The sky was dark and grey as it poured down in the general area of a well known whore house, bar, and inn that sits basically in the middle of nowhere; one would have to know the route or they’d likely pass right by without second thought. The building was somewhat of a jack-of-all-trades; being part hotel, part nightclub, and, of course, a fully functional café. One would have to wonder if the owner wanted to attract as much folk to the place as possible, or had more money than sense when building this oddity. Nevertheless, it was doing well for their overall goals; folks came in for a nice meal, some good time with friends, hookups, one night stands. As the rain poured down, folks could be seen running to and fro around the area; some towards their cars to get out of the rain when they’re leaving the place while others sprinted towards the front doors as they became wet. A small Pokémon was wearing a raincoat, pulling a small cart full of something behind her that was attached by ropes around the Pokémon’s torso. She was happily skipping along the mud that was along the paved roads, shaking her little paws every now and again to get the clumps of mud off of herself as she made her way towards the front door of the building. When the Pokémon got to her destination, she parked her cart by the frontdoor. She waved to one of the bodyguards of the place; a Sylveon in his work outfit named Petier. The two exchanged waves as the Pokémon brought out nine fluffy and long blue tails out from under the raincoat as the she picked up a kag from under the covers of the cart and heads inside. Once inside, the Pokémon removed her coat and revealed herself as a nine tailed Shinx. Said tails were curled up around the keg as she shakes off any mud that was on her little paws. This Shinx hybrid - nine long tails of lustful blue fur, each tip has yellow dotted and starred at every point - a sight to be seen, is a seasonal worker - often there for when she goes into her mating season - giving about four to fourteen eggs in a three month time frame. Being a hybrid, she’s often sought-after for her odd mix. Often prized for the cute factor. Once that was done, she headed around the border of the room, trying to keep out of sight as the front were busy with ghost Pokémon and the like. The little Shinx headed into the dining room of the hotel as she watched the going-ons of the workers of the place keeping themselves busy tending to the people and Pokémon that was there. There was idle chit-chat among the workers; “Damn it,” said a Raichu, mopping up a puddle. “...why does he always have to fucking drop things like some clown?” “I don’t know,” said a Flaaffy, “but Mister Pouncer seems like he’ll have a heart attack the next time he sees the new guy fucks up again.” “Tell me about it,” the Raichu stated. “Makes me wonder why he isn’t made to do clean up work.” “Beats me, but I know he does more damage to the things we use than helps.” “I’ve found the things we use to make coffee a bit burnt after he joined,” The Raichu said, rubbing his head softly. “I wonder what he’ll fuck up the next shift he gets…” “Well, maybe he’ll get bumped down to peeling potatoes,” the Flaaffy said. “You know, what they do on ships to the ones that can’t handle normal stuff.” The electric type said before finishing up. “Can’t mess that up too badly.” The two Pokémon heading into the staff only area as they kept on chit-chatting while shooting the breeze. As the chat was going on, this had gotten the hybrid thinking about this new fella. The Pokémon is often seeing new faces each time she returns to the Café for the three month stay there; often see new room cleaners, waiters, or the common, everyday job that needs to be done. Now, with the clues of a new face being on the waitstaff - even the two Pokemon that were talking seem new to her as well, she headed into the kitchen, trying not to get notice as the cooks were doing their thing; yelling at the waiters about either dropping something or trying to eat off the plate or even fighting among themselves. Like the old saying goes; if you stick a group of egos together, they’re going to bump heads. As she tried to stick to the counters as the cooks did their thing, she headed into the back room and into the diner management office. There was a plaque with the name ‘Pouncer’ on it. A Grovyle was sitting at the desk, overlooking some papers as he was rubbing his forehead as if he was trying to rub out a headache. The Shinx would think this whole thing would be better with a bottle of Jack Daniels that was half filled besides the Grass type. “Um, hey there, Mr. Grass type.” Said the Shinx as she waved a paw at him. The Grovyle groaned softly as he lifted his head and looked around before spotting her. “I’m sorry, but the guest aren’t allowed here, you have to leave.” “I’m not a ghast,” the Shinx stated. “I’m a seasonal worker here, the name’s Yoshi. Just dropping in to see the new faces. It’s odd to see you here still, Mr. Grass type.” “Huh?” The grass type thought on that a bit. “Um, okay.” He said as he sighed softly before resuming his work on the stack of papers. “Sorry, I have to fill out all of the damage forms and replacement forms for the things our new waiter had done.” Yoshi tiled her head to the side. “I think I’ve heard one of the cleaning crew talked about him. That’s kind of why I’m here,” the Shinx stated as she smiles softly. “I want to meet this mon that everyone is talking about.” The Shinx added as she softly wagged her tails. The grass type sighs softly as he sits back in his chair a bit as he close his eyes. “Well, it’s a red Ninetales named October and he’s...one that need to grow, a lot, to put it kindly.” She nods as she smiles softly. “Well,” the Shinx started, “can you tell me more about him?” “Un, I don’t know much about him outside of work. I’m often too busy manning the waiters and cooks here to get to know him.” “Oh…” She said, somewhat lowering her ears. “Well, then it means I get to get my first impression of him myself.” “Uh, yeah, that’ll be the best way to do so.” Pouncer said as he finished up with a paper and move onto the next one. “Now, if you don’t have anything else to ask, I’ll have to meet up with the evening waitstaff.” “Right-o!” The Shinx said before walking out the door and making her way back into the dining room, dodging insults and what have you when going through the kitchen again. As she made her way back into the dining room, she seen it had gotten more lively then when she left. A few new faces came and gone past her, heading into the kitchen behind her; a few of them were the Pokémon she’ve overhead talking before. She opened the door a bit as she spied on the crew in there. She could see that Pouncer were talking to about ten or so waiters there. He was giving a speech about working hard and trying their best while making the guests as happy as best as they could. Some of the Pokémon seemed half there, others were spacing out a bit and the rest were just waiting for all of this to be over with. The Shinx had gotten herself bored with this as she headed into the staff only area, seeming to be sniffing around as she smiles softly as she try to get used to the smell of the new Pokémon that was currently working there. She seem to be passing through the staff quarters. As Yoshi were making her way around the sleeping areas, she felt a dark presence peering at her, as if a