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Escaping the confides of scientific experiementation, Gnar, the newest League champion (this is set before Azir, so fuck you :P) has a run-in with Teemo, the Swift Scout, and Bandle City celebrity. How will their experience turn out?", "writing": "“I am most hesitant about this.”\n\nTwo Yordles –two animalistic, miniature creatures – walked through the entrance of the dimly lit building, neither of them exchanging a glance at each other. One was older, with a swelled head, flared out yellow fur, and had his eyes hidden behind goggles, his black lab coat trailing behind him. The other was blue furred; his goggles perched on his head, right in front of a Mohawk, with a form-fitting gray jumper as his attire. The blue Yordle scoffed and rolled his eyes at what the older one said.\n\n“Knock it off, sell-out.” He said. “I don’t like working with you either, but they insisted that the smartest Yordle scientists come and claim him to study.”\n\n“The minuscule premonition of having to share my laboratory with you makes my intestines churn like the fires of a dragon, Rumble.” The older on sneered back, his sophisticated vocabulary on full display “But we’ll have to put that behind us if we are to understand and prepare countermeasures for this.”\n\nRumble gave a very brief nod as they approached a desk and rang a bell on it. At once, the window flew open, and a woman greeted them. Her long, black hair flew down to her waist, and she was wearing the uniform of a police officer.\n\n“Yordles… here for bail, I presume?” She asked, a unique accent peppering her words.\n\nRumble nodded and smiled. “Yes, Rumble-“\n\n“And Heimerdinger of the House-“ the yellow Yordle interrupted, before being himself interrupted by a gloved hand covering his muzzle.\n\n“None of that.” The officer behind the desk said, before pressing a button n what looked like an intercom. “Vi, the scientists are here, bring that… bundle of joy up with you.” She spoke into it.\n\n“Hold up: you want me to take this psycho up by myself?” a blunt-sounding voice replied back over the radio, “You crazy bitch… ya know how I like it. On my way up, Cupcake!”\n\nAfter a few minutes of waiting, the heavy metal doors next to the front desk opened, and out game a pink haired woman, half of he hair shaved, and wearing a form-fitting police uniform… with massive robotic gauntlets going all the way up to her elbows. She was dragging along another Yordle, but his appearance was rough, haggard, and all he wore was a loincloth and a sling for the boomerang on his back over his brown fur. Interestingly, unlike Rumble and Heimerdinger, this Yordle had a tail.\n\n“Here’s your prehistoric nightmare.\" She said, shoving the shaggy Yordle forward.\n\nSaid Yordle looked up towards the officer, tilting his head. \"Goobie-shoobie?\"\n\n\"Gnar is not a nightmare.\" Heimerdinger stated.\n\n\"Yes he is.\" The blue-furred Yordle interjected, causing his big-headed compatriot to sneer at him.\n\n\"He's just not used to the modern era... also still basically a toddler. He needs to acclimate-\"\n\n\"Oh, he acclimated alright.\" The pink-haired officer explained, cutting Heimer off. \"He 'acclimated' all over town! thirty thefts, fifteen vandalism, one assault...\" she took a moment to laugh about that, \"on Jinx... and at least one count of... what's this one mean again, Cupcake?\"\n\n\"Cupcake\" sighed and shook her head. \"That means he took and drove someone else's vehicle, Vi.\"\n\n\"Right, thanks!\" Vi then crumpled up the paper and leaned down, glaring at them. \"If you can't control him, we're gonna deal with him ourselves... capice?\"\n\n\"Got it, neon-hair.\" Rumble said, giving a slight sneer, making the pink-haired officer face-palm with her massive gauntlets.\n\nGnar needed no prodding after that, and happily bolted over, planting himself between both of the scientists and swinging their arms. \"Nada, gada!\"\n\n\"He seems excited to be a test subject.\" Heimerdinger said, his brows furrowing.\n\n\"He's just happy to be around his own kind, I imagine.\" Rumble chimed in.\n\nWith a slight shrug from the Revered Inventor, the three Yordles set off through the doors of the police station, leaving Piltover's Finest -that's what the duo of cops were called- to deal with the fall out of the little terror's destruction on their own....\n\n-------------------------BANDLE CITY, TWO HOURS LATER-------------------------\n\nBandle City was different from most other city states in the world. Unlike the metal skyscraper showcase that was Piltover, Bandle City was very atmospheric. The rustic buildings were built of wood slats and concrete, and the roads were cobblestone, cutting through large swatches of grassy fields; few modern structures existed, the train station being one of them. As well, all around, decorations were hung for the Harrowing, an annual event which celebrated spirits and trickery, and also when the beings of the Shadow Isles were at their most powerful.\n\nAfter the two hour train ride that connected Bandle City, the hometown of the Yordles, to the city of Piltover, the three Yordles finally disembarked, Rumble taking the time to stretch out as they left the train.\n\n\"Man oh man... it sure feels nice to be home!\" He said, looking around.\n\n\"Yes, I can imagine... tell me, why did I agree that we would use your laboratory, when mine has the much better equipment?\" A bitter Heimerdinger asked.\n\n\"Your lab is better!?\" The Mechanized Menace snapped out, \"Piltover was built on Yordle technology! My lab is the better one, you sell-out bastard!\"\n\n\"And there's the foul mouth again...\" Heimer mumbled under his breath.\n\nRumble stammered and quickly turned his head. \"...Besides, Gnar will react better if he's around more of his own kind.