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Features passionate love making between Rocket in a diaper and the kid of a client paying him to record it.\n\nA/N: If you post ideas below, I may incorporate them in future into stories of Rocket's future \"sessions\".", "description_bbcode_parsed": "A continuation of the events of 'Rocket and the Stupid Flarking Ritual'.

Takes place a few months later after Rocket and Quill learn of a new business venture that could fund there super heroics. Features passionate love making between Rocket in a diaper and the kid of a client paying him to record it.

A/N: If you post ideas below, I may incorporate them in future into stories of Rocket's future "sessions".", "writing": "[left][/left] \"Hurry the 'BURP!' Flark up, Quill!!!\", Rocket yelled, leading the half-human into a dark room.\t\t\"I'm coming, alright! Relax!\", Peter whisper yelled at his diminutive friend, \"You're gonna blow this whole thing if you keep waiting til you're hammered every time!\". [left][/left] \"Will you chill, bro!? You're gonna scare the kid!\", the not-a-raccoon said, clutching a small, alien child to his chest as he and Quill snuck into the out-of-the-way storage room. [left][/left] They had made deals with only those absolutely necessary to ensure they could do this discreetly. But even so, anything could happen in a place like Knowhere. They had barely started their last session when a Brood invasion interrupted them. Quite a few had given Rocket a funny look when he joined the fight shirtless, clutching a small alien child protectively. Luckily it had ended well and he made sure to make a show of 'returning the child to it's parents now that the monsters were gone'. [left][/left] Instead they quickly scampered as they did now, to fulfill their contract with the child's parents. That one, like this one and many before, was a part of a new side-business that was paying for A LOT of the Guardians expenses lately. Rocket was able to put off bounty hunting almost entirely, unless he got too drunk the night before. But that too was helped by this new arrangement. [left][/left] \"The kids fine, Quill!\", Rocket said, letting his tongue fall out making dog-like faces at the infant, more to make fun of the weird dog Cosmo than to calm the child. The kid didn't even notice as the silly, drunk raccoon received fits of giggles nonetheless. [left][/left] \"Funny Kiddy Kitty!\", the child said as it wrapped him in a tight hug. Rocket just melted into the hug, his drunken state helping him to ignore the moniker all these kid's parents gave him. If only, more than anything else, because if it \"normal folk\" found out and associated him and the Guardians with this, they would become pariahs in many parts of the galaxy. Many parts they wanted to be able to fly threw without every angry person with a ship shooting at them.\t [left][/left] And it's not like he didn't enjoy it, even if he wouldn't admit it while sober.It was just... [left][/left] It was the diaper. [left][/left] Ever since he had been forced to step in and fuck that little alien girl to save a star system, word had gotten out to the wrong (right?) kinds of people. Some of which were designed to reproduce at such young ages, and even a few that would copulate with the young as long as there was consent. And he guessed a few monsters that just liked hurting kids probably heard to. [left][/left] But that wasn't his problem either, since he knew full well how different a universe of species could be about. well, everything. [left][/left] It was that after Quill \"accidentally\" leaked the recording he made, the entire universe had been on their asses making sure these \"heroes\" weren't hurting kids. Because some species, especially all the other Earther heroes, would rather have let the star system and all it's inhabitants be killed than to show a kid a good time. It's not like he had been rough with her, she even orgasmed! [left][/left] Rocket pushed down his rage while he began undressing the child, or at least undressing as far as the kid's parents had asked. [left][/left] \"This good, Quill?