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They’re the ones who got to choose what the options on the multiple-choice test were, why they hell would they… holy shit.  I am so fucked that it is ridiculous.   Wow…  aaaaaand they’re arresting him.\n\nThat’s when Batty’s Daddy starts the heavy petting and stroking his Batty’s wiener.  Also, Batty is really into sucking that cock, he’s completely lost his mind, but it feels really good.  Sometimes, you can freeze in a moment and it’s wonderful, too.  I can’t believe that this is actually as good as it is, Batty thinkz.\n\nBatty is surprised at how natural it is, almost [i]supernatural.[/i] *Batty wink*   Wait, what did I just say?  I am just saying uh, Batty is a stupid idiot Batty who is the dumbest Batty to ever live… ever~!  Batty is dumb, and Batty is gay.  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BAD!” Batty’s Daddy says, whapping his bottom.\n\n*ARF* *BARK* “Nuuuuuu-” *YURP* *SQUAGGLE-WAGGLE* *BLUMPO* *FLUUUU-ZINGA!!!*\n\n*Batty stage left bowz*\n\n<3 (Love you guyz, srsly, sorry im so weird ;w;) <3\n\nif you get confused, just listen to the music play~! :3",
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UwU<br /><br />Batty thinks about how afraid he was of finally indulging his actual sexuality back then.&nbsp;&nbsp;There is a sort of irony to it.&nbsp;&nbsp;Batty thought for sure that his downfall in this lifetime would be that he would be outed as a stupid faggot Daddy&rsquo;s boy&hellip; that he would lose his career and friends and social life permanently because of that.&nbsp;&nbsp;Batty really did not see that one coming, the sheer irony of it brings a slight smile to his face, and his eye twitches slightly with a touch of madness to it for a second. *Batty hits the vape*<br /><br />Batty supposes that maybe we are actually all the same.&nbsp;&nbsp;What Batty actually feared was a sort of &ldquo;public reaction&rdquo; involving multiple individuals all ganging up on Batty and ruining his life over something that is deeply part of him, 9 inches and as-thick-as-a-can <em>deep</em> in fact.&nbsp;&nbsp;Batty doesn&rsquo;t really know why he feared this so much, perhaps it was because he is already so bad at talking to people and communicating with words?&nbsp;&nbsp;It&rsquo;s a stupid fear, actually.&nbsp;&nbsp;When it happens you already know what is going to happen before it happens.&nbsp;&nbsp;There&rsquo;s a sort of <em>hell</em> to that, actually.&nbsp;&nbsp;Time slows down.&nbsp;&nbsp;Each second seems to freeze and you panic thinking time itself has stopped before the clock ticks one more minute closer to a temporary escape from the environment for the night.&nbsp;&nbsp;Not like you were allowed to do anything except go home and be indoors.&nbsp;&nbsp;Your friends were already allowed to leave and go to parties and have fun.&nbsp;&nbsp;Just you were still in hell, as though time had stopped.&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe it is a legit fear, honestly.<br /><br />So, I&rsquo;m insane, how about you?&nbsp;&nbsp;It feels pretty good, actually.&nbsp;&nbsp;I have been enjoying the freedom.&nbsp;&nbsp;I suppose the clock never &ldquo;ticked.&rdquo;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a frozen moment.&nbsp;&nbsp;Time has stopped, aaaaaaaand--&nbsp;&nbsp;You&rsquo;re still here.&nbsp;&nbsp;Holy fuck.&nbsp;&nbsp;What the <em>hell?</em>&nbsp;&nbsp;How?&nbsp;&nbsp;Why?&nbsp;&nbsp;Is everyone a moron except for me?&nbsp;&nbsp;Or am I the only, and biggest, fool?&nbsp;&nbsp;Are they lying to me because they are scared?&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh my God, that one was.&nbsp;&nbsp;Holy shit.&nbsp;&nbsp;Dude this is fucked.&nbsp;&nbsp;How did this happen?&nbsp;&nbsp;How am I here in the middle of this bullshit?&nbsp;&nbsp;Dude, I just, for once in my life&hellip; wanted a <em>break</em> from the constant fucking adventure.&nbsp;&nbsp;Now I am frozen in time in this mechanized hell, watching people take their absolute damnedest fucking time in ruining my life.&nbsp;&nbsp;This is never going to end.&nbsp;&nbsp;They&rsquo;re going to eventually shut down my accounts and then I&rsquo;m fucked.&nbsp;&nbsp;Are they going to arrest me for who I voted for?&nbsp;&nbsp;They&rsquo;re the ones who got to choose what the options on the multiple-choice test were, why they hell would they&hellip; holy shit.&nbsp;&nbsp;I am so fucked that it is ridiculous.&nbsp;&nbsp; Wow&hellip;&nbsp;&nbsp;aaaaaand they&rsquo;re arresting him.<br /><br />That&rsquo;s when Batty&rsquo;s Daddy starts the heavy petting and stroking his Batty&rsquo;s wiener.&nbsp;&nbsp;Also, Batty is really into sucking that cock, he&rsquo;s completely lost his mind, but it feels really good.&nbsp;&nbsp;Sometimes, you can freeze in a moment and it&rsquo;s wonderful, too.&nbsp;&nbsp;I can&rsquo;t believe that this is actually as good as it is, Batty thinkz.<br /><br />Batty is surprised at how natural it is, almost <em>supernatural.</em> *Batty wink*&nbsp;&nbsp; Wait, what did I just say?&nbsp;&nbsp;I am just saying uh, Batty is a stupid idiot Batty who is the dumbest Batty to ever live&hellip; ever~!&nbsp;&nbsp;Batty is dumb, and Batty is gay.&nbsp;&nbsp;Batty is insane, and Batty likes how he feels right now, oooooh yeahhhhh&hellip; ohhhhhH D-D-D-DADDY ~~!!! 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