\"\n\n\"...Speaking of... where is Gnar?\"\n\nThe blue-furred Yordle turned around and saw that Gnar was no longer behind him. \"...Well crap.\"\n\n\"You miniature moron.\" Heimer stated bluntly. \"We have to spread out and find him. Who knows what kind of chaos he can bring, unsupervised?\"\n\nRumble nodded and hopped over the railing of the train station... landing in the cockpit of Tristy, his personally made robot, prompting a scoff of disgust from Heimer.\n\n\"You really use that mechanized abomination for all of your transit?\" The yellow Yordle asked.\n\n\"Coming from a guy who has a rocket in his hair?! Shut up and let's go!\"\n\nAs Rumble took off, Heimer sighed and pressed a button on his coat, causing a rocket to sprout out from under his hair, and he jumped off the station, letting the rocket carry him off.\n\nMeanwhile, the Missing Link was dashing his way through town, sniffing at and examining everything he could realistically hold on to. Needless to say, this was drawing him plenty of stares, some in confusion, and some of shock, and even more some of anger. None of this mattered to the playful, prehistoric orange fuzzball though.\n\nAnd then it happened.\n\nA cream-colored, shirtless Yordle, wearing a green hat, with goggles on it, brown pants, and matching green boots and mitts, walked out of what appeared to be some sort of craftsman's shop, and tipped his hat to the rose-tinted Yordle on the other side.\n\n\"Thank you for the meal, Romie.\" He said, smiling wide.\n\nThe female, Romie, smiled and nodded her head. \"You take care now, Teemo!\"\n\nTeemo gave a brief nod and went off on his way. Although he was officially one of Bandle City's scouts, Teemo had an odd effect to him: he didn't open his eyes often, if ever. Yet he was still able to see exactly where he was going and who he was talking to... somehow... probably why he was among the best. As he rounded the corner, he was smashed into by an orange blur, which knocked him off his feet, and sent him bowling down the alley.\n\n\"Ow...\" he said, rubbing the back of his head, which was now sans hat. He lifted his head and 'saw' a familiar prehistoric creature...\n\n\"Gnar!\" He called out, immediately shooting up. \"I, uh.. what are you doing here?\"\n\n\"Gnar, Gnar, gada shoogie!\" Gnar replied, in his unintelligible language.\n\n\"...ok!\" The cream-colored Yordle replied, giving off a slight nervous chuckle as he pretended to understand the orange puffball's gibberish.\n\nThe Missing Link reached forward and grabbed onto Teemo's arm, tugging on it. \"Cada vago!\"\n\n\"You want me to follow you?\" Teemo asked.\n\nThe prehistoric Yordle nodded and started pulling again, making The Swift Scout stumble forward.\n\n\"Ok, ok, I'll follow you!\"\n\nGnar smiled happily and bound off without another word... leaving Teemo to stand there in a slight daze before shaking his head and running after him. The chase went through several of the various nooks and crannies of the town, nearly knocking several other passersby over as Gnar made Teemo chase him around...\n\nMeanwhile, Heimerdinger and Rumble were still on the hunt, stopped in front of a fountain to catch their breath.\n\n\"Why haven't we found him yet?\" Rumble asked, incredibly annoyed.\n\n\"I would assume,\" Heimerdinger began, \"That it is very likely he does not want us to find him.\"\n\n\"Bullcrap!\" The blue Yordle snapped out, \"We're gonna find him, even if I have to install a radar in Tristy to do it!\" He finished his statement by kicking his mech.\n\nHeimer sighed and slumped back against the fountain, pulling a clipboard out of his massive hair, and crossing something off. \"I doubt we-\"\n\nAnd then on cue, there was a scream, causing the two scientists to look at each other, and dart off towards where it came from. What they found was a woman in shock, a dropped basket of bread sprawled out at her feet.\n\n\"Oi, Ma'am, what happened here?\" Rumble asked.\n\n\"Some... thing, it ran right past me... almost knocked me over. Teemo the scout is chasing it.\" She replied, her body shaking\n\n\"Which direction did the duo run off towards, madam?\" Heimer asked.\n\nShe merely pointed her finger forward, which lead down a hill... and down by where a lake was in clear view. The two Yordle scientists nodded to each other before turning back towards the female.\n\n\"We'll catch him, don't worry!\" They said in unison, before starting to make off.\n\n\"You're too slow with that rocket, Sellout!\" the blue Yordle belted at his yellow counterpart.\n\n\"At least my equipment doesn't blow up on me constantly, xenophobic louse!\" The black clad, yellow Yordle snapped back. \"Let's just find Gnar before he causes more-\"\n\n\"You are being summoned.\"\n\nBoth of them stopped dead in their tracks as the voice bellowed in their heads. Rumble made a very aggressive sigh as he punched the controls of Tristy.\n\n\"Dammit! The League has the absolute worst timing!\" He yelled.\n\n\"Indeed, but we have no choice now, do we?\" Heimer replied.\n\nDefeated, the two Yordles stepped through the portal that had just opened for them. Before stepping through himself, Rumble gave a glance back towards the rest of Bandle City, before sighing and making his way forward. Once both of them had passed through, the portal vanished...\n\n-------------------------BANDLE CITY OUTSKIRTS-------------------------\n\nShimmer Lake was aptly named. It was at the bottom of a path that lead from Bandle City, which overlooked it from its hilltop perch. It was here that Teemo's chasing of Gnar finally came to an end. The Swift Scout panted and leaned against a tree to catch his breath.\n\n\"Ok, you brought me to Shimmer Lake... but why?\" He asked.