devil was spying on her. She looked around herself as she made her way through the halls before she came across a Mightyena that was towering over her like some kind of giant. The Mightyena looked down at the nine-tailed Shinx with a scowl and a venomous look in his eyes; the same look he had the moment he saw her. "Oh what the Pidgeot-shit now," Eclipse said with an annoyed tone. "The fucking freaks are breeding now." With a grunt, he simply shoved the Shinx hybrid off to the side with no lack of contempt. Yoshi fell to the side of the hall, and shot the Mightyena a glare of resentment before she picked herself up and stared at Eclipse with a bit of a restless mindset. "The fuck gone up your ass, mon; did some Weedle crawl up there and die?” And with that, Eclipse turned on a dime and glared back at Yoshi with a murderous stare as if he’d end her right then and there. “What the fuck did you say to me, runt?” Eclipse walked over and stared down at her, unblinking eyes locked with Yoshi's. “Say it again, you dirty mother fucker.” Yoshi fluff out her fur to make her look a little bigger as she stared into the Dark type’s eyes. “I said, you’re a dirty ass Pokémon that rolled around in his own shit as if it was his birthright and sucks his own daddy’s dick! I bet you love the feeling of all the males in your family to shove each and every dick that was there up your ass like there was a life saving cure in each one of them, because you were picked to be the family’s bitch boy and something to hit on the side when the females aren’t in the mood for it!” She stated with a grin at Eclipse, being her smartmouth and condescending self. Eclipse growled loudly at the small hybrid. “The fuck you’ve just said to me, bitch?!” The Dark-type yelled at Yoshi, fangs bared and claws extended. “I’ll fucking end you here, you lit-” Before Eclipse could finish his line, a bright flash came from the Shinx and blinded the male, and it would last a good while due to how close in proximity the two were - about an inch of space between the two. The flash itself were, to put it bluntly, the equivalent of an LED Spotlight in the middle of the night. “Son of a bitch!” Eclipse yelled, and fell backwards onto his ass. All the Mightyena could see were the faint details of Yoshi of her that was filled with whiteness. “I’ll fucking kill you when I can see again, you little fucking freak!” And with that, Yoshi took her cue to leave, stage left. “Hope you’ll have fun sucking your father’s dick, loser!” She said as she happily skip off leaving the blinded dog on the floor. Whispers of the Pokémon can be heard from their rooms as they kept themselves out of all of that. With the blinded Mightyena behind her, she headed back onto her attempt of a quest of finding this red Ninetales named October. Yoshi wasn’t sure where to even begin her search for this fox, let alone where he stays to camp out for him. She sighed softly as she headed for the staff cafeteria, or anything like it, wandering around for like ten minutes before she found herself in a fair-sized room with a few Pokémon who were on their break, some were asleep in their chairs with a few empty plates or bowls in front of them whilst others were just chit-chatting. She didn’t want to go around and ask each of those Pokémon about this red fox, so she just went around listening to for clues from any of the groups. “Hey Jack,” started a Buneary, “have you seen the show I’ve told you about?” “Hm? What was it again?” Asked a Growlithe, taking a bit out of his cheesey pizza. “I kind of fell asleep watching shows last night.” “Oh, it just came out a few days ago, it was called...ug… Oh, it was called ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events’. It’s about those eeveelutions kids; a baby Eevee girl named Sunny, an Espeon girl named Violet and a Jolteon boy name Klaus who were sent to live with their uncle Furfrou named Count Olaf. Their parents died when their house burnt down. But they didn’t die and are trying to get back to their kids. Their Furfrou uncle are using different schemes to try to get their money that their parents left to the girl when she gets older.” The Buneary respond with great pleasure towards the topic. Taking a sip from her juice before taking a bite from a pile of fries. “Oh, I see. Is this uncle some creepy old mon?” “Yup, with a crappy house with more cobwebs than a house full of Ariadoses...Kind of makes me wonder why they didn’t tear that place down, if you ask me.” “Yeah, sounds like a creepy old mon to me. Keep going.” The fire type stated before taking another bite out of his pizza. Yoshi had heard of the show herself; it was good and enjoyable, especially when they bring in a good and vast amount of words into play. At least they clue in for the folks that don’t know every word in the book. But this wasn’t what she needed, so she headed off to another table, trying to stay behind some of the Pokémon to not draw too much attention towards her. “Hey Mark,” said a Swadloon, “What you have planned for after we’re done here?” The dual type asked as they drank from a half empty glass of, what appears to be, some kind of wine, going off of the smell in the general area of the Pokémon. “Well, let’s see…” Replied a Fennekin as he reached into a bag on his hip and pulled out a phone. He place it in front himself as he use a mix between nose and paw movements to get to something on there. “Well, I have a date with this Umbreon guy later, should pick up a bottle of lube along my way to his room. It gets too busy here in the dorm rooms to have him here. But damn, his dick is big for my liking. Do you think they have flavored lube?” “Oh, that sounds rather lovely. Kind of make me want to see my ‘boyfriends’. One is a Tepig and the other is a Sealeo.” Stated the Swadloon, with a big enjoyable tone to it. “They like to use me as a cum dumpster. Sometimes they bring their friends over to their place and we just have an orgy. Kind of make me wish I had more days off, but you know, bills…” “Well, maybe I can ask of Max if he’ll put his cock inside of you, too. He loves to fuck smaller Pokémon, he says they make for a right condom for him. I’m sure he has a brother or something he can ask over, can see if we can work something out.” “That’ll be fucking great.” But alas, this wasn’t what she needed as well. Well, there are still a few other awake Pokémon left to eavesdrop on. She headed towards a pair of eons, one being an Umbreon and the other being a Sylveon. The Umbreon appears to be annoyed at just about everything around him, while the Sylveon, while on the other hand, couldn’t more happy than someone gave him all the money he could use in his lifetime. “Mon, this morning was a pain,” announced Chai, the Umbreon, with irritation as he took a drink from his bottle of beer. “I wish I didn’t had to work this damn job…” “Oh cheer up!” expressed Colin, the goofball of a Sylveon as he wagged his tail like a puppy at everything new around him. “It could have been worse, that lady could have not liked whatever you brought her. Some folks just like to be very finicky. You just have to try your best!” Chai groaned as he took another long hit from the bottle before it ran empty, letting out a burp. “Well, that bitch can shove her food right up her cunt for all I care.” The Umbreon sighed a bit before he noticed that he had run dry. He looked at the empty bottle before tossing it near the