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DON'T GET HARD…” Too late, its already started spilling out of my sheath as I turn away from them hoping they didn’t see me struggling with the speedo.\n\nThey sure did.\n\nIt's hard being a horse sometimes…\n\n\n“God Dammit! Shiuk!!!” I gave him a hell of a dirty glare. He just laughed.\n“AH WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THOSE DONT FIT?” He began to ramble on.\n“THEY TOLD ME THAT… NEVERMIND, YOU KNOW WHAT. TRY THESE, THESE WILL DEFINITIVELY FIT BELIEVE ME, I HAD MY FRIEND, WHO IS SUPER HUNG AND LIKE, HE TRIED THESE ON AND THEY WRAPPED AROUND HIS JUNK TOTALLY FINE! IT WILL MAKE YOUR JUNK DISAPPEAR! NO ONE WILL NOTICE ANYTHING. OH..PINK? SUPER MANLY COLOR DUDE LIKE ALL THE GUYS WILL THINK YOU’RE A BIG STRONG MAN. ANYWAYS JUST TRY THESE ON AND EVERYONE WILL START FAPPING LIKE CRAZY!\"\n\nAs much as I loved the guy, I wanted to hit him. <3\n\n[center][name]GraniteTheWolf[/name][icon]GraniteTheWolf[/icon][icon]GraniteTheWolf[/icon][iconname]GraniteTheWolf[/iconname][/center]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Granite came up with the perfect description....so, here he goes.

Getting together with a bunch of close gay friends for a little public pool party. Sounds like a friendly good time, right? Nothing had to be lewd. Well… sort of, it would of been fine if I didn’t lose my swim trunks before I was invited.

No big deal.. my buddy Shiuk was going and said he had just the thing for me to wear. I've known the guy for a long time, great friend! He knows despite me being a horse, I’m a very reserved guy. He knew I wanted a pair of loose fitting swim trunks. I didn’t want to show off too much, ‘y know? He said he had “Just the thing” for me! No worries there, so I went!

After we all strip down and begin to change he hands me… these. “OH YEAH… They will fit!” as were all changing in the locker room. This tiny blue… thing if you even wanna call it a speedo.
 “Fuck… Really?” I said, grabbing them and immediately flushing full with embarrassment as I happened to catch a few glimpses of some of my naked friends. Knowing I had to cover up fast. “Don’t get hard… Calm down… Stay cool... DON'T GET HARD…” Too late, its already started spilling out of my sheath as I turn away from them hoping they didn’t see me struggling with the speedo.

They sure did.

It's hard being a horse sometimes…


“God Dammit! Shiuk!!!” I gave him a hell of a dirty glare. He just laughed.
“AH WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THOSE DONT FIT?” He began to ramble on.
“THEY TOLD ME THAT… NEVERMIND, YOU KNOW WHAT. TRY THESE, THESE WILL DEFINITIVELY FIT BELIEVE ME, I HAD MY FRIEND, WHO IS SUPER HUNG AND LIKE, HE TRIED THESE ON AND THEY WRAPPED AROUND HIS JUNK TOTALLY FINE! IT WILL MAKE YOUR JUNK DISAPPEAR! NO ONE WILL NOTICE ANYTHING. OH..PINK? SUPER MANLY COLOR DUDE LIKE ALL THE GUYS WILL THINK YOU’RE A BIG STRONG MAN. ANYWAYS JUST TRY THESE ON AND EVERYONE WILL START FAPPING LIKE CRAZY!"

As much as I loved the guy, I wanted to hit him. <3

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