\n\nThe Missing Link grinned and pointed to the water, making what Teemo could only assume was a swimming motion with his other arm. \"Shaga! Shaga!\"\n\n\"...Shaga?\" Teemo asked, tilting his head. \"You mean swimming?\"\n\nGnar nodded his head and ran over to Teemo, tugging at his pants, trying to pull them off. Teemo swatted him away almost instantly.\n\n\"Ok, ok! I'll swim!\" he said.\n\nGnar squeaked happily and quickly took off his loincloth and boomerang sling, immediately jumping into the water. Teemo sighed and shook his head, smiling slightly.\n\n\"Just like a kid...\" he said, watching Gnar swim around.\n\nHe then set his hat down and got himself out of his own attire, including his blowgun, and the telescope he wore around his neck. He then walked up to the edge of the lake and dipped his foot into the water to test the temperature. After giving a relieved smile, Teemo slid himself into the water, watching The Missing Link swim around. \n\nAfter noticing him the water, Gnar swam up to him and pulled him away from the shore. Teemo raised an eyebrow and smiled slightly. \"You wanna play?\"\n\n\"Wabbo!\" Gnar called out, diving under the water. Teemo blinked and joined him. \n\nTeemo looked around and saw Gnar swimming around, trying to catch some fish with his bare paws. Teemo smirked and swam forward, nudging Gnar on the shoulder. Gnar turned his head and watched as Teemo kicked off, slipping behind a fish and snapping it quickly in his paws. Teemo smiled and gave the fish to Gnar, who happily took it and swam up to the surface with the fish. Teemo followed him and saw the prehistoric Yordle plop the fish into his mouth whole.\n\n\"That still surprises me.\" The cream-colored Yordle said, with a slightly worried tone.\n\nThe orange male paid no heed to the comment and then swam up to Teemo, tilting his head.\n\n\"Hoogie?\" Gnar asked.\n\nTeemo tilted his head ,looking confused. \"Whats that mean?\"\n\nGnar giggled and dipped below the water... and almost immediately, Teemo felt a jolt through his body as The Missing Link grabbed hold of... something. The Swift Scout pulled Gnar up and glared at him, the young, prehistoric male looking completely innocent.\n\n“What do you think you're doing?” Teemo angrily reprimanded.\n\nGnar frowned and stretched his hand outwards, repeating his previous word, with an addition: “Hoogie, dah?”\n\nAnd that's when it hit Teemo: prehistoric Yordles must not have had any scruples about doing sensual things with anyone... of any age. Teemo sighed and put on his paws on Gnar's shoulders and shook his head.\n\n“Look, Gnar, us modern Yordles, we don't... just do stuff like that because we want to.” The cream-colored Yordle paused a moment and shook his head. “Well, ok, Ziggs does, but he's, well... not all there.”\n\nGnar frowned even more and started to sniffle... and then Teemo could see the faint red glow starting to form around him... and the faint echo in his voice... “Hoogie...”\n\n“BUUUUT...” Teemo quickly got out, sweating and chuckling nervously, “I guess it can't... hurt... right?”\n\nGnar sniffled again and looked up at the adult male. “Hoogie?”\n\nTeemo nodded and gave a very... very small smile. “Hoogie.”\n\nGnar squealed and hugged onto Teemo before diving back down under the water, licking his lips as his eyes locked onto the Scout's bits again, and reached forward to grab at the other male's member. The instant this happened, Teemo let out a very small, but audible squeak and his body moved up, as did his cock, which started to grow as Gnar played with it. The orange Yordle was treating it like a new toy, sniffing at it and gripping at it with his tiny paws, letting out a small growl as he made Teemo's Yordlehood stiffen.\n\n“Ok, ok, stop now...” Teemo said, huffing a bit, “I don't think we should-”\n\nHe was cut off by a quick push to his gut, which sent Teemo flying back as Gnar pushed him back towards the edge of the lake, surprising the adult with the display of strength.\n\n“Wango!” Gnar called out happily, his tongue hanging out as he had the cream-colored male pressed up against the edge of the lake.\n\n“You've been around Ziggs, haven't you?”\n\nGnar's response was to giggle and slurp Teemo across the face, confusing the Scout. The orange Yordle then reached under the water to hoist Teemo's body up. The cream-colored Yordle glared and cleared his throat.\n\n“Put me down!” He called out.\n\nGnar looked up at him and frowned, the orange yordle frowning, his blue ear tips turning red...\n\n“...or not.” he said, his voice shaking.\n\nThe prehistoric toddler grinned and laughed, , slurping Teemo's face again before he slipped himself up close to the modern male, and humped at his rump, not even yet hard, and yet full of energy.\n\nBut it didn't take long.\n\nTeemo let out a small squeak as felt something poke at his hole. Thoughts started to race through his head, like imagining if this is how Ziggs felt, whenever he managed to pull someone to his room... but then he realized, that mad bomber would probably keep himself from bottoming for Gnar.\n\nTeemo winced as the Missing Link's member slid itself up his passage, the cream-colored Scout gripping onto the grass on the edge of the lakebed, Gnar wasting no time in giving a quick push up to get his Yordlehood completely inside.\n\n“G-gnar?” Teemo asked, his voice shaky.\n\n“Wap?” Gnar asked, tilting his head.\n\n“Do you know what you're doing?”\n\nGnar shook his head and started to hump, his cock sloppily sliding quickly through the Swift Scout's tailhole, making Teemo squirm and writhe, his body shivering as it tried to process the hard, quick thrusts from the inexperienced Yordle. But whereas Teemo seemed slightly uncomfortable, Gnar was clearly enjoying himself, his head thrown back, his tongue hanging out, tail swishing about behind him.