While acoustics and pianos make for chill and soothing songs, the commercial’s opening shot further commits to coolness as two Ice-types enjoy some frozen treats. Briskly walking on the sidewalk, the first of the frosty fellas is a Glaceon sporting gray sneakers, all while the bold choice of black shirts and skirts show she can totally take the summer heat. Swiftly sipping on her strawberry smoothie, certainly not one to delay downing this cold and creamy delight, neither does she have to worry about brain freeze putting her stroll on pause. As for the one tinier than the Ice-type teen and unaccustomed to either elemental extreme, holding the Glaceon’s hand is her baby sister, an Alolan Vulpix ideally dressed for sunnier days. Touting its summer style at the top is a baby blue bucket hat, a headpiece best for blocking the sun’s beautiful but blazing light on top of being such an adorable look for the little one. The clothing only getting cooler and cuter, seen on the tot’s top half is a navy blue tank top with a smiling sky blue dolphin on the center, wonderfully lightweight attire for the Ice-type needing little layers. CRINKLE! CRINKLE! CRINKLE! Likewise, light layering applies to top and bottom alike, for why add warmth with pairs of pants? And so with solely plain padding keeping the kid covered, along with maintaining the lower temperatures that little Vulpix likes, this cutely casual look shows a simplicity fitting for this innocent Ice-type. FLOP! FLOP! FLOP! Making things that much simpler are the shoes suiting the girl’s getup, blue sliders that don’t waste the toddler’s time with velcros or knots nor need any socks adding excess heat, and with the way she’s dressed up, it’s no surprise a certain someone soon speaks up. “When it comes to Ice-types, it’s the littlest kids keeping it cool!” says a familiar feminine voice as the camera puts the Vulpix more in view. LICK!…LICK!…LICK! The sweet treat in her spare hand then adds the chilly cherry on top, none other than the iconic ice cream cone. With several seconds of chocolatey splendor to savor, the only warm thing in sight is the icy tyke’s bright and wide smile while all these cool conditions make pea- PSSSSSSSSSHHHH!!! Oh….accidents are now abruptly altering the ambiance as the camera cuts closer to the baby’s bottom half, putting the spotlight on padding no longer pristine. Some viewers may be bothered by the background’s chillaxing beats getting drowned out by sudden soakings, perhaps even pissed that wholesome sights are now being soiled by shots of soggy diapers, but even towards Ice-type tots, such spectators must not be so cold, for the one wetting herself has it much worse. PSSSSSSSSSHHHH!!! The Vulpix now fully back in view, smiles sweet as her ice cream cone are suddenly replaced by a frowny face while busy bladders stain her padding once white as snow and bring about what the smallest Ice-types are most sensitive to….heat. Still ways away from big girl status, still too young to even ponder the potty, the frosty fox can only potty her pants and watch her pampers swell from the stream she can’t stop. Doomed to discomfort while that warmth develops all around her diaper, neither is number one the only one posing a problem. Slide…. So preoccupied by the torrent tormenting her down below, the toddler doesn’t notice she’s tilted her treat downward, causing its contents to start sliding off the cone until… PLOP! Oh dear….and now the staple of summer days, the treat that’s still got so much sweetness to spare, is but an ample feast for the ants as concrete makes it concretely unfit for further consumption. For a few moments, the camera fully focuses on the fallen frozen food, as though to mourn the scoop that will soon be nothing but goop. “Mmmmmmph!” Uh oh….but with another close up cut, the girl’s scrunched face shows that won’t be the only brown solid to plummet and plop, that “chocolate” far less sweet will swiftly follow the one on the floor. Having no choice but to push the moment that second pressure shows up, unfortunately for her, warmth will have to make another unwelcome appearance while her bladder continues to empty. SLUUUUUUMP!!! Not cutting it out with the quick and close cuts, the camera yet again prioritizes the tyke’s tush as a sizable solid causes her diaper to slump. Finally going back to farther shots with both sisters in view, although the camera’s hectic cuts have now halted and the baby has done her business, not even the slightest of sighs signal any relief. Troubled by how those tinkles and turds are turning up the heat, by how full diapers have canceled out her cool clothing, by how the treat she was so excited to eat has left the comforts of