\", the-not-a-raccoon asked as he took a few layers of clothing off the kid. He never could tell what different cultures considered a sexy kid outfit. Quill gave him a thumbs up as the human turned on his helmet's video recording function, and got relaxed on a pile of boxes. Rocket did his best to ignore Peter's presence. Not that he found his friend to be a turn-off, but because he was so drunk he would ask the man to \"help out\" if he payed too much attention. No, there clients always preferred just him and the child on the recording. [left][/left] Hell, all that he could ignore. Even have a good time while sober, the alien raccoon having realized he enjoyed plowing these kids, too. [left][/left] No, the reason he was drunk was cause his clients wanted him to wear a diaper. Apparently when Quill had leaked the recording , he also let slip that the faux-coon was temporarily incontinent, While most didn't actually want to see him wet himself, the idea of him in a diaper very quickly became tied with the idea of him and an alien child going at it. [left][/left] So all kinds of under the table requests had come in for more footage of this \"Kiddy humping Kitty\", which eventually came to be known as \"Kiddy Kitty\" recordings to those that traded in that sort out entertainment. The idea of a baby super hero plowing kids was just 'too hot not to want' for many species. [left][/left] So Rocket stopped procrastinating and pulled his own clothes off, until he was left standing in just a diaper. Specifically an Earth diaper, something about such primitive baby coverings really made there clients wet, and more willing to pay more. [left][/left] The thought of money helped Rocket get in the mood, his diaper quickly tenting. Not that he was turn on by credits themselves, but by the idea that he was getting paid for this shit. Even if half the galaxy would hate him for this if word got out, it still made him feel free and rebellious like his criminal days after leaving Halfworld. [left][/left] \"Kiddy Kitty in now!!\", the alien child squealed upon seeing his erection tenting the diaper out. [left][/left] Rocket smiled at the kid and just reached a claw paw down, using a single sharp nail to expertly open a hole in the front of the diaper, just enough for his long, narrow penis to slip through and stilll have plenty of contact with the crinkly material. [left][/left] \"Oh I got you Babe!\", Rocket said cheesily, drunkenly trying to play up to the camera like a porn star. He instantly chided himself, ashamed at how cheesy his usual porn was. He shrugged it off quickly though, diving between the kids little legs to see what he was working with today. [left][/left] \"Erm... Is it a cloaca? Is there anything in it?\", the raccoon asked no one in particular, trying to figure out the kid's gender based on the odd anatomy before him. \"Ah well, guess I'll find out!\", he decided, Knowing the camera was rolling. [left][/left] He ran his long, droopy tongue across the opening, finding it to feel similar to a vagina, but seemed to have a natural depth that reminded him more of cloacas he'd had before. Just to be sure, as the child shuddered and giggled, he slip his tongue inside, surprised, but not upset, to find something narrow and stiff quickly rising up to greet his tongue. As he swirled his tongue around it, assuming it was a penis growing out of a lizard-like cloaca, he found it stopped after only barely breaching the hole. [left][/left] Rocket stared at the fuzzy, green child, thinking this kid had the shortest dick he'd ever seen, even for a kid! [left][/left] \"It's a female\", Quill said, getting the confused hero's attention. [left][/left] \"What?, Rocket asked, his drunk mind making him think he had misheard the Earther. [left][/left] \"That's a pleasure spike, not a penis\", Quill said calmly, keeping his voice down for the sake of the recording. [left][/left] Rocket gave his friend a funny look, before reaching down with a finger tip and wobbly the head of the spike, not finding any urethra as the 'girl' moaned in pleasure. He looked at Quill, hoping an explanation. [left][/left] \"It's like a clit! Only the males impale their dicks on them for internal pleasure... like sounding!\", Quill said, trying to give the faux-coon an example he knew the little grey alien knew of. [left][/left] Rocket drunkenly turned back to the child, trying to puzzle together how to pleasure this weird kid, \"So I need to jam that spike into my dick?\". [left][/left] \"Er... I wouldn't advise it\", Quill said, also not wanting the kid to enjoy this without getting hurt. \"The males of her species have wider urethras than most species. Your likely to squeeze too hard on the kid's spike and hurt her\". [left][/left] Rocket looked at the child, watching her moan as he rolled his finger around her spike's tip. If she was that sensitive without him impaled, than maybe he could try something else to pleasure her. [left][/left] The fuzzy, green girl moans died down as she calmly watched him ease up to her, a lot of these kids far more patient with him then he would have expected from kids trying to get off... It was almost like their species' all had grown accustomed to casual sex with their young. Rocket could see why that would be, though, as he slid his long, narrow