\n\n“This is... not what I had in mind...” The cream-colored Yordle said through whimpers and squeaks, his eyes closed tight as Gnar plowed into him, their motions causing ripples to splash out from their location.\n\n“Gnar! Gnar! Cadaga!” Gnar called out, pushing himself against Teemo with even more speed, the orange Yordle's tail wrapping itself around Teemo's body, trying to make the cream-colored Yordle feel more welcome.\n\nTeemo blushed a bit as he felt the tail wrap itself around his body, making him actually smile a bit, his body finally relaxing, starting to enjoy himself as he got used to Gnar's movements.\n\nBut then, it happened.\n\nUnnoticed to both of them, a red aura started to form around Gnar, his fur darkening, becoming scraggly as he kept pounding himself into Teemo...\n\n“...keep going...” Teemo said, squirming around some more.\n\nGnar nodded and sped up, slamming harder, faster into Teemo, the aura only strengthening in sheer pressure as he kept going, his hips smacking loudly against the Scout, small waves bouncing off their bodies with each movement.\n\n“Gnar, engah...” Gnar moaned out, his eyes closed tight.\n\nTeemo slowly opened his eyes, still smiling. “what does-” when his eyes were fully opened, the Scout's reaction was... typical. “that... mean...” Teemo shot up and grabbed onto the prehistoric Yordle's shoulders. “GNAR!”\n\nGnar's eyes shot open to reveal that they were glowing red, his entire body looking incredibly scraggly now, pulsating a dark aura. A huge gale started to swirl around the two as it became crystal clear now... a change was coming...\n\n“GNAR!!!!!!!”\n\nAnd in a flash, the young, orange-furred Yordle was replaced with a monstrous, titanic red beast, with menacing yellow eyes, and gargantuan tusks... and also a much bigger cock, which was now lodged firmly up Teemo's hole, stretching the poor Scout to the near breaking point.. or perhaps, on the threshold, as a small trickle of blood became apparent...\n\n“Get off! Get off!” Teemo cried out in agony.\n\nGnar growled and slammed his passive paws onto the lakebed as he didn't give Teemo any heed... he had hit orgasm, in a cataclysmic way. His thick seed started shooting into Teemo's body, making the cream-colored Yordle scream as the fluids filled his stretched-out body, bloating his belly with the subtances.\n\nAs the mammoth creature's orgasm died down, it collapsed against Teemo, the pressure of the bigger form nearly crushing him.\n\n“Ow...” Teemo called out weakly, sniffling as he started to cry.\n\nThe bigger form of Gnar looked down at the other male and growled lowly in exhaustion, giving him a small lick before falling over... laying there with the broken Yordle, letting him stew in his pain and bloating, for lord knows how long...\n\n-------------------------AN HOUR LATER-------------------------\n\nIn the main town square, a portal opened up, attracting the gazes of passersby as the two scientists came hobbling out of it. They looked worn, and banged up from a long battle.\n\n“FUCK THAT BITCH, RIVEN!” Rumble yelled out, loud enough for everyone to hear.\n\n“Hah, you call your experience bad?” Heimerdinger chimed in. “I'd like to see how you fair against Syndra...”\n\nThe blue-furred Yordle huffed and looked around. “...towards the lake, right?”\n\nThe yellow-hued one nodded and pressed a button to activate the rocket he kept in his massive hair. “Let us hurry, we've been away for too long already.”\n\nAfter a few minutes of downhill trekking, the two found themselves at Shimmer Lake, its clear waters reflecting the two as they arrived.\n\n“I need to come down here more often...” Rumble said, admiring his figure in the water.\n\n“Stop admiring yourself and help me find Gnar and Teemo!” Heimer snapped at Rumble.\n\nRumbler huffed and looked around, his mech's cockpit giving him a prime vantage point to track the missing Yordles. And that's when he noticed something behind a tree...\n\n“I think I found them!”\n\nHeimer came dashing towards him and wiped some sweat from his brow. “You found them?” He asked.\n\nAs if on queue, a fully clothed Teemo leaned over from behind the tree and sighed a bit in relief. “Oh... hi there.” He greeted them.\n\n“We apologize for not arriving sooner, Scout Teemo.” Heimer stated. “Do you have Gnar with you?”\n\nThe cream-colored Yordle nodded and lightly nudged the now re-dressed and sleeping Gnar towards them, the young Yordle slumping over onto the ground, still asleep.\n\n“The one time where he isn't a pain in the ass,” Rumble said, smirking slightly, “Is when he's sleeping. Typical.”\n\nHeimer waisted no time in scooping Gnar up, being careful as he walked up to Tristy. Rumble made the mech kneel, so that the Revered Inventor could place Gnar inside the cockpit. As the two scientists prepared to take off, Rumble looked towards Teemo and tlted his head.\n\n“He didn't give you any shit, did he?” The blue-furred Yordle asked.\n\nThe Scout shook his head and stood up, wobbling a bit, and barely wincing. “I'm fine, he was no trouble at all....”\n\n“Ya sure now?”\n\nTeemo nodded and waved them off. “Yeah, yeah, I am. Now get going!”\n\nRumble scowled and pulled the lever that activated his robot, and Heimer got his rocket out, and they left, with Gnar in tow. Teemo sighed and squeked as he fell back onto the ground, whimpering and rubbing his butt.\n\n“Gnar nearly broke me in half...” The Scout said, wincing more noticeably. “HE needs to learn control...”\n\nAnd with that, Teemo managed to pick himself up, and hobble off back to town... his legs shakey, and paws holding onto his hips. Gnar really did a number on him, and he was gonna feel it for a while.\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "“I am most hesitant about this.”

