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Enjoy!", "description_bbcode_parsed": "A series of silly poems I made on FA that I'm putting in one document. Enjoy!", "writing": "[u]Pamper Packers Are The Best Multitaskers[/u]\n\n\nThe big kids who brag of potty trainin’\nWill say diapers are a limitation\nBut I’m sure you tots know pamper packers\nMake for much much better multi-taskers!\n\n\nSay you’re watching a top tier TV show\nAnd feelings below say you gotta go\nRather than potties being pause buttons\nTots squat low amidst that show they’re lovin’\n\n\n“Mmmmmmmph!”\n\n\n[i]SLUUUUUUUMP![/i]\n\n\nSo, big kids, how’s that for “limitation”?\nTots will watch their feature presentation\nWhile you’ll have to pause the show going on\nCause you decided diapers must be gone!\n\n\n“Vwoom vwooom! Vwoom vwoom!”\n\n\nThere’s only so much time to play today \nTrips to the potty won’t lead tots astray\n‘Cause those kids will keep on going “vroom vroom!”\nIn the middle of making big boom booms!\n\n\n“Vwoom vwoom…..[i]PFFFFFT![/i]…..vwoom vwoom….mmmmmmmph!”\n\n\n[i]SLUUUUUUUUMP![/i]\n\n\nAll you older kids say it’s so naughty \nThat tots poop in their pants, not the potty\nBut, they’ve got more time to play with their toys\nWhile you’re busy being big girls and boys! \n\n\nSee? Tots are the best multi-taskers, right?\nThey can even do it asleep at night!\nCompletely comfy and relaxed, eyes closed\nNo leaving cozy abodes to drop loads\n\n\n“Mmph…”\n\n\n[i]PBLOOORT![/i]\n\n\nSo, next time you big boys and girls insist\nThat being a baby has its limits\nThink of all the things the diapered can do \n‘Cause they don’t use the potty, unlike you!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[u]A Baby’s Bunch of Boisterous Noises[/u]\n\n\nThey’re oh so precious, they’re oh so sweet\nThey’re the world’s cutest and purest petits\nThey bring warmth, love, smiles, cheer, laughter and joy\nWhat’s not to love of baby girls and boys?\n\n\nWell…there’s one thing they bring that’s a bother \nTo caregivers of those tiny toddlers\nOne that will leave some just a smidge annoyed \n‘Cause, oh boy, those kiddos make so much [b]NOISE![/b]\n\n\nAnd I don’t just mean when tots are shoutin’\nGoing [b]“WAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAH!”[/b], crying, screaming, and poutin’\n\n\nNot just when they’re going [b]STOMP! STOMP![/b] on the floor \nThrowing tantrums over treats at the store \n\n\nNor do I merely mean when they blather \nBabbling on and on in endless chatter \n\n\nOr when they want to be a one-kid band \nGoing [b]BANG! BANG! BANG![/b] on the pots and pans\n\n\nThat’s not all I mean at all, no no no\nThere’s even more noise coming from below!\n\n\nAll it takes is for tots to strain their face \nTo show they sure know how to drop the bass\nGoing [i]“Mmmmmmph!”[/i] with guttural grunts of sorts \nAlongside [b]PFFFT![/b], [b]FRRRRRRT![/b] and the boisterous [b]BLOOOOORT![/b]\n\n\nMaking a messy musical number\nPampers go [b]PLOP![/b] with beat drops from under\n[i]crinkle…crackle…[/i] goes poopy percussion \nDumps make diapers [b]SLUUUUMP![/b] as kids keep gruntin’\n\n\nThough deeds are done, many more sounds ensue \nAs diapers [b]SAG!…SAG!…SAG![/b] and tots say [i]“Phew…”[/i]\nMoms reply [i]“Peeyew!”[/i] to diapers droopy\nThe kids, loud and proud, [i]“Mama, I poopied!”[/i]\n\n\n[i]Zzz….zzzz….zzzz…[/i]\n\n\nEven when those toddlers are sound asleep\nQuietly catching Z’s without a peep\nTheir bodies not knowing potties, such naps\nPrompt big poopies with a [b]SPLOOOOOORTCH![/b] and [b]BRAAAAAAAP![/b]\n\n\n[i]“Hnnnnnng!”