cock into her cloaca beside her pleasure spike. [left][/left] Both parties moaned out in cute voices, Rocket begrudgingly agreeing to do them on tape. The feeling of his diapered hips connecting with the child's own was amazing, especially considering that the kid was wearing her culture;s equivalent of baby clothes. Even the cloth folds he had open to get into the child's nethers was her equivalent of a diaper. For all intents and purposes, it appeared to be two alien babies were going at it in a store room. [left][/left] It felt kinda cathartic for Rocket to be able to let go and be a cute little thing every once in awhile. To just be a vulnerable little kid with sexual impulses he could trust others to satisfy with him. He would never be able to force himself on an unwilling partner unless he had no other choice. But, [i]Flark![/i] did these kids feel good around his dick! [left][/left] This one especially was super tight, his narrow cock jammed tightly inside her, pressed against her spike and the side walls of her vagina, as if he was in her with another dicks at the same time. [left][/left] She seemed to like it too, as she began slowly gyrating her hips to rub his dick around inside her, moaning and twitching every now and then.\t [left][/left] Rocket would still prefer the company of a grown woman in public, or at least he wouldn't say no to one if she asked for sex. But the sensitivity of these kids was amazing! He could just relax and take it slow, knowing this little squirt would enjoy even the slightest movement. He didn't have to go whole hog on her to make her young body feel the same things as an \"experienced\" grown body. [left][/left] This, couple with the girl's own modest wetness, was enough that he didn't need to bring lube with him to each \"session\". He really could take his time and \"make love\" to the child, with both enjoying it. And he was getting paid for it! [left][/left] A dollop of pre shot out of the raccoon as he rolled this around in his mind, he quickly took back the reigns of his mind so he wouldn't start pounding into the child. Slow and steady, he reminded himself. It made him feel good if he could keep the kid feeling good. [left][/left] The kid definitely did feel good though, as she seemed to be encouraging him to goo harder and faster, puling and pushing on his arms to encourage him while moaning at the camera for her parents to see later. [left][/left] \"Kitty fuck me!\", the girl said, through her moans. [left][/left] \"I am fucking you, kid!\", Rocket said, a blush coming to his face as he heard his own words. [left][/left] \"Harder!\", the girl moaned, squeezing his arms tighter. [left][/left] Rocket was perplexed for a second before looking to Quill for his sober opinion. [left][/left] Quill just gave him a defeated look saying \"Give it a shot if she wants to try!\". [left][/left] Rocket began rocking back in forth on his heels, afraid to step up his motions too much, some species were deceptively fragile, even as adults. But the girl became more fussy. [left][/left] \"Nonono, Kitty!\", she whined sitting up and taking charge of the sex act. Rocket just let her manipulate him, too shocked by the child's boldness to complain as she reached down and grabbed his long, narrow dick. \"Like this!\", she lined his urethra up with her spike and pulled him onto it. [left][/left] \"Hey, Hey! Whoa!\", Rocket said, as she tried pulling him down the whole way. \"Now slow down, kiddo. If that's what you want, then fine, we can do that. but don't hurt yourself or my dick!\". [left][/left] The kid looked up at him and laughed, \"Silly Kitty, pleasure spikes won't hurt boys!\". [left][/left] Rocket and Quill both just stared at the green girl, confused why she believed this, \"Ah, kid, just because you could enjoy the tightness doesn't men it won't hurt my dick if your spike stretches it too much\", the raccoon explained calmly, trying not to upset the kid they couldn't do the specific sex act she wanted. [left][/left] \"No no, silly Kitty!, the girl chided, mimicking a parent explaining things to a child. \"Girls spike will deflate as much necessary to fit comfortable inside any boy! That's what Mommy said!\". [left][/left] \"What!? Like some kind of gas bladder?\", the raccoon asked, his engineering mind trying to work out the mechanics the kid was describing. [left][/left] \"Like this!