Two Yordles –two animalistic, miniature creatures – walked through the entrance of the dimly lit building, neither of them exchanging a glance at each other. One was older, with a swelled head, flared out yellow fur, and had his eyes hidden behind goggles, his black lab coat trailing behind him. The other was blue furred; his goggles perched on his head, right in front of a Mohawk, with a form-fitting gray jumper as his attire. The blue Yordle scoffed and rolled his eyes at what the older one said.

“Knock it off, sell-out.” He said. “I don’t like working with you either, but they insisted that the smartest Yordle scientists come and claim him to study.”

“The minuscule premonition of having to share my laboratory with you makes my intestines churn like the fires of a dragon, Rumble.” The older on sneered back, his sophisticated vocabulary on full display “But we’ll have to put that behind us if we are to understand and prepare countermeasures for this.”

Rumble gave a very brief nod as they approached a desk and rang a bell on it. At once, the window flew open, and a woman greeted them. Her long, black hair flew down to her waist, and she was wearing the uniform of a police officer.

“Yordles… here for bail, I presume?” She asked, a unique accent peppering her words.

Rumble nodded and smiled. “Yes, Rumble-“

“And Heimerdinger of the House-“ the yellow Yordle interrupted, before being himself interrupted by a gloved hand covering his muzzle.

“None of that.” The officer behind the desk said, before pressing a button n what looked like an intercom. “Vi, the scientists are here, bring that… bundle of joy up with you.” She spoke into it.

“Hold up: you want me to take this psycho up by myself?” a blunt-sounding voice replied back over the radio, “You crazy bitch… ya know how I like it. On my way up, Cupcake!”

After a few minutes of waiting, the heavy metal doors next to the front desk opened, and out game a pink haired woman, half of he hair shaved, and wearing a form-fitting police uniform… with massive robotic gauntlets going all the way up to her elbows. She was dragging along another Yordle, but his appearance was rough, haggard, and all he wore was a loincloth and a sling for the boomerang on his back over his brown fur. Interestingly, unlike Rumble and Heimerdinger, this Yordle had a tail.

“Here’s your prehistoric nightmare." She said, shoving the shaggy Yordle forward.

Said Yordle looked up towards the officer, tilting his head. "Goobie-shoobie?"

"Gnar is not a nightmare." Heimerdinger stated.

"Yes he is." The blue-furred Yordle interjected, causing his big-headed compatriot to sneer at him.

"He's just not used to the modern era... also still basically a toddler. He needs to acclimate-"

"Oh, he acclimated alright." The pink-haired officer explained, cutting Heimer off. "He 'acclimated' all over town! thirty thefts, fifteen vandalism, one assault..." she took a moment to laugh about that, "on Jinx... and at least one count of... what's this one mean again, Cupcake?"

"Cupcake" sighed and shook her head. "That means he took and drove someone else's vehicle, Vi."

"Right, thanks!" Vi then crumpled up the paper and leaned down, glaring at them. "If you can't control him, we're gonna deal with him ourselves... capice?"

"Got it, neon-hair." Rumble said, giving a slight sneer, making the pink-haired officer face-palm with her massive gauntlets.

Gnar needed no prodding after that, and happily bolted over, planting himself between both of the scientists and swinging their arms. "Nada, gada!"

"He seems excited to be a test subject." Heimerdinger said, his brows furrowing.

"He's just happy to be around his own kind, I imagine." Rumble chimed in.

With a slight shrug from the Revered Inventor, the three Yordles set off through the doors of the police station, leaving Piltover's Finest -that's what the duo of cops were called- to deal with the fall out of the little terror's destruction on their own....

-------------------------BANDLE CITY, TWO HOURS LATER-------------------------

Bandle City was different from most other city states in the world. Unlike the metal skyscraper showcase that was Piltover, Bandle City was very atmospheric. The rustic buildings were built of wood slats and concrete, and the roads were cobblestone, cutting through large swatches of grassy fields; few modern structures existed, the train station being one of them. As well, all around, decorations were hung for the Harrowing, an annual event which celebrated spirits and trickery, and also when the beings of the Shadow Isles were at their most powerful.

After the two hour train ride that connected Bandle City, the hometown of the Yordles, to the city of Piltover, the three Yordles finally disembarked, Rumble taking the time to stretch out as they left the train.

"Man oh man... it sure feels nice to be home!" He said, looking around.

