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LET THEIR ETERNITY BE SUBSUMED INTO YOURS AS YOU BRING THE WORLD TO HEEL. Now, common knowledge suggests that the best way to do this is a thorough rampage, knocking over monuments, maybe eating an alien invasion or two; and while galactic empires definitely are delicious, true experts like Aria here can tell you better. Active malevolence doesn't inspire a lot of hope that they can motivate you to be nicer, and for that matter the insecurity suggested by a hatred of large buildings will prevent some from taking you seriously as a giantess.\n\nIt's best to be seen as uncaring, but unstoppable! Lovecraft's elder gods, after all, were basically just an uppity seafood platter, but since they didn't give a fuck they stuck out in public consciousness as being far more terrifying than many of their betters. The less effort YOU show in using your powers, the more powers THEY will think you still have yet to show.\n\nPlease try to keep these important philosophical points in mind, and note that the being before you is -not- simply being lazy and playing card games on her phone while she slowly outgrows the planet!\n\n-----------\n\nArt by [url=https://www.furaffinity.net/user/teaselbone/]teaselbone[/url]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "So, maybe you're being worshiped, maybe you've just down some remarkably convenient pills, or maybe it's just Macro March and you've grown into a giantess. Don't panic! Here are some expert tips from our resident goddess using her patented 'Speak, Stay, Heel' formula!

1. Speak: See if you can acquire a communication method that doesn't make use of your deafening, city destroying voice. This can be done by either buying a device ahead of time capable of sympathetic growth, or, if you've manifested reality warping powers, by simply willing one into existence. If you cannot, clearly communicate your intent anyway, many macros have surprisingly non-destructive voices.

2. Stay: Depending on how big you are, anything from your juicy thighs to a single plush paw pad can constitute and apocalyptic event every time it ends up anywhere, if you sit down and stay chilled out, whoever dies to your enormous ass should remain the only casualties. It would be even nicer to stay standing but it's a bit much to ask a goddess to stay on her feet that long, isn't it?

3. Heel: MAKE SURE THE WORLD KNOWS WHO ITS NEW RULER IS. LET THEIR ETERNITY BE SUBSUMED INTO YOURS AS YOU BRING THE WORLD TO HEEL. Now, common knowledge suggests that the best way to do this is a thorough rampage, knocking over monuments, maybe eating an alien invasion or two; and while galactic empires definitely are delicious, true experts like Aria here can tell you better. Active malevolence doesn't inspire a lot of hope that they can motivate you to be nicer, and for that matter the insecurity suggested by a hatred of large buildings will prevent some from taking you seriously as a giantess.

It's best to be seen as uncaring, but unstoppable! Lovecraft's elder gods, after all, were basically just an uppity seafood platter, but since they didn't give a fuck they stuck out in public consciousness as being far more terrifying than many of their betters. The less effort YOU show in using your powers, the more powers THEY will think you still have yet to show.

Please try to keep these important philosophical points in mind, and note that the being before you is -not- simply being lazy and playing card games on her phone while she slowly outgrows the planet!

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