[/i]\n\n\n[b]SLUUUUUMP!![/b]\n\n\nStill, though it isn’t an epiphany \nThat toddlers are one smelly symphony \nParents face the messy music each day\nAnd they wouldn’t have it another way\n\n\nThough the days of caregivers end and start\nWith, [b]PFFFFFT![/b], [b]FRRRRRRT![/b], [b]BRAAAAAAAAP![/b], [b]BLOOOOOORT![/b], [b]PLOP![/b], [b]SLUMP![/b], [b]SAG![/b], and [b]BLAAAAAAAAART![/b]\nThough tots dirtily up the decibels\nA parent’s love is more exceptional\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[u]Free to Poop Your Pants, Free to Roam and Prance[/u]\n\n\nTo be a diaper-clad kid means to be\nOne who’s exploring the world most freely\nWhen the potty’s not where you have to go\nYou can be a kid moving to and fro!\n\n\n[i]crawl…crawl…crawl[/i]\n[i]crawl…crawl…crawl[/i]\n\n\nWhen you’re crawling ‘round to your heart’s content \nAnd then….[b]BRAAAAAAAP![/b]….a stinky signal is sent\nYour hands and feet don’t have to leave the floor\nWhen you’re using diapers for what they’re for!\n\n\n“Mmmph….mmmph…”\n\n\n[b]SLUUUMP![/b]\n\n\n[i]crawl…crawl…crawl[/i]\n[i]crawl…crawl…crawl[/i]\n\n\nJust a few moments for what’s down below\nAnd then just like that you’re back on the go\nHaving a ball as you crawl on the ground\nWhile your diaper droops with those messy mounds\n\n\n[i]waddle…waddle…waddle[/i]\n[i]waddle…waddle…waddle[/i]\n\n\nWhen you’re exploring that world oh so grand \nWith that awesome power to walk and stand \nNeeding to poopy won’t make those treks end!\nAll you gotta do is make those knees bend!\n\n\n“Mmmmph!”\n\n\n[b]PBLOOORP![/b]\n\n\n[i]waddle…waddle…waddle[/i]\n[i]waddle…waddle…waddle[/i]\n\n\nJust a couple seconds to push and squat\nAnd you’re back to being a waddling tot!\nWhen you’re free to roam with your pampers packed \nThere’s nothing that’ll stop you in your tracks!\n\n\n[i]STOMP!…STOMP!…STOMP![/i]\n[i]STOMP!…STOMP!…STOMP![/i]\n\n\nWhen frolicking has never been so fun\nNow that you’re a kid who can romp and run\nPressure below will hardly slow your pace \n‘Cause when you’re in diapers, just strain your face!\n\n\n“Mmmmmmph!”\n\n\n[b]DUMP!…DUMP!…SLUMP![/b]\n\n\n[i]STOMP!…STOMP!…STOMP![/i]\n[i]STOMP!…STOMP!…STOMP![/i]\n\n\nWhen diapers are where all your dumps are done\nBoom boom’s like the BANG! of a starting gun \nTelling you “Back to moving that body!”\nWhen you’re not concerned about the potty\n\n\n[i]BOING! BOING! BOING![/i]\n[i]BOING! BOING! BOING![/i]\n\n\nWhen it is always for joy that you jump \nAnd you’ve got a diaper around your rump\nPoopies won’t stop adventures through the air \nWhen you can fill your pants without a care!\n\n\n“Mmmmph!”\n\n\n[b]PBLAAAAART![/b]\n\n\n[i]BOING! BOING! BOING![/i]\n[i]BOING! BOING! BOING![/i]\n\n\nA few moments of foul force of habit\nAnd you’re back to jumping like a rabbit!\nYou’ve got all the time to jump, skip, and hop\nWhen you’re free to make those pampers go [b]PLOP![/b]\n\n\n[i]Left foot…right foot…left foot…right foot[/i]\n[i]Left foot…right foot…left foot…right foot[/i]\n\n\nWhen your adventure is a staircase climb\nAnd then your bowels say “It’s poopy time!”\nYou’re free to push it all out from down there\nAnd it’s all thanks to those diapers you wear!\n\n\n“Mmmmmmmmph!”\n\n\n[b]PBLOOOOORMPH![/b]\n\n\n[i]Left foot…right foot…left foot…right foot[/i]\n[i]Left foot…right foot…left foot…right foot[/i]\n\n\nJust the briefest pause for big number twos\nAnd then you’re right back to see that climb through!\nWhen diapers are there for the loads you drop\nYou don’t have to stop that trip to the top!\n\n\nWhen potty prowess ain’t what they must prove\nDiaper-clad kids are kids most on the move!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[u]More Dumps Without Delay, More Time to Play[/u]\n\n\nTo be a diaper-clad kid means to be\nOne playing at the park most frequently \nCause when the potty’s not a place to stay\nYou’re spending more time in places of play!