"Yes, I can imagine... tell me, why did I agree that we would use your laboratory, when mine has the much better equipment?" A bitter Heimerdinger asked.

"Your lab is better!?" The Mechanized Menace snapped out, "Piltover was built on Yordle technology! My lab is the better one, you sell-out bastard!"

"And there's the foul mouth again..." Heimer mumbled under his breath.

Rumble stammered and quickly turned his head. "...Besides, Gnar will react better if he's around more of his own kind."

"...Speaking of... where is Gnar?"

The blue-furred Yordle turned around and saw that Gnar was no longer behind him. "...Well crap."

"You miniature moron." Heimer stated bluntly. "We have to spread out and find him. Who knows what kind of chaos he can bring, unsupervised?"

Rumble nodded and hopped over the railing of the train station... landing in the cockpit of Tristy, his personally made robot, prompting a scoff of disgust from Heimer.

"You really use that mechanized abomination for all of your transit?" The yellow Yordle asked.

"Coming from a guy who has a rocket in his hair?! Shut up and let's go!"

As Rumble took off, Heimer sighed and pressed a button on his coat, causing a rocket to sprout out from under his hair, and he jumped off the station, letting the rocket carry him off.

Meanwhile, the Missing Link was dashing his way through town, sniffing at and examining everything he could realistically hold on to. Needless to say, this was drawing him plenty of stares, some in confusion, and some of shock, and even more some of anger. None of this mattered to the playful, prehistoric orange fuzzball though.

And then it happened.

A cream-colored, shirtless Yordle, wearing a green hat, with goggles on it, brown pants, and matching green boots and mitts, walked out of what appeared to be some sort of craftsman's shop, and tipped his hat to the rose-tinted Yordle on the other side.

"Thank you for the meal, Romie." He said, smiling wide.

The female, Romie, smiled and nodded her head. "You take care now, Teemo!"

Teemo gave a brief nod and went off on his way. Although he was officially one of Bandle City's scouts, Teemo had an odd effect to him: he didn't open his eyes often, if ever. Yet he was still able to see exactly where he was going and who he was talking to... somehow... probably why he was among the best. As he rounded the corner, he was smashed into by an orange blur, which knocked him off his feet, and sent him bowling down the alley.

"Ow..." he said, rubbing the back of his head, which was now sans hat. He lifted his head and 'saw' a familiar prehistoric creature...

"Gnar!" He called out, immediately shooting up. "I, uh.. what are you doing here?"

"Gnar, Gnar, gada shoogie!" Gnar replied, in his unintelligible language.

"...ok!" The cream-colored Yordle replied, giving off a slight nervous chuckle as he pretended to understand the orange puffball's gibberish.

The Missing Link reached forward and grabbed onto Teemo's arm, tugging on it. "Cada vago!"

"You want me to follow you?" Teemo asked.

The prehistoric Yordle nodded and started pulling again, making The Swift Scout stumble forward.

"Ok, ok, I'll follow you!"

Gnar smiled happily and bound off without another word... leaving Teemo to stand there in a slight daze before shaking his head and running after him. The chase went through several of the various nooks and crannies of the town, nearly knocking several other passersby over as Gnar made Teemo chase him around...

Meanwhile, Heimerdinger and Rumble were still on the hunt, stopped in front of a fountain to catch their breath.

"Why haven't we found him yet?" Rumble asked, incredibly annoyed.

"I would assume," Heimerdinger began, "That it is very likely he does not want us to find him."

"Bullcrap!" The blue Yordle snapped out, "We're gonna find him, even if I have to install a radar in Tristy to do it!" He finished his statement by kicking his mech.

Heimer sighed and slumped back against the fountain, pulling a clipboard out of his massive hair, and crossing something off. "I doubt we-"

And then on cue, there was a scream, causing the two scientists to look at each other, and dart off towards where it came from. What they found was a woman in shock, a dropped basket of bread sprawled out at her feet.

"Oi, Ma'am, what happened here?" Rumble asked.

"Some... thing, it ran right past me... almost knocked me over. Teemo the scout is chasing it." She replied, her body shaking

"Which direction did the duo run off towards, madam?" Heimer asked.

She merely pointed her finger forward, which lead down a hill... and down by where a lake was in clear view. The two Yordle scientists nodded to each other before turning back towards the female.

"We'll catch him, don't worry!" They said in unison, before starting to make off.

"You're too slow with that rocket, Sellout!" the blue Yordle belted at his yellow counterpart.

"At least my equipment doesn't blow up on me constantly, xenophobic louse!" The black clad, yellow Yordle snapped back. "Let's just find Gnar before he causes more-"

"You are being summoned."

Both of them stopped dead in their tracks as the voice bellowed in their heads. Rumble made a very aggressive sigh as he punched the controls of Tristy.

"Dammit! The League has the absolute worst timing!" He yelled.

"Indeed, but we have no choice now, do we?" Heimer replied.

Defeated, the two Yordles stepped through the portal that had just opened for them. Before stepping through himself, Rumble gave a glance back towards the rest of Bandle City, before sighing and making his way forward. Once both of them had passed through, the portal vanished...

-------------------------BANDLE CITY OUTSKIRTS-------------------------

Shimmer Lake was aptly named. It was at the bottom of a path that lead from Bandle City, which overlooked it from its hilltop perch. It was here that Teemo's chasing of Gnar finally came to an end. The Swift Scout panted and leaned against a tree to catch his breath.