waffle cones, the toddler’s tears now mark a meltdown moments away. “But you know what’s not keeping it cool? Those basic diapers that never beat the heat. Not even the iciest tykes can take a chill pill when it comes to that.” the speaker states with apparent annoyance, as though they too are struggling to keep their cool like the kid about to cry. “Waaaaaaaaaah!” Distressed from all this disaster, it’s sadly no surprise the scene snowballs into an avalanche of angst as the Vulpix’s sobs and cries completely drown out the music and its positive vibes. “Oh no…” Although she certainly sympathizes with her Alolan sister, although the Glaceon won’t get too heated and throw a temper tantrum of her own, so too is the Ice-type teenager upset over soiled diapers, annoyed that she must set her sweet strawberry smoothie aside for the sake of diaper duty often delegated to mom and dad. But, before sadness or anger sets this whole scene ablaze, before the program approaches its boiling point, the commercial is given the chance to cool off. “Fortunately for all you frosty families out there, those intense temperatures won’t prompt temper tantrums any more. No longer are there zero diapers for babies better suited for the sub-zero.” With cold contexts finally making their comeback, full diapers at fault for overheating the Ice-type tyke are replaced by padding not just cleaner, but cooler too. Sure, pampers pure and white as snow have always suited icy aesthetics, but why not why not do better with a diaper whose light blue look and dark blue tapes bring to mind those grander glaciers and blizzards? “They may be below freezing, but you bet they’re not below standards! Your little one’s life will be a breeze with Cold Blue Bottoms, the diaper keeping kids extra cool!” the speaker adds in a tone serene as a snow day. While her fallen scoop of ice cream has since melted away, the Alolan Vulpix is no longer down in the dumps as she sports a lively smile once again, proving that pampers compared to permafrost have fulfilled their frigid functions. Looking down at the new diaper between her legs, so too is the toddler fond of the cooler colors of her crinkly garment while she cheerfully claps her hands, for why wouldn’t the frosty fox be fond of such super cool arctic blues and azures? Fast forwarding to further in the day, the afternoon has only gotten hotter as teen and tot now traverse the park’s asphalt trails, but their warm smiles show everything is in sync despite the summer heat. “Mmmmph….mmmmph….” Even as the toddler suddenly starts to squat and grunt, even though the little girl’s gonna make boom boom out of the blue, the blue diaper around on her bottom ensures everything’s totally chill. “And, because we know ice is nothing but nice to your chilly child, you bet Cold Blue Bottoms make your tot feel all the frostier when it’s time to fill that diaper!” they say in soft tones showing they’re cool as a cucumber. SLUUUUUUMP!!! The camera once again cuts to the kid’s crinkly tush as a big mass makes its way into her diaper, causing it to sag and slump while that sizable solid settles. Although there are no visual tricks to show the frostier effects of this full diaper, the audience has all the reason to keep their cool as a simple sound shows all is well. “Aaaaah….” The shot then shifts focus to the fox’s face, this close up capturing every sign of satisfaction supplementing this soothed sigh. Eyes devoid of the toddler’s tears have the luxury to lightly droop now that droopy diapers don’t bring doom and gloom. Her cheeks aren’t even the slightest shade of scarlet now that stinkies are no reason to stress. But, the truest treat of all, the cherished cherry on the top, is that wonderfully wide and dopey grin, that smile every toddler deserves to sport when they’ve dutifully dumped their diaper. Because of Cold Blue Bottoms, messes that once felt like molten lava piling into her pampers now feel like ice cubes kindly invited into her crinkly garment, those sublime solids that make sippies of lemonade on a scorching summer day all the lovelier. So too does the Glaceon deem this lovely as the reset shot shows her smiling face, for with no sobbing sisters to sabotage beautiful days, with diaper changes that can be deferred now that loads give the little one coolness, both kids can continue their day without complications. “Cold Blue Bottoms. Always keeping it cool!” Following the speaker’s statement, following the brand and slogan appearing in breezy blue font, the camera shortly captures the teen and toddler resuming their stroll before the screen starts fading to black, concluding this commercial with the comforting coexistence of warm and cold. End