\n\n\n[i]waddle…waddle…waddle[/i]\n[i]waddle…waddle…waddle[/i]\n\n\nYou’re eyes are on the slide like no other \nThe funnest way to leave the play structure\nBut before you’re riding and sliding though\n[b]PFFFT![/b]…[b]FRRRRT![/b] Uh oh! Looks like you gotta go!\n\n\n“Mmmmph!”\n\n\nWhen you’re in diapers for that very deed\nYou push, you [b]PBLOOORT![/b], and then you go “Weeeeeeeee!”\nWhen the potty’s not a place you’ll attend\nYou can ride that slide again and again!\n\n\n[i]CLINK! CLINK! CLINK![/i]\n[i]CLINK! CLINK! CLINK![/i]\n\n\nUsing your little arms to get you far\nYou’re making your way through the monkey bars\nAnd when you’re in diapers with loads to the drop\nYour journey to the end won’t have to stop!\n\n\n“Mmmmmph!”\n\n\nAll you gotta do is a push and grunt\nMake your diaper [b]SLUUUUMP![/b] as it bears the brunt\nThen you’re right back to going CLINK CLINK! CLINK!\nHaving fun no matter how much you stink!\n\n\n[i]climb…climb…climb[/i]\n[i]climb…climb…climb[/i]\n\n\nWhen you’re climbing onto the jungle gym\nYour playtime sublime won’t have to be trimmed \nOver bowels now burdened with boom boom\n‘Cause you’re a kid exempt from the bathroom!\n\n\n“Mmmmmmmph!”\n\n\nWith a diaper snugly wrapped ‘round your rump\nYour pants are where poopies go [b]DUMP![/b]…[b]DUMP![/b]…[b]DUMP![/b]\nAllowing you to keep climbing around\nNo matter the mess you make from way down\n\n\n[i]scoop…scoop…scoop[/i]\n[i]scoop…scoop…scoop[/i]\n\n\nYou’re having such a blast in the sandbox\nBuilding lots of sand castles ‘round the clock\nAnd you bet no pressure will stop your play \nWhen you’re packing pampers with no delay!\n\n\n“Mmmmmmmmph!”\n\n\nIn the sandbox, no ways for you to part\nWhen you’re a tot who’s free to squat and [b]BLAAAAAART![/b]\nYour plastic shovel will still scoop…scoop…scoop\nRegardless of diapers piled with poop\n\n\n[i]teeter…totter…teeter…totter[/i]\n[i]teeter…totter…teeter…totter[/i]\n\n\nWith the help of fellow diaper-clad friends\nYou’re riding the seesaw whose fun won’t end\nWhen both you babies have big stinkies due\nOn this lovely attraction made for two \n\n\n“Mmmmmmmph!”\n“Hnnnnnnnnnmg!”\n\n\n‘Cause when you’re in diapers made for all sorts \nOf those [b]PFFFFTs!, FRRRRRTs, BRAAAAAPs!, BLAAAAARTs!, PLOPs![/b] and [b]PBLOOOOORTs![/b]\nThe seesaw’s still going up…down…up…down\nThanks to pairs of poofy pants filled with browns!\n\n\nWhen they still don’t have to be potty trained\nThe park is a diaper-clad kid’s domain\n\n\n\n\n[u]To Be a Little Stinker With Nature’s Littler Creatures[/u]\n\n\nTo be a diaper-clad kid means to be\nOne immersed in nature’s sublimity\nTo answer nature’s call, to load your pants\nMeans your time with nature’s kin isn’t scant\n\n\n[i]chirp…chirp…chirp[/i]\n[i]chirp…chirp…chirp[/i]\n\n\nWhen your body’s telling you to make turds\nThat means there’s more time to spend with the birds\nTime to hear to their sweet songs of “tweet, tweet, tweet”\nWhen potties won’t have to force your retreat\n\n\n“Mmmmph….mmmmph….”\n\n\nThe time you’re spending grunting and squatting \nIs also time you’re spending bird watching \nSeeing them take to the skies with such grace \nAs your diaper sags and you strain your face \n\n\n[i]scuttle…scuttle…scuttle[/i]\n[i]scuttle…scuttle…scuttle[/i]\n\n\nWhen it’s the time to start filling your pants\nIt’s also the time to make friends with ants \nTo find joy in what’s way smaller than you\nWhile you’re about to make a number two\n\n\n“Mmmmmmmmph!”\n\n\nWatching itsy bitsy bugs move in groups\nWhile you’re making your diaper slump and droop\nSpying anthills with pants filled, new domains\nShow lots to see when you’re not potty trained \n\n\n[i]crawl….crawl….crawl….crawl[/i]\n\n\nSomething catches your eye on grassy grounds\nA worm content to just slither around\nAnd when your diaper’s where you go poo poo\nNo stopping you from watching what worms do\n\n\n“Mmmmph….”