\", the girl said, suddenly wrapping her tiny, fluffy legs around his hips and pulling him onto her spike. [left][/left] The tightness was the most intense he had ever felt, having never had anything inside his dick before. But there really was none of the expected pain. As he looked down at his slightly enlarged penis, he realized exactly what the girl meant. She was designed for all sizes! [left][/left] The girl moaned as he fell forward onto her, keeping her legs tightly wrapped around his waist to keep him impaled on her clit spike. Rocket was surprised how, even with the insane increase in pleasure, she still wasn't humping him like a mad person, as he had expected of a child in so much pleasure. [left][/left] No, instead she pulled him into a deep kiss, her three tongues all swirling around his mouth and even slipping part way down his throat. He allowed her to do this, more surprised she wasn't turned off by the alcohol on his breath. She also reached down and took hold of his diaper, using it as leverage to pull him into and onto her at a her own pace. [left][/left] For all intents and purposes, the raccoon felt like he was being fucked like a baby girl, by a baby girl. And it was amazing! [left][/left] In fact, a little too amazing. [left][/left] Rocket pulled off her tongues, panting heavily, \"Flark kid, we gotta slow down a minute or-\". [left][/left] \"No no! Do it! Fill me, Baby Kitty!\", the girl moaned, forcing him to thrust faster with her legs. [left][/left] Rocket didn't need to be told twice as he allowed his urges to take over. He avoided her incoming kiss, instead biting down softly on her shoulder to better hold her in place, his teeth causing even more tremors to wrack the body of the sensitive green girl. he also wrapped both of his paws around her hips, let his full weight lay on top of her, so he could thrust harder. Far from upset by his weight, she seemed to enjoy being slightly smothered by him, at least a little. [left][/left] \"Yeah, you like that!\", Rocket groaned out into her shoulder as he mated her like an animal. [left][/left] \"Yes! Kitty! YES!\" the girl replied, her cute voice thick with lust. [left][/left] \"Here it CUMS!!!\", Rocket cried, slamming his diapered hips into hers and unloading, his spunk being forced out around her spike, causing her own orgasm as she felt the slimy cum squeeze into her deeper depths to try and fertilize her infertile body. [left][/left] \"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!\", they moaned cutely in unison, both staying rock hard as they came for nearly a minute straight.\t[left][/left][left][/left] \"And we're good!\", Quill said, having shut off the recording. [left][/left] Rocket cuddled the kid as he softened up and slid off her spike, nuzzling her as he heard her start to purr in contentment, \"Have a good time kid?\". [left][/left] She nuzzled into his embrace, half asleep from fatigue and pleasure, \"Yeah, I'm sure he'll love the holo-video of this\". [left][/left] \"Who's that, hun? You're Daddy? Uncle? Guy pretending to be your Uncle?\", Rocket asked curious who the anonymous client was that sent the kid to him. Most clients preferred not to say sense they knew some species would trick them into giving up their kids to people \"trying to protect them\". So most would prefer to be anonymous and send the kid they were least afraid to lose. At least until he built up their trust. [left][/left] \"Oh! I was sent by my family!\", the girl said, continuing to nuzzle the raccoon who had made her feel so good. \"It was Mr. Cosmo\". [left][/left] \"The Earther dog!?\", Quill and Rocket both said in unison.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "
     "Hurry the 'BURP!' Flark up, Quill!!!", Rocket yelled, leading the half-human into a dark room.\t\t"I'm coming, alright! Relax!", Peter whisper yelled at his diminutive friend, "You're gonna blow this whole thing if you keep waiting til you're hammered every time!".
     "Will you chill, bro!? You're gonna scare the kid!", the not-a-raccoon said, clutching a small, alien child to his chest as he and Quill snuck into the out-of-the-way storage room.
     They had made deals with only those absolutely necessary to ensure they could do this discreetly. But even so, anything could happen in a place like Knowhere. They had barely started their last session when a Brood invasion interrupted them. Quite a few had given Rocket a funny look when he joined the fight shirtless, clutching a small alien child protectively. Luckily it had ended well and he made sure to make a show of 'returning the child to it's parents now that the monsters were gone'.
     Instead they quickly scampered as they did now, to fulfill their contract with the child's parents. That one, like this one and many before, was a part of a new side-business that was paying for A LOT of the Guardians expenses lately. Rocket was able to put off bounty hunting almost entirely, unless he got too drunk the night before. But that too was helped by this new arrangement.