closest can there was, but missed and the glass shattered against the wall. “Oh now the shift wasn’t that bad, you had some offers~” Colin said as he waved his ribbons delightedly from just talking about it. “I mean, sure, you could have been better at it then growling at her and acting like you’re kicking dirt onto her, but it could have been worse~” “Yeah, from some of the ugly old hags and their fugly Pokemon. Like I’ll stick my dick into them.” Chai growled at the mere thought of it, bringing waves of disgust slamming over the Dark type. “Oh c’mon Chai, the Hypno, Gothorita and Koffing seem nice and friendly,” Colin mention in a sing-song manner. “Oh yes, I would love to be guilty by association with a breed of child predator Pokemon that’s well known for kidnapping kids while in clear competition with the Church in who can diddle the most boys in a short timeframe on an yearly basis. And I would love to be around a fucking emo Pokemon that most likely listen to shitty written song that was made by rich kids because they have their first world problems because they ran dry of their favorite cereal and don't want to go out and get another box. They would listen to that all day long and nothing else, they would most likely write nothing but depressing poems they’ll make you listen to the point of wanting to rip off your own ears and pop your own eardrums from the pain they put you through because that’ll be a better immediate relative solution then the one they’re forcing upon you. That fucking Pokemon would most likely be cutting their own wrists while they play ‘Crawling in My Skin’. And I would love nothing but being around a fucking ball of toxic gas that’ll choke you to death from being within five yards of it because the only folks that want them would be hardcore chain smokers as clean air would be toxic to them. Yeah, I would fucking love that as much I’ll love a sledgehammer to my balls.” Chai's comeback had so much hostility in it that Yoshi had to wonder if he’d just go postal on the place. Colin whine a bit the statement put forth, but was quickly replaced with a smile. “Want one of my ribbon rub down to make you feel better?” Chai recoils from the offer as he shook his head. “What? No, you know I don’t deal well with the whole fairy thing.” “Aww…” Colin frown as his ears fold against his head. “And I kind of want to get paid now so I can go get some smokes. Any worthwhile drinks around here cost an arm and a damn leg. This place is overpriced if you get fucking minimum wage as a waiter. If that ‘Ice Bitch’ down in HR didn’t had that massive stick up her ass and let me get a better job rather than his dead end one, I would have some nice shit and didn’t have to drink that damn Rapidash piss water that they pass off as ‘cheap beer’ around here.” Chai said this so obnoxiously that Yoshi was concerned that this was an old relationship that gone down in the sea. “Well, maybe we can hang out with October! Would be something for us to do rather than drink here~” Yoshi’s ears perked up as she heard the name again as she smiled to herself. “Hey,” Spoked up Yoshi, moving herself from behind Colin’s chair. “You said you knew this fox, October, was it?” Colin and Chai looked down at Yoshi in bit of surprise. “Who the hell are you?” Chai asked with an annoyed tone. “We don’t need anyone to tell me to clean up my mess, I’m sure someone will clean that shit up.” “Now, now, Chai,” Colin said as he wave one of his ribbons as if it was a finger. “That’s not nice to treat someone new, maybe they’re just lost.” “Like I give a shit right now…” Chai sighed softly as he looks over Yoshi’s form. “What’s with the tails?” “The tails are a part of me, I’m a Shinxtails.” “A what?” Chai question in a bewildered manner. “That sounds so cute!” Colin smile as he jumped out of his chair and took a closer looked at the hybrid. “I never seen such a cutie like you before! What’s your name?” “U-u-um…” Yoshi stuttered a bit as Colin inspected her as if she was kind of new toy that his parents had brought home for him to play with. “The name’s Yoshi. I’m a Shinx hybrid - a Shinx and Ninetales mix.” “So, what, you’re a new waiter or something?” Chai question as he looks over the Shinx’s form as he notice the bundled up tails. “Something wrong with your tails?” “Aww, that’s a cute name! Mine is Colin,” The Sylveon place a paw onto his chest as Colin introduce himself. “And this my lovely friend is Chai~ Say hi Chai!” “Hi, whatever.” “Well...” Yoshi started as she pointed towards her tails. “...this is a sizeable keg of imported brew. It’ll put to shame that ‘Horse piss water’ you’ve just drunk.~” Yoshi respond as if she was making a selling pitch to the two eeveelutions. “Oh, that sounds lovely, what is? Is it sweet? Does it have a kink? Is it pink?” Colin gave a rapid fire line of questions at Yoshi. “Oh really now?” Chai replied as he rise an eyebrow at Yoshi. “What makes it so special to be imported? It must cost a good amount of money to it here.” “Well…” Yoshi started as she place the keg in front of her and between Chai and Colin. The keg itself was made from redwood from the top to bottom. There were different brands covering it, some in English, some in Japanese, others were in German, etc.. The keg itself appeared to be old, some of the wood had chipped off due to age and maybe even from wear and tear. Yoshi got on top of it as she dug her claws into the cork and wiggled it a bit before a soft ‘pop’ sound came from the now open hole in the top of the keg. “...This is something I like to share when I work, you know, make them more loose. And for some other reasons, too. But I’m not going to tell you two some of them~” Yoshi smiled as she giggled softly. As Chai and Colin got close to the cork and took a sniff from it in Yoshi’s paw, the smell of the brew hits the air. The scent from the cork has different smells from it as it fills the general area; the main one was the smell of berries, it being a mixer of Rowap Berry and Oran Berry, with hints of hoppy with the small smell of something else, something unidentifiable. “Well,” started Chai as his wiggled one of his ears. “It sure does have an odd smell to it. Something that doesn’t appear here, at least to my knowledge. But the real drink is determined by its taste.” Colin smiled as he pushed his nose to the cork softly as if he was trying to find out what was the last thing in it. “What is the smell? I can’t put my nose on it. Oh, is it some homemade stuff that was made with love?” Colin asked as he wags his pink tail while he giggles. Yoshi blinked at the two Pokemon as she put the cork back into the keg. She wrapped her tails around it once more, jumping off of it as she resumed hiding it in there. “Well, that’s a trade secret that give the drink a good kick in your mouth. It’ll knock out a poison type and make them pass out before they get a quarter of the way through it.” Chai cackled at what Yoshi said as he looked over her again. “C’mon now, I highly doubt that shit will do much to me, I can handle my drink.” Chai smiled at the mare idea. “If you think you can make me pass out drunk, so be it. Give me a shot.” “Oh come now, Chai, that’s not how you ask for favors. Use the magic words now~” Chai frowned impatiently at the Fairy, seeming to be annoyed, “This kid says this shit will pass me out, and I want to see if it’ll do it. Is that so wrong? It smells better than the cheap crap