\n\n\nIntriguing sights of creatures small and slow\nFascinate you as your diaper sags low \nThe time you spend on grunting and messing \nIs time to see nature’s many blessings\n\n\n[i]Bzzz….bzzzz…..bzzzzz[/i]\n\n\nSpotting a certain small flying fellow\nBuzzing ‘round with bodies black and yellow\nDiapers made for all your sudden stinkies\nLet you indulge your curiosities \n\n\n“Mmmmph…mmmmmmph!”\n\n\nYou can ask the bee how they make honey \nAs you push and make your diaper lumpy\nYou can ask them why they have a stinger\nAs you’re being quite a little stinker\n\n\n[i]flap…flap…flap[/i]\n[i]flap…flap…flap[/i]\n\n\nThe time you spend on those stinky duties\nIs time spent adoring nature’s beauties \n‘Cause being in diapers means no bye byes\nTo your backyard buddy, the butterfly\n\n\n“Mmmmmmmmph!”\n\n\nBe awestruck by the bug’s beauty renowned \nAs you fill your diaper with lots of browns\nBe amazed by the colors of its wings\nWhile packed pampers are what your bowels bring\n\n\nDiaper-clad kids, their big stinkies featured \nAre kids most in touch with nature’s creatures\n\n\n\n\n[u]More BLOORTs!, More Sports![/u]\n\n\nTo be a diaper-clad kid means to be\nA kid immersed in matters most sporty\n‘Cause when you can go poopy on a dime\nThere’s no such thing as timeouts or halftime!\n\n\n[i]bounce…bounce…bounce[/i]\n[i]bounce…bounce…bounce[/i]\n\n\nEnjoying that pastime adored by all\nNone other than the game of basketball\nYou’re ready to shoot it into the hoop\nAnd then…..[b]BRAAAAAAP![/b] Uh oh! You’re about to poop!\n\n\n“Mmmmmmmph!”\n\n\nBut you’re a diaper-clad kid on the court!\nWith a simple push and a boisterous [b]BLOOORT![/b]\nOne load later, back to playtime galore!\nYour diaper sags, you shoot….[i]SWISH![/i]…and you score!\n\n\nOnto sports with no balls or strikes to call\nWhere toy bats are put to use, it’s tee ball!\nBut right before you swing for the fences\nPoopy pressure strikes and your face tenses \n\n\n“Mmmph….mmmmph….”\n\n\n[b]PFFFFT!…BLOORT!…SLUMP![/b]\n\n\nLucky for you, you’re padded at the plate\nAnd free to fill up that diaper with haste! \nWith your messes kept in poofy places \nBatter….batter….SWING! Go run the bases!\n\n\n [i]dribble…dribble…dribble[/i]\n [i]dribble…dribble…dribble[/i]\n\n\nWhen you’re playing that sport you find so grand\nThat game that demands from more than your hands\nPotties won’t stop your games of soccer \nWhen you’re a little diaper-clad toddler!\n\n\n“Mmmmmmph!”\n\n\n[b]DUMP!…DUMP!…SLUUUUUMP![/b]\n\n\nMaking your pampers crinkle and crackle\nLoaded diapers causing no debacles\nOnce you’re finished filling your diaper whole\nYou give the ball a good kick, and then…..GOOOOOOAAAAAL!!!\n\n\n“Hehehehe!”\n\n\nWhen you’re in diaper’s doing gymnastics \nAnd all sorts of awesome acrobatics\nBoom booms won’t bring such antics to a halt\nSo just keep on doing those somersaults!\n\n\n“Mmmmmmmph!”\n\n\n[b]PBLOOOOORMPH![/b]\n\n\nWhen all you gotta do is grunt and push\nTo fill up your diaper with messy mush\nYou’re right back to doing flips on the floor\nInstead of sitting on potties while bored\n\n\n[i]SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE![/i]\n[i]SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE![/i]\n\n\nSo too are diapered bottoms enhancing\nYour super silly and zany dancing\nBecause when your bowels are on the move \nJust drop the beat and get back in the groove!\n\n\n“Mmmmph!”\n\n\nFrom pushing it all out with a [b]PBLOOORT![/b]\nBack to shaking your booty back and forth \nWhen you’re a kid who’s free to poop their pants\n[i]SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE![/i] do the dirty diaper dance!\n\n\nWhen diaper-clad kids can just squat and [b]BLOORT![/b]\nThey’re the people most invested in sport!", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Pamper Packers Are The Best Multitaskers