     "The kids fine, Quill!", Rocket said, letting his tongue fall out making dog-like faces at the infant, more to make fun of the weird dog Cosmo than to calm the child. The kid didn't even notice as the silly, drunk raccoon received fits of giggles nonetheless.
     "Funny Kiddy Kitty!", the child said as it wrapped him in a tight hug. Rocket just melted into the hug, his drunken state helping him to ignore the moniker all these kid's parents gave him. If only, more than anything else, because if it "normal folk" found out and associated him and the Guardians with this, they would become pariahs in many parts of the galaxy. Many parts they wanted to be able to fly threw without every angry person with a ship shooting at them.\t
     And it's not like he didn't enjoy it, even if he wouldn't admit it while sober.It was just...
     It was the diaper.
     Ever since he had been forced to step in and fuck that little alien girl to save a star system, word had gotten out to the wrong (right?) kinds of people. Some of which were designed to reproduce at such young ages, and even a few that would copulate with the young as long as there was consent. And he guessed a few monsters that just liked hurting kids probably heard to.
     But that wasn't his problem either, since he knew full well how different a universe of species could be about. well, everything.
     It was that after Quill "accidentally" leaked the recording he made, the entire universe had been on their asses making sure these "heroes" weren't hurting kids. Because some species, especially all the other Earther heroes, would rather have let the star system and all it's inhabitants be killed than to show a kid a good time. It's not like he had been rough with her, she even orgasmed!
     Rocket pushed down his rage while he began undressing the child, or at least undressing as far as the kid's parents had asked.
     "This good, Quill?", the-not-a-raccoon asked as he took a few layers of clothing off the kid. He never could tell what different cultures considered a sexy kid outfit. Quill gave him a thumbs up as the human turned on his helmet's video recording function, and got relaxed on a pile of boxes. Rocket did his best to ignore Peter's presence. Not that he found his friend to be  a turn-off, but because he was so drunk he would ask the man to "help out" if he payed too much attention. No, there clients always preferred just him and the child on the recording.
     Hell, all that he could ignore. Even have a good time while sober, the alien raccoon having realized he enjoyed plowing these kids, too.
     No, the reason he was drunk was cause his clients wanted him to wear a diaper. Apparently when Quill had leaked the recording , he also let slip that the faux-coon was temporarily incontinent, While most didn't actually want to see him wet himself, the idea of him in a diaper very quickly became tied with the idea of him and an alien child going at it.
     So all kinds of under the table requests had come in for more footage of this "Kiddy humping Kitty", which eventually came to be known as "Kiddy Kitty" recordings to those that traded in that sort out entertainment. The idea of a baby super hero plowing kids was just 'too hot not to want' for many species.
     So Rocket stopped procrastinating and pulled his own clothes off, until he was left standing in just a diaper. Specifically an Earth diaper, something about such primitive baby coverings really made there clients wet, and more willing to pay more.
     The thought of money helped Rocket get in the mood, his diaper quickly tenting. Not that he was turn on by credits themselves, but by the idea that he was getting paid for this shit. Even if half the galaxy would hate him for this if word got out, it still made him feel free and rebellious like his criminal days after leaving Halfworld.
     "Kiddy Kitty in now!!", the alien child squealed upon seeing his erection tenting the diaper out.
     Rocket smiled at the kid and just reached a claw paw down, using a single sharp nail to expertly open a hole in the front of the diaper, just enough for his long, narrow penis to slip through and stilll have plenty of contact with the crinkly material.
     "Oh I got you Babe!", Rocket said cheesily, drunkenly trying to play up to the camera like a porn star. He instantly chided himself, ashamed at how cheesy his usual porn was. He shrugged it off quickly though, diving between the kids little legs to see what he was working with today.
     "Erm... Is it a cloaca? Is there anything in it?", the raccoon asked no one in particular, trying to figure out the kid's gender based on the odd anatomy before him. "Ah well, guess I'll find out!", he decided, Knowing the camera was rolling.
     He ran his long, droopy tongue across the opening, finding it to feel similar to a vagina, but seemed to have a natural depth that reminded him more of cloacas he'd had before. Just to be sure, as the child shuddered and giggled, he slip his tongue inside, surprised, but not upset, to find something narrow and stiff quickly rising up to greet his tongue. As he swirled his tongue around it, assuming it was a penis growing out of a lizard-like cloaca, he found it stopped after only barely breaching the hole.
