As well-renowned rays stop by to say “Hey!”
With radiant rituals every day
Like the sun that’s done so all of the time
Emily is ready to rise and shine!


[i]waddle…waddle…waddle
crinkle…crink-[/i]


[b]BRAAAAAAAAAAAP![/b]


Like the chimes that play when wind is around
Prompt pressure plays a familiar sound
Like the ocean wave’s rhythmic rise and fall 
This toddler’s well attuned to nature’s call


[i]crinkle…crinkle…crinkle[/i]
[i]crinkle…crinkle…crinkle[/i]


Just as nature acts without need of thought
Like sunset, she lowers and starts to squat


[b]PFFFFFT! FRRRRRT![/b]


And so, shifts like those that turn day to night
Perfectly pair like skies with stars so bright


“Mmmmph…..mmmmmmmph!”


Like how you can’t have plants without soil
She can’t pack pamps without grunts and toil


[b]PSSSSSSSSSSSHHHH!!![/b]
[b]PBLOOORT!!!…SLUMP![/b]


And like how water and light make plants grow
Soaks and stinkies make her diaper sag low


“Mmmmmmmmmph!”


[b]PBLAAAAAART!…SLUUUUUUUMP!!![/b]


There isn’t a need to be so surprised
That Emily’s made a mess of such size
Although it’s a fact you may find quite gross
It’s just nature skunks like her stink the most!