they have in stock here.” Yoshi sighed as she rolled her eyes. She poked her paw against Chai’s nose. “How about we make a deal; your friends and yourself rent me for the night, at a discount behind the scenes, and I’ll bring the booze. How’s that?” Chai snicker at the proposition that was set before him. “Fine then, we’ll have your little party and see how well it’ll go.” “Yay a party!” Colin cheered as he wave his wiggle his ribbons to and foth. “One thing…” Yoshi said as she holds up a finger. “What?” “Bring the red fox with you if you want to have this drink. No fox, no drink. Get it?” Chai rolls his eyes at the piggyback comment at the end. “Sure, I’ll bring October. I’m sure he’ll like something to drink that’s free.” “Oh, I’m sure October will just love it~” Colin said ecstatically as he jumped about happily. Everyone around seemed to be him looking at him as if he was on crack. “My room is on the staff floor, on the north side near the end of the hall. Second to last door on the left hand side. I’m often there; it maybe small, but with the right stuff, you can make it into a lovely home.” Yoshi said. “Sure, whatever. Just make sure you don’t back out on our deal now, I need something to get rid of this damn day.” Colin waved goodbye to the Shinx as Chai headed with his friend out of the Waiter’s Lounge. The two talked as they starts to look for their red-furred friend. “Where should we even look?” Colin asked as he skipped to and fro. “I don’t know, he’s maybe either on the roof, smoking again, but it’s raining now," said Chai, thoughtfully, "maybe in the smoking area, that has a shade to keep him out of the rain. But I think he’s in his room trying to steal a moment to smoke there. Should bum a smoke off of him, I need one right now.” Meanwhile, Yoshi took the lift to her room and setup her things. ------------------- Meanwhile, from the moment Yoshi left Eclipse… Eclipse growled loudly as he slowly worked himself onto his paws, his eyes trying to adjust due to the massive flash. All he could see was the whiteness of everything around him. Soft whispers could be heard around him before doors slammed shut, the Dark type making his way down the hall, slowly. Eclipse grumbled to himself as he slowly feels his way around him. “I’m going to fucking kill that runt and I’ll make sure it’s slow and painful…” He trailed off as he tried to use his senses to get around, but was somewhat ineffective due to the pain in his eyes as he tried to get used to the light levels. “Where the fuck even am I…?” Eclipse questioned himself as the halls were filled with different smells. He was in the parts that he didn’t like to be around, near the west staircase exit for the working staff and the dungeon. Eclipse heard the whispers around him, his ears picking up some of it due to his senses getting heightened. “Do you think he’ll really kill the new gal?” A female voice asked, hints of concern was heard. “...Do you think she’ll take the tyrant down a peg?” A male voice spoke up, a bit of hope in his voice. “Mon, she must have some big balls to stand up against Eclipse...” A third voice engaged in the chat. “Or a deathwish...” Another voice said as they giggled a bit. “...Or, should I should come into each and every one of these rooms here and show you what I’m made of…” Eclipse joined in as he growled loudly. “I can show you what a real tyrant can do…” And with that, all chatter stop on a dime and their doors locked… but Eclipse heard some footsteps in front of him as he turned his head towards it and growled. “Identify yourself, now, or face my wrath!” Eclipse said as he stepped forward and grunted at the being. “Ah!” A scared Cubchoo said as he fell over. “I-i-i did nothing to you!” The Pokemon pushed himself up against a nearby wall. Eclipse stepped towards the Cubchoo as he got to roughly eye level to the Pokemon, using the Pokemon’s whimpering to locate the male easily. He bumped his nose against the Ice type’s face. “Now, I have some questions and you’re going to answer them… Got it?” Eclipse bared his fangs as he brought his head towards where he heard the general area of where the smaller Pokemon was talking from. Eclipse tried his best to use the voice to get his head close to the source of the sound and look into the Cubchoo’s eyes with his own blind eyes, not letting him know this face. “Y-y-yes, anything you want! Just don’t hurt me!” “One, tell me the room names around me. Two, have you seen that freak? Three, have you seen my little brother and little sister?” The Cubchoo shook on the spot as he watched Eclipse stand over him as if he was a well known warlord with a massive army behind him and was about to slay his whole village for just being there. The overwhelming dark presence that Eclipse emanated with every word that left his mouth made the Cubchoo felt like he being close to pissing himself just out of fear. “Y-y-you’re in the west hall! She w-w-went up the lift! A-a-and I don’t know! Don’t hurt me, please!” Eclipse removed his head from the area near the scared shitless Pokemon as he thought on that. “It’s in the evening, so we’re doing our rounds about now. Ugh, they can be anywhere, just hope they have to hope they’re in the bedroom.” Eclipse talked to himself as he thought on that. “Get your bitch boy ass out of here and don’t get in my way again…” Eclipse snarled at the bear Pokemon; he didn’t gave a shit about him now. “Y-y-yes sir! Whatever you want!” The Cubchoo yelled as he headed up towards the west side stairs and disappear to who knows where. Eclipse slowly worked his way through the halls, seeming to be lost in his own mind were left with nothing left but to rub his paw against the wall as he made his way around floor. Rubbing his paws against signs on the walls to slowly map out where he is and compared it to the one in his head. “Room 45… Room 44… Room 43....” Eclipse thought to himself as he slowly made his way down the west hall. He slowly worked his way past the Laundry room, skipping the gap from the Laundry room and the next wall; it was just bedrooms there as he read-felt the sign that gave the room numbers. “Room 30… Room 29… Room 28…” Eclipse felt himself getting familiar with the area, the smell in the air of his brother and sister along with himself came to his nose. He stopped feeling his way along the walls as he brought his nose close to the ground, trying his best to follow the scent of Mightyena. It took a few minutes as he wandered around aimlessly. Soon, the male had gotten to their room. He sighed softly. “Thank God I’m back here…” He kicked in the door to make his presence known. “I swear to God that I’m going to murder that little freak!” Eclipse yelled as he walked into the room. Sinister and Dextus looked up from their activities towards their rampaging brother, this wasn’t new for them. Eclipse heard the sounds of Sin was playing one of the games they shared together, while Eclipse heard the sounds something wet and slippery, most likely Dex was jacking himself off again. “Talking about October again? We know that you dislike him, Eclipse…” Dex stated, not slowing the pace of his paw movements; Eclipse knew he wouldn’t stop himself without a good reason. The masturbation sounded similar to the squeaking when drying off a dish or window. “Yeah, we know, we don’t need to hear it every time you you walk in.” Sin added as she returned to her game. She seemed to be not paying any mind