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Quilava: Then you captured her?
Anon: technically lugia says it's neither male or female but she chooses to be female form because it can fit in slimmer areas to nap. Anyway after getting there she told me I could either lay with her try and capture her or *clears throat* and I quote "layyy with me until i'm satisfied"
Banette: of course you would choose the first option you horn arcanine you
Anon: no of course not! I chose to nap with her.. well at first it was laying with her then I fell asleep
Quilava: good I'm not letting anyone touch my master! He's mine alone!
Banette: you got some competition tho you can't even mega evolve like me
Quilava: that's because you ate a mega stone like a idiot you are
Banette: *blushes in embarrassment* I thought it was new candy! *scoffs* where is this guardian of the sea anyways?
Anon: Lugia said she wanted to make a quick look around the sea she still have to make sure the sea life is balanced and her duties are fulfilled
Banette: shouldn't it take at least like a year
Anon: she said she *a alarming thud outside is heard follwed by the house shaking a bit*
Lugia: *peaks her head through the kitchen window* about a hour if I don't get caught in many storms on the way
Anon: *bracing onto quilava and banette* next time can you make a softer landing *carefully puts both of them down*
Lugia: had to finish the sentence for my master who ravaged my body in that cave as I was to tired to-
Banette: question Guardian of the sea how are you gonna fit in the house? *she asks as anon is trying to calm quilava down from the joking lugia*
Lugia: oh easily! since arcues blessed every pokemon with the ability to talk to humans it also made it for us legendaries to shrink like *her body changes so she can fit through the window on par the side of banette*
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