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Who’s the tot about to grunt, push, and squat?
A diaper he dons, today’s Pokémon
Soon to make stinkies so big….is Tepig!
Though speaking of pigs, certainly you know
How the tale of the three little pigs goes
Well, this kid’s taking….liberties…let’s say
And not just cause there’s two less pigs today
For one, this piggy ain’t building a house
But there’s something else that’s building, no doubt
And the only way this story will progress
Is pressure preceding his poopy mess
PBRAAAAAP!!!
Asked to do what every baby does best
The toddler thinks when his bowels request
That he push, push, push, and let it all out
“Sure! By the flames from my snouty snout-snout!”
(SQUAT!)
Astray as the story is from its source
He won’t forget the Big Bad Wolf, of course!
A role Tepig plays more than well enough
Cause you bet he knows how to huff and puff!
“Mmmmph….mmmmph…..”
Here we go, kiddos! It’s right about time
For the Big Bad Wolf’s most iconic line
How ‘bout you say it with me! One, two, three!
I’ll huff…and I’ll puff….and I’ll-
“Mmmmmmmph…poooopyyyyyy!”
PBLAAAAAAAARMPH!!!…SLUUUUMP!!!
You silly piggy, that’s not how it goes!
Though you sure had to go! What a big load!
“Mmmmmmmph!”
Well, while he’s not gonna blow down a house
SPLOOOOOOORTCH!!!
Looks like he just put the “blow” in “blowout!”
“Hehehehe!”
The dirtiest diaper is no biggie
To the super duper poopy piggy
As you’d expect for this little buddy
Whose species loves filth and being muddy
(Step…step…step)
(SAG! SAG! SAG!)
Provided such deeds of diaper messin’
Haven’t already taught them a lesson
Taking Tepig to the changing table
Mom and Dad could learn from children’s fables
‘Cause like the pigs with homes of straw and stick
Mommy and Daddy had been far too quick
To finish errands that, to their surprise
The diapers they bought were of the wrong size
But now, like the third piggy, they sure know
To just take their time and be most thorough
And so the next time it’s errands galore
Heavy duty diapers will be in store",
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