The big kids who brag of potty trainin’
Will say diapers are a limitation
But I’m sure you tots know pamper packers
Make for much much better multi-taskers!


Say you’re watching a top tier TV show
And feelings below say you gotta go
Rather than potties being pause buttons
Tots squat low amidst that show they’re lovin’


“Mmmmmmmph!”


SLUUUUUUUMP!


So, big kids, how’s that for “limitation”?
Tots will watch their feature presentation
While you’ll have to pause the show going on
Cause you decided diapers must be gone!


“Vwoom vwooom! Vwoom vwoom!”


There’s only so much time to play today
Trips to the potty won’t lead tots astray
‘Cause those kids will keep on going “vroom vroom!”
In the middle of making big boom booms!


“Vwoom vwoom…..PFFFFFT!…..vwoom vwoom….mmmmmmmph!”


SLUUUUUUUUMP!


All you older kids say it’s so naughty
That tots poop in their pants, not the potty
But, they’ve got more time to play with their toys
While you’re busy being big girls and boys!


See? Tots are the best multi-taskers, right?
They can even do it asleep at night!
Completely comfy and relaxed, eyes closed
No leaving cozy abodes to drop loads


“Mmph…”


PBLOOORT!


So, next time you big boys and girls insist
That being a baby has its limits
Think of all the things the diapered can do
‘Cause they don’t use the potty, unlike you!






A Baby’s Bunch of Boisterous Noises


They’re oh so precious, they’re oh so sweet
They’re the world’s cutest and purest petits
They bring warmth, love, smiles, cheer, laughter and joy
What’s not to love of baby girls and boys?