     Rocket stared at the fuzzy, green child, thinking this kid had the shortest dick he'd ever seen, even for a kid!
     "It's a female", Quill said, getting the confused hero's attention.
     "What?, Rocket asked, his drunk mind making him think he had misheard the Earther.
     "That's a pleasure spike, not a penis", Quill said calmly, keeping his voice down for the sake of the recording.
     Rocket gave his friend a funny look, before reaching down with a finger tip and wobbly the head of the spike, not finding any urethra as the 'girl' moaned in pleasure. He looked at Quill, hoping an explanation.
     "It's like a clit! Only the males impale their dicks on them for internal pleasure... like sounding!", Quill said, trying to give the faux-coon an example he knew the little grey alien knew of.
     Rocket drunkenly turned back to the child, trying to puzzle together how to pleasure this weird kid, "So I need to jam that spike into my dick?".
     "Er... I wouldn't advise it", Quill said, also not wanting the kid to enjoy this without getting hurt. "The males of her species have wider urethras than most species. Your likely to squeeze too hard on the kid's spike and hurt her".
     Rocket looked at the child, watching her moan as he rolled his finger around her spike's tip. If she was that sensitive without him impaled, than maybe he could try something else to pleasure her.
     The fuzzy, green girl moans died down as she calmly watched him ease up to her, a lot of these kids far more patient with him then he would have expected from kids trying to get off... It was almost like their species' all had grown accustomed to casual sex with their young. Rocket could see why that would be, though, as he slid his long, narrow cock into her cloaca beside her pleasure spike.
     Both parties moaned out in cute voices, Rocket begrudgingly agreeing to do them on tape. The feeling of his diapered hips connecting with the child's own was amazing, especially considering that the kid was wearing her culture;s equivalent of baby clothes. Even the cloth folds he had open to get into the child's nethers was her equivalent of a diaper. For all intents and purposes, it appeared to be two alien babies were going at it in a store room.
     It felt kinda cathartic for Rocket to be able to let go and be a cute little thing every once in awhile. To just be a vulnerable little kid with sexual impulses he could trust others to satisfy with him. He would never be able to force himself on an unwilling partner unless he had no other choice. But, Flark! did these kids feel good around his dick!
     This one especially was super tight, his narrow cock jammed tightly inside her, pressed against her spike and the side walls of her vagina, as if he was in her with another dicks at the same time.
     She seemed to like it too, as she began slowly gyrating her hips to rub his dick around inside her, moaning and twitching every now and then.\t
     Rocket would still prefer the company of a grown woman in public, or at least he wouldn't say no to one if she asked for sex. But the sensitivity of these kids was amazing! He could just relax and take it slow, knowing this little squirt would enjoy even the slightest movement. He didn't have to go whole hog on her to make her young body feel the same things as an "experienced" grown body.
     This, couple with the girl's own modest wetness, was enough that he didn't need to bring lube with him to each "session". He really could take his time and "make love" to the child, with both enjoying it. And he was getting paid for it!
     A dollop of pre shot out of the raccoon as he rolled this around in his mind, he quickly took back the reigns of his mind so he wouldn't start pounding into the child. Slow and steady, he reminded himself. It made him feel good if he could keep the kid feeling good.
     The kid definitely did feel good though, as she seemed to be encouraging him to goo harder and faster, puling and pushing on his arms to encourage him while moaning at the camera for her parents to see later.
    "Kitty fuck me!", the girl said, through her moans.
     "I am fucking you, kid!", Rocket said, a blush coming to his face as he heard his own words.
     "Harder!", the girl moaned, squeezing his arms tighter.
     Rocket was perplexed for a second before looking to Quill for his sober opinion.
     Quill just gave him a defeated look saying "Give it a shot if she wants to try!".
     Rocket began rocking back in forth on his heels, afraid to step up his motions too much, some species were deceptively fragile, even as adults. But the girl became more fussy.
