS!!!'
[HAHA!!! Yes Bug! Your hilariously witty fly on the wall commentary really gets me excited to see Pip of all people again! Okay! SO the dog is wearing, um… plastic? Kinda looks like… a shopping bag, but fancy? ~er. Hmmm… Oh! Maybe it’s space plastics and bio-life-plastic metal-goo monsters that let him flarking SPACE WEB SLING!?]
'L. O. L. I wuv your enthusiasm big boy. Should we go somewehere quieter and find out what kind of undies you like to wear? Draxxi?'
[HAHAheeeheee! Okay Buggy boy, let’s see what weird diaper you can make out of these combat jeans! Oh.. Let me grab my sax, for the sex. BLUSH yea… *smirk.]
Whoa, okay psychic shit is like channel surfing while high. I’m not even wearing pants. Of any description...
*New recruit Blackjack o’Hare appears to be growing used to the reality distorting nature of the Celestials’ corpses. Soon he will be ready for the plan In the Savage Lands, friend Rocky,
=The cute naked bunny is running late for this important date, isn’t he dear timekeeper?
You are so wasted man. I.. I thought we were gonna go on cool adventures Rocket. No Raccoon or Bunny nonsense. You said you left your kid with.. Wait where is Goemon?
=They are with my three Spanish named nephews, Uno Duo and you don’t care bunbun. You about ready for stupid sex followed by stupider sex followed by bad soap opera spy nonsense then magic cookies and tasty little ones who make great snacks?
Honestly, I’m starting to think my best bet will be to go limp at the slightest~
=NOW COSMO!!! SEND US TO THE IMGINATION LAND OF BOOBS AND DINOSAURS BUT AND HUNTERS!!!
WHA~? Seriously? I almost crakced this~
*Teleporting noawWWW!!! *fuck, that is good wetness warm in my diaper front compartment~*
Freaking HORN DOG!
*Sweet relief that you will probably survive friend bare bunny! lickies*
=Whoa dude look at all the crazy teleport graphics and magic smoke and mirrors naked buns!
I- I~ I… Okay please hold my exposed balls while we do this insanity, they feel exposed and concerning~ *EEEP~* =liiiiiccccckkkkkk= ugh,. Fine suckle me… 'flarking fairy tale colors and effects and sparkles and'…. [Oh gods don’t stop baby coonI could do this foreve~]
WELCOME TO THE SAVAGE LAND!!!
prey… DUNDUN DUN
'HA! Is that that crazy lion guy who hunts spidey sometimes? I forgot he hunts down there? Jurassic Park is great right? CYA next time?! Bye. Hey drax… have you tried leather spandex…?'
--to be continued… with a werewolf and three pigs and red diaper hoods. Flark me. (BUT IN a totally sexy way 'boy do *i* =hope=!') Toon in next time TRUE BELIEVERS! Excelsior!
~In loving memory of Stan Lee. Of course the Fantastic Four is supposed to be the Incredibles, good sir. Thanks for the stories.\t
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\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t~SLY NOOK
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