Well…there’s one thing they bring that’s a bother
To caregivers of those tiny toddlers
One that will leave some just a smidge annoyed
‘Cause, oh boy, those kiddos make so much NOISE!


And I don’t just mean when tots are shoutin’
Going “WAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAH!”, crying, screaming, and poutin’


Not just when they’re going STOMP! STOMP! on the floor
Throwing tantrums over treats at the store


Nor do I merely mean when they blather
Babbling on and on in endless chatter


Or when they want to be a one-kid band
Going BANG! BANG! BANG! on the pots and pans


That’s not all I mean at all, no no no
There’s even more noise coming from below!


All it takes is for tots to strain their face
To show they sure know how to drop the bass
Going “Mmmmmmph!” with guttural grunts of sorts
Alongside PFFFT!, FRRRRRRT! and the boisterous BLOOOOORT!


Making a messy musical number
Pampers go PLOP! with beat drops from under
crinkle…crackle… goes poopy percussion
Dumps make diapers SLUUUUMP! as kids keep gruntin’


Though deeds are done, many more sounds ensue
As diapers SAG!…SAG!…SAG! and tots say “Phew…”
Moms reply “Peeyew!” to diapers droopy
The kids, loud and proud, “Mama, I poopied!”


Zzz….zzzz….zzzz…


Even when those toddlers are sound asleep
Quietly catching Z’s without a peep
Their bodies not knowing potties, such naps
Prompt big poopies with a SPLOOOOOORTCH! and BRAAAAAAAP!


“Hnnnnnng!”


SLUUUUUMP!!


Still, though it isn’t an epiphany
That toddlers are one smelly symphony
Parents face the messy music each day
And they wouldn’t have it another way


Though the days of caregivers end and start
With, PFFFFFT!, FRRRRRRT!, BRAAAAAAAAP!, BLOOOOOORT!, PLOP!, SLUMP!, SAG!, and BLAAAAAAAAART!
Though tots dirtily up the decibels
A parent’s love is more exceptional






Free to Poop Your Pants, Free to Roam and Prance


To be a diaper-clad kid means to be
One who’s exploring the world most freely
When the potty’s not where you have to go
You can be a kid moving to and fro!


crawl…crawl…crawl
crawl…crawl…crawl


When you’re crawling ‘round to your heart’s content
And then….BRAAAAAAAP!….a stinky signal is sent
Your hands and feet don’t have to leave the floor
When you’re using diapers for what they’re for!


“Mmmph….mmmph…”


SLUUUMP!


crawl…crawl…crawl
crawl…crawl…crawl


Just a few moments for what’s down below
And then just like that you’re back on the go
Having a ball as you crawl on the ground
While your diaper droops with those messy mounds


waddle…waddle…waddle
waddle…waddle…waddle


When you’re exploring that world oh so grand
With that awesome power to walk and stand
Needing to poopy won’t make those treks end!
All you gotta do is make those knees bend!


“Mmmmph!”


PBLOOORP!


waddle…waddle…waddle
waddle…waddle…waddle


Just a couple seconds to push and squat
And you’re back to being a waddling tot!
When you’re free to roam with your pampers packed
There’s nothing that’ll stop you in your tracks!


STOMP!…STOMP!…STOMP!
STOMP!…STOMP!…STOMP!


When frolicking has never been so fun
Now that you’re a kid who can romp and run
Pressure below will hardly slow your pace
‘Cause when you’re in diapers, just strain your face!


“Mmmmmmph!”


DUMP!…DUMP!…SLUMP!


STOMP!…STOMP!…STOMP!
STOMP!…STOMP!…STOMP!


When diapers are where all your dumps are done
Boom boom’s like the BANG! of a starting gun
Telling you “Back to moving that body!”
When you’re not concerned about the potty


BOING! BOING! BOING!
BOING! BOING! BOING!


When it is always for joy that you jump
And you’ve got a diaper around your rump
Poopies won’t stop adventures through the air
When you can fill your pants without a care!


“Mmmmph!”


PBLAAAAART!


BOING! BOING! BOING!
BOING! BOING! BOING!