to her older brother. “No…” Eclipse tried to locate his little twin brother and sister, but kind of looking off to the side of a room where neither was sitting. “...There’s this little Shinx freak that just walked into this place and that mother fucker blinded me with her damn fucking flash. Ugh...I can barely see shit here…” The twins lifted their brows as they looked at one another; their older brother seemed to be staring at a stack of games that sat in the corner of the room. “Uh...okay…” Sin commented, as she put down the controller and walked in front of Eclipse. She waved a paw in front of his face. Eclipse didn’t react to it. “I want the little shit found and brought to me once I get my vision back…” Eclipse said. e appeared to have his mind set on Yoshi as he clawed the carpet. The twins looked at one another worriedly. Dex got off the bed, moving closer to Sinister. hey talked to one another in soft whispers as Eclipse went on a diatribe all by himself. “Do you think Eclipse really is blind? He doesn’t appear to be faking it.” Sin whisper as she watched Eclipse knocked over a chair and slammed his paw into a desktop. “I think so, he must be really focused on this mon to not even address us talking the minute he came in here. He would be bossing us around by this point to blow off steam.” “I think we should get the hell out of here before he starts fucking one of us, it’s close to our rounds anyway, so this is a good excuse to leave him until he cools down. We both know how rough he gets when while fucking like this…” “I got an idea, hold on…” Dex trailed off as he got some pillows and duct tape. After a few minutes, Dex had made a pillow dummy and tossed it onto the bed. “There, that’ll buy us some time. Let’s go. You check out the videos as I’ll check out the lounge. I’m sure we’ll find this Pokemon if we team up like this.” The twins nodded to one another as they quietly slipped out of the room. They looked back into the room as they watch Eclipse bitching about Yoshi and October; “I bet both of them are in fucking cooperation in this, I bet both of them are trying to make me go mad! I’ll swear, I’ll make them both pay for this shit!” Eclipse yelled as he knocked over a trashcan,its contents spilling out onto the floor. “At least we’ll get away from a rough fucking this time. And we have a good reason, I’m sure he’ll understand...hopefully.” Sin commented before they closed the door. “Hope is the only thing we have if we don’t bring this nine-tailed Shinx to him.” Dex commented. “...or we’ll have to the med bay later ourselves.” While the twins left to do their jobs, Eclipse’s mind soon settled down a bit as he scanned for something to use to settle the rage that was flowing through him. Soon, he settled on some rough sex and the nearest beings were the twins. He began to sniff around for one of the twins. He growled loudly once he had gotten to a strong point of a smell of Sin and-or Dex. Not really giving two Rattata shits about it, he mounted the makeshift fuck dummy. Dex had made a hole into one end of the pillow dummy to act like a hole in one end. Eclipse happily shoved his member into it. He enjoyed the soft padding of the pillow around him, his claws digging into the upper half of the line of pillows. “I swear to the fucking Devil himself that I’m going to beat the little shit up and make that whore fear me like the rest!” Eclipse growled loudly as he slowly hacked at the pillows as they slowly lost their stuffing. His actions worked over the inner workings as they slowly got covered in his pre-cum, Eclipse only getting rougher with his hip actions. “I want you two to go out and find that little shit and bring her here to me, got it? The longer you take, the more pissed off I’ll get…” As Eclipse was giving orders, he felt his front half getting lower and lower. “What the shit, mon, stand the fuck up right like I’ve taught you, stand up like a real Pokemon and take your pounding!” Eclipse grew rougher and rougher with the pillows before the next thing he know the pillows fell apart into pieces under him as it left the male bewildered moment before it hit him. “...Son of a bitch…” Eclipse placed a paw over his face in his chagrin. “I swear, this shit needs to end…” Eclipse groaned to himself as he sat there in his state before moving himself onto the bed, taking his time to recover for now as he waited for Sin and Dex to get back to him with his job he hoped they knew he wanted. ----------------- Sin and Dex had headed inside into the bathroom where there wasn’t many Pokemon around. Those that were there were busy doing their own thing, maybe giving a special shower to one another, fucking or just - gasp - using it for what it’s meant for. After using the restroom, the twins headed into a stall, locking the door behind them. Sin and Dex drew closer and kissed each other on the lips, Sin slowly wrapping her paws around her twin brother’s back softly. Their tongues rubbed against one another in their twin incestuous passionate love affair. “They’re at it again…” Said an Emolga he walks past the stall, being followed by a Chimchar. “Tell me about it,” the Chimchar replied as he headed into stall while a Buizel isn’t fall behind. “When do you think they’ll tie the knot? It’s getting rather pathetic.” The Buizel walked in behind the other two and closed the stall’s door behind him. ”So, tell me boys, want to take a leak onto my face, back, or just go on one another?” “Well,” started the Chimchar, “I kind of want to be on my back as you two go. I heard water types have a lot of it.” “Sounds fine with me,” the last one commented. “We can take turns.” Dex slowly pushed himself against Sin as she slowly got on top of the toilet behind her. She kicked up a leg onto the toilet paper dispenser as they broke off the kiss. Sin leaned back and shows off her folds as she slowly work over her clit. “Like what you see, big boy?” Sin asked as she placed a paw onto her folds. “I bet you want it, don’t ya? I wonder how you’ll take me this time.” Sin added as her vaginal juices slowly ran across the her eager, gaping pussy and down her tail, matting it. The general area around the stall, about six yards range with her pheromones, somewhat setting off a few pokemon into their heat. The smell of Sin was rather strong; one could mistake her for being in heat rather than being a horny rug dog. They heard some chatter outside about the scent of her pheromones . It seemed some of the others were using this to get into the mood and go at one another. “I bet you’re needy right now.” Sinister continued. “I bet you do, you sister-fucking boy.” Dex smiled softly at the show being put in front of him, his tail softly wagging behind him. He brought his muzzle up against the folds as he murred softly. His tongue slowly ran against the dribbling cunt, pushing it in to get a good taste of his sister from within. His tongue slowly ran against the ripples of the tunnel. He rubbed his nose against Sin’s clit, sending shudders through the female; the cold nose of Dex mixed with Sin’s own lust sent odd feelings through her. “I love you so much, Sin. I want to pound you every day of my life…” Sin moaned softly as she rubbed herself against Dex’s muzzle. She slowly clawed the surfaces around her, claw marks being left behind as the paint was scratched off. “Oh God yes, Dex. Eat me out more, you dirty boy. Show me how much you love your twin, Dexy.” Sin