"Ok, you brought me to Shimmer Lake... but why?" He asked.

The Missing Link grinned and pointed to the water, making what Teemo could only assume was a swimming motion with his other arm. "Shaga! Shaga!"

"...Shaga?" Teemo asked, tilting his head. "You mean swimming?"

Gnar nodded his head and ran over to Teemo, tugging at his pants, trying to pull them off. Teemo swatted him away almost instantly.

"Ok, ok! I'll swim!" he said.

Gnar squeaked happily and quickly took off his loincloth and boomerang sling, immediately jumping into the water. Teemo sighed and shook his head, smiling slightly.

"Just like a kid..." he said, watching Gnar swim around.

He then set his hat down and got himself out of his own attire, including his blowgun, and the telescope he wore around his neck. He then walked up to the edge of the lake and dipped his foot into the water to test the temperature. After giving a relieved smile, Teemo slid himself into the water, watching The Missing Link swim around.

After noticing him the water, Gnar swam up to him and pulled him away from the shore. Teemo raised an eyebrow and smiled slightly. "You wanna play?"

"Wabbo!" Gnar called out, diving under the water. Teemo blinked and joined him.

Teemo looked around and saw Gnar swimming around, trying to catch some fish with his bare paws. Teemo smirked and swam forward, nudging Gnar on the shoulder. Gnar turned his head and watched as Teemo kicked off, slipping behind a fish and snapping it quickly in his paws. Teemo smiled and gave the fish to Gnar, who happily took it and swam up to the surface with the fish. Teemo followed him and saw the prehistoric Yordle plop the fish into his mouth whole.

"That still surprises me." The cream-colored Yordle said, with a slightly worried tone.

The orange male paid no heed to the comment and then swam up to Teemo, tilting his head.

"Hoogie?" Gnar asked.

Teemo tilted his head ,looking confused. "Whats that mean?"

Gnar giggled and dipped below the water... and almost immediately, Teemo felt a jolt through his body as The Missing Link grabbed hold of... something. The Swift Scout pulled Gnar up and glared at him, the young, prehistoric male looking completely innocent.

“What do you think you're doing?” Teemo angrily reprimanded.

Gnar frowned and stretched his hand outwards, repeating his previous word, with an addition: “Hoogie, dah?”

And that's when it hit Teemo: prehistoric Yordles must not have had any scruples about doing sensual things with anyone... of any age. Teemo sighed and put on his paws on Gnar's shoulders and shook his head.

“Look, Gnar, us modern Yordles, we don't... just do stuff like that because we want to.” The cream-colored Yordle paused a moment and shook his head. “Well, ok, Ziggs does, but he's, well... not all there.”

Gnar frowned even more and started to sniffle... and then Teemo could see the faint red glow starting to form around him... and the faint echo in his voice... “Hoogie...”

“BUUUUT...” Teemo quickly got out, sweating and chuckling nervously, “I guess it can't... hurt... right?”

Gnar sniffled again and looked up at the adult male. “Hoogie?”

Teemo nodded and gave a very... very small smile. “Hoogie.”

Gnar squealed and hugged onto Teemo before diving back down under the water, licking his lips as his eyes locked onto the Scout's bits again, and reached forward to grab at the other male's member. The instant this happened, Teemo let out a very small, but audible squeak and his body moved up, as did his cock, which started to grow as Gnar played with it. The orange Yordle was treating it like a new toy, sniffing at it and gripping at it with his tiny paws, letting out a small growl as he made Teemo's Yordlehood stiffen.

“Ok, ok, stop now...” Teemo said, huffing a bit, “I don't think we should-”

He was cut off by a quick push to his gut, which sent Teemo flying back as Gnar pushed him back towards the edge of the lake, surprising the adult with the display of strength.

“Wango!” Gnar called out happily, his tongue hanging out as he had the cream-colored male pressed up against the edge of the lake.

“You've been around Ziggs, haven't you?”

Gnar's response was to giggle and slurp Teemo across the face, confusing the Scout. The orange Yordle then reached under the water to hoist Teemo's body up. The cream-colored Yordle glared and cleared his throat.

“Put me down!” He called out.

Gnar looked up at him and frowned, the orange yordle frowning, his blue ear tips turning red...

“...or not.” he said, his voice shaking.

The prehistoric toddler grinned and laughed, , slurping Teemo's face again before he slipped himself up close to the modern male, and humped at his rump, not even yet hard, and yet full of energy.

But it didn't take long.

Teemo let out a small squeak as felt something poke at his hole. Thoughts started to race through his head, like imagining if this is how Ziggs felt, whenever he managed to pull someone to his room... but then he realized, that mad bomber would probably keep himself from bottoming for Gnar.

Teemo winced as the Missing Link's member slid itself up his passage, the cream-colored Scout gripping onto the grass on the edge of the lakebed, Gnar wasting no time in giving a quick push up to get his Yordlehood completely inside.

“G-gnar?” Teemo asked, his voice shaky.

“Wap?” Gnar asked, tilting his head.

“Do you know what you're doing?”

Gnar shook his head and started to hump, his cock sloppily sliding quickly through the Swift Scout's tailhole, making Teemo squirm and writhe, his body shivering as it tried to process the hard, quick thrusts from the inexperienced Yordle.  But whereas Teemo seemed slightly uncomfortable, Gnar was clearly enjoying himself, his head thrown back, his tongue hanging out, tail swishing about behind him.