A few moments of foul force of habit
And you’re back to jumping like a rabbit!
You’ve got all the time to jump, skip, and hop
When you’re free to make those pampers go PLOP!


Left foot…right foot…left foot…right foot
Left foot…right foot…left foot…right foot


When your adventure is a staircase climb
And then your bowels say “It’s poopy time!”
You’re free to push it all out from down there
And it’s all thanks to those diapers you wear!


“Mmmmmmmmph!”


PBLOOOOORMPH!


Left foot…right foot…left foot…right foot
Left foot…right foot…left foot…right foot


Just the briefest pause for big number twos
And then you’re right back to see that climb through!
When diapers are there for the loads you drop
You don’t have to stop that trip to the top!


When potty prowess ain’t what they must prove
Diaper-clad kids are kids most on the move!






More Dumps Without Delay, More Time to Play


To be a diaper-clad kid means to be
One playing at the park most frequently
Cause when the potty’s not a place to stay
You’re spending more time in places of play!


waddle…waddle…waddle
waddle…waddle…waddle


You’re eyes are on the slide like no other
The funnest way to leave the play structure
But before you’re riding and sliding though
PFFFT!…FRRRRT! Uh oh! Looks like you gotta go!


“Mmmmph!”


When you’re in diapers for that very deed
You push, you PBLOOORT!, and then you go “Weeeeeeeee!”
When the potty’s not a place you’ll attend
You can ride that slide again and again!


CLINK! CLINK! CLINK!
CLINK! CLINK! CLINK!


Using your little arms to get you far
You’re making your way through the monkey bars
And when you’re in diapers with loads to the drop
Your journey to the end won’t have to stop!


“Mmmmmph!”


All you gotta do is a push and grunt
Make your diaper SLUUUUMP! as it bears the brunt
Then you’re right back to going CLINK CLINK! CLINK!
Having fun no matter how much you stink!


climb…climb…climb
climb…climb…climb


When you’re climbing onto the jungle gym
Your playtime sublime won’t have to be trimmed
Over bowels now burdened with boom boom
‘Cause you’re a kid exempt from the bathroom!


“Mmmmmmmph!”


With a diaper snugly wrapped ‘round your rump
Your pants are where poopies go DUMP!…DUMP!…DUMP!
Allowing you to keep climbing around
No matter the mess you make from way down


scoop…scoop…scoop
scoop…scoop…scoop


You’re having such a blast in the sandbox
Building lots of sand castles ‘round the clock
And you bet no pressure will stop your play
When you’re packing pampers with no delay!


“Mmmmmmmmph!”


In the sandbox, no ways for you to part
When you’re a tot who’s free to squat and BLAAAAAART!
Your plastic shovel will still scoop…scoop…scoop
Regardless of diapers piled with poop


teeter…totter…teeter…totter
teeter…totter…teeter…totter


With the help of fellow diaper-clad friends
You’re riding the seesaw whose fun won’t end
When both you babies have big stinkies due
On this lovely attraction made for two


“Mmmmmmmph!”
“Hnnnnnnnnnmg!”


‘Cause when you’re in diapers made for all sorts
Of those PFFFFTs!, FRRRRRTs, BRAAAAAPs!, BLAAAAARTs!, PLOPs! and PBLOOOOORTs!
The seesaw’s still going up…down…up…down
Thanks to pairs of poofy pants filled with browns!


When they still don’t have to be potty trained
The park is a diaper-clad kid’s domain




To Be a Little Stinker With Nature’s Littler Creatures


To be a diaper-clad kid means to be
One immersed in nature’s sublimity
To answer nature’s call, to load your pants
Means your time with nature’s kin isn’t scant


chirp…chirp…chirp
chirp…chirp…chirp


When your body’s telling you to make turds
That means there’s more time to spend with the birds
Time to hear to their sweet songs of “tweet, tweet, tweet”
When potties won’t have to force your retreat


“Mmmmph….mmmmph….”