said lustfully as Dex’s muzzle became covered in her juices. Dex slowly work his tongue into and out of his sister’s hole. SIn’s pussy was slopping wet, the general area around it matted down, giving off a shiny look from the cheap bathroom lights. Dex’s sheath started to swell and enlarge, the Mightyena’s sheath grew from the member within, the size being, pre leaking out of the soft and fuzzy hole of his, dropping onto Sin’s tail and running down to the floor. Dex slowly ran his tongue up along Sin’s furry chest from her crotch and her belly, hitting each of her six nipples. He playfully nipped at each one, drawing out moans from her while she panted heavily. She rubbed a paw against Dex’s head softly as they got closer to each other's face. Dex and Sin kissed one another; their tongues met once again while Dex’s malehood poked against Sin’s wet folds, Dex softly rubbing himself against her. Slowly, he got his member covered in the juices as they moaned into one another’s mouths. Dex rubbed a paw against Sin’s nipples, making her cry back into his muzzle. The Mightyena slowly worked the cock head into those silky smooth and wet folds as he felt the tightness of the tunnel around him. The warm flesh was always lovely and welcome for him; It was a reminder of when they were younger, going into the dark areas where eyes wouldn’t witness their taboo deeds. The airtight suction between the two always made Dex wish he could stay like this for the rest of time. The male’s hips started to rock his shaft into and out of Sin’s folds, the soft sounds of the slick member moving about within Sin probably loud enough to be heard in the bathroom. They even heard a few Pokemon talking about it, but they didn’t pay much mind. The couple move in tandem on top of the toilet seat as they slowly rocked into one another. Their groins became coated in Sin’s fem juices as they slowly sped up their movement. The sounds of the slapping could be heard throughout the bathroom as the pair of Dark types worked with one another. Dex’s cock ran into and out of the pussy of Sin’s, the pointed canine shaft poking against the cervix, drawing out heated moans from Sin. It pounded against the wall repeatedly, almost threatening to force it open and fuck the womb itself. Dex slapped his hips against Sin’s, pre-cum leaking out into her as she panted softly. Their tongues wrapped around one another during the steamy event. Dex held himself closed to Sin as he panted softly into her mouth, his dick twitching within her as his knot started to swell at the base of his cock; it got pushed into and out of her as it slowly grew. The soft slapping sounds of the knotted cock popping into and out of Sin’s cunt echoed off the stall’s walls. Together, the two drew closer to their sexual peaks, fueled by their lusts. Once the knotted cock was at full size, it was shoved in one last time, sealing the twins to one another before Dex filled Sin’s womb with his Mightyena seed. The two kept one another close as they start to settle down from their mating. After a few minutes had passed, Dex pulled himself out of Sin, their groin areas heavily matted. As Dex pulled out, some of his seed came out with him; it ran down Sin’s tail as it pooled there while she rubbed her hard nipples. She reached a paw down to her pussy and brought some of Dex’s seed to her mouth and lick it clean, nice and slowly to put on one last act of cleaning herself up before the two finished up. “God, I love you, Sin.” Dex said softly as he kisses her on the lips softly. “I love you two, Dexy.” The two left their little stall before they headed back into the main area of the bathroom, the Pokemon there try their bests to mind their own business and do their deeds. Some Pokemon came in and started to mop up the general messes that the others had left behind. Dex and Sin made their way out of the bathroom as the two tried to remember their plan again. “I’ll check out the Bar’s videos,” said Sin as she headed towards the security room, past where the Cafe keeps their alcoholic supplies and their own generator for the place. “I’m sure we’ll find that runt he wants. It’ll be a good gift to settle his ass down.” “Sure, sure. I’ll go up to the Waiter’s lounge, maybe I’ll pick up something.” Dex replied as he pushed the call button as he waited for the lift to get there. Once the elevator gotten to the basement Dex headed inside and gone up to the second floor. Once there, Dex walked out and see a few Pokemon and humans walking by, doing their thing together, out in the open or the like. As Dex left the lift, in front of him were a pair of humans with a Delphox by the wall. “So Misters,” the Delphox started, kneeling down with his hands in one of the human’s pants the human had a clear boner from this. In fact, both of them did. “I can blow you both here if you like, or both of you can take either end and go from there. “Well,” said one human, a redhead, “was kind of thinking of having some friends come over and just fuck the Fire type right out of you.” The other human, with black hair, spoke up. “We have you for the night, and some of our friends are coming over, they’re bring their pokemon to join us. If you don’t mind that.” The Delphox though on that a bit before speaking up. “Well, I’ll have to charge for the others, they can pay at the front desk. Either way, we can get to that fun now~” He finished before unzipping the fly of the black hair human, and pulling out his dick which he happily started to suckle on. Dex had seen to the right of him a trio of Pokemon, a Riolu, Torracat and Zorua near the stairwell. The Riolu had just finish up setting up a tripod with a camera as he smiled softly. One was pointed towards them with the wall as the background, the other was at a low angle and pointed up. “Okay, the cameras is set up, so we can start.” “Finally, that took a while…” The Zorua stated in a rater annoyed tone. “I was wondering if you was trying to molest it or set it up.” “Hey! I just got this damn thing this morning in the mail, you have to give me some time to know how to use it.” The Riolu said, flipping off the Zorua. “How about you read the damn manual that came with it? I’m sure they put them in there for that reason, dumbass.” The Zorua came back with the same gesture. “How about I punch you in the fucking mouth? How about that for a manual?” “How about I bite your fucking dick off if you even try it, you brother-fucking fag!” “What you called me? I’ll fucking punch all of your little gay-ass teeth right out of your mouth, you little fucking shit for that!” “I’ll fucking rip off your tail and beat the shit out of you with it, you one-inch dick retard!” “Damn you two like to fight a lot,” interjected the Torracat. “Is this why our group is known as the ‘The terrible trio’? Shit like this is why the females don’t come near us and we’ve resorted to fucking one another like this.” The Riolu huff and turns his head to the side from the two. “Whatever, you both why we’re here.” “Yeah yeah, same shit as always. Turn the cam on and bring outs the Dirty Poke Type toys.” The said Zorua before he went into the stairway, bringing back a bag with him. The Riolu pushed the record button before walking back to the others. “The rules are simple,” the Torracat spoke as he stood in front of the cam, the two others were in the background, the Riolu setting up rather sizeable dildos while the Zorua brought out