I wanna deep throat a girl’s clit. Yeah, you read that right. Sure, I write a lot of things about sucking off big guys but—surprise!—this dragoness swings every which way. If I’m a micro *and* I want to indulge my oral fixation, I just have to get clever. There’s no way I’m gonna suck a guy off if I’m less than a foot tall, but a girl? I could definitely go to town on that. No, I don’t know exactly what size I’d have to be. Everyone’s body is different anyway so let’s try not to get fixated on exact numbers here. If you really want a guess: Somewhere between four and twelve inches tall. If you want a better guess: Try sticking a ruler between a woman’s legs and let me know how well that works out for you. If the size is just right, I’ll fit between her thighs and her clit will be right at my snout. It doesn’t matter if she’s sitting up in her chair and looking down at me like a predator who has fresh meat or if she’s so shy she’s nervously laying back and trying not to move out of fear of hurting me. What matters is that I’ve been told I’m very good with my tongue and I have no shame about using it. Sure, she *could* stuff me inside her like a dildo or vibrator, but then she’d deprive herself of my muzzle, and then who’s really losing out? I’ll start the same way I’d suck off anything or anyone else: With a gentle nuzzle at her body. I get to enjoy the scent and warmth and, usefully, I get a sense of which spots are gonna make her squirm. Long, slow, firm licks keep the foreplay going. Some women like to keep this going for a while, basking in the feelings that only a diligent, feminine micro could bring them. Others might just shove their junk into my face and skip to the action. Doesn’t matter to me; it’s fun when someone takes that initiative and shows me exactly what they like. But let’s be honest: With as much of an oral slut as I am, it’s not gonna be *too* long before I start trying to cram as much of her pleasure pearl into my mouth as I can fit. No, size isn’t everything—I don’t *have* to be choking on it to be happy—but I do enjoy making her feel as big as I can. If it fits easily, I’ll just press my snout hard against her; there’s a lot more to the clit than just the tiny portion that’s normally exposed. If it’s a struggle, I’ll either place a hand on her pussy to hold some of that length back, or just make myself a little larger if I have to. Everything from there gets messy. The power dynamic is an unstable equilibrium: I’m the one doing the work and providing what pleasure I can, but she can literally take matters into her own hands if she wants. I could wax poetic about the variety of shapes and sizes of body parts, or the different ways folks want to get off, but it’s late and I’m just putting the horny thoughts out there before I go to sleep. Use your imagination, commission me to write more when I’m awake, or invite me to demonstrate. I’ll do my best to help get you off. You’ve been kind enough to let me experience and enjoy your body; repaying that is the least I can do. Don’t feel bad if you don’t get off or if you’re so used to your own touch that nothing else does it for you. If you felt good then that’s all that matters. I’m just happy to have had the satisfaction of my snout being stuffed. 💖