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again why we're here?\"\n\n\"This is the nicest [and least populated] medieval kingdom I have, and you GOTTA rampage around a medieval kingdom if you're gonna be a dragon!\"\n\n\"See that's the part I didn't entirely grasp. We're horses. Dragons are like, one of two fantasy creatures that AREN'T connected to us in any way.\"\n\n\"Listen, I don't know what to tell you, I'm sometimes a horse and sometimes a dragon, that's the schtick.\"\n\n\"...Aren't you, like, a vaguely greco-roman semi-metaphysical manifestation of male horniness?\"\n\n\"One that is sometimes a horse and sometimes a dragon, yes.\"\n\n\"Sooo... I'm here to watch you shoot things with lightning as a dragon?\" \"No. You're here to join me in BEING a dragon.\"\n\n\"I can see several problems with that.\"\n\n\"Okay, shoot!\"\n\n\"Problem one: I don't actually shapeshift. I'm just, like, a really strong guy.\"\n\n\"...Didn't Aria specifically say you're more man than me?\"\n\n\"Yeah she says that to troll you, I'm pretty sure.\"\n\n\"Okay well that's not a problem, I can just transform you myself.\"\n\n\"Yeah that's problem two: I can't actually be harmed even with the REALLY fancy magic bullshit. 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I guess so.\"\n\n\"...You're not mad are you?\"\n\n\"No. It feels... different.\"\n\n\"Think you could get used to it?\"\n\n\"I think we should take the time to try.\"\n\n\n---------------\n\n\n[url=https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/rackun/]Art by Rackun[/url]\n[url=https://www.furaffinity.net/user/zeuspegasus13/]Bronze dragon from Zeuspegasus[/url]", "description_bbcode_parsed": ""So explain to me again why we're here?"

"This is the nicest [and least populated] medieval kingdom I have, and you GOTTA rampage around a medieval kingdom if you're gonna be a dragon!"

"See that's the part I didn't entirely grasp. We're horses. Dragons are like, one of two fantasy creatures that AREN'T connected to us in any way."

"Listen, I don't know what to tell you, I'm sometimes a horse and sometimes a dragon, that's the schtick."

"...Aren't you, like, a vaguely greco-roman semi-metaphysical manifestation of male horniness?"

"One that is sometimes a horse and sometimes a dragon, yes."

"Sooo... I'm here to watch you shoot things with lightning as a dragon?" "No. You're here to join me in BEING a dragon."

"I can see several problems with that."

"Okay, shoot!"

"Problem one: I don't actually shapeshift. I'm just, like, a really strong guy."

"...Didn't Aria specifically say you're more man than me?"

"Yeah she says that to troll you, I'm pretty sure."

"Okay well that's not a problem, I can just transform you myself."

"Yeah that's problem two: I can't actually be harmed even with the REALLY fancy magic bullshit. Hell I found out the hard way that time stops don't even work on me."

"I mean, what counts as harm? Anything you don't want? I don't think being a dragon is a bad deal, myself."

"I don't even know, I think it's just any alteration that doesn't 'help' me in some way."

"Ohhhh, so what you're saying is... if this works, being a dragon is objectively awesome!"

"No that is not what I said."

"So if I fire this off, I get to learn cool things about us both~"

"ZEUS PUT DOWN THE LIGHTNING BOLT."

Zzap

"...Holy fuck Char"

"Urf... my throat feels like it's full of charcoal..."

"Holy FUCK Char!"

"What, who said that, why are you down there?"

"You got HUGE as a dragon!"

"Huh? Oh... I guess so."

"...You're not mad are you?"

"No. It feels... different."

"Think you could get used to it?"

"I think we should take the time to try."


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