big jars of cheap lube with the name ‘Goodra Lubricant; keeping that passage slippery from start to finish’. “The each one of us will take a large dildo up each of our asses and ride them for as long as we can. The first one to cum, loses.” “I bet Jacky boy here will lose again,” commented the Zorua as he pours the lube over each of the dildos. “Shut your damn mouth, Mark, you’ve lost three times in a row before.” Jack came back towards the Dark type. The Torracat slaps the pair of them on the back of the head. “And the loser get fucked by the winners. The current score is Jack lost and got fucked four times, Mark lost and got fucked six times, and myself, your host, Sliver, has lost and got fucked five times.” The three of them walked over towards their dildos, placing their paws against the wall behind them as they used it as support. Each dildo was bumpy, the tip starting off small and growing bigger and wider the closer one got to the base. They were at an angle that would cause the dildo to make itself known, even more than due to its size, as it would push on their abdomen - perhaps even looking like they had large eggs inside their small frames. As the three worked over the dildos inside of themselves, they’d already gotten boners. All the while Dex’s cock softly poked out of it’s home while he thought about going after one of the boys to please his sister with, or use them as a fuck toy for the both of them. Sliver’s cock slowly slid out of its home, showing off the barbed, black member as it leaked pre, each barb twitching from the blood flowing through it. Jack’s sheath swelled as his pink member slowly made itself known while precum oozed from his canine member. The knot slowly growing out in a dark pink. And lastly, Mark’s member slowly grew its way out of the furry coat that line his sheath, as his member put itself on display, a mix of red and black, similar to a multi-colored marble, the colors spiraling around one another to make different patterns. The boys panted softly, somewhat in unison, as they slowly took their time with their self anal-fucking. Mark was working over the upper half of the dildo. The lower cam was catching his anal ring stretching over the bumps; each time one ring of them entered or left his ass, it drew out moans from the Dark type. Mark’s penis drooled precum like a Growlithe watering at the mouth while waiting for their master to give it food from the table. Mark whined softly as he slowly try to take more of the dick. Jack leant back a bit as he took in deep breaths before working himself over the toy, lifting himself up on one foot. He let gravity help him take more of it in, getting to about three-fourths of the thing within him. The finer details of the dildo were even visible through his belly, even from where Dex was standing, watching all of this, with mild entertainment. Jack’s tongue lolled out of his mouth as he worked as much of the dildo inside of him as he could, before he pulled himself up to the tip. This was followed by letting himself go, taking just as much again before he brought himself back up to the tip once more. He sprayed strings of his precum, some of it landing near the tripod’s legs as he panted softly. Silver moaned softly while he rode the slick toy, working himself onto his back legs, using his own weight to his advantage, causing him to take the rubber dick within him the furthest - the low angle cam barely able to see the base of the toy, hidden in his black fur. He panted loudly, drooling whilst he was slamming himself upon it, seeming to threaten to swallow it whole within him - he wasn’t showing any signs of showing any pity to himself! Stray lines of precum were growing from them. The loud sounds were like someone stepping through thick, sticky paste while the three of them slid themselves over the toys. The three of them pants hard and moan before Silver engulfed the whole dildo up into his ass, base and all, as hir tail hole closed itself around it before unloading his seed all over the floor! Sitting on his ass in the pool of lube, the two others slowed their movement as they saw that they had a looser among them. “What does the make the score now, Silver? Seventh or ninth time?” Mark commented at the sight of him cumming and the disappearance of the dildo. “At least it wasn’t me this time.” Added Jack as he sat on his toy for a bit before pulling himself off of the thing. “At least I gone all the way then you two pussies.” Silver said with a shit eating grin. “Jack, clean up while I work out this toy from within me.” The Torracat gotten onto his paws and headed towards the staff rooms to clean up. Once that was over and done, Dex headed into the Waiter's lounge, seeing different Pokemon chit-chatting with one another as he started to listen to the random blubbering of the pokemon as he looks for some clues. Dex heard chatter about going on dates, who’s doing whom in the ass and the like within the room. Dex try to make himself look like he were wander around aimlessly around the room before she caught the sight of an oddly looking Shinx with nine tails with two eeveelutions, one being an Umbreon and the other was a Sylveon. The three of them were talking to one another as they appears to get along rather fairly. The Mightyena listen carefully as he watches the trio talk, his ears perking up from hearing the room number. Dex carefully thought about what to do with this information as he blended himself into the background of the room. Dex knew he could walk right up to Yoshi and kidnap her in broad daylight if he had to... and he knew Eclipse would be mad if he didn’t brought someone to blow his steam out onto... The last time had left some scars on him. Dex followed the Shinx to the lift, hanging around the corners and peeking at Yoshi. ------- Colin and Chai were standing in a hallway near to both the main bar and primary staircase, as close to a central spot as you could get in all of Plaisir. “So, where do you think Octy has gotten to, Chai?” Colin asked as he skipped back and forth, looking around at things like potted plants as if a nearly four foot tall fox could hide behind one, let alone the fact that his red fur wouldn’t make for effective camouflage. “Octy, where are you~?” “Ugh,” Chai groaned as he watches the Fairy type act like he was on some Easter Egg hunt. “I’m pretty sure October wouldn’t be hiding in a potted plant, Colin, so get your face out of the dirt.” “But he’s a tricky fox, Chai, you can never be sure where he’ll be hiding out at!” Chai look at the at the nearby clock; it was almost six in the evening. “If he’ll be anywhere, he’ll most likely trying to get something to eat by now. Though, I don’t see him in the lounge for food, through.” “Oh I’m sure he’ll find something to eat. He must be somewhere… It’s raining and most of the staff are inside anyway. It just make our little party all the more better!” Colin shouted as he waved his forelegs and ribbons about in cheerful manner. Chai rolled his eyes at Colin before he looked around at the humans and Pokemon walking the halls. His gaze rested at the way to the main bar. “Hm...I’m sure Octy must be getting something to eat,” Colin said as he rub some dirt off of his nose. “Maybe we’ll see him soon~” Chai rolled his eyes before thinking a bit. “Let’s see if October is in the main bar, maybe he’s bumming food off of someone.” “Surey sure sure, Chai! Maybe we can get