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Chad Stud, the "big bro," is the chiseled Adonis Renaissance Man on the right. Not only did Chad eat his fruits and veggies, he also set out to maximize his "gainz." Chad Stud achieved fame and financial success with his personal invention : The Pocket Egg™ - "Gains on the Go!" This paradigm shifting invention combined the gainz of protein-rich egg whites with the good cholesterol of egg yokes all contained within a portable, pocket-sized package encased in a durable protective shell. Simply crack open a Pocket Egg™ when you see an opportunity to build bulk, and let your gainz accumulate!
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The jingle went viral and was performed during the super bowl halftime show by the winning team - who attributed their win to the gainz they achieved which gave them the winning edge over the losing team.
Virgil Virginia, despite being Chad Stud's identical twin, chose to coast through life. Never lifted. Never expended effort. Sold feet pics on the internet to dodge work. Virgil remains a virgin.
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