     "Nonono, Kitty!", she whined sitting up and taking charge of the sex act. Rocket just let her manipulate him, too shocked by the child's boldness to complain as she reached down and grabbed his long, narrow dick. "Like this!", she lined his urethra up with her spike and pulled him onto it.
     "Hey, Hey! Whoa!", Rocket said, as she tried pulling him down the whole way. "Now slow down, kiddo. If that's what you want, then fine, we can do that. but don't hurt yourself or my dick!".
     The kid looked up at him and laughed, "Silly Kitty, pleasure spikes won't hurt boys!".
     Rocket and Quill both just stared at the green girl, confused why she believed this, "Ah, kid, just because you could enjoy the tightness doesn't men it won't hurt my dick if your spike stretches it too much", the raccoon explained calmly, trying not to upset the kid they couldn't do the specific sex act she wanted.
     "No no, silly Kitty!, the girl chided, mimicking a parent explaining things to a child. "Girls spike will deflate as much necessary to fit comfortable inside any boy! That's what Mommy said!".
     "What!? Like some kind of gas bladder?", the raccoon asked, his engineering mind trying to work out the mechanics the kid was describing.
     "Like this!", the girl said, suddenly wrapping her tiny, fluffy legs around his hips and pulling him onto her spike.
     The tightness was the most intense he had ever felt, having never had anything inside his dick before. But there really was none of the expected pain. As he looked down at his slightly enlarged penis, he realized exactly what the girl meant. She was designed for all sizes!
     The girl moaned as he fell forward onto her, keeping her legs tightly wrapped around his waist to keep him impaled on her clit spike. Rocket was surprised how, even with the insane increase in pleasure, she still wasn't humping him like a mad person, as he had expected of a child in so much pleasure.
     No, instead she pulled him into a deep kiss, her three tongues all swirling around his mouth and even slipping part way down his throat. He allowed her to do this, more surprised she wasn't turned off by the alcohol on his breath. She also reached down and took hold of his diaper, using it as leverage to pull him into and onto her at a her own pace.
     For all intents and purposes, the raccoon felt like he was being fucked like a baby girl, by a baby girl. And it was amazing!
     In fact, a little too amazing.
     Rocket pulled off her tongues, panting heavily, "Flark kid, we gotta slow down a minute or-".
     "No no! Do it! Fill me, Baby Kitty!", the girl moaned, forcing him to thrust faster with her legs.
     Rocket didn't need to be told twice as he allowed his urges to take over. He avoided her incoming kiss, instead biting down softly on her shoulder to better hold her in place, his teeth causing even more tremors to wrack the body of the sensitive green girl. he also wrapped both of his paws around her hips, let his full weight lay on top of her, so he could thrust harder. Far from upset by his weight, she seemed to enjoy being slightly smothered by him, at least a little.
     "Yeah, you like that!", Rocket groaned out into her shoulder as he mated her like an animal.
     "Yes! Kitty! YES!" the girl replied, her cute voice thick with lust.
     "Here it CUMS!!!", Rocket cried, slamming his diapered hips into hers and unloading, his spunk being forced out around her spike, causing her own orgasm as she felt the slimy cum squeeze into her deeper depths to try and fertilize her infertile body.
     "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!", they moaned cutely in unison, both staying rock hard as they came for nearly a minute straight.\t
     "And we're good!", Quill said, having shut off the recording.
     Rocket cuddled the kid as he softened up and slid off her spike, nuzzling her as he heard her start to purr in contentment, "Have a good time kid?".
     She nuzzled into his embrace, half asleep from fatigue and pleasure, "Yeah, I'm sure he'll love the holo-video of this".
     "Who's that, hun? You're Daddy? Uncle? Guy pretending to be your Uncle?", Rocket asked curious who the anonymous client was that sent the kid to him. Most clients preferred not to say sense they knew some species would trick them into giving up their kids to people "trying to protect them". So most would prefer to be anonymous and send the kid they were least afraid to lose. At least until he built up their trust.
     "Oh! I was sent by my family!", the girl said, continuing to nuzzle the raccoon who had made her feel so good. "It was Mr. Cosmo".
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