a bite to eat as well. Oh, maybe we can order a good amount of food for the party! Wouldn’t it be great to have something eat while we drink?” Colin spoke as he skipped towards the bar. Chai place his paw on his face and sigh. “We both know we can’t afford that kind of thing, with our shit jobs, mon.” “It doesn’t hurt to have dreams~” Colin headed into the main bar and looked about the area, scanning the beings in there to see if he could spot anything or anyone he knows. The evening waiters were going about doing their job; bringing some food and such. Some humans and their Pokemon were having their meals. Others were getting pleased by the waiting staff, with said staff under the tables giving head. Some others were leaving their tables, money left behind to pay the bill. Chai soon followed behind Colin and look around the room himself, a frown on his muzzle as he crossed his forelegs together, scanning the bar. This place was or Chai was something he detested as the events of the day came back to him. He kind of wished he could get away with the stuff to the guests; clawing at the annoying humans and their crappy comments about him about how he serves them. He wish he could toss the human’s Pokemon out on their ass and just take their money before going back to his room and sleep. Out of the corner of Chai’s eye, he got a glimpse of departing red tails heading into the bar’s kitchen. “I see October heading into the back, c’mon Colin.” Chai said as he pulled on the Sylveon’s ribbon. “Whee! I’m coming, I’m coming!” The pair headed through the busy bar, trying not to draw too much attention to themselves; the humans there were somewhat getting out of hand. They were talking loudly, bragging about random stuff, belittling some of the staff and so on. As the pair made their way along the side of the room, Chai poked his head into the swinging door that lead to the kitchen. He saw some of the cooks doing their thing; cooking food, stealing bites and the like with common cooking things. Others were fighting with one another, yelling about what to put into a soup; it looked like fists were about to fly. There was even a small Pokemon; Riolus, Pichus and such, cleaning the dishes, seeming to have an MP3 player and not listening to the going-ons around they. Chai spotted October grabbing a plate from a counter by the other door leading out of the kitchen. Colin, on the other hand, was still in the bar, waving to the humans and their Pokemon. “So, how are you enjoying your meal, Ms. Human?” Colin asked as he wagged his tail. “Uh…” A black hair and fair skin human spoke as she hold up a spoonful of soup. “It’s fine, I’ve ordered the Ajiaco…” The woman took her spoon into her mouth. “Do you like it? I’m sure the cooks made it with love and care~” “Ug...I’m sure they did, do you need anything from me?” The woman asked as she began to glare at the fairy type. “Oh, just seeing how well you’re doing during dinner.” “...Can you go away so I can finish?” “Colin,” Chai interrupted. “I see October!” Chai spoked before grabbing Colin by the ribbon and pulls him through the swinging door. “C’mon and let’s go!” “Bye-bye human! I hope you have a nice meal~” Colin said with a happy tone in his voice. Chai slowly dragged Colin through the mayhem of what one would call kitchen staff. Blades flying across the room after being tossed by the chefs, ladles hitting across the back of the heads of the smaller Pokemon, plates being broken and such. Colin, all the while, was trying to make friends with them, despite curse words were flying around as it were the norm. After the chaos was over, Chai looked both ways through the hall before he spotted the nine long red tails heading around the corner and into the doorway. Chai tried his best to keep up with his target while Colin was busy skipping behind the Umbreon as he hummed a tone and his tail wagged. Chai push open the door to the room as the pair of eeveelutions witnessed their red foxy friend sitting down in the corner of the Storage Room. The primary color of this Ninetales was his red fur, accented with a black mane and nine tail tips. He currently had a plate of southern fried meat product pieces, a few different side dishes (including a mountain of mashed potatoes covered in gravy from the tip to the base, with small signs of white fluffiness of the potatoes under it). A bowl of mixed vegetables, like peas, carrots, green peas and such, sat on the other side of the meat; they were covered in a nice layer of butter and seasoned with salt and pepper. To complete the gluttonous ensemble, the last side dish was a bowl of cinnamon Oran wedges steaming in the Storage Room’s cool air. October looked up from his meal with a piece of meat product hanging out of the side of his mouth, blinking a bit before he went back to taking another bite. “Uhg...how did you two find me?” “Oh, hi Octy!” Colin shouted as he skip towards the fox. “Do you mind keeping it down, Colin? Someone is going to hear you!” October said before he takes a mouthful of the veggies, pieces falling from his lips and onto the plate below his head. “October, you got to hear this.” Chai step in as he walks up to the large fox. “Well, spit it out.” “There’s this odd Shinx that goes by the name of ‘Yoshi’. This Pokemon is, apparently, something called a ‘Shinxtails’. She had this large keg with her that smelled nice. I couldn’t place my finger on what this stuff is, but it’s apparent something rare to get your paws on. She’s waiting in her room for us, c’mon.” October blinked a bit as he listened to this, seeming to try to follow as his chewing slowed. “So, this random, new, Pokemon just randomly offered this?” “Well…” Chai started as he tap a finger to his chin. “It is odd, but she does seem to have a liking for you.” “Yeah! She seem so nice and look cute, too!” Colin spoke up as he skipped off to the supplies in the room. “Colin, leave the supplies alone.” October said before finishing off the last of the meat and started on the berries. “She seem to have taken a liking to you, maybe because you two are rather...odd~” Colin stated as he skip back towards his friends. The fox dumped the mashed potatoes into his jaws, eating it whole. Splodges of gravy and bits of potatoes stuck to his lips before he licked them clean. “I see. And what is this ‘Shinxtails’ that you brought up?” “Oh,” Colin said as he jumped onto October’s back. “She’s a Shinx with nine long and fluffy tails, much like yours! But blue rather than red and have yellow on the tail tips with starts on the ends. She look soooo cute!” “I….see… It is certainly is odd. Heh, I bet the staff thinks this Shinx is my kid or something. eh.” October said before pushing the mostly empty plate to the side as he got back onto all fours and looked at Chai. “She’s in the staff quarters, ug...at the end of the hall near the dead end.” Chai said before smiling softly. “I just hope this shit knocks the fuck out of me so I can forget this day. The idea makes me happy.” “Yup, I can see that. Chai is very happy about this~” Colin said as he wags his pink tail. “Chai, if there's anything I've learned in my travels, it's that trying to get smashed on rare booze never ends well. Also, let’s weigh the pros and cons here; con, the stuff here costs more than what we make here. Pro, we can get shit-faced for free and maybe have some drunken sex from the cleaning staff. Let’s do it.” --- ←-To be continued...