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“Success, obviously.”

“I ripped the showerhead out of the wall!”

“Oh, that's really inconsiderate, you shouldn't do that.”

“BY ACCIDENT.”

“...Was it one of those massager heads and you got overexcited?”

“My arm. Passed through. The steel. Without stopping.”

“Well yeah, obviously your arm is gonna do that if you just swing it wildly. You gotta be gentle.”

“Okay apparently your half of the bottle was crazy pills because you seem determined to ignore the fact that I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A FIFTEEN FOOT AMAZON.”

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“You were obviously misusing literally!”

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“You just did like three sentences ago!”

“I did?”

“You said I'd be like this 'literally forever'.”

“Yeah?”

“Oh goddess...”

“Yeah?”

“You're not funny. Besides, that still doesn't explain the height gain!”

“Well obviously if we put 2000 pounds of muscle on a normal sized frame we'd look just awful. Immobile meatballs if we're lucky.”

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“Self-defense. And cause it's fuckin' awesome.”

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“Why?”

“Um?”

“Why? Why do any of this.”

“Oh, that's obvious.”

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“Then I give you a quick course on controlling your strength and let you go make a harem out of every guy on campus I guess.”

“...What if I say I'm still a sub?”

“Then I say, 'Good News.'”


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