“This is... not what I had in mind...” The cream-colored Yordle said through whimpers and squeaks, his eyes closed tight as Gnar plowed into him, their motions causing ripples to splash out from their location.

“Gnar! Gnar! Cadaga!” Gnar called out, pushing himself against Teemo with even more speed, the orange Yordle's tail wrapping itself around Teemo's body, trying to make the cream-colored Yordle feel more welcome.

Teemo blushed a bit as he felt the tail wrap itself around his body, making him actually smile a bit, his body finally relaxing, starting to enjoy himself as he got used to Gnar's movements.

But then, it happened.

Unnoticed to both of them, a red aura started to form around Gnar, his fur darkening, becoming scraggly as he kept pounding himself into Teemo...

“...keep going...” Teemo said, squirming around some more.

Gnar nodded and sped up, slamming harder, faster into Teemo, the aura only strengthening in sheer pressure as he kept going, his hips smacking loudly against the Scout, small waves bouncing off their bodies with each movement.

“Gnar, engah...” Gnar moaned out, his eyes closed tight.

Teemo slowly opened his eyes, still smiling. “what does-” when his eyes were fully opened, the Scout's reaction was... typical. “that... mean...” Teemo shot up and grabbed onto the prehistoric Yordle's shoulders. “GNAR!”

Gnar's eyes shot open to reveal that they were glowing red, his entire body looking incredibly scraggly now, pulsating a dark aura. A huge gale started to swirl around the two as it became crystal clear now... a change was coming...

“GNAR!!!!!!!”

And in a flash, the young, orange-furred Yordle was replaced with a monstrous, titanic red beast, with menacing yellow eyes, and gargantuan tusks... and also a much bigger cock, which was now lodged firmly up Teemo's hole, stretching the poor Scout to the near breaking point.. or perhaps, on the threshold, as a small trickle of blood became apparent...

“Get off! Get off!” Teemo cried out in agony.

Gnar growled and slammed his passive paws onto the lakebed as he didn't give Teemo any heed... he had hit orgasm, in a cataclysmic way. His thick seed started shooting into Teemo's body, making the cream-colored Yordle scream as the fluids filled his stretched-out body, bloating his belly with the subtances.

As the mammoth creature's orgasm died down, it collapsed against Teemo, the pressure of the bigger form nearly crushing him.

“Ow...” Teemo called out weakly, sniffling as he started to cry.

The bigger form of Gnar looked down at the other male and growled lowly in exhaustion, giving him a small lick before falling over... laying there with the broken Yordle, letting him stew in his pain and bloating, for lord knows how long...

-------------------------AN HOUR LATER-------------------------

In the main town square, a portal opened up, attracting the gazes of passersby as the two scientists came hobbling out of it. They looked worn, and banged up from a long battle.

“FUCK THAT BITCH, RIVEN!” Rumble yelled out, loud enough for everyone to hear.

“Hah, you call your experience bad?” Heimerdinger chimed in. “I'd like to see how you fair against Syndra...”

The blue-furred Yordle huffed and looked around. “...towards the lake, right?”

The yellow-hued one nodded and pressed a button to activate the rocket he kept in his massive hair. “Let us hurry, we've been away for too long already.”

After a few minutes of downhill trekking, the two found themselves at Shimmer Lake, its clear waters reflecting the two as they arrived.

“I need to come down here more often...” Rumble said, admiring his figure in the water.

“Stop admiring yourself and help me find Gnar and Teemo!” Heimer snapped at Rumble.

Rumbler huffed and looked around, his mech's cockpit giving him a prime vantage point to track the missing Yordles. And that's when he noticed something behind a tree...

“I think I found them!”

Heimer came dashing towards him and wiped some sweat from his brow. “You found them?” He asked.

As if on queue, a fully clothed Teemo leaned over from behind the tree and sighed a bit in relief. “Oh... hi there.” He greeted them.

“We apologize for not arriving sooner, Scout Teemo.” Heimer stated. “Do you have Gnar with you?”

The cream-colored Yordle nodded and lightly nudged the now re-dressed and sleeping Gnar towards them, the young Yordle slumping over onto the ground, still asleep.

“The one time where he isn't a pain in the ass,” Rumble said, smirking slightly, “Is when he's sleeping. Typical.”

Heimer waisted no time in scooping Gnar up, being careful as he walked up to Tristy. Rumble made the mech kneel, so that the Revered Inventor could place Gnar inside the cockpit. As the two scientists prepared to take off, Rumble looked towards Teemo and tlted his head.

“He didn't give you any shit, did he?” The blue-furred Yordle asked.

The Scout shook his head and stood up, wobbling a bit, and barely wincing. “I'm fine, he was no trouble at all....”

“Ya sure now?”

Teemo nodded and waved them off. “Yeah, yeah, I am. Now get going!”

Rumble scowled and pulled the lever that activated his robot, and Heimer got his rocket out, and they left, with Gnar in tow. Teemo sighed and squeked as he fell back onto the ground, whimpering and rubbing his butt.

“Gnar nearly broke me in half...” The Scout said, wincing more noticeably. “HE needs to learn control...”

And with that, Teemo managed to pick himself up, and hobble off back to town... his legs shakey, and paws holding onto his hips. Gnar really did a number on him, and he was gonna feel it for a while.

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