The time you’re spending grunting and squatting
Is also time you’re spending bird watching
Seeing them take to the skies with such grace
As your diaper sags and you strain your face


scuttle…scuttle…scuttle
scuttle…scuttle…scuttle


When it’s the time to start filling your pants
It’s also the time to make friends with ants
To find joy in what’s way smaller than you
While you’re about to make a number two


“Mmmmmmmmph!”


Watching itsy bitsy bugs move in groups
While you’re making your diaper slump and droop
Spying anthills with pants filled, new domains
Show lots to see when you’re not potty trained


crawl….crawl….crawl….crawl


Something catches your eye on grassy grounds
A worm content to just slither around
And when your diaper’s where you go poo poo
No stopping you from watching what worms do


“Mmmmph….”


Intriguing sights of creatures small and slow
Fascinate you as your diaper sags low
The time you spend on grunting and messing
Is time to see nature’s many blessings


Bzzz….bzzzz…..bzzzzz


Spotting a certain small flying fellow
Buzzing ‘round with bodies black and yellow
Diapers made for all your sudden stinkies
Let you indulge your curiosities


“Mmmmph…mmmmmmph!”


You can ask the bee how they make honey
As you push and make your diaper lumpy
You can ask them why they have a stinger
As you’re being quite a little stinker


flap…flap…flap
flap…flap…flap


The time you spend on those stinky duties
Is time spent adoring nature’s beauties
‘Cause being in diapers means no bye byes
To your backyard buddy, the butterfly


“Mmmmmmmmph!”


Be awestruck by the bug’s beauty renowned
As you fill your diaper with lots of browns
Be amazed by the colors of its wings
While packed pampers are what your bowels bring


Diaper-clad kids, their big stinkies featured
Are kids most in touch with nature’s creatures




More BLOORTs!, More Sports!


To be a diaper-clad kid means to be
A kid immersed in matters most sporty
‘Cause when you can go poopy on a dime
There’s no such thing as timeouts or halftime!


bounce…bounce…bounce
bounce…bounce…bounce


Enjoying that pastime adored by all
None other than the game of basketball
You’re ready to shoot it into the hoop
And then…..BRAAAAAAP! Uh oh! You’re about to poop!


“Mmmmmmmph!”


But you’re a diaper-clad kid on the court!
With a simple push and a boisterous BLOOORT!
One load later, back to playtime galore!
Your diaper sags, you shoot….SWISH!…and you score!


Onto sports with no balls or strikes to call
Where toy bats are put to use, it’s tee ball!
But right before you swing for the fences
Poopy pressure strikes and your face tenses


“Mmmph….mmmmph….”


PFFFFT!…BLOORT!…SLUMP!


Lucky for you, you’re padded at the plate
And free to fill up that diaper with haste!
With your messes kept in poofy places
Batter….batter….SWING! Go run the bases!


 dribble…dribble…dribble
 dribble…dribble…dribble


When you’re playing that sport you find so grand
That game that demands from more than your hands
Potties won’t stop your games of soccer
When you’re a little diaper-clad toddler!


“Mmmmmmph!”


DUMP!…DUMP!…SLUUUUUMP!


Making your pampers crinkle and crackle
Loaded diapers causing no debacles
Once you’re finished filling your diaper whole
You give the ball a good kick, and then…..GOOOOOOAAAAAL!!!


“Hehehehe!”


When you’re in diaper’s doing gymnastics
And all sorts of awesome acrobatics
Boom booms won’t bring such antics to a halt
So just keep on doing those somersaults!


“Mmmmmmmph!”


PBLOOOOORMPH!


When all you gotta do is grunt and push
To fill up your diaper with messy mush
You’re right back to doing flips on the floor
Instead of sitting on potties while bored


SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE!
SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE!


So too are diapered bottoms enhancing
Your super silly and zany dancing
Because when your bowels are on the move
Just drop the beat and get back in the groove!


“Mmmmph!”


From pushing it all out with a PBLOOORT!
Back to shaking your booty back and forth
When you’re a kid who’s free to poop